Bro, do you even 'Murica?. . Tweet I met this French guy today and asked him "Do you speak German?" "No" he replied. "You' re welcome" I said Merica 2 FAVORITES
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Bro, do you even 'Murica?

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I met this French guy today and
asked him "Do you speak
German?" "No" he replied. "You' re
welcome" I said
Merica
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Submitted: 05/24/2013
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#1 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
#34 - anon (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It's shocking how little americans know about WWII...
#36 to #34 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
are you kidding?
everyone was like "America, help us!"
and we were all like "pew pew pew, take that, nazi scum!"
and then we won.

merika.
#2 - wavydonmorgs (05/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oui je me rends
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#26 - tittylovin has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#29 - anon (05/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The Russians won WWII. Thanks to their massive tanks n **** the Germans didn't stand a chance. The Americans showed up late and took the glory.
#14 - mephiblis (05/25/2013) [+] (25 replies)
Meanwhile, back in reality
#35 - thrallsballs (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
80% of the German army was destroyed on Russias front.
#46 - hopskotch (05/25/2013) [-]
We dropped DA BOMBZ and the rest of the world be like "mmmm-mm-m. There goes the neighborhood."
#58 - neocortex (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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That is typical American behavior for you, taking credit for something the generations before them did because today America doesn't amount to **** anymore.

Governemt debt?
Here's a rad idea, lets just raise the debt bar limit, problem solved. While at the same time we bitch about Europe who need to get their finances in cotrol.

Terrorism?
-Took you long enough to find some doofus named Bin Laden in his own house.
-Took you long enough to find some dictator holed in the ground.



but yea keep on cheering 'muricah for all the good thats done to you.
This guy said it how it is and I never believed any American would amount up to admitting something like this guy did.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMqcLUqYqrs
#42 - gurtol (05/25/2013) [-]
Way to make yourself and your country look bad
User avatar #50 - beatmasterz (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How can everyone forget about napoleon?
User avatar #55 to #50 - DeeJayBee (05/25/2013) [-]
america barely has any history so has to make a big deal out of anything it can like halloween
User avatar #81 - nustix (05/25/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that Russia did way more than the rest of the allied forces. While they were preparing operation market garden Russia held out all that time at the east border, and they reached germany before America/Canada/UK combined. I'm not saying that they did it the right way (by sacrificing millions of man) but I think they deserve more praise than America which had help of Canada and the UK and as far as I know canada helped more (atleast in the region I live)
#80 - anon (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Lol at that logic.
Guess who was the first Allied land victory of WWII, you are welcome...

Everyone did their part to take down dem nazis, not just 'mericah
#71 - antoniospaghettio (05/25/2013) [-]
Except 'murica joined in, when Soviet Union was already winning the war and didn't do **** when Germany was strong.
#44 - moofinbanana (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
WWII had two fronts.   
European and Pacific.   
Britain, France, and Russia had the European while USA (I think Canada as well) had the Pacific.
WWII had two fronts.
European and Pacific.
Britain, France, and Russia had the European while USA (I think Canada as well) had the Pacific.
User avatar #70 to #63 - CameronZOOP (05/25/2013) [-]
Roughly 75% of Hitler's resources went on the eastern front - Russia. While the remaining 25% was split between the UK and her colonies, France, America., Cananda etc. All the stuff with Japan had nothing to do with France and whether they would "speak german" or not.
Americans frequently overestimate how much they contributed to Hitler's downfall.
#40 - mvtjets (05/25/2013) [-]
AMERICA
AMERICA
User avatar #11 - zzforrest (05/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Ich spreche Deutsch, und ich bin ein Americaner!
#59 - byfidelsbeard (05/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Even if Germany had won, the French wouldn't be speaking German today. Nor would the Dutch, the Flemings, the Danes... Only those from Alsace-Lorraine would still speak their language, and there would still be Germans in the Ostgebiete. The French would never suffer the faith the Germans from the yellow and brown territories did.
Even if Germany had won, the French wouldn't be speaking German today. Nor would the Dutch, the Flemings, the Danes... Only those from Alsace-Lorraine would still speak their language, and there would still be Germans in the Ostgebiete. The French would never suffer the faith the Germans from the yellow and brown territories did.
#62 to #59 - byfidelsbeard (05/25/2013) [-]
Uploading pic again, but as a PNG.
#6 - quitethedelicacy (05/24/2013) [-]
'Muricuh
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