Bone Dungeon: Secret Boss!. BOOOONNNEEEE DUNGEEOONNNN!!! You find yourself awestruck by the masses of bones in the bone dungeon, you confidently state "Who bone bone dungeon spooky spoopy skolotowns skelingtons
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Bone Dungeon: Secret Boss!

 
Bone Dungeon: Secret Boss!. BOOOONNNEEEE DUNGEEOONNNN!!! You find yourself awestruck by the masses of bones in the bone dungeon, you confidently state "Who

BOOOONNNEEEE DUNGEEOONNNN!!! You find yourself awestruck by the masses of bones in the bone dungeon, you confidently state "Whoa their are a lot of bones". Then all of the sudden a skelington pops out of the deep dank nowhere and sings with perfect pitch "I need a heerrroooooo! He needs to be fas-" before sir cuntweed wails "**** U BONE CUNT!". Sir cuntweed hits the skeligniton in the face. Great success, the skelington was hit for 3 trillion damage, the skelelele falls to the ground and explodes into bones. Your deep honor starts taking control and you blabber "***** u bone dungeron!" you fall to the ground because of the inhumanity. Sir cuntweed says you should just chill the **** out, we can kill all these bone fagits.

After an emotional explosion the party continues on. The marvelous group of unlikely heroes stumbles upon a room with a blueish haze. Madam boneslayer says "I feel as if there are forgotten bones in this area." Madam boneslayer is a bit slow and ******* retarded. The party of heroes laughs at the stupid idiot madam boneslayer, then all of the fukken sudden,

BONES! ******* BONES EVERRYYWHER! The party enters a fighting stance and gets ready to slay a bunch of bone fagits. The flock of skeleletowns starts chanting "Throuuuughhh the fiiiiireee and the fllaammeeess weee carry OOOOOOOOOOOONN" Sir cuntweed is thrown back to his epic past of head banging to fukken awesome power metal. Sir cuntweed screams "YOU'LL NEVER GET IN MAH HEAD YA FOOKIN COONTS!" And starts just fukken spinning everywhere it was pretty stupid cool, you totally should've been there it was all like BOOM CRASH BPEEASEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW. Then all of the sudden an unlikely foe enters the chaotic arena: BONE BOSS! Oh **** he was huge it was like something i've never seen before it was like a fukken 6 foot 200 skelington and he was carrying a stupid big dagger (or a sword, lolwhofuking knows.) We all shout "HOLY **** THATS UNEXPECTED" and you grab your very large shield and relatively sized sword and start charging at bone boss. "YOU KILLED MY FAMILY BONE BOSS AND I WILL IN TURN KILL YOU FOR EQUAL REVENGE BECAUSE ITS ONLY FAIR!" You spin with your sword out large nearing bone boss and you shield spike him with your shield with a magnificent stabbing sound it sounded like schhhhheeeeeeeeeekkkz like that or something. Fukken bone boss explodes and kills all of the skelingtons and he drops an epic loot: bone amulet +5 bone. Fuk yea! states sir cuntweed. To be continued.

if you see this peg file while erroring
you have been visited by tr' umped
Skelton of the abyss
good bones and calcium will come to you
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Views: 1363 Submitted: 06/19/2014