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#471 - WiggsMaGee (02/13/2013) [-]
Quick!!
Can anyone think of a Star Wars themed valentines poem!!!
User avatar #497 to #471 - pelicanplank (02/13/2013) [-]

This is a tale about Luke and the force
Things for him got a little bit worse
His family was killed by stormtroopers mean
So he split from the planet of Tatooine
A Jedi master names Obiwan
Showed him how to be a man
He save the princess, joined the alliance
And took on the death star with defiance
And old Darth Vader got slapped in the face
As his ship went spinning through the depths of space
#489 to #471 - robertito (02/13/2013) [-]
I love you
Like r2D2
beep boop bop
#478 to #471 - anonymous (02/13/2013) [-]
lightsabers can be red
or they can be blue
but the only thing i need right now is you
#476 to #471 - Lbomb (02/13/2013) [-]
light sabers are red
blasters are blue
i love you babe
may the force be with you
User avatar #475 to #471 - Mortuus ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
No, girl, I don't deserve you.
You're a special kind of girl,
Casting your own Jedi mind trick on me.
Your beauty makes Naboo look like Tatooine;
You're hotter than Mustafar.
And you got my mind feeling like Corusaunt.
The littlest thought of you makes my heart go faster than a pod race.
Because, girl, you're the droid I've been looking for.
And I'm gonna take you faster than a Jawa.
Nothing's gonna seperate us,
Or it'll end up like Alderaan.
I'm like Boba Fett:
I'm not gonna give up until I have you,
I'll search every corner of the galaxy.
Girl, don't leave leave me feeling like Hoth.
Because you're my Princess,
And I wanna be your Skywalker.

Here's one.
#473 to #471 - anonymous (02/13/2013) [-]
*Breath
*Breath
Roses.....
*Breath
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