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User avatar #111 - evenito
Reply -38 123456789123345869
(07/29/2012) [-]
I like to kick the **** out of cats. I have kicked approximately 15 cats up into the air. I love it. Yesterday I found this young cat and I grabbed it by the tail and did the "cat helicopter" with it 6-7 times before I smashed it's head against the tarmac. Don't worry, it survived :)
#114 to #111 - progg
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(07/29/2012) [-]
Try harder...
#113 to #111 - anon id: 54558c94
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/29/2012) [-]
Some thoughts on your attempted troll post:

-While you were grammatically below radar to the average troll detector, you ruined yourself with a cliche attempt to make people who like this post mad. You saw that this content was cat related, and figured most people who thumbed it do love cats. The hyperbolic pastime you have said you partake in is just too contrasting to make anyone take you seriously.

-It seems you tried a little to hard with an example of cat kicking. You tried to tug at cat lovers' hearts by saying you found a young cat and kicked it senseless, and referenced a term you made up yourself that no one else will understand.

-Your last sentence also contradicted your entire attempt. If you were sticking true to your troll comment, you would have ended it in accordance with what you previously laid out for the reader. The smiley face had no place, and overall has ruined your attempt.

You'vescored a 1/10, please take these comments as constructive criticism for your future troll posts.

User avatar #116 to #113 - evenito
Reply -23 123456789123345869
(07/29/2012) [-]
I think it's funny that people think I'm trolling, I thought I would share because I'm certainly not the only one that kicks the **** out of cats. I have a video where I almost killed a cat, but after 10 minutes it was back at it's feet again. You think you are so smart that you have seen through my troll comment. But it wasn't, you tried to be smart but it didn't work.
#117 to #116 - anon id: 54558c94
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/29/2012) [-]
And now you've dropped to 0/10

See #113 for questions/concerns

Thanks for playing