Double Standards. . How some when your wife is pregnant, people may her '' and say congratulations" hut no one rubs your halls and says, points I hours ago . -
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Double Standards

How some when your wife
is pregnant, people may
her '' and say
congratulations" hut
no one rubs your
halls and says,
points I hours ago . -
because there isn' t a hater growing in your balls
Technically there are millions of them in there Waiting to happen.
Waiting doesn' t = growing
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Submitted: 07/18/2013
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User avatar #8 - articulate (07/19/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I read that as "waiting doesn't" is equal to "growing" why not use != or something.
#26 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
BUT WHAT IF THERE WAS A BABY IN YOUR BALLS AND THEN IT CAME OUT YOUR DICK HOLE
User avatar #4 - Sockopolis (07/19/2013) [-]
What is more acceptable to do in society, rub someone's stomach, or their balls?
#1 - dakkenly (07/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Bitch I got something growing down there if you just rub it
#32 - TehFunnyMan (07/19/2013) [-]
Kinda ruined the joke....
User avatar #29 - GnRNoD ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Well they could at leat rub them and say "good job"... ptfff people lack courtesy these days.
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#27 - legitlymature (07/19/2013) [-]
The funny thing is that in a way the cells are not growing in your balls, but breaking down. From diploid cells to haploid cells, so in the balls the cells become smaller to have one of each pair of chromosomes, then BOOM goes the dynorgasm and one lucky sperm cell rushes into the egg cell and it combines to have a pair of one chromosome from each parent and that splits itself making copies and BOOM a baby is gonna pop outta there.
User avatar #22 - hankmccoy (07/19/2013) [-]
i'm not sure if i'd want everybody rubbing my balls. I don't everyone's proficient at ball rubbing. And those who are good at it probably aren't the ones I want touching me. "oh, bother"
#2 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So you realised that it was double standards despite the fact you posted those comments?
User avatar #5 - bigbeaufort (07/19/2013) [-]
I generally do a good bit of growing when I'm waiting for sex....
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