Bees. .. >Only edible food to come from an insect Aside from, ya know, insects. bees
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User avatar #24 - jokeface ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
>Only edible food to come from an insect
Aside from, ya know, insects.
#166 to #24 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
also "edible food" as opposed to inedible food.
User avatar #235 to #166 - anonymoose (03/28/2013) [-]
Insects are edible.
#296 to #235 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
I think what he meant was that there isn't such a thing as inedible food. If it's inedible it's not food.
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#39 to #24 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
I agree
go eat some bees now
#125 to #39 - xXDisturbedXx ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
how about i eat some wasps instead?
how about i eat some wasps instead?
User avatar #137 to #125 - garymotherfinoak (03/28/2013) [-]
that made me cringe like a bitch
#197 to #125 - thatniggerguy (03/28/2013) [-]
Someone tried to use plasmids IRL.
#127 to #125 - bbzz (03/28/2013) [-]
did he die ?
User avatar #260 to #127 - captainrattrap (03/28/2013) [-]
He is kill.
#341 to #125 - roastedchicken (03/29/2013) [-]
That gif is what nightmares are made of
That gif is what nightmares are made of
User avatar #27 to #24 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (03/28/2013) [-]
I almost said "Insects don't come from insects", but then I realized I was stupid.
User avatar #28 to #27 - jokeface ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
Well we're all entitled to be stupid sometimes.
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (03/27/2013) [-]
And it's soooo damn good
#117 - bullbrigade (03/28/2013) [-]
"Only edible food to come from an insect"
"Only edible food to come from an insect"
#225 to #117 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
wh...what the **** i just stared at that for 3 minutes to figure out what shot out of his mouth... then i realized it was a bubble of caterpillar ****
#191 to #117 - cough (03/28/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ it's head popped off like a pimple.
Jesus Christ it's head popped off like a pimple.
#112 - noutvissers (03/28/2013) [-]
"The only food that doesn't rot"

Sure...
#129 to #112 - triggathepirate (03/28/2013) [-]
>implying that is still food
>implying that is still food
User avatar #113 to #112 - hargleblarg (03/28/2013) [-]
You can't rot what's already rotten.
User avatar #120 to #113 - thegamegestapo (03/28/2013) [-]
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE!
#313 to #113 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
Found the vegan.
#187 to #113 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
dude, big mac and its heavenly sauce is too damn good i could put that **** over my iphone and swallow it whole
User avatar #52 - payseht (03/28/2013) [-]
Food that doesn't rot? How could this bee? I must call my honey and inform her. This may sting her brain a little, though. Beelieve me, I don't want that... ah well, guess I'll have to go to plan BEE of getting my nectar in her rectum.
#163 to #52 - tragono **User deleted account** (03/28/2013) [-]
yfw
yfw
#237 to #52 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
go sit in a corner and think about your life.
User avatar #340 to #237 - payseht (03/28/2013) [-]
oh, bee hive
#183 to #52 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
Amazing comment, I laughed out loud. Thumb for you.
#257 to #52 - abachonk (03/28/2013) [-]
Carlos you just went full punny.   
   
You don't go full punny.
Carlos you just went full punny.

You don't go full punny.
#253 to #52 - existacne (03/28/2013) [-]
THE PUNS! THEY BURN US!
User avatar #66 to #52 - repostforlife (03/28/2013) [-]
really dude? really
#280 to #52 - deafitems (03/28/2013) [-]
This is you about now...
#143 to #52 - kjeks (03/28/2013) [-]
Look.. I love bad puns.. But dude, that is too much.
#299 - iLime (03/28/2013) [-]
thanks ollie.
#275 - ThatFatMummy (03/28/2013) [-]
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#200 - namesboo (03/28/2013) [-]
Don't eat the actual bee's tho (its Bear Grylls after he tried getting some honey
User avatar #282 to #200 - killerliquid ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
He is now Asian.
#157 - schneidend ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
MFW there are people in the comments that don't like honey.
MFW there are people in the comments that don't like honey.
#288 to #157 - azijay (03/28/2013) [-]
I'm allergic to it.
Bee vomit also doesn't sound very appetizing.
User avatar #319 to #157 - marinaa (03/28/2013) [-]
My dad made me and my brother eat honey when we were little, i almost puked once.
#65 - janeedwards (03/28/2013) [-]
no one probably cares, but here it goes...only processed and pasteurized honey doesn't rot. Honey that is in the comb can ferment if there is too much moisture, it happens a lot in tropical climates where there is a lot of humidity. The honey has to be collected really quickly to prevent rot. And although fermented honey sounds like awesome alcohol, it's actually really gross
#314 to #65 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly fermented honey is mead.
#254 to #65 - psychrophile ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
While this may be true, honey is indeed resistant to rotting because it contains an ultra-stable sugar molecule called trehalose.
#89 to #65 - tomthehippie (03/28/2013) [-]
actually, it doesn't need pasteurization, they've found honey in Egyptian tombs that was perfectly edible, despite being well over two thousand years old.

Basically it just needs to be harvested and put in a container.
#103 to #89 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
Because Egyptian tombs are full of moisture.
#189 - axeaddonis (03/28/2013) [-]
I'd like to see salt rot.
I'd like to see salt rot.
User avatar #198 to #189 - wbrehmer (03/28/2013) [-]
Can't survive on an only salt diet. While honey contains the 13 necessary minerals to support life
User avatar #208 to #198 - mrblueftw ONLINE (03/28/2013) [-]
im pretty sure you need to eat something besides honey or you will die.
#192 to #189 - tuckthisphit (03/28/2013) [-]
edible food
edible
food
User avatar #193 to #192 - axeaddonis (03/28/2013) [-]
food
/fo͞od/
Noun
Any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink, or that plants absorb, in order to maintain life and growth.

Salt fits this definition. We require salt to live.
User avatar #199 to #193 - wbrehmer (03/28/2013) [-]
Can't survive on an only salt diet. While honey contains the 13 necessary minerals to support life
User avatar #194 to #193 - tuckthisphit (03/28/2013) [-]
yeah,but can you just eat salt ?
User avatar #195 to #194 - axeaddonis (03/28/2013) [-]
Motha. ****** . Salt licks.

I mean eventually it would kill you but eating just honey would be just as harmful in the long run too.
User avatar #196 to #195 - jarelk (03/28/2013) [-]
If you start thinking like that, then most electrolyes would count too.

I think by food, in this post, they mean any substance containg carbohydrates/fat/protein. These all rot because they get omnomnom'd by other organisms.

Except honey, apparantly?
#233 to #196 - axeaddonis (03/28/2013) [-]
KCl is delicious too I fully support adding it to the list of foods that doesn't rot. and honey doesn't rot because it basically kills anything  small enough to cause rotting.   
   
Honey is a murderer.
KCl is delicious too I fully support adding it to the list of foods that doesn't rot. and honey doesn't rot because it basically kills anything small enough to cause rotting.

Honey is a murderer.
User avatar #243 to #233 - jarelk (03/28/2013) [-]
Yeah and that delicious Ca(2+) is damn tasty, add that to non-spoiling food.
#7 - hoffmeisterh (03/28/2013) [-]
What about the insects people eat, do they not also come from insects?
What about the insects people eat, do they not also come from insects?
User avatar #11 to #7 - deathhardiv (03/28/2013) [-]
This is talking about things produced by insects, but not the insects themselves

But he didn't really so that
So it's more like a technicality than ********
#22 to #11 - anon (03/28/2013) [-]
Do insects not produce more insects? I was unaware that they popped in to existence of their own volition.
#8 to #7 - wbrehmer (03/28/2013) [-]
Smartass logic
Smartass logic
#9 to #8 - hoffmeisterh (03/28/2013) [-]
More like
#10 to #9 - wbrehmer (03/28/2013) [-]
More like stupid
#12 to #10 - hoffmeisterh (03/28/2013) [-]
more like
more like
#15 to #12 - wbrehmer (03/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #12 - kazorkthedork (03/28/2013) [-]
now you're just begging for reds.
#14 to #13 - hoffmeisterh (03/28/2013) [-]
more like begging for... **** I'm done.
User avatar #276 - camdonwin (03/28/2013) [-]
I like that it feels like you're yelling these fun facts at me.
#283 to #276 - wbrehmer (03/28/2013) [-]
Should I start writing in lowercase on my photos?
Should I start writing in lowercase on my photos?
User avatar #285 to #283 - camdonwin (03/28/2013) [-]
No, it was funny. Especially since the first part was in cursive.
#292 to #285 - warriortnt (03/28/2013) [-]
italics
User avatar #345 to #292 - camdonwin (06/23/2013) [-]
whatava, frilly font / cursive. Whoop Whoop.
#274 - sokolftw (03/28/2013) [-]
Yeah but, **** bees
#220 - decoyoctopus (03/28/2013) [-]
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Not entirely true, Australian Aborigines eat a substance known as "lerp" that is produced by insects ;

lerp is a structure of crystallized honeydew produced by larvae of psyllid insects as a protective cover. These insects are commonly referred to as lerp insects.
#311 - SILENCEnight (03/28/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at The Frogman and Honey Bees ** false, insect is also an edible food to come from an insect.
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User avatar #322 to #311 - tigersstripes (03/28/2013) [-]
i was about to say
User avatar #294 - eldinarcus (03/28/2013) [-]
Wow, calm down "MC knows too many facts about bees."
#273 - thedutchs (03/28/2013) [-]
Insects should make more food.
User avatar #277 to #273 - wbrehmer (03/28/2013) [-]
You should give me the link to this comic
User avatar #264 - pinstre (03/28/2013) [-]
Why the **** is this in the ''Funny'' channel?
#267 to #264 - wbrehmer (03/28/2013) [-]
From the votes, I feel like it was a good idea posting in the "Funny" channel.
From the votes, I feel like it was a good idea posting in the "Funny" channel.
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