Of all the things I saw coming, that was not - #100423384 added by sweener at Comment on picture

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(08/19/2013)[-]

There once was a florist who did good business selling flowers on a street corner. One day, a group of friars moved in and set up their own flower stall across the street. Of course, the florist began losing business because everyone preferred to buy their flowers from the men of god. The florist decided to hire a hitman, name Hugh, to stop the friars. Hugh went across the street in the middle of the night and smashed the friars' stall, burned their flowers, and then went and beat up the friars in their beds. From then on the florist enjoyed much higher sales, proving once and for all that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.