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when mom "re yelling at you to we more chores while claim:
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#3 - thedeadcow (04/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #3 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (04/06/2014) [-]
really. did you have to up and ruin our childhood like that?
#24 to #21 - niggletjones (04/06/2014) [-]
If Spongebob was your entire childhood and it now got ruined because of one inappropriate joke you are ******* pathetic.
User avatar #26 to #24 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (04/06/2014) [-]
you must be fun at parties.
#27 to #26 - niggletjones (04/06/2014) [-]
You probably don't even go to parties because you're so damn autistic.
User avatar #30 to #27 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (04/06/2014) [-]
this doesn't even merit a response. i'd rather talk to a monkey than interact with some loser who starts fights on funnyjunk. have a terrible life faggot.
#31 to #30 - niggletjones (04/06/2014) [-]
Have I upset you friend?
User avatar #33 to #31 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (04/06/2014) [-]
nah son. i just want to **** directly into your mouth and watch you eat it now. picture that while large spiked didos are eating your insides. my work here is done.
#60 to #33 - niggletjones (04/07/2014) [-]
Damn you're just too hardcore and edgy for me.
User avatar #63 to #60 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (04/07/2014) [-]
meatwad get the money g
#35 to #3 - powertrooper (04/06/2014) [-]
Five hours and not banned.  Sweet.
Five hours and not banned. Sweet.
User avatar #37 to #35 - thedeadcow (04/06/2014) [-]
Did the person that I got it from on this site get banned?
User avatar #61 to #37 - powertrooper (04/07/2014) [-]
Nope, no banning here
#38 to #3 - axeul (04/07/2014) [-]
Boy, that was fast.
Boy, that was fast.
#32 to #3 - putindispencerhere ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
yfw you're account is still up.
#54 to #32 - Rascal (04/07/2014) [-]
you're is a contraction is "you" and "are"
your is posessive
also, did they remove the doubleclick-to-reply function or is it just me?
#12 to #3 - ugoboom ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
#4 - holyfool (04/06/2014) [-]
MFW
MFW
User avatar #6 - nigstonarnold (04/06/2014) [-]
My parents about me getting a job.
I can only send the applications. I can't force them to hire me.
#47 to #6 - ivviism (04/07/2014) [-]
> Search for jobs
> Literally every job listing: "We require X years experience in field Y, we will not train you"
> How am I supposed to gain experience in the field when every single job offer requires that you already be experienced and won't train me??
> MFW I do not have the experience
> MFW the only jobs in this location are fast food, retail, and nail salons
User avatar #52 to #47 - newforomador ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
What I've heard a lot of people do, is offer to work for free to get experience, then look for a job for money when you have enough experience. Until then, work somewhere ****** to get through, unless you can find somewhere good.
User avatar #55 to #52 - ivviism (04/07/2014) [-]
Well I'm trying, so far nobody has had any open positions.
#48 to #47 - Rascal (04/07/2014) [-]
You live in Jacksonville, Florida? Because it's the exact same here, and I have literally been turned down for a job at a subway that was literally right outside my neighborhood, a 5 minute walk tops....

I despise this city so much...
User avatar #59 to #48 - ivviism (04/07/2014) [-]
Loveland, CO.
User avatar #49 to #47 - nigstonarnold (04/07/2014) [-]
Exactly man.
Jobs other than flipping burgers have requirements or at least preferences .
There is probably someone who has said experience applying for the same job and they'll hire them over the guy who needs help.
User avatar #58 to #49 - ivviism (04/07/2014) [-]
I have the experience of being an assistant store manager for about a year... but I lost that job because I was retarded and fell for a scam phone call that ****** us out of $800. So now I'm looking again.
User avatar #23 to #6 - oehni (04/06/2014) [-]
i feel you bro
User avatar #41 to #6 - brokenhalf (04/07/2014) [-]
i just was out at a mall and put in 7 applications and visited every single store to see if they were hiring. but my mother wanted me to go check in with a store that i put in an application for last week instead. so now shes pissed and pretty much told her BF that i didn't do anything while i was out.
User avatar #43 to #41 - nigstonarnold (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for you're suffering my son.
User avatar #62 to #41 - ivviism (04/07/2014) [-]
> Put in 7 applications
> Mother tells you to go check on one slightly old app
> Is pissed off even though you put in 7 other applications
> Did what she told you to do, gets pissed off anyway, ignores your efforts relative to the other apps
> No offense, but, what the **** is wrong with your mom??
User avatar #64 to #62 - brokenhalf (04/07/2014) [-]
bro, i wish i knew. i really do.
#7 to #6 - urapooper (04/06/2014) [-]
Chopper Reid Job Interview
User avatar #18 - zekeon ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
It's a peeve of mine how my mother asks for things.

She starts with "do you want to" rather than "Can you please" or something like that.

No, I don't want to.
User avatar #8 - doctorprofessornv (04/06/2014) [-]
My mom tries to be sneaky about this. She ask me to take out the trash or wash the dishes. I'll do it quickly, and just as I'm about to go back to what I was doing she'll be like "oh, and can you also do X". This will typically go on about five or six times.
User avatar #20 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/06/2014) [-]
just do everything before she asks
User avatar #50 to #20 - animationhac ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
then if u do it wrong or the way she doesnt like or or she was going to do it a different way, you're going to get bitched for it. Trust me, safer to be told to then do it prior.
User avatar #51 to #50 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2014) [-]
I guess it just depends on who your doing stuff for
User avatar #53 to #51 - depends ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Not to be this guy, but *You're

Anyway for me, I never had to do chores for my mom but for my dad and he would yell **** at me while I was doing something and then told me to do something else and he'll do it.
User avatar #56 to #53 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/07/2014) [-]
it was pretty much the opposite for me my dad never asked anything of me when he was around my mom was like a damn slave driver though
User avatar #1 - purplebelle (04/06/2014) [-]
Clean the dishes?

for title get it cuz hes a sponge ahueahueahue
#11 to #1 - sliferzpwns ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
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#16 - zerith (04/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #14 - slugnugget (04/06/2014) [-]
this is what working in Mcdonalds feels like.
#34 to #14 - Rascal (04/06/2014) [-]
You're right, they got the food spot on
#46 - sheiladikshit (04/07/2014) [-]
sounds like me at work    
   
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sounds like me at work

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#40 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (04/07/2014) [-]
My mom's FW I try to argue back
My mom's FW I try to argue back
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