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ornage:
h serai Ti n I
TUNED:
you don' t know pain or agony until you' ye lost to the same
boss tight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue
so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
Did you mean:
DERS NO WAY UR TEKEN ERIE HERT
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#6 - frankwest (04/09/2014) [-]
meh meh mehmehmeh mehmehmeh mehmehmeh SEPHIROTH
#295 to #6 - eeaglee (04/09/2014) [-]
which final fantasy is this?
User avatar #357 to #295 - zombifier (04/10/2014) [-]
2
#422 to #357 - jazzytheferret (04/10/2014) [-]
don't listen, Sephiroth didn't even appear until final fantasy 4 with Cecil.
User avatar #322 to #6 - menqudoneix (04/10/2014) [-]
reflectga op
#327 to #6 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
And he is harder than the final boss......
#331 to #6 - zaperzero (04/10/2014) [-]
U FUKIN WAT M8!
User avatar #110 to #6 - whynotzoidberglol (04/09/2014) [-]
Save that guy for when you're level 80 or something.
User avatar #71 to #6 - xxgrrxx (04/09/2014) [-]
Dodge roll and strike raid.
#5 - officialjg (04/09/2014) [-]
I savor the moments when Kingdom Hearts is mentioned. I desire more kingdom Hearts content but I know I will get very little. But this is nice.
I savor the moments when Kingdom Hearts is mentioned. I desire more kingdom Hearts content but I know I will get very little. But this is nice.
User avatar #329 to #5 - jxj (04/10/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDA421AEB255BBD5F

I think you'll like these guys
User avatar #363 to #5 - bighairyfart (04/10/2014) [-]
It feels the same way to be a die-hard Zelda fan on FJ, but Kingdom Hearts is even more rare.
#445 to #5 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
That's because it's a terrible series of games played by twelve year olds that are having a hard time with puberty.
User avatar #448 to #445 - officialjg (04/10/2014) [-]
Or your a douchebag cunt face. More likely that.
#449 to #448 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
You're* as in you're clearly one of the people I've just mentioned if you actually enjoy that ****** franchise. They just took the Final Fantasy games, made the stories much more faggy, and photoshopped in Disney characters. It's like the worst DeviantArt fanfic ever written.
#450 to #449 - officialjg (04/10/2014) [-]
You are clearly someone I should listen to. Because I made a common spelling mistake, so I'm clearly the dumb one here. Your opinion is so much more valid than anyone else's since your anonymous. It's not like people can't just like what they like, they have to be twelve year olds or clearly not as smart and sophisticated as you are. They have to have no lives, right? Right? You are so totally right. I can't believe I didn't see it now. Kingdom Hearts isn't a good series with fun gameplay, good characters, and an actual story to follow and speculate on! It's all just for kids! Disney and Final Fantasy is just for kids anyway right? Its not like Disney has ever made anything even close to adult, right? I see the light now! Thank you so much for your wisdom!

Please get over yourself
#294 to #5 - hattaz ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
You're right, i love KH content

Another caption for this pic

Gurl your pussy stank
#62 - legitimately ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
"Thank you mother, may I have another?"
"Thank you mother, may I have another?"
#27 - mastersaturday (04/09/2014) [-]
DANCE WATER DANCE
User avatar #179 to #27 - thebaseballexpert ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
this guy was supposed to be hard?
User avatar #319 to #27 - HelloThereEmily (04/10/2014) [-]
I AM STUCK ON THIS GUY RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK .
User avatar #470 to #319 - excentric (04/13/2014) [-]
Finish all the coliseum challenges that are available first. They keyblade you get should help a ton... I think. I don't remember.
#414 to #27 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
OMG Nostalgia.
My brother and I still quote this ******* twat and we havent played this game in yearsssssssssssss
User avatar #163 to #27 - silvermarsh (04/09/2014) [-]
I never understood the hate on this guy. My brother had problems with him but I could always beat him. I cut it close with the time limit, but it really wasn't too bad.
User avatar #184 to #163 - erikus (04/09/2014) [-]
It's mostly because of the water-figures-with-time **** .

Anyway, he was my favourite in the organization.
User avatar #175 to #163 - mastersaturday (04/09/2014) [-]
If I were to try it again today, I probably wouldn't have much trouble. Played through KH again and none of the bosses were really that hard this time around, including all the "unbeatable" ones.
User avatar #289 to #27 - kevinipples (04/09/2014) [-]
**** THIS BOSS BATTLE
User avatar #35 to #27 - wanpo (04/09/2014) [-]
Oh my God this.
User avatar #94 to #27 - Ging (04/09/2014) [-]
Oh god that was the exact thing I was thinking when I read this and Ijusthatehis davidbowieasssogoddamnmuch
#162 to #27 - joshthekiwi (04/09/2014) [-]
This guy made my brother throw his controller at the floor then it broke, **** this guy.
#116 to #27 - bohemianblasphemy (04/09/2014) [-]
He was a pain, but using forms/summons made it a bit more bearable
#167 to #27 - frets ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
No. NO. 			****		 YOU.
No. NO. **** YOU.
#38 to #27 - opaayumu (04/09/2014) [-]
THIS ****** GUY. I'm gonna have nightmares now, thanks.
#37 to #27 - anon (04/09/2014) [-]
This guy is supposed to be the weakest guy in the organization and he's the toughest ************ in the whole game.
#169 to #37 - kbass (04/09/2014) [-]
I'd beg to differ.
#215 to #169 - anon (04/09/2014) [-]
Demyx was only difficult the first time I faced him.

This ************* Xaldin? I need Mickey to save my ass every single ******* time.
User avatar #307 to #169 - comicexplain (04/09/2014) [-]
Mickey always, ALWAYS helped me defeat this guy.
#284 to #169 - anon (04/09/2014) [-]
Depends what keyblade you use. If you get the Halloween Town keyblade and use it with Xaldin's boss fight you can defeat him in less than 10 minutes.
#82 to #37 - fugex (04/09/2014) [-]
Bitch please.
User avatar #100 to #82 - epicpoke (04/09/2014) [-]
Nah, he was harder in the first one. In the second one, you just had to have good timing.
#170 - liamdurf (04/09/2014) [-]
After a while it feels like this.
After a while it feels like this.
#360 to #170 - twiztidxson (04/10/2014) [-]
Thanks, Ive had this, but now I have a .gif
#375 to #170 - osirusrising (04/10/2014) [-]
How have i not seen this.

Source?
#173 to #170 - thewasteland (04/09/2014) [-]
****		 ALL MY REPRESSED MEMORY OF THAT BOSS ARE COMING BACK!
**** ALL MY REPRESSED MEMORY OF THAT BOSS ARE COMING BACK!
#165 - greenbatman (04/09/2014) [-]
"NOT CLAYTON"
#330 to #165 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
-Clayton?
- Not Clayton hee hoo who hoo ha! Not clayton!
- *battle starts* heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
-*jump to dodge shotgun* *deal one string of hits*
#212 to #165 - BiggieFoot (04/09/2014) [-]
Oh... my God! You have no idea how much of a 			************		 this guy was. First off, he was one of those asshole Boss that HEALED themselves. Second: 			*******		 Liz over there was an annoying dick who wouldn't die even when his health bar was at 1HP (I still don't understand that 			********		) Third: Clayton used a gun... A GUN. You're a 14 year old kid with a key for a weapon and a talking duck with a speech impediment and dog with down syndrome for support, It doesn't matter if it's wabbit season or duck season, for Clayton it's 			*******		 open season. And to top it all off, the ability that you learn after this fight is "cure"... CURE, GEE I REALLY WISH I HAD THAT SPELL FOR THIS CANCER OF A BOSS!
Oh... my God! You have no idea how much of a ************ this guy was. First off, he was one of those asshole Boss that HEALED themselves. Second: ******* Liz over there was an annoying dick who wouldn't die even when his health bar was at 1HP (I still don't understand that ******** ) Third: Clayton used a gun... A GUN. You're a 14 year old kid with a key for a weapon and a talking duck with a speech impediment and dog with down syndrome for support, It doesn't matter if it's wabbit season or duck season, for Clayton it's ******* open season. And to top it all off, the ability that you learn after this fight is "cure"... CURE, GEE I REALLY WISH I HAD THAT SPELL FOR THIS CANCER OF A BOSS!
#238 to #212 - mikasuh (04/09/2014) [-]
"You're a 14 year old kid with a key for a weapon and a talking duck with a speech impediment and dog with down syndrome for support"
"You're a 14 year old kid with a key for a weapon and a talking duck with a speech impediment and dog with down syndrome for support"
#285 to #212 - greenbatman (04/09/2014) [-]
I haven't laughed like that in a while! But I do agree with you a hundred percent! Clayton and that fecking lizard were two nipple licking thunder cunts! I almost gave up on the game because of those two wankers!
#478 to #212 - dmaul (04/23/2014) [-]
hahahaha i could not agree with you more!! he drove me 			*******		 insane!! it took me 			*******		 forever to finally beat him. now every time i go through the game again, he's cake walk. but man that first go around. (gif because i never knew anyone felt the same)
hahahaha i could not agree with you more!! he drove me ******* insane!! it took me ******* forever to finally beat him. now every time i go through the game again, he's cake walk. but man that first go around. (gif because i never knew anyone felt the same)
User avatar #431 to #212 - parcedon (04/10/2014) [-]
brah I just whupped him on final mix proud mode, first try, dodge around and then focus the lizard while Clayton is reloading, then keep pounding the biscuit while his pet is stunned as he has terrible recovery, not hard
User avatar #442 to #431 - BiggieFoot (04/10/2014) [-]
That's very nice, but I'm talking about when I first played this game when I was 9 years old.
#41 - fatspartan (04/09/2014) [-]
I think many of you share my pain...
#42 to #41 - fatspartan (04/09/2014) [-]
Dis bitch too, I HATED DIS BITCH!!!
#93 to #42 - feratrox (04/09/2014) [-]
That guy wasn't that tough when you found out the strategy of the fight. Donald keeps your HP up, Aero reflects his homing orb attacks and just stay near the clock to stop it in time. Kurt Zisa was way worse, even if you knew the strategy.
And then there's this asshole.
User avatar #138 to #93 - voltblack (04/09/2014) [-]
Surges, Curagas, Once More, and Second Chance. I have everything I need to beat this guy, yet it's just impossible.
#174 to #138 - feratrox (04/09/2014) [-]
Doesn't Curaga heal him too? I think that happens with Vanitas Remnant as well, so just stick to potions. But I haven't won this fight either. The only fight in the entire KH series I haven't won yet. Hopefully I can change that in KH2.5.
User avatar #176 to #174 - voltblack (04/09/2014) [-]
The Curaga thing only works on Vanitas' Remnant, but Young Xehanort Mysterious Figure can heal himself when you hit him while he's blocking. If MF healed while I used Curaga, I would rip my hair out.
#177 to #176 - feratrox (04/09/2014) [-]
Oh god that moment in Dream Drop Distance where he gets angry and the music starts playing and both me and Mickey realize at the same time who he is.
He seems taller in BBS though...
User avatar #185 to #177 - voltblack (04/09/2014) [-]
Time travel makes you taller, apparently. When Xehanort took No Name out I almost shat myself in fear. Hell, the entire fight I was on the edge, just waiting for him to pull out that multiple MF move, or make himself invisible like in BBS.
User avatar #227 to #21 - tommythecatt (04/09/2014) [-]
Honestly, that mission was not very difficult. Now the ******* RC Helicoptor **** was ridiculous.
#121 - rhc (04/09/2014) [-]
It is I... Ansem!

************
User avatar #219 to #121 - mastersnarker (04/09/2014) [-]
He's such an Axel, but he's so Ansem!
#114 - lazybrainz (04/09/2014) [-]
Always this ****** ...
#209 - acidrapper (04/09/2014) [-]
DANCE WATER, DANCE!
DANCE WATER, DANCE!
User avatar #236 to #209 - satoshileex (04/09/2014) [-]
Oh that fight....that almost made me stop playing.
User avatar #228 to #209 - darkangeloffire (04/09/2014) [-]
No. **** that fight. **** it SO much.
#229 to #209 - tempchibimg (04/09/2014) [-]
EVEN WHEN YOU COULD SKIP IT YOU STILL HAD TO HEAR "DANCE WATER DANCE!"
#3 - wafflenator (04/09/2014) [-]
the lich king's monologue... "you will beg for death, and I will deny you"
#47 to #3 - trailoftears (04/09/2014) [-]
"You are mine now."

******* movement cripples kept dying to him in 25 mode...i have no idea how you can suck so hard at red light green light.

Makes it so much worse when you know it's not your fault.
#178 to #47 - thecrayzeeman (04/09/2014) [-]
Well, my problem was usually lag.

****** internet kills the man.

Funny enough, I was better than 50-70% of the raid groups I was in.
#126 - Tyranitar (04/09/2014) [-]
"You're not the one who is meant to protect Namine-I AM!"

Almost 10 years later, I've never made it past this asshole.
#139 to #126 - kietzu (04/09/2014) [-]
I played the 1,5 remake recently.
When I reached the last Larxene fight I realized how bad of an idea it was to have 80% of your cards consist of spellbinder and thunder.
I healed her for at least 200% of the damage I did to her.

And haven't been bothered to play since.
#247 to #139 - heavenshero (04/09/2014) [-]
Sonic Blade OP as **** . I breezed through all the bosses with my cards dedicated to it. except the final boss. Doesn't work with him THROWING MY BEAUTIFUL CARDS EVERYWHERE
#325 - giinthir (04/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#128 - blackreign (04/09/2014) [-]
<<<<<What about this
User avatar #197 to #128 - spyisspy (04/09/2014) [-]
>Use Flaffy
>Win
User avatar #199 to #128 - dharkmoswen (04/09/2014) [-]
**** you..... just no....
User avatar #220 to #128 - shiningfinger (04/09/2014) [-]
NEVER lost to that **** . Ever.
User avatar #241 to #220 - satoshileex (04/09/2014) [-]
Same, I never got why people hated her in the game...
User avatar #303 to #241 - shiningfinger (04/09/2014) [-]
I guess some people just suck at pokemon
User avatar #304 to #303 - satoshileex (04/09/2014) [-]
They probably just went in under leveled or without enough Pokemon.
User avatar #439 to #304 - kotetsulovesfj (04/10/2014) [-]
Nah, it's because most people went in matching that miltank's level, and it outsped a LOT of pokemon. Most moves would do less than half damage, so it would take at least three turns to kill it. By the time you almost have it down, it milk drinks, restoring health after a couple turns. If I remember correctly, it also had defense curl, which really made it suck ass, meaning you had to use special attacks , or it would be a wall.
Not to mention it's stomp attack, that for some reason ALWAYS made you flinch.
Long story short, I don't think it was the fact that people suck at pokemon, they just weren't over leveled and it was a challenging pokemon.
User avatar #461 to #439 - satoshileex (04/10/2014) [-]
That's probably more accurate than what I said. I was someone that always made sure my pokemon were at least 3 to 5 levels above my opponent. It was a weird self imposed challenge that I would always keep my party equally leveled and always train them 5 levels before I entered a new area/town.
User avatar #464 to #461 - kotetsulovesfj (04/11/2014) [-]
I know that's what you said. Described it more for others who might not understand [spoiler] a lot of people need help on this site[spoiler]. I like to mix my gameplay up. Sometimes I like to be over-leveled, sometimes right at their level, and sometimes under. Completely changes the "feel" of the battle.
User avatar #465 to #464 - satoshileex (04/11/2014) [-]
Yeah... I do get called out a lot for not being descriptive enough, I'll have to work on that. Thanks for replying.
User avatar #466 to #465 - kotetsulovesfj (04/11/2014) [-]
Not you man, people just need you to spell things out for them. Just trying to help ya
#299 - marikthegunslinger (04/09/2014) [-]
"Hey, you guys are lookin' lively."
"Scram!"
"Didn't we catch you messing around in the Underworld? How did a wimp like you get into Organization XIII?"
"You shouldn't judge anyone by appearance."
*Sora pulls out his keyblade, Demyx turns around*
"Oooh, I told them they were sending the wrong guy..."
"Who is this kook?"
"Remember, the Organization is made up of Nobodies."
"Riiight, no hearts!"
"Oh, we do too have hearts. Don't be mad!"
"You can't trick us!"
"Silence, traitor."
*Epic boss music*
"DANCE WATER DANCE!"
*Run out of time, repeat until I beat him after six tries, learn a year later that there's a 'skip cutscene' option, scream*
User avatar #343 to #299 - feelythefeel (04/10/2014) [-]
Guy's a broken record. Broken record. Broken record.
#345 to #299 - azraelthemage (04/10/2014) [-]
KH2 had skippable cutscenes though.
KH2 had skippable cutscenes though. The 13th Dilemma (Organization XIII Boss Theme 2) - Kingdom Hearts II OST
#353 to #345 - marikthegunslinger (04/10/2014) [-]
Read the last line.
#356 to #353 - azraelthemage (04/10/2014) [-]
There's still a skip option, bro.
There's still a skip option, bro.
#370 to #356 - marikthegunslinger (04/10/2014) [-]
I agree that it doesn't really qualify, but it's the fact that I didn't know there was a skip option.
User avatar #302 to #299 - zomaru (04/09/2014) [-]
Both loved and loved that ************ just because of how chill he was.
Although I beat him in the second try once I figured it out.
#132 - tearsoblood (04/09/2014) [-]
spent 20 hours in this ******* level alone.....
User avatar #218 to #132 - wobblewub (04/09/2014) [-]
I still thought that part was pretty cool
User avatar #2 - unlithe (04/09/2014) [-]
dark ******* souls. jesus christ 3 times? what are u, a casual gamer? because **** i've tried the ancient dragon at least 37 times
#8 to #2 - dontread (04/09/2014) [-]
Bonfire ascetic shaded woods, get gowers ring of protection

Negates ALL damage to back. Just bring some repair powder and gg
User avatar #26 to #2 - shinku (04/09/2014) [-]
wut r u casul fag i beat him on my 2nd try you fig. Lrn to remeber boss moves.

On a serious note Ds1 > DS2
User avatar #68 to #2 - angelious (04/09/2014) [-]
there is no ******** unskippable cutscenes in dark souls

also kh has some god damn broken bosses like demyx and xehanort riku...
#88 to #2 - buddhistzilla (04/09/2014) [-]
Right now I'm on Ornstein and Smough. It's not even that they're a difficult boss fight, just Smough's charge attack once Ornstein is dead, **** that. Attempt 15 I believe.
User avatar #154 to #88 - assdoreponyfucker (04/09/2014) [-]
Try killing Smough first, I remember I beat that fight in my first try, I summoned Solaire and a player, while Solaire distracted Smough and took him to the other side of the room me and the player took down Ornstein, Solaire continued to distract him as we attacked and dodged his attacks. Sometimes i feel bad people took so many tries and I got lucky on my first. When DS2 comes out for PC I will make it my rule to attempt a boss three times before summoning anything.
#243 to #154 - thatguay (04/09/2014) [-]
you summoned a bot and a player and you wonder why you managed to beat the boss on your first attempt with that tactic.
User avatar #251 to #243 - assdoreponyfucker (04/09/2014) [-]
No I knew I made it easy by summoning but I'm saying I feel bad for doing it on my first try.
#91 to #2 - junahi (04/09/2014) [-]
There is 0 dialogue on bosses, unless you count the trap one.
User avatar #4 to #2 - deadnanners (04/09/2014) [-]
gwyn 54 attempts in ng+ and seath 34 attemps in ng
User avatar #25 to #2 - sardinez (04/09/2014) [-]
yea but you gotta admit atleast half of the bosses in dark souls are piss easy
User avatar #146 to #25 - xtwinblade (04/09/2014) [-]
Yeah once you know the pattern. First time fighting a boss you have no idea how they are gonna attack and when the big attacks are gonna happen.
#269 - yuukoku (04/09/2014) [-]
Sanik will eat your ******* dreams.
#367 to #269 - keybladewarrior (04/10/2014) [-]
You blue, speeding 			****		.
You blue, speeding **** .
#373 to #367 - yuukoku (04/10/2014) [-]
&gt;lel u mod sura?   
&gt;gobba go phast, just liek kiri leiks et   
&gt;0/10 didnt even go fast
>lel u mod sura?
>gobba go phast, just liek kiri leiks et
>0/10 didnt even go fast
#374 to #373 - keybladewarrior (04/10/2014) [-]
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ***** fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
#412 to #377 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
I CAN JUST HEAR HIM ROLLING HIS R'S, O MY ******* GOD!!!
#244 - thatguay (04/09/2014) [-]
this reminds me. now I go get to fight the ******** of chaos.
User avatar #254 to #244 - themurp (04/09/2014) [-]
Have low vitality, always insta K.O. even with shield. ****** keeps sweeping n' **** .
Took near 30 tries just to ******* jump in the hole once.
User avatar #272 to #244 - yuukoku (04/09/2014) [-]
>Work on defense and stability all game
>Go in as a ******* tank
>Only takes three tries to kill.
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