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A Holocaust survivor told me this joke

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#14 - spycheckingpyro ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
>be at work and over hear a conversation between a christian guy and a jewish guy   
>christian guy says "hey man, i've been having this thing for this jewish girl i keep seeing in my apartment complex. how do i ask her for her number?"   
>jewish guy says without skipping a beat "get her to roll her sleeves up"   
>jewish guy laughs and goes back to work   
   
>mfw i finally got it
>be at work and over hear a conversation between a christian guy and a jewish guy
>christian guy says "hey man, i've been having this thing for this jewish girl i keep seeing in my apartment complex. how do i ask her for her number?"
>jewish guy says without skipping a beat "get her to roll her sleeves up"
>jewish guy laughs and goes back to work

>mfw i finally got it
User avatar #79 to #14 - princeofbrokensoul (01/19/2013) [-]
so long...
#19 to #14 - enialis (01/19/2013) [-]
I didn't get it
User avatar #25 - vladhellsing (01/19/2013) [-]
A little Jewish boy walks up to his father and asks, "Dad, can I borrow $50?"

His father replies, "What, $30? What do you need $20 for, son?"
User avatar #56 to #25 - eldinarcus (01/19/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #60 to #56 - absolyst (01/19/2013) [-]
>Quickly lowers amount of money to try and trick his son into settling for less
>Is Jewish

#68 to #60 - garentei (01/19/2013) [-]
>lememearrows
#18 - kirbeee (01/19/2013) [-]
>be driving down the road   
>pass by some christian church   
>there's this giant sign outside of the church like they always have   
>it says "what's the best vitamin for a Christian"   
>"B1"   
>keep driving   
>down 6 blocks before I finally get it   
>mfw
>be driving down the road
>pass by some christian church
>there's this giant sign outside of the church like they always have
>it says "what's the best vitamin for a Christian"
>"B1"
>keep driving
>down 6 blocks before I finally get it
>mfw
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User avatar #81 to #18 - princeofbrokensoul (01/19/2013) [-]
welp i dont get it.
#31 to #18 - anon (01/19/2013) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #33 to #31 - zepplien (01/19/2013) [-]
I share in his confusion
#42 to #33 - moosecream (01/19/2013) [-]
>what is the best vitamin for christians   
>vitamin for christians   
>for christians   
>B1   
>Be one   
>be a chirstian   
>become christian   
>convert to christianity   
>repent thy sinners
>what is the best vitamin for christians
>vitamin for christians
>for christians
>B1
>Be one
>be a chirstian
>become christian
>convert to christianity
>repent thy sinners
User avatar #45 to #42 - zepplien (01/19/2013) [-]
nope.
User avatar #36 to #33 - HardyUndertook ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
the best vitamin in B1 "be one"
User avatar #37 to #36 - zepplien (01/19/2013) [-]
still. Im lost.
User avatar #38 to #37 - galkawhm (01/19/2013) [-]
Be one as in be a christian
#50 to #18 - emmatron (01/19/2013) [-]
Same sort of thing at a church near me, it says   
CH_RCH...what's missing? U   
   
Always gets me
Same sort of thing at a church near me, it says
CH_RCH...what's missing? U

Always gets me
#47 - willindor (01/19/2013) [-]
Most relevant image I have on this subject.
#64 - icheatjews (01/19/2013) [-]
mfw my username
#6 - JunkThatisFunny (01/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #24 to #6 - thefunnyside (01/19/2013) [-]
Saved
#26 - curtisbentley (01/19/2013) [-]
"Craving cock like a Jew on a penny-hunt."
"Craving cock like a Jew on a penny-hunt."
#83 to #78 - frylord (01/19/2013) [-]
That is so bad; but i lawled
#52 - markowuzhere (01/19/2013) [-]
What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?   
Boy scouts come back from their camps.
What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?
Boy scouts come back from their camps.
User avatar #35 - mulk (01/19/2013) [-]
A jew walks up to a shopping center and the clerk offers him free bacon:
Free bacon sir?
No thank you, im jewish
Dont worry, its free!
#77 - darkisfire (01/19/2013) [-]
how do you get a jews phone number?

look at their arm
#90 - userwasbannedzwei (01/20/2013) [-]
The Holocaust never happened. It was all a conspiracy to make Hitler look like an evil human being.
#16 - qjmihuia (01/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #82 to #62 - bikester (01/19/2013) [-]
I don't get this.
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#89 to #82 - nyehsquidward (01/20/2013) [-]
anaus or peenaus
anus or penis
#8 - lordofanon (01/19/2013) [-]
this is funny beacuse, sneaky gready little jews
#17 to #8 - istoleorgans (01/19/2013) [-]
Greedy*
User avatar #41 to #17 - HardyUndertook ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
this fits so perfectly because of all the jews jokes
#71 - Orangepeel (01/19/2013) [-]
Oy vey!

Remember goy, you must give Israel money because Hitler killed 6000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Jews.
#73 to #71 - crazyoljew (01/19/2013) [-]
Hahahaha, you're so funny with your stereotypes and whatnot . . .
#75 to #74 - crazyoljew (01/19/2013) [-]
That's nice, dear
That's nice, dear
#87 - atkissonbr (01/20/2013) [-]
so a Jewish kid walks up to his father and asks "dad can i have 5 dollars"
his father then turns and looks at him and he says "4 dollars. . . what do you need 3 dollars for".
User avatar #92 - MotorstormLegend (01/20/2013) [-]
Similar to a joke I've once heard, except it's about ******* :

There's an African-American family, with a father, mother, daughter and son. One day, they find a magic river. If they swim across it, they will turn white. One at a time, each member of the family tries to swim across it. The father makes it across, the mother makes it across, the daughter makes it across, but the little son is carried away by the current. On the far side of the river, the daughter tugs at her father's arm, and says: "Daddy, Little Johnny didn't make it across! What do we do?" Her father replies: "Aw, **** that ****** ."
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