Can a woman make you a millionaire?. ouch.. Oh man that was hilarious! Oh Black Stewie you funny.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#6 - linktheherooftime (03/17/2013) [-]
Oh man that was hilarious! Oh Black Stewie you funny.
User avatar #45 - mrfourtysevenman (03/17/2013) [-]
i sent my dad a picture of my hands. my girlfriend painted my nails pink in my sleep.
the picture said "consequences of having a girlfriend"

he replied with a picture of an empty wallet that said "consequences of being in a relationship"
i love my dad
User avatar #5 - zombiefied (03/17/2013) [-]
This joke is completely ripped off of cyanide and happiness.
#19 to #5 - anon (03/17/2013) [-]
Good, it pisses him off and he can't sue. Good job OP.
#23 to #5 - anon (03/17/2013) [-]
Who in turn ripped it off of a century old joke from a newspaper. Mark ******* Twain knew that joke.
#53 - beep (03/17/2013) [-]
Blackstewiee is so fahnny huehuehue
Blackstewiee is so fahnny huehuehue
User avatar #7 - giinthir (03/17/2013) [-]
You just know it's a sad day in hell when they have a channel specifically for the funny stuff on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #24 to #7 - Marker (03/17/2013) [-]
I made this argument long ago...... no one gave a **** .

Sad times, my friend.
User avatar #8 - mrcocoabeans (03/17/2013) [-]
she can't make everyone a millionaire but she sure as hell can make everyone a sandwich
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#34 to #30 - anon (03/17/2013) [-]
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#42 to #30 - drmrniceguy (03/17/2013) [-]
AUHA HA HA HA snort OH ho ho ho
AUHA HA HA HA snort OH ho ho ho
#64 to #30 - chayio (03/17/2013) [-]
Made this especially for you.
User avatar #35 to #30 - iamcraig (03/17/2013) [-]
Shut up, Meg.
#11 - anon (03/17/2013) [-]
****** stewie evolved from monkeys
#26 to #11 - anon (03/17/2013) [-]
creationism is correct about human being create by god but evolution is also correct the thing is ****** are not human and are evolved from monkeys this way ****** can steal and rape our property much easier
User avatar #31 to #26 - Dwarf (03/17/2013) [-]
> rape our property
User avatar #25 to #11 - savvasp (03/17/2013) [-]
Shut up Meg
#27 to #25 - anon (03/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - savvasp (03/17/2013) [-]
I know right?
#29 - kjelli (03/17/2013) [-]
**kjelli rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Mind Blown ** worst golddigger eu
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