Double Standards. . How some when your wife is pregnant, people may her '' and say congratulations" hut no one rubs your halls and says, points I hours ago . -  Double Standards How some when your wife is pregnant people may her '' and say congratulations" hut no one rubs halls says points I hours ago -
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Double Standards

How some when your wife
is pregnant, people may
her '' and say
congratulations" hut
no one rubs your
halls and says,
points I hours ago . -
because there isn' t a hater growing in your balls
Technically there are millions of them in there Waiting to happen.
Waiting doesn' t = growing
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Views: 25737 Submitted: 07/18/2013
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#8 - articulate
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I read that as "waiting doesn't" is equal to "growing" why not use != or something.
#16 to #8 - tittylovin
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#17 to #16 - articulate
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I like != because then I can use ! to mean not.
You are awesome!
And they are none the wiser.
#18 to #17 - tittylovin
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#19 to #18 - articulate
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#24 to #8 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
everyone thinks there a coder, lmao
#33 to #24 - peanutbuttahjellah
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Stating some basic logic != saying he's a programmer
#25 to #24 - articulate
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(07/19/2013) [-]
everyone thinks they're* mind readers, lmao
#31 to #8 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
mah *****
#9 to #8 - posttwo
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Because not everyone knows != means not equal or is not
#10 to #9 - posttwo
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(07/19/2013) [-]
You can confuse people even more using !==
#11 to #10 - articulate
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(07/19/2013) [-]
=/= works too and is more obvious, but if we don't use something because people don't know what it means then no one will ever know what it means.
#12 to #11 - posttwo
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I meant that he doesn't know what it means or that it exists so he didn't use it.
I prefer !=
#13 to #12 - articulate
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I just realized you replied to me and then yourself
#14 to #13 - articulate
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(07/19/2013) [-]
and your name is posttwo, was that on purpose?
#15 to #14 - posttwo
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(07/19/2013) [-]
It might have been.
#26 - violetmistress **User deleted account**
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(07/19/2013) [-]
BUT WHAT IF THERE WAS A BABY IN YOUR BALLS AND THEN IT CAME OUT YOUR DICK HOLE
#4 - Sockopolis
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(07/19/2013) [-]
What is more acceptable to do in society, rub someone's stomach, or their balls?
#1 - dakkenly
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Bitch I got something growing down there if you just rub it
#7 to #1 - casval
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(07/19/2013) [-]
HFW
#32 - TehFunnyMan
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Kinda ruined the joke....
#29 - GnRNoD ONLINE
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Well they could at leat rub them and say "good job"... ptfff people lack courtesy these days.
#27 - legitlymature
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(07/19/2013) [-]
The funny thing is that in a way the cells are not growing in your balls, but breaking down. From diploid cells to haploid cells, so in the balls the cells become smaller to have one of each pair of chromosomes, then BOOM goes the dynorgasm and one lucky sperm cell rushes into the egg cell and it combines to have a pair of one chromosome from each parent and that splits itself making copies and BOOM a baby is gonna pop outta there.
#22 - hankmccoy
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(07/19/2013) [-]
i'm not sure if i'd want everybody rubbing my balls. I don't everyone's proficient at ball rubbing. And those who are good at it probably aren't the ones I want touching me. "oh, bother"
#20 - Dave Cee
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#2 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
So you realised that it was double standards despite the fact you posted those comments?
#3 to #2 - mishaestrin [OP]
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I was sarcasming internally while making the title
#6 to #3 - include
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(07/19/2013) [-]
sarcasm internally
sarcasm internally
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