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Doctors are saying that each
piece of bacon you eat takes 9
minutes off of your life...
Based on that math, I should
have died in 1782.
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masai on that math, you shoudve eaten 16, 421, 297
pieces of bacon.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#14 - HypotheticalCynic
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(02/18/2013) [-]
Bitch while you were foolishly calculating bacon, we were eating it.
#35 to #14 - lilmoka
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I think im gonna go eat some bacon now.
#150 to #14 - drulludanni
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#33 to #14 - aconfuseddonut
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User avatar #20 to #14 - mishaestrin [OP]
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(02/18/2013) [-]
I can't think of a better response to this.
Nice work
#36 to #14 - mishaestrin [OP]
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(02/18/2013) [-]
While you were foolishly eating bacon, we were calculating it.
User avatar #15 - ilikeeatingcheese
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(02/18/2013) [-]
Couldn't eat that many. 16,421,296 maybe but not 16,421,297 thats just ridiculous
#27 - sharkdoodler
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(02/18/2013) [-]
i dont like bacon
#146 to #27 - stoneddolphin
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(02/19/2013) [-]
I just don't like all the fat
User avatar #272 to #27 - hauntzor
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(02/19/2013) [-]
It's okay dude.

I don't think Nutella is that great.
User avatar #28 to #27 - slatersniper
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(02/18/2013) [-]
hardcore
#52 to #27 - edurodgermartinez
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(02/18/2013) [-]
your opinion is wrong
your opinion is wrong
#159 to #27 - critique
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Well then go eat ham or something.
Well then go eat ham or something.
User avatar #243 to #27 - jellybaby
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Me neither.
#318 to #243 - theonewhoderps
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(02/20/2013) [-]
well,
you aren't either,
you are made from jelly.
would you be good on toast?
User avatar #320 to #318 - jellybaby
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I will go brilliantly with toast.
#321 to #320 - theonewhoderps
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(02/20/2013) [-]
how about,   
CROISSANTS?
how about,
CROISSANTS?
User avatar #322 to #321 - jellybaby
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(02/20/2013) [-]
EVEN BETTER.
#323 to #322 - theonewhoderps
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(02/20/2013) [-]
No way......
No way......
#324 to #323 - jellybaby
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Comment Picture
#325 to #324 - theonewhoderps
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(02/20/2013) [-]
That reaction
That reaction
#326 to #325 - jellybaby
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I knew it'd be useful some day! :D
I knew it'd be useful some day! :D
#327 to #326 - theonewhoderps
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they always have their moments
they always have their moments
#328 to #327 - jellybaby
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Dude, do you like Red vs Blue, Supernatural and Doctor Who? If so, you are my new best friend.
Dude, do you like Red vs Blue, Supernatural and Doctor Who? If so, you are my new best friend.
User avatar #329 to #328 - theonewhoderps
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I like alot of things
User avatar #330 to #329 - theonewhoderps
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I have long list of things
that i like
User avatar #331 to #330 - jellybaby
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I like:
Doctor Who,
Harry Potter,
Sherlock,
Supernatural,
Red vs. Blue,
Minecraft,
Skyrim,
Halo and
The Beatles.
#332 to #331 - theonewhoderps
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I like:   
Ponies    
doctor who    
super natural   
skyrim    
halo    
sherlock holmes   
Roosterteeth   
Acheivemnt Hunter   
Red vs blue   
league of legends    
minecraft    
borderlands   
Linkin Park   
avatar   
fallout   
deadspace   
Marvel   
DC   
Dmc   
durarara!!   
and sloths   
and some toher smaller things
I like:
Ponies
doctor who
super natural
skyrim
halo
sherlock holmes
Roosterteeth
Acheivemnt Hunter
Red vs blue
league of legends
minecraft
borderlands
Linkin Park
avatar
fallout
deadspace
Marvel
DC
Dmc
durarara!!
and sloths
and some toher smaller things
#333 to #332 - jellybaby
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Well ****, you're my new best friend.
Well ****, you're my new best friend.
#334 to #333 - theonewhoderps
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Ok
#335 to #334 - jellybaby
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Yaaaay! Have a funny SPN pic.
#340 to #335 - theonewhoderps
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(02/20/2013) [-]
on yours
on yours
User avatar #341 to #340 - jellybaby
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Lovely! <3
User avatar #338 to #335 - theonewhoderps
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your comment # 337 is the maximum reply amount
i can't reply to that comment
#339 to #338 - jellybaby
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Okay, continue thread on my or your profile then? :D
Okay, continue thread on my or your profile then? :D
#336 to #335 - theonewhoderps
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(02/20/2013) [-]
YAY   
have a DW gif
YAY
have a DW gif
#337 to #336 - jellybaby
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(02/20/2013) [-]
How do I know everything it says, even when it's too fast to read? What the hell.   
Have another gorgeous gif. (I'm sounding like such a fangirl, haha.)
How do I know everything it says, even when it's too fast to read? What the hell.
Have another gorgeous gif. (I'm sounding like such a fangirl, haha.)
User avatar #37 to #27 - princessderpy
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(02/18/2013) [-]
I do not either.
#38 to #27 - thisotherdude
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(02/18/2013) [-]
What form of inhuman being are you!
What form of inhuman being are you!
#41 to #27 - ShockedNazi
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User avatar #143 to #41 - lecherouslad
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(02/19/2013) [-]
I knew the Jews were aliens!
#29 to #27 - theonewhoderps
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(02/18/2013) [-]
you are not human
You are one of the creatures FROM THE VOID!
#30 to #29 - mrcrocodile
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(02/18/2013) [-]
MORE SO EMPTY, SMELL FRESH MEAT!
#31 to #30 - theonewhoderps
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(02/18/2013) [-]
somebody got it
somebody got it
#39 to #31 - wassuuuby
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(02/18/2013) [-]
Someone called?
User avatar #131 to #39 - ktbmnf
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"fear the Void" i think thats one of my favorite lines
User avatar #312 to #131 - wassuuuby
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Kha zix is one of my favourite champions
User avatar #44 to #39 - EdTheGreat
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(02/18/2013) [-]
WHO SHALL BE EATEN FIRST?
NO, I DO NOT LIVE UNDER A BED, FOOL!

(Pretend there's a picture of Cho)
User avatar #296 to #29 - Roflcoptter
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(02/19/2013) [-]
dovahcatkittenborn hasn't had any real bacon in his entire life.
#311 to #296 - dovahcatkittenborn **User deleted account**
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User avatar #319 to #311 - theonewhoderps
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how about Vietnamese bacon,
tastes like sausage to me.
I hear it is made from cats.
#148 to #29 - oharo
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Even the Outsider loves bacon.
He is from someplace beyond even the void.
User avatar #77 to #29 - undeadwill
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What owo
#23 - mishaestrin [OP]
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#34 - ovencat
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Based on that math, I died 2 years ago.
#181 to #34 - anonyrnoose
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(02/19/2013) [-]
MFW You know your exact life expectancy to the very second.

MFW That's impossible

MFW You lied to me

MFW You hurt me for the very last time

MFW Our relationship is over

MFW Goodbye.
#75 to #34 - irvea
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This image has expired
BROTHER! IS THAT YOU?
#78 to #75 - ovencat
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MY GOSH, bro?
#79 to #78 - irvea
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This image has expired
I'm so happy to have found you again!
#180 - suckerfish
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(02/19/2013) [-]
feed a 9min old new born baby bacon, just to see what will happen
#217 to #180 - hardongo
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bro fist
bro fist
#313 to #180 - wagastragas
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he looses 9 mins of his life
#184 to #180 - deezknuts
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the best part is that he/she would probably die from choking or overstimulation of literally newborn muscles. either way it would probably be incredibly unhealthy for him/her since he/she really shouldnt eat solid foods until his/her teeth come in
User avatar #190 to #184 - xxhunterxx
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Feed him purred bacon.
#192 to #190 - dedaluminus
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"purred bacon"

think you meant pureed bro
User avatar #194 to #192 - xxhunterxx
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My bad
User avatar #191 to #190 - deezknuts
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I'LL SHOVE THE BACONWHOLE, DOWN HIS THROAT... MY KID WON'T GROW UP TO BE A PUSSY
User avatar #200 to #191 - Alchemyst
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you're saying you'll shove baconwhole, down his bacon-hole?
#202 to #200 - deezknuts
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Nobody would ever actually give me the responsibility of taking care of a baby
Nobody would ever actually give me the responsibility of taking care of a baby
User avatar #232 to #180 - newmanchamp
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Wait a second. Doesn't that picture mean that it will take 9 minutes off the end of your life, not the beginning?

Correct me if I'm wrong.
#268 to #232 - blackfloorboards
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Aw now it isn't as funny :(
Aw now it isn't as funny :(
User avatar #185 to #180 - dubslao
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(02/19/2013) [-]
are you satan
you must be satan
#187 to #185 - onetufftoaster
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(02/19/2013) [-]
BACOOOON!!!!!!
#157 - soggytomatoe
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HOLD THE **** ON   
   
Bacon takes off 9 years of your life   
Smoking one cigarette takes off around 15 minutes    
Laughing for 1 minutes adds 2 minutes to your life   
   
15-9=6   
   
6/2=3   
   
   
Half Life 3 confirmed
HOLD THE **** ON

Bacon takes off 9 years of your life
Smoking one cigarette takes off around 15 minutes
Laughing for 1 minutes adds 2 minutes to your life

15-9=6

6/2=3


Half Life 3 confirmed
#221 to #157 - afternoon
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Comment Picture
#162 to #157 - brothergrimm
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not bad
not bad
#165 to #157 - mrrkilla
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9 minutes*
9 minutes*
#168 to #165 - soggytomatoe
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God dammit I feel like a ******* moron
User avatar #59 - randomserb
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Every breath you take takes the amount of time it takes to take a breath off your life.
User avatar #68 to #59 - bossmanholms
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most depressing comment of the day goes to...
User avatar #42 - yamiyo
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Based on that math, I would have to know the exact moment of my -natural- death to begin subtracting from it.
#2 - mishaestrin [OP]
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User avatar #5 to #2 - lordlolland
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FUSH ROH HEARTFAILURE!
User avatar #76 to #5 - drmedic
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Commonly known, FUS RO HNNNNG