Bacon. . Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life... Based on that math, I should have died in 1782. Like Comment Sh Bacon ate died joke facebook doctors BS funny comedy humor Comeback
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Bacon

Doctors are saying that each
piece of bacon you eat takes 9
minutes off of your life...
Based on that math, I should
have died in 1782.
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masai on that math, you shoudve eaten 16, 421, 297
pieces of bacon.
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#14 - HypotheticalCynic (02/18/2013) [-]
Bitch while you were foolishly calculating bacon, we were eating it.
#35 to #14 - lilmoka (02/18/2013) [-]
I think im gonna go eat some bacon now.
User avatar #20 to #14 - mishaestrin (02/18/2013) [-]
I can't think of a better response to this.
Nice work
#36 to #14 - mishaestrin (02/18/2013) [-]
While you were foolishly eating bacon, we were calculating it.
User avatar #15 - ilikeeatingcheese (02/18/2013) [-]
Couldn't eat that many. 16,421,296 maybe but not 16,421,297 thats just ridiculous
#34 - ovencat (02/18/2013) [-]
Based on that math, I died 2 years ago.
#181 to #34 - anonyrnoose (02/19/2013) [-]
MFW You know your exact life expectancy to the very second.

MFW That's impossible

MFW You lied to me

MFW You hurt me for the very last time

MFW Our relationship is over

MFW Goodbye.
#75 to #34 - irvea (02/18/2013) [-]
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BROTHER! IS THAT YOU?
#78 to #75 - ovencat (02/18/2013) [-]
MY GOSH, bro?
#79 to #78 - irvea (02/18/2013) [-]
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I'm so happy to have found you again!
#180 - suckerfish (02/19/2013) [-]
feed a 9min old new born baby bacon, just to see what will happen
#217 to #180 - hardongo ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
bro fist
bro fist
#313 to #180 - wagastragas ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
he looses 9 mins of his life
#184 to #180 - deezknuts (02/19/2013) [-]
the best part is that he/she would probably die from choking or overstimulation of literally newborn muscles. either way it would probably be incredibly unhealthy for him/her since he/she really shouldnt eat solid foods until his/her teeth come in
User avatar #190 to #184 - xxhunterxx (02/19/2013) [-]
Feed him purred bacon.
#192 to #190 - dedaluminus (02/19/2013) [-]
"purred bacon"

think you meant pureed bro
User avatar #194 to #192 - xxhunterxx (02/19/2013) [-]
My bad
User avatar #191 to #190 - deezknuts (02/19/2013) [-]
I'LL SHOVE THE BACONWHOLE, DOWN HIS THROAT... MY KID WON'T GROW UP TO BE A PUSSY
User avatar #200 to #191 - Alchemyst (02/19/2013) [-]
you're saying you'll shove baconwhole, down his bacon-hole?
#202 to #200 - deezknuts (02/19/2013) [-]
Nobody would ever actually give me the responsibility of taking care of a baby
Nobody would ever actually give me the responsibility of taking care of a baby
User avatar #232 to #180 - newmanchamp (02/19/2013) [-]
Wait a second. Doesn't that picture mean that it will take 9 minutes off the end of your life, not the beginning?

Correct me if I'm wrong.
#268 to #232 - blackfloorboards (02/19/2013) [-]
Aw now it isn't as funny :(
Aw now it isn't as funny :(
User avatar #185 to #180 - dubslao (02/19/2013) [-]
are you satan
you must be satan
#187 to #185 - onetufftoaster (02/19/2013) [-]
BACOOOON!!!!!!
User avatar #42 - yamiyo (02/18/2013) [-]
Based on that math, I would have to know the exact moment of my -natural- death to begin subtracting from it.
#212 - Keoul (02/19/2013) [-]
"Each piece"
What an extremely scientific amount.
User avatar #59 - randomserb (02/18/2013) [-]
Every breath you take takes the amount of time it takes to take a breath off your life.
User avatar #68 to #59 - bossmanholms (02/18/2013) [-]
most depressing comment of the day goes to...
User avatar #144 - nommonsterbaa (02/19/2013) [-]
Sounds like a pretty small amount of bacon to me.
#149 to #144 - trollofhalo (02/19/2013) [-]
Probably cheap bacon too.
#198 - corpsedolly (02/19/2013) [-]
Unless he's on epic meal time.
#160 - harryblazer (02/19/2013) [-]
thats called breakest
thats called breakest
#1 - nirtse (02/18/2013) [-]
#210 - mootootoo (02/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#207 - Zyklone (02/19/2013) [-]
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appropriate
#45 - trollbearcat (02/18/2013) [-]
incase anyone was curious, thats over 48000 pigs.
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