Are you kidding me? DESCRIPTION. Key in the bag. Zipper in the car. Car is locked... im guessing the person didn't know that you can open a zipper with basically anything, like a pen. are You kidding me haha funny lol car
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#37 - jovisman (03/08/2013) [-]
Reminded me of Peter Griffin locking himself inside his car.
Reminded me of Peter Griffin locking himself inside his car.
#73 - neokun (03/08/2013) [-]
Just buy a new car whats the big deal?
User avatar #113 to #73 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/08/2013) [-]
Her wallet is in the purse.
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User avatar #38 - electromuffin (03/08/2013) [-]
The real question is how the **** you you get in this situation in the first place?
User avatar #8 - lwminlaa (03/08/2013) [-]
im guessing the person didn't know that you can open a zipper with basically anything, like a pen.
#15 to #8 - ezmack (03/08/2013) [-]
Oh really?

That's good because I should have a pen right here in my pur.............se..........
#35 to #15 - bonlino (03/08/2013) [-]
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#48 to #15 - tocoolforyouinajar (03/08/2013) [-]
Like a pen, not a pen, she could just use a bobby pin.
Like a pen, not a pen, she could just use a bobby pin.
#134 to #48 - TheReich (03/09/2013) [-]
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#68 - capricore (03/08/2013) [-]
Similar fun
>Be alone for the weekend
>Bathroom had the handle broke,2lazy2fix
>Both handles were on the kitchen table
>Only the bolt is in the door
>Being dumb i went to the bathroom and closed it.
>OH FFFFUUUUUUU!!!!
>Impossible to open the door with the bolt by hands.
>No phone ,no one coming any time soon,no real window,no one nearby.Quite a sturdy door.
>Panic.
>Find a old rusty curling iron under the bath.
>After a few attempts and almost breaking it.FREEEDOM!
>Fix door
>Fap
#23 - mooyourdead (03/08/2013) [-]
Step 1) Cut Bag.

Step 2) ????

Step 3) Profit.
User avatar #109 to #23 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (03/08/2013) [-]
That bag is easily a couple hundred dollars (I can see "C"s on it, which I usually associate with Coach)
User avatar #90 to #23 - milkandboners (03/08/2013) [-]
...expensive bag?
User avatar #39 to #23 - subaqueousreach (03/08/2013) [-]
but what if her knife is in her bag? It would be a logical place to put it.
#70 to #39 - mooyourdead (03/08/2013) [-]
What if..... You brought your own? O.o
User avatar #130 to #70 - infamoustrapper (03/08/2013) [-]
Yes. In the bag.
#135 to #130 - mooyourdead (03/09/2013) [-]
Yes, because the POCKET knife belongs there.....
User avatar #11 - demandsgayversion (03/08/2013) [-]
It's a zipper, just open it like a potato chip bag.
User avatar #4 - megustaculo (03/07/2013) [-]
Yeah I don't know what would be cheaper, calling a locksmith/someone who has the other key or tearing apart the purse. The problem is the purse was probably a couple hundred bucks...
User avatar #58 to #4 - chaseford (03/08/2013) [-]
what if
phones in the bag
User avatar #79 to #58 - megustaculo (03/08/2013) [-]
what if shes in a parking lot full of vehicles and looks to be part of a mall. Who wouldn't have a phone?
#10 to #4 - Magnisethered (03/08/2013) [-]
carefully tear the seam open, repair would only cost around $20 or you could do it yaself
User avatar #24 to #4 - thisisspartah (03/08/2013) [-]
draw a penis on it, then leave.
#45 - hardongo (03/08/2013) [-]
but.... but... how is that even possible???
#62 to #45 - fishertiger (03/08/2013) [-]
That's my dad! ....
#34 - Eclypso (03/08/2013) [-]
great now i have to tear it open, let me just get my knife out of my FUUUCK!!
great now i have to tear it open, let me just get my knife out of my FUUUCK!!
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#69 - shinymario (03/08/2013) [-]
HOW COULD DIS HAPPEN?
User avatar #17 - apostolos ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Take the point of any cheap pen and press it between the teeth of the zipper line, then force it to the one side. That's how the TSA searches your bags without you knowing about it.
User avatar #18 to #17 - drewsky (03/08/2013) [-]
Why would they do that when they can just use the zipper?
User avatar #19 to #18 - apostolos ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
A lot of people use those little locks or zip-ties, and instead of breaking the locks and showing you that they searched your stuff... they do that.
User avatar #20 to #19 - drewsky (03/08/2013) [-]
I suppose. I don't see many people with those locks on purses, though.
User avatar #21 to #20 - apostolos ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Well I never have either, the point was that the zipper handle thing was stuck in the door so that the purse could not be unzipped.. So borrow a pen from somebody and open it that way.
User avatar #22 to #21 - drewsky (03/08/2013) [-]
Yup.
User avatar #75 - bitchplzzz (03/08/2013) [-]
Cut it open, you materialistic slut
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User avatar #49 - lulurare (03/08/2013) [-]
Cut the bag open it's fake coach anyway
User avatar #83 - mintyarseflakes (03/08/2013) [-]
Feel around the bag for the key. Press the button on the key to unlock the car.
User avatar #84 to #83 - natanhiel (03/08/2013) [-]
Not everyone has those.
User avatar #86 to #84 - mintyarseflakes (03/08/2013) [-]
Look at that car though, it looks pretty modern. I'm fairly sure it would.
User avatar #87 to #86 - natanhiel (03/08/2013) [-]
Just because it's modern doesn't mean it has that. Some people prefer it without.
User avatar #89 to #87 - mintyarseflakes (03/08/2013) [-]
I see where you're coming from. But this is meant to be a riddle, it's not meant to be as simple as just cutting the bag open. You can't say that the key definitely doesn't have a button on it.
User avatar #85 - nerdicorn (03/08/2013) [-]
Are you so weak that you cant pull it out?
User avatar #94 to #85 - trunkmunky (03/08/2013) [-]
have you EVER tried to pull ANYTHING out of a closed car door? its not that easy. that said, i would have just pulled the zipper apart at the sides.
User avatar #97 to #94 - nerdicorn (03/08/2013) [-]
Yea I have, been driving for three years now. It really shouldnt be that hard.......
User avatar #127 to #97 - trunkmunky (03/08/2013) [-]
you must have a POS car with ****** doors. you should really go beg your parents for a new one.
User avatar #103 to #85 - schneidend (03/08/2013) [-]
As the description said, the zipper is behind the door. It doesn't matter how strong you are, because a square peg doesn't fit through a round hole.
User avatar #107 to #103 - nerdicorn (03/08/2013) [-]
Well of course it's gonna rip.

Is a purse more important than unlocking your car?
#104 - corzy (03/08/2013) [-]
How does one even accomplish something this retarded?
How does one even accomplish something this retarded?
User avatar #119 to #104 - emptysuperman (03/08/2013) [-]
Lock door as you're getting out of car, as most people who don't have a car remote do, close door behind you with bag in hand or around arm, corner with zipper gets caught in door. This has nothing to do with intelligence, it's just bad luck.
User avatar #120 to #119 - corzy (03/08/2013) [-]
But surely while getting out of the car your keys would be in your hand.
User avatar #121 to #120 - emptysuperman (03/08/2013) [-]
Dropped them in the bag right after turning off the car, before you even get out.
User avatar #122 to #121 - corzy (03/08/2013) [-]
But wouldn't you lock it behind you with the keys?
User avatar #124 to #122 - emptysuperman (03/08/2013) [-]
What? Who does that? I don't have a car remote, so I open the door, press the lock button, get out, then close the door. Do you lock it with your key on the outside? I guess that's smart, it avoids situations like these.
User avatar #125 to #124 - corzy (03/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I mean it's a pretty common thing to do and it's much less hassle because you don't have to worry about locking your keys inside.
#117 - nephrithotroll (03/08/2013) [-]
Use this.
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