(untitled). . generalfoley: yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came
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generalfoley:
yeah so i slept with this dude last
night and idk we were chatting a bit
during the sexy time and for some
reason his birthday came up and i
was like "wait 25th of september?
DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a
coincidence" and he was like "really?
we have the same birthday? are u
****** with me?" and ijust looked
down at his penis literally inside my
vagina and was like "well technically
yeah" and he was like haha nice one
and high fived me
keep him
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#1 - dahlirious (04/23/2014) [+] (25 replies)
and then she found out she had a twin brother who was put up for adoption
#15 - pappathethird (04/23/2014) [+] (38 replies)
They must both really suck at sex if they have time to smalltalk
#25 - rockergamer ONLINE (04/23/2014) [+] (31 replies)
mfw sex has become so mundane that people can have small talk when doing it

mfw this generation is having sex at like 11 and i'm gonna be a wizard

mfw the only person that shared the same birthday as me was my uncle

mfw he's a wizard

mfw every sex related post

mfw my hand is my gf
#84 - lazaman (04/23/2014) [+] (13 replies)
"His penis literally inside my vagina"
Literally
WOW THANK YOU FOR SPECIFYING!
BECAUSE IF YOU HAD NOT, I MAY HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS METAPHORICALLY INSIDE YOUR VAGINA!
#136 - nightmarecorpse (04/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>Tumblr   
>A penis inside a vagina   
>Not rape
>Tumblr
>A penis inside a vagina
>Not rape
#6 - learmy (04/23/2014) [+] (20 replies)
Basically what they looks like...
#12 to #6 - madcoww (04/23/2014) [-]
Stop thumbing down these pony posts you stupid ***** ! If you earnestly want to stop pony spam, stop feeding the goddamn trolls.
User avatar #40 - fuggy (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I thought this was going to turn out with them being twins or something.
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I don't know whether it's really bad or really clever that my first thought was "Oh **** , they're gonna be twins, aren't they"
#147 - infedel (04/23/2014) [+] (11 replies)
so is anyone going to address the fact that they where having small talk during sex?
so is anyone going to address the fact that they where having small talk during sex?
User avatar #10 - Maroon ONLINE (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That's also my birthday. Why wasn't I invited?
#19 - algorath (04/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#253 - xcoreyx (04/24/2014) [-]
I was definitely expecting them to be long lost twins or some ****
#243 - bunnygore (04/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
sounds like some pretty boring sex
sounds like some pretty boring sex
User avatar #183 - tonydalion (04/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Plot twist: They're fraternal twins separated at birth.
#170 - Javapenguin (04/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
why do i keep having to use this gif
why do i keep having to use this gif
#226 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> "Literally inside my vagina"
> "Technically yeah"
> tumblr having sex in the first place
Oy.

Hey, but it wasn't rape for once.
#169 - wehavecandy (04/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
That's my sister's birthday. I got very nervous very quickly. Then I remembered she's 7.
#140 - darkdragonswrath (04/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The way she wrote that at first I thought it was 2 guys having sex. Damn you internet I forgot women have access to you too.
The way she wrote that at first I thought it was 2 guys having sex. Damn you internet I forgot women have access to you too.
#110 - notafunnyguy (04/23/2014) [+] (9 replies)
fake as **** . nobody has small talk during sex. its not possible. you cant be turned on and wondering how someones day went and chatting about the weather.

when a mans dick gets hard and a womens vag gets wet its literally angry determination to get more and more sexual thrill until one of them finishes (usually the guy)
User avatar #14 - benschien (04/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
so there was another penis that was figuratively in her vagina?
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