wizards. . itr. how some nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there. Wizardry. am makes sense
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wizards

itr.
how some nobody got pregnant
at hogwarts? i mean come on,
surely there was some
unprotected hanky panky going
on there.
Wizardry.
am makes sense.
fetus defeats
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User avatar #56 - amsel (12/10/2013) [-]
Maybe they're just all Wizar-dry
#50 - revengeforfreeze (12/10/2013) [-]
You want wizards?

I'll give you wizards
User avatar #48 - bjartur (12/10/2013) [-]
embryo removyo
#47 - orrihaa (12/10/2013) [-]
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#42 - Spikeydeath (12/10/2013) [-]
Are the students afraid of getting hog warts at hogwarts?
#41 - redbannerman (12/10/2013) [-]
Biggus Dickus.
#54 to #49 - slysixtyfourwii (12/10/2013) [-]
He has a wife you know.
#40 - lotlizard (12/10/2013) [-]
Obligatory
#39 - censius (12/10/2013) [-]
I only read the words "Hogwarts" and "pregnant" and I knew the punchline would be "fetus deletus"
I only read the words "Hogwarts" and "pregnant" and I knew the punchline would be "fetus deletus"
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#36 - orrisic (12/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #35 - ajperry (12/10/2013) [-]
Protectus Erectus
User avatar #31 - Furubatsu (12/10/2013) [-]
"Walk of Shame" — A Simon and Garfunkel parody by Not Literally Productions
User avatar #7 - gevaudan (12/10/2013) [-]
Telabortion.
User avatar #12 to #7 - dildobarbarian (12/10/2013) [-]
Sounds like some TV channel for live abortions.

'Today on Telebortion...we will be teleborcasting live as janine has a fetus taken out of her '.
#55 to #12 - slysixtyfourwii (12/10/2013) [-]
Pay attention folks, tho the hanger cam.
#32 to #12 - neoexdeath (12/10/2013) [-]
Sure, the FCC didn't really dig the idea, but fortunately, Mexican Television authorities are easily bribed, and have shockingly low standards due to being puppets of the drug cartels! Tune in to Telemundo at 8 PM for the first episode of "Womb Raider"!
User avatar #45 to #32 - dblej (12/10/2013) [-]
The best cliffhangers are caused by coathangers! Fun for the whole family to enjoy... or what's left of it anyway. Perfect show for when your kids act up, sit them in front of the tv turn it on and tell them that it almost happened to them, and it's not too late now.
User avatar #15 to #12 - dblej (12/10/2013) [-]
I had teletubbies pop into my head... Now I'm imagining that tinky-winky knocked up lala and the doctor's making some scrambled eggs in her belly and you can watch it on their tv screen stomach thing.
#34 to #15 - dreadedsin (12/10/2013) [-]
Teletubbies used to scare me as a kid, I don't need your idea
#19 to #15 - justakewldewd (12/10/2013) [-]
Scrambled Eggs.
User avatar #20 to #19 - dblej (12/10/2013) [-]
redneck egg salad, googoo-be-gone, fetus fettuccine, pregnancy puree, embryo eviction, baby blender, parenthood preventor, infantfetti, womb wiper, incest eraser, belly bruiser, swish and flick, hanger hookup, wire wrangler, ****** vacuum, stomach scraper, DIY dogfood, and Uncle Charlie's coverup. Those are all the Euphemisms for abortion I could think of.
#21 to #20 - justakewldewd (12/10/2013) [-]
Please stop, I can only laugh so hard before my teeth start breaking apart from the shear sonic force.
User avatar #17 to #15 - dildobarbarian (12/10/2013) [-]
Maybe a TV channel where they broadcast live abortions that people can interact live from home through texting and phone calls, like children in need sort of thing where everyone on the show wears teletubby outfits to make it seem less graphic and unnerving to the viewers. we definitely got something going here, we should discuss possible patents on the idea and get the ball rolling, got a feeling we could make millions.
User avatar #6 - formidableguy (12/10/2013) [-]
If anyone actually wants to know why its because in the books J'K says that at one point the boys that Harry dormed with tried to play a prank on the first year girls, when they tried going up the stairs to the girls rooms the stairs turned into a slide, and pushed the boys back to the common room and a loud noise happened and the girls came down and started laughing at them because they hadnt bothered to learn that theres a spell that prevents people of the opposite sex going to their opposite rooms.
User avatar #53 to #6 - eddymolly (12/10/2013) [-]
Thats only for boys going into the girls dorms.

Hermione says girls are allowed into the boys
User avatar #30 to #6 - Furubatsu (12/10/2013) [-]
Yeah but it was implied Fleur got up to some hanky-panky in the bushes at the Yule Ball with her date, you don't need a bedroom of you're horny and hormonal.
User avatar #33 to #30 - formidableguy (12/10/2013) [-]
whoever was Fleur's date was a lucky son of a bitch
User avatar #37 to #33 - Furubatsu (12/10/2013) [-]
Roger Davis; a Ravenclaw.
User avatar #26 to #6 - princessren (12/10/2013) [-]
why not have hanky panky somewhere other then the dorms
it's toats hotter that way anyways
User avatar #10 to #6 - OptimaTentacle (12/10/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm pretty sure that rule only applied for boys going into the girls' dorm, not the other way around. And if I remember correctly, Ron's parents used to meet up at places late at night all the time in Hogwarts when they were students.
#52 to #10 - anonymous (12/10/2013) [-]
This tentacle is completely correct.
User avatar #13 to #10 - formidableguy (12/10/2013) [-]
That actually rings a bell. I havent read the books in ages, so im a little rusty on specifics
User avatar #8 to #6 - rynkar (12/10/2013) [-]
But there wasn't anything about students meeting elsewhere to do the deed. Such as the bathroom or a back hallway.
User avatar #9 to #8 - formidableguy (12/10/2013) [-]
im assuming the constant threat of a ghost catching them or a professor was enough to deter that
User avatar #11 to #9 - dildobarbarian (12/10/2013) [-]
what about under the invisible cloak? or in the room of requirement from the chamber of secrets? I mean it is called 'room of requirement'

"damn ******* right i have requirement"
User avatar #14 to #11 - formidableguy (12/10/2013) [-]
honestly dont have a clue, I suppose the invisible cloak didnt really work cause people could still hear you,
also no-one new where the chamber was as well as giant rotting Basilisk is probably not what you want near you when you do pop your cherry,
and again I think ghosts can get into the RoR so not totally a great place.
User avatar #16 to #14 - dildobarbarian (12/10/2013) [-]
no i dont mean actually IN the chamber of secrets that was a mistake on my behalf, i meant in the film deathly hallows where they gather to for harry to train them, the 'room of requirement, its a spirit room that opens only when you have a specific need for it. and dissapears to anyone else.
User avatar #18 to #16 - formidableguy (12/10/2013) [-]
if someone was walking around with the requirement of new gossip then technically the room would appear to them, so the RoR is not entirely a safe area, as well as some ghost may be able to get into it if they know where it is.

and isnt there a tunnel that leads from the hogs head to the RoR? or is that only in the last film? :/
#23 to #18 - xliarm (12/10/2013) [-]
I think that the tunnel was only for the last one, as Neville said, when they needed food, the tunnel suddenly appeared, and it led them to hogs head.
As for ghosts wandering in the RoR, it's not mentioned anywhere in the books or the movies that they can. Just be spesific enough when "ordering" the room, and you can be pretty damn sure that no one is going to interrupt your happymeal
#5 - scoobi (12/10/2013) [-]
fetus deletus
#4 - Keithazoid (12/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #4 - imofcnotharveydent (12/10/2013) [-]
it's fake unfortunately, I watched the whole credit five time to find it, I was very dissapoint
#22 to #4 - wadawada (12/10/2013) [-]
This always gets me mad, god dammit, they are just kissing.
#24 to #22 - kroger (12/10/2013) [-]
Who spreads their legs like that kissing?
#27 to #24 - brettyht ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
lonnger legs spread out farther when you are kissing someone shorter than you, because it is like a polite way to get to their eye-level   
shorter legs mean that your feet are closer together because you are on your tip toes.    
So, either a fairly tall guy and a normal-sized girl are kissing, or a freakishly tall girl and a surprisingly short guy are kissing.    
Or this map is just 						******					 up and so are those two people who are on it
lonnger legs spread out farther when you are kissing someone shorter than you, because it is like a polite way to get to their eye-level
shorter legs mean that your feet are closer together because you are on your tip toes.
So, either a fairly tall guy and a normal-sized girl are kissing, or a freakishly tall girl and a surprisingly short guy are kissing.
Or this map is just ****** up and so are those two people who are on it
#28 to #27 - kroger (12/10/2013) [-]
I get your point, but their feet are like on the excact same level. It almost looks like he's standing on top of her, and i don't think she's that small.
Sweet .gif btw
#29 to #28 - brettyht ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Two people in a broom closet, avoiding a Snape-patrol?   
   
I have absolutely nothing in terms of Harry Potter stuff. As for, cool .gifs on the other hand...
Two people in a broom closet, avoiding a Snape-patrol?

I have absolutely nothing in terms of Harry Potter stuff. As for, cool .gifs on the other hand...
#3 - jonball (12/09/2013) [-]
#1 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #25 to #1 - puzekatt (12/10/2013) [-]
you ****** up on so many levels
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