Double Standards. . How some when your wife is pregnant, people may her '' and say congratulations" hut no one rubs your halls and says, points I hours ago . -
x

Double Standards

How some when your wife
is pregnant, people may
her '' and say
congratulations" hut
no one rubs your
halls and says,
points I hours ago . -
because there isn' t a hater growing in your balls
Technically there are millions of them in there Waiting to happen.
Waiting doesn' t = growing
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+501
Views: 25699
Favorited: 19
Submitted: 07/18/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to mishaestrin Subscribe to funny submit to reddit
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #8 - articulate ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
I read that as "waiting doesn't" is equal to "growing" why not use != or something.
0
#16 to #8 - tittylovin has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #16 - articulate ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
I like != because then I can use ! to mean not.
You are awesome!
And they are none the wiser.
+4
#18 to #17 - tittylovin has deleted their comment [-]
#24 to #8 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
everyone thinks there a coder, lmao
User avatar #33 to #24 - peanutbuttahjellah (07/19/2013) [-]
Stating some basic logic != saying he's a programmer
User avatar #25 to #24 - articulate ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
everyone thinks they're* mind readers, lmao
#31 to #8 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
mah *****
User avatar #9 to #8 - posttwo (07/19/2013) [-]
Because not everyone knows != means not equal or is not
User avatar #10 to #9 - posttwo (07/19/2013) [-]
You can confuse people even more using !==
User avatar #11 to #10 - articulate ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
=/= works too and is more obvious, but if we don't use something because people don't know what it means then no one will ever know what it means.
User avatar #12 to #11 - posttwo (07/19/2013) [-]
I meant that he doesn't know what it means or that it exists so he didn't use it.
I prefer !=
User avatar #13 to #12 - articulate ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
I just realized you replied to me and then yourself
User avatar #14 to #13 - articulate ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
and your name is posttwo, was that on purpose?
User avatar #15 to #14 - posttwo (07/19/2013) [-]
It might have been.
#26 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
BUT WHAT IF THERE WAS A BABY IN YOUR BALLS AND THEN IT CAME OUT YOUR DICK HOLE
#2 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
So you realised that it was double standards despite the fact you posted those comments?
#3 to #2 - mishaestrin (07/18/2013) [-]
I was sarcasming internally while making the title
#6 to #3 - include (07/19/2013) [-]
sarcasm internally
sarcasm internally
User avatar #4 - Sockopolis (07/19/2013) [-]
What is more acceptable to do in society, rub someone's stomach, or their balls?
User avatar #5 - bigbeaufort (07/19/2013) [-]
I generally do a good bit of growing when I'm waiting for sex....
#32 - TehFunnyMan (07/19/2013) [-]
Kinda ruined the joke....
User avatar #29 - GnRNoD (07/19/2013) [-]
Well they could at leat rub them and say "good job"... ptfff people lack courtesy these days.
0
#28 - aceofshadows has deleted their comment [-]
#27 - legitlymature (07/19/2013) [-]
The funny thing is that in a way the cells are not growing in your balls, but breaking down. From diploid cells to haploid cells, so in the balls the cells become smaller to have one of each pair of chromosomes, then BOOM goes the dynorgasm and one lucky sperm cell rushes into the egg cell and it combines to have a pair of one chromosome from each parent and that splits itself making copies and BOOM a baby is gonna pop outta there.
User avatar #22 - hankmccoy (07/19/2013) [-]
i'm not sure if i'd want everybody rubbing my balls. I don't everyone's proficient at ball rubbing. And those who are good at it probably aren't the ones I want touching me. "oh, bother"
User avatar #1 - dakkenly (07/18/2013) [-]
Bitch I got something growing down there if you just rub it
 Friends (0)