But what about middle Korea?

#1 - spyisspy

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(03/30/2013)[-]

not in my house hohoho

#3 to #1 - flippytrixfordiner

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(03/30/2013)[-]

NOT TODAY

#38 - caaaaarrrllll

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(03/31/2013)[-]

#53 - yalikefishsticks

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(03/31/2013)[-]

North Korea got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Shac

#60 to #53 - themanwithnoplan

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(03/31/2013)[-]

Nobody expects the *Shaq

*Actually is Dikembe Mutombo

#61 to #60 - yalikefishsticks

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(03/31/2013)[-]

Yes, I remember how it's spelled now.. after I remembered his game... "Shaq Fu" ****, i still have the nightmares

#55 to #53 - superflystickman

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(03/31/2013)[-]

who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

#69 to #55 - artisticotaku

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(03/31/2013)[-]

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile

#71 to #69 - superflystickman

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(03/31/2013)[-]

but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

#72 to #71 - artisticotaku

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(03/31/2013)[-]

and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

#73 to #72 - superflystickman

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(03/31/2013)[-]

but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

lets skip the chorus

#75 to #73 - artisticotaku

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(03/31/2013)[-]

aw but I was already singing it in my mind, but okay.

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime

#79 to #75 - superflystickman

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(03/31/2013)[-]

sorry i listened to this song too much and now the chorus is a little annoying

and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

#80 to #79 - artisticotaku

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(03/31/2013)[-]

No need to be sorry, totally understandable. The whole song became annoying at one point for me, so I know the feel.

and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

#83 to #80 - superflystickman

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(03/31/2013)[-]

but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

#84 to #83 - artisticotaku

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(03/31/2013)[-]

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

#85 to #84 - superflystickman

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(03/31/2013)[-]

'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

#87 to #85 - artisticotaku

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(03/31/2013)[-]

then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault

#99 to #87 - superflystickman

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(03/31/2013)[-]

Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air
Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare

And I got hit with ****************.

#103 to #99 - kargale

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(03/31/2013)[-]

Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus
as down from the heavens descended chuck norris

#105 to #103 - blooby

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(03/31/2013)[-]

#112 to #103 - artisticotaku

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(03/31/2013)[-]

Still, high five for trying to keep it going :)

#110 to #99 - artisticotaku

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(03/31/2013)[-]

I got hit with gottagotryoutLeagueofLegends

but good job buddy, here are the best cookies I bothered to find to give to you partcipating in this pretty entertaining thread

#118 to #110 - zombiealah

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(03/31/2013)[-]

Sauce for song?

#119 to #118 - artisticotaku

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(03/31/2013)[-]

Ultimate Showdown of ultimate destiny

link for your viewing pleasure: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiRH47J_zuI

#76 - fiddlestickz

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(03/31/2013)[-]

#4 - mrloki

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(03/30/2013)[-]

**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #252 at You Dead? ** I really hope north korea does have some atomic bombs and end up using them ... I just want to watch the world burn... or just US and south korea xD

#14 to #4 - chiefboss

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(03/31/2013)[-]

I hope you step on a lego.

#31 to #14 - Kanoah

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(03/31/2013)[-]

Too far, brother, too far.

#19 to #4 - yodaddysofat

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(03/31/2013)[-]

#26 to #19 - neptuneport

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(03/31/2013)[-]

Calm down there satan

#39 to #4 - toastableduckling

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(03/31/2013)[-]

"I just want to watch the world burn"

#11 to #4 - resbiansrock

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(03/31/2013)[-]

Cancer.

#30 to #4 - thisisdj

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(03/31/2013)[-]

"xD"

#29 to #4 - imnotkickthecat

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#18 to #4 - acetrainerewan

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(03/31/2013)[-]

#10 to #4 - zenaki

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(03/31/2013)[-]

But you should probably delete your account and kill yourself

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has deleted their comment [-]

#20 to #4 - pureblur

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#63 to #4 - anormalbrony

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(03/31/2013)[-]

#59 to #4 - viewtifulbro

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(03/31/2013)[-]

You accidentally the English language

#51 to #4 - bagguhsleep

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(03/31/2013)[-]

Careful with them edges.

#25 to #4 - mayormilkman

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(03/31/2013)[-]

I guess it's the "XD"... ?

#22 to #4 - stuffandotherstuff

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(03/31/2013)[-]

#52 to #4 - anon id: 87756dd8

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(03/31/2013)[-]

so the internet is ok with you wanting the world to burn...but your XD took it too far man...

#50 to #4 - anon id: d7251de4

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(03/31/2013)[-]

you got massive red thumbs because you used the crossed eyed smiley face

#5 to #4 - anon id: a4461e41

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(03/30/2013)[-]

jeez, dick, I hope you have no milk next time you want cereal!

#9 to #5 - slenderwolf

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(03/31/2013)[-]

#8 to #5 - zenaki

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(03/31/2013)[-]

Well Anon welcome to Funnyjunk, you are allowed to make an account now.

#121 to #5 - finni

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(03/31/2013)[-]

I think Anon was pretty cool today

**** me, right?

#32 to #4 - electrickwalrus

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(03/31/2013)[-]

#28 - wienersack

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(03/31/2013)[-]

Too bad Dikembe Mutombo isn't even from America

#33 to #28 - jsilver

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(03/31/2013)[-]

you dense ************! its clearly just a metaphor. next youre gonna say that a shopping cart is not South Korea.

#35 to #33 - zorororonoa

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(03/31/2013)[-]

And Kim Jong Un, otherwise known as DJ 4DM1N, isn't a little kid, or are you DJ 4DM1N?

#37 to #35 - jsilver

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(03/31/2013)[-]

he's like "OH ****, THEY KNOW!!!!!"

#66 to #28 - dlwnsgur

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(03/31/2013)[-]

and you think that cart is from south korea?

#36 to #28 - mrfourtysevenman

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(03/31/2013)[-]

go **** you.

#65 to #28 - falconxmard

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(03/31/2013)[-]

#62 to #28 - anormalbrony

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(03/31/2013)[-]

go get brain surgery you idiot

#89 to #28 - fukkentyranitar

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(03/31/2013)[-]

What were you going to achieve by posting that?

#34 - tredbear

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(03/31/2013)[-]

BLOCK THAT ****!

#104 - iritz

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(03/31/2013)[-]

#108 to #104 - noonesperfect

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(03/31/2013)[-]

they be in space now too

#2 - anon id: 80b85735

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(03/30/2013)[-]

someone please photoshop faces on their body's

#6 to #2 - CMSTF

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(03/30/2013)[-]

Well, they've already got Obama to a tee.

#13 to #2 - HarvietheDinkle

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(03/31/2013)[-]

no u

#44 - A Pickle

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(03/31/2013)[-]

NOTENMAHOWS

#48 to #44 - deadmilk

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(03/31/2013)[-]

HOOHOHO!

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