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A Holocaust survivor told me this joke

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Submitted: 01/19/2013
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#4 - celestiasbeard (01/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
#5 to #4 - mspaintpro (01/19/2013) [-]
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#14 - spycheckingpyro (01/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>be at work and over hear a conversation between a christian guy and a jewish guy   
>christian guy says "hey man, i've been having this thing for this jewish girl i keep seeing in my apartment complex. how do i ask her for her number?"   
>jewish guy says without skipping a beat "get her to roll her sleeves up"   
>jewish guy laughs and goes back to work   
   
>mfw i finally got it
>be at work and over hear a conversation between a christian guy and a jewish guy
>christian guy says "hey man, i've been having this thing for this jewish girl i keep seeing in my apartment complex. how do i ask her for her number?"
>jewish guy says without skipping a beat "get her to roll her sleeves up"
>jewish guy laughs and goes back to work

>mfw i finally got it
User avatar #25 - vladhellsing (01/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
A little Jewish boy walks up to his father and asks, "Dad, can I borrow $50?"

His father replies, "What, $30? What do you need $20 for, son?"
#47 - willindor (01/19/2013) [-]
Most relevant image I have on this subject.
#6 - JunkThatisFunny (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#26 - curtisbentley (01/19/2013) [-]
"Craving cock like a Jew on a penny-hunt."
"Craving cock like a Jew on a penny-hunt."
#18 - kirbeee (01/19/2013) [+] (12 replies)
>be driving down the road   
>pass by some christian church   
>there's this giant sign outside of the church like they always have   
>it says "what's the best vitamin for a Christian"   
>"B1"   
>keep driving   
>down 6 blocks before I finally get it   
>mfw
>be driving down the road
>pass by some christian church
>there's this giant sign outside of the church like they always have
>it says "what's the best vitamin for a Christian"
>"B1"
>keep driving
>down 6 blocks before I finally get it
>mfw
#78 - dastreetzisruff (01/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#52 - markowuzhere (01/19/2013) [-]
What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?   
Boy scouts come back from their camps.
What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?
Boy scouts come back from their camps.
#64 - icheatjews (01/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw my username
User avatar #35 - mulk (01/19/2013) [-]
A jew walks up to a shopping center and the clerk offers him free bacon:
Free bacon sir?
No thank you, im jewish
Dont worry, its free!
#8 - lordofanon (01/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
this is funny beacuse, sneaky gready little jews
#71 - Orangepeel (01/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Oy vey!

Remember goy, you must give Israel money because Hitler killed 6000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Jews.
#87 - atkissonbr (01/20/2013) [-]
so a Jewish kid walks up to his father and asks "dad can i have 5 dollars"
his father then turns and looks at him and he says "4 dollars. . . what do you need 3 dollars for".
#77 - darkisfire (01/19/2013) [-]
how do you get a jews phone number?

look at their arm
#90 - userwasbannedzwei (01/20/2013) [-]
The Holocaust never happened. It was all a conspiracy to make Hitler look like an evil human being.
#16 - qjmihuia (01/19/2013) [-]
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#3 - pbeldin (01/19/2013) [-]
i have no suitable reaction picture so here take this
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