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Colbert confesses to his wrongdoings…

Apologizing is we of the b things a candidate can do. So
lets try, ave you done wrong?
Nothing in
Kane done anything wrong?
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#2 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/23/2013) [-]
Maybe he actually killed godzilla?
User avatar #14 to #2 - leeroyjenkinsfan (07/24/2013) [-]
Well, I don't see Godzilla walking around, do you?
#21 to #14 - alexforce (07/24/2013) [-]
Well...actually.
#11 to #2 - dwarfman (07/24/2013) [-]
Not likely, the G man is a tough son of a bitch.
Not likely, the G man is a tough son of a bitch.
#62 to #11 - sexyhimself ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Indeed
#49 - commandershit (07/24/2013) [-]
** ************* rolled a random image posted in comment #5374048 at Furries **
hfw his trip is over
#58 to #49 - riposter (07/24/2013) [-]
**riposter rolls 172** here comes your order of trips.
User avatar #65 to #49 - spanishninja (07/24/2013) [-]
**spanishninja rolls 9**
#18 - jaymeelu (07/24/2013) [-]
*****		 a flashlight aint gonna help, ill 			****		 your 			****		 up.
***** a flashlight aint gonna help, ill **** your **** up.
#23 to #18 - thewisedane (07/24/2013) [-]
Maybe if he was using one of these flashlights.
User avatar #27 to #23 - datassman ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Ha! Those peashooters couldn't take out a Kroot youngling!
User avatar #28 to #27 - thewisedane (07/24/2013) [-]
Who fluff-vise is quite tough anyway.

But a Lasgun is quite efficent, the problem is that the enemies the Guard is fighting are extremely resilient.
User avatar #29 to #28 - datassman ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Soooo, it's efficient against other guardsmen?
User avatar #30 to #29 - thewisedane (07/24/2013) [-]
Kinda. Their armor is Flak armor, which is able to stop normal bullets well enough, but won't stop anything looking like a Bolter bolt.
User avatar #31 to #30 - datassman ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Granted, but saying it won't stop a bolter round isn't saying much, since there isn't much that will. A pulse rifle round, now..
User avatar #32 to #31 - thewisedane (07/24/2013) [-]
Nothing is gonna stop a Hammerhead Railrifle shot.

Which is why I fight for the greater good.
User avatar #33 to #32 - datassman ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
BROTHER
User avatar #34 to #33 - thewisedane (07/24/2013) [-]
LETS GET RID OF THE GRIMDARKNESS ONCE AND FOR ALL!
User avatar #35 to #34 - datassman ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
ALL THE GALAXY WILL FIND THE LIGHT OF COOPERATION, OR BE SWEPT BENEATH THE TIDE OF PROGRESS
User avatar #36 to #35 - thewisedane (07/24/2013) [-]
The Empire of Man will know that it's time has come, and dissappear!
The Orks will be purged from this world!
The Eldar will recognize the new masters of this galaxy and join the Greater Good!
The Dark Eldar will be shut in the Webway, forever trapped with their evil ways!
The Space Marines will know of their failure as protecters of a lost ideal!
The Necrons will join us in taking the galaxy or be laid to eternal sleep in their tombs!
The Tyranids will be destroyed by the combined might of a united galaxy!
Chaos will be pushed back into the warp by us, who are immune to their power!

The Galaxy will know that the Greater Good has saved i from succumbing from war and terror, and a new order will arise!

That of Good!
User avatar #37 to #36 - datassman ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
And the so-called God-emperor of the Imperium will submit, or be ended by his own greedy cowardice!
User avatar #38 to #37 - thewisedane (07/24/2013) [-]
He is lost, the only hope for a decaying empire who prey on the weak and innocent to survive. We will bring justice to this hellish nation.
User avatar #48 to #27 - zombiesnipertwo (07/24/2013) [-]
I like your profile picture
User avatar #79 to #48 - datassman ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
And I yours
#80 to #79 - zombiesnipertwo (07/25/2013) [-]
best pony indeed
User avatar #81 to #80 - datassman ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Vurruh true, friend.
#17 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
**** you, and everyone affiliated with you.
#57 - josieabby (07/24/2013) [-]
They can be pretty badass.
They can be pretty badass.
User avatar #72 to #57 - Blargosnarf (07/24/2013) [-]
HURGURRR THAT'S NOT A TURTLE THAT'S A TORTOISE!!!
#66 to #57 - xxabbiexx (07/24/2013) [-]
true dat
true dat
User avatar #78 to #66 - hotsaws (07/24/2013) [-]
This is one of those situations where I think homicide would be justified.
#3 - SILENCEnight (07/23/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #5152656 at Furries ** Colbert Report is the **** .
#39 - queefquizzler (07/24/2013) [-]
Turtle's Face When
#68 - drmrniceguy (07/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#63 - awildniglet (07/24/2013) [-]
Only relevant image I have
Only relevant image I have
User avatar #59 - phudgepacker (07/24/2013) [-]
Apparently colbert attacked after the turtle had repeatedly asked for about tree fiddy
User avatar #60 - drtrousersnake (07/24/2013) [-]
you decide in realtime
#47 - masoaoki (07/24/2013) [-]
Oh god I love Stephen Colbert. Pic not related
Oh god I love Stephen Colbert. Pic not related
#5 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
"Flashlight" is a funny nickname for "I-19 Plasmacaster"
#6 - rrayybingoo (07/24/2013) [-]
Hows it going? I’m Ray Bingo.
#71 to #6 - tmdarby ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
#73 to #6 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
eat a dick Ray.
User avatar #83 to #6 - arcticassassin (08/07/2013) [-]
The legend lives
#12 to #6 - sexypotato (07/24/2013) [-]
Oh **** not again
#22 to #6 - feelythefeel (07/24/2013) [-]
And I'm Scott, president of Domino's Pizza!
#15 to #6 - victorianfancyman (07/24/2013) [-]
Hi Ray, nice glasses have a thumb
#7 to #6 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what your goal is here. Maybe you're trying to become "a thing" by posting this everywhere. You want recognition and attention? Then post some funny and original content. But this is just annoying and will accomplish nothing positive for anyone.
User avatar #16 to #7 - ilovehitler (07/24/2013) [-]
You do realize Ray Bingo is already a thing, and has been for a long time? One of the most successful trolls in fj history.

His goal isn't to get positive attention, only negative. And your reaction fed him.
User avatar #19 to #7 - WtfStrawberries (07/24/2013) [-]
I'd say you haven't been here long, but you have a blue name.
how can you possibly not even notice that this is a troll?
User avatar #20 to #6 - zeroxnight (07/24/2013) [-]
so this is the new asians can read minds troll. at least you are man enough to log in like a man to say it
User avatar #24 to #20 - rdangerdash (07/24/2013) [-]
No, this is the old Asians can read minds troll.
User avatar #41 to #24 - zeroxnight (07/24/2013) [-]
at least he is man enough to log in and troll
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#51 to #41 - agmi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #53 to #51 - zeroxnight (07/24/2013) [-]
well i'll be damned
User avatar #52 to #20 - lizardnigger (07/24/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/raybingo
No, it isn't 'new' at all.
#69 to #6 - EPlCFAlLGUY (07/24/2013) [-]
someone who is hated more than me?
#82 to #69 - enclavexremnant (07/27/2013) [-]
who the hell are you?
who the hell are you?
User avatar #74 to #6 - thedarkestrogue (07/24/2013) [-]
How do you know I'm not Ray Bingo?

I'm Rick James Bitch.
#40 to #6 - Obscurity (07/24/2013) [-]
This image has expired
can u not
User avatar #64 to #25 - lacklusterpelican (07/24/2013) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #70 to #64 - Hreidmar (07/24/2013) [-]
I don't know the exact sauce but it's from that series of comics with the colon dwarf. The image below me at the moment is from one of them. Maybe that'll help.
#10 to #6 - sixtyeightplusone (07/24/2013) [-]
not again...
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