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#14 - HypotheticalCynic
Reply +249
(02/18/2013) [-]
Bitch while you were foolishly calculating bacon, we were eating it.
#35 to #14 - lilmoka
Reply 0
(02/18/2013) [-]
I think im gonna go eat some bacon now.
#150 to #14 - drulludanni ONLINE
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(02/19/2013) [-]
#33 to #14 - aconfuseddonut
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(02/18/2013) [-]
#20 to #14 - mishaestrin [OP]
Reply +3
(02/18/2013) [-]
I can't think of a better response to this.
Nice work
#36 to #14 - mishaestrin [OP]
Reply +14
(02/18/2013) [-]
While you were foolishly eating bacon, we were calculating it.
#15 - ilikeeatingcheese
Reply +132
(02/18/2013) [-]
Couldn't eat that many. 16,421,296 maybe but not 16,421,297 thats just ridiculous
#27 - sharkdoodler
Reply +33
(02/18/2013) [-]
i dont like bacon
#146 to #27 - stoneddolphin
Reply 0
(02/19/2013) [-]
I just don't like all the fat
#272 to #27 - hauntzor
Reply 0
(02/19/2013) [-]
It's okay dude.

I don't think Nutella is that great.
#28 to #27 - slatersniper
Reply +1
(02/18/2013) [-]
hardcore
#52 to #27 - edurodgermartinez
Reply +1
(02/18/2013) [-]
your opinion is wrong
your opinion is wrong
#159 to #27 - critique
Reply +2
(02/19/2013) [-]
Well then go eat ham or something.
Well then go eat ham or something.
#243 to #27 - jellybaby
Reply +2
(02/19/2013) [-]
Me neither.
#318 to #243 - theonewhoderps
Reply +1
(02/20/2013) [-]
well,
you aren't either,
you are made from jelly.
would you be good on toast?
#320 to #318 - jellybaby
Reply +1
(02/20/2013) [-]
I will go brilliantly with toast.
#321 to #320 - theonewhoderps
Reply +1
(02/20/2013) [-]
how about,   
CROISSANTS?
how about,
CROISSANTS?
#322 to #321 - jellybaby
Reply +1
(02/20/2013) [-]
EVEN BETTER.
#323 to #322 - theonewhoderps
Reply +1
(02/20/2013) [-]
No way......
No way......
#324 to #323 - jellybaby
Reply +1
(02/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#325 to #324 - theonewhoderps
Reply +1
(02/20/2013) [-]
That reaction
That reaction
#326 to #325 - jellybaby
Reply +1
(02/20/2013) [-]
I knew it'd be useful some day! :D
I knew it'd be useful some day! :D
#327 to #326 - theonewhoderps
Reply 0
(02/20/2013) [-]
they always have their moments
they always have their moments
#328 to #327 - jellybaby
Reply +1
(02/20/2013) [-]
Dude, do you like Red vs Blue, Supernatural and Doctor Who? If so, you are my new best friend.
Dude, do you like Red vs Blue, Supernatural and Doctor Who? If so, you are my new best friend.
#329 to #328 - theonewhoderps
Reply 0
(02/20/2013) [-]
I like alot of things
#330 to #329 - theonewhoderps
Reply 0
(02/20/2013) [-]
I have long list of things
that i like
#331 to #330 - jellybaby
Reply +1
(02/20/2013) [-]
I like:
Doctor Who,
Harry Potter,
Sherlock,
Supernatural,
Red vs. Blue,
Minecraft,
Skyrim,
Halo and
The Beatles.
#332 to #331 - theonewhoderps
Reply 0
(02/20/2013) [-]
I like:   
Ponies    
doctor who    
super natural   
skyrim    
halo    
sherlock holmes   
Roosterteeth   
Acheivemnt Hunter   
Red vs blue   
league of legends    
minecraft    
borderlands   
Linkin Park   
avatar   
fallout   
deadspace   
Marvel   
DC   
Dmc   
durarara!!   
and sloths   
and some toher smaller things
I like:
Ponies
doctor who
super natural
skyrim
halo
sherlock holmes
Roosterteeth
Acheivemnt Hunter
Red vs blue
league of legends
minecraft
borderlands
Linkin Park
avatar
fallout
deadspace
Marvel
DC
Dmc
durarara!!
and sloths
and some toher smaller things
#333 to #332 - jellybaby
Reply +1
(02/20/2013) [-]
Well ****, you're my new best friend.
Well ****, you're my new best friend.
#334 to #333 - theonewhoderps
Reply +1
(02/20/2013) [-]
Ok
#335 to #334 - jellybaby
Reply 0
(02/20/2013) [-]
Yaaaay! Have a funny SPN pic.
#340 to #335 - theonewhoderps
Reply +1
(02/20/2013) [-]
on yours
on yours
#341 to #340 - jellybaby
0
(02/20/2013) [-]
Lovely! <3
#338 to #335 - theonewhoderps
Reply +1
(02/20/2013) [-]
your comment # 337 is the maximum reply amount
i can't reply to that comment
#339 to #338 - jellybaby
0
(02/20/2013) [-]
Okay, continue thread on my or your profile then? :D
Okay, continue thread on my or your profile then? :D
#336 to #335 - theonewhoderps
Reply +1
(02/20/2013) [-]
YAY   
have a DW gif
YAY
have a DW gif
#337 to #336 - jellybaby
0
(02/20/2013) [-]
How do I know everything it says, even when it's too fast to read? What the hell.   
Have another gorgeous gif. (I'm sounding like such a fangirl, haha.)
How do I know everything it says, even when it's too fast to read? What the hell.
Have another gorgeous gif. (I'm sounding like such a fangirl, haha.)
#37 to #27 - princessderpy
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(02/18/2013) [-]
I do not either.
#38 to #27 - thisotherdude
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(02/18/2013) [-]
What form of inhuman being are you!
What form of inhuman being are you!
#41 to #27 - ShockedNazi
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(02/18/2013) [-]
#143 to #41 - lecherouslad
Reply 0
(02/19/2013) [-]
I knew the Jews were aliens!
#29 to #27 - theonewhoderps
Reply +86
(02/18/2013) [-]
you are not human
You are one of the creatures FROM THE VOID!
#30 to #29 - mrcrocodile
Reply +5
(02/18/2013) [-]
MORE SO EMPTY, SMELL FRESH MEAT!
#31 to #30 - theonewhoderps
Reply +3
(02/18/2013) [-]
somebody got it
somebody got it
#39 to #31 - wassuuuby
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(02/18/2013) [-]
Someone called?
#131 to #39 - ktbmnf
Reply 0
(02/19/2013) [-]
"fear the Void" i think thats one of my favorite lines
#312 to #131 - wassuuuby
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Kha zix is one of my favourite champions
#44 to #39 - EdTheGreat
Reply 0
(02/18/2013) [-]
WHO SHALL BE EATEN FIRST?
NO, I DO NOT LIVE UNDER A BED, FOOL!

(Pretend there's a picture of Cho)
#296 to #29 - Roflcoptter
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(02/19/2013) [-]
dovahcatkittenborn hasn't had any real bacon in his entire life.
#311 to #296 - dovahcatkittenborn **User deleted account**
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#319 to #311 - theonewhoderps
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(02/20/2013) [-]
how about Vietnamese bacon,
tastes like sausage to me.
I hear it is made from cats.
#148 to #29 - oharo
Reply 0
(02/19/2013) [-]
Even the Outsider loves bacon.
He is from someplace beyond even the void.
#77 to #29 - undeadwill
Reply 0
(02/18/2013) [-]
What owo
#23 - mishaestrin [OP]
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(02/18/2013) [-]
#34 - ovencat
Reply +36
(02/18/2013) [-]
Based on that math, I died 2 years ago.
#181 to #34 - anonyrnoose
Reply +3
(02/19/2013) [-]
MFW You know your exact life expectancy to the very second.

MFW That's impossible

MFW You lied to me

MFW You hurt me for the very last time

MFW Our relationship is over

MFW Goodbye.
#75 to #34 - irvea
Reply +6
(02/18/2013) [-]
This image has expired
BROTHER! IS THAT YOU?
#78 to #75 - ovencat
Reply +6
(02/18/2013) [-]
MY GOSH, bro?
#79 to #78 - irvea
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(02/18/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I'm so happy to have found you again!
#180 - suckerfish
Reply +27
(02/19/2013) [-]
feed a 9min old new born baby bacon, just to see what will happen
#217 to #180 - hardongo
Reply 0
(02/19/2013) [-]
bro fist
bro fist
#313 to #180 - wagastragas ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/20/2013) [-]
he looses 9 mins of his life
#184 to #180 - deezknuts
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(02/19/2013) [-]
the best part is that he/she would probably die from choking or overstimulation of literally newborn muscles. either way it would probably be incredibly unhealthy for him/her since he/she really shouldnt eat solid foods until his/her teeth come in
#190 to #184 - xxhunterxx
Reply 0
(02/19/2013) [-]
Feed him purred bacon.
#192 to #190 - dedaluminus
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(02/19/2013) [-]
"purred bacon"

think you meant pureed bro
#194 to #192 - xxhunterxx
Reply 0
(02/19/2013) [-]
My bad
#191 to #190 - deezknuts
Reply +2
(02/19/2013) [-]
I'LL SHOVE THE BACONWHOLE, DOWN HIS THROAT... MY KID WON'T GROW UP TO BE A PUSSY
#200 to #191 - Alchemyst
Reply +1
(02/19/2013) [-]
you're saying you'll shove baconwhole, down his bacon-hole?
#202 to #200 - deezknuts
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Nobody would ever actually give me the responsibility of taking care of a baby
Nobody would ever actually give me the responsibility of taking care of a baby
#232 to #180 - newmanchamp
Reply +2
(02/19/2013) [-]
Wait a second. Doesn't that picture mean that it will take 9 minutes off the end of your life, not the beginning?

Correct me if I'm wrong.
#268 to #232 - blackfloorboards
Reply 0
(02/19/2013) [-]
Aw now it isn't as funny :(
Aw now it isn't as funny :(
#185 to #180 - dubslao
Reply +3
(02/19/2013) [-]
are you satan
you must be satan
#187 to #185 - onetufftoaster
Reply +5
(02/19/2013) [-]
BACOOOON!!!!!!
#157 - soggytomatoe
Reply +22
(02/19/2013) [-]
HOLD THE **** ON   
   
Bacon takes off 9 years of your life   
Smoking one cigarette takes off around 15 minutes    
Laughing for 1 minutes adds 2 minutes to your life   
   
15-9=6   
   
6/2=3   
   
   
Half Life 3 confirmed
HOLD THE **** ON

Bacon takes off 9 years of your life
Smoking one cigarette takes off around 15 minutes
Laughing for 1 minutes adds 2 minutes to your life

15-9=6

6/2=3


Half Life 3 confirmed
#221 to #157 - afternoon
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#162 to #157 - brothergrimm
Reply +2
(02/19/2013) [-]
not bad
not bad
#165 to #157 - mrrkilla
Reply +17
(02/19/2013) [-]
9 minutes*
9 minutes*
#168 to #165 - soggytomatoe
Reply +7
(02/19/2013) [-]
God dammit I feel like a ******* moron
#59 - randomserb
Reply +21
(02/18/2013) [-]
Every breath you take takes the amount of time it takes to take a breath off your life.
#68 to #59 - bossmanholms
Reply +12
(02/18/2013) [-]
most depressing comment of the day goes to...
#42 - yamiyo
Reply +19
(02/18/2013) [-]
Based on that math, I would have to know the exact moment of my -natural- death to begin subtracting from it.
#2 - mishaestrin [OP]
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(02/18/2013) [-]
#5 to #2 - lordlolland
Reply +3
(02/18/2013) [-]
FUSH ROH HEARTFAILURE!
#76 to #5 - drmedic ONLINE
Reply +6
(02/18/2013) [-]
Commonly known, FUS RO HNNNNG