(untitled). . c) gladius. c) gladius. hahahaha you came out of a vagina bisection mar You were never burn then. Just removed. ouch. I can kill Macbeth, though.
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c) gladius.
c) gladius.
hahahaha you came out of a vagina
bisection mar
You were never burn then. Just removed.
ouch
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Submitted: 09/19/2013
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#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/19/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I can kill Macbeth, though.
#10 - Denmarrk (09/19/2013) [+] (49 replies)
I was too fat to be born naturally.
#28 - lifeanddeath ONLINE (09/20/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Q_Q wut? Today is my birthday...and I was a C-section.

Thanks bro...thanks a lot
#61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I was a ******* huge baby, born a couple weeks too early, they had to take me out cause I was too big.
Look on the bright side, being a c-section baby means you head didn't get misshapen on the way out.
#75 - kiwirulestwo (09/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
HAHA   
I NEVER HAD TO TOUCH MY MOM'S VAGINA WITH MY PENIS
HAHA
I NEVER HAD TO TOUCH MY MOM'S VAGINA WITH MY PENIS
#41 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Look on the bright side. Being born as a c-section is both defying nature AND metal as **** .

Cut open and pulled from the womb when you should have been dead, yet you SURVIVE, because we are the coolest species on the planet.
#92 - mooghens ONLINE (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Realizing you were c-sec'd and then realizing that was your only goddamn chance in life of ever getting in touch with a pussy and even that you failed at.

The ultimate beta.
#29 - baditch ONLINE (09/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I can kill Macbeth
I can kill Macbeth
#42 to #33 - toastableduckling (09/20/2013) [-]
No, people who read comment #6 are thumbing him down.
#104 - trishaferr (09/20/2013) [-]
I seemed to be trying to piss my mum off as much as possible right before I was born.
> 2 weeks late
> Mum went into labour naturally
> C-Section already booked for later that day
> Midwife thinks, 'what the hell', go for a natural birth, might get me out faster
> NOPE.jpg
> I am upside down, midwife tries to turn me
> Not happening
> "Looks like it'll have to be the C-Section after all"
> Mum being prepped for surgery
> They do quick ultrasound to check my position right before
> "Oh look, she's turning by herself now"
> Too late, have to go ahead with the C-Section anyway
> MFW


#89 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
for the guys who were born naturally, your penis touched your mums vagina
User avatar #8 - aedai (09/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Plebs. I was a c-section for the best of reasons:

I wrapped the umbilical cord around my neck while in the womb. Had I been born normally, I would've been hanged by my own nutrient tube.
#2 - fuckoatmeal (09/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #194912 at Shin Anime Social Board ** cut baby out before 9 months...scientists and health profesionals are baffled by premature birth numbers rising!
User avatar #90 - MrShaggy (09/20/2013) [-]
I was a really ******* metal baby.

My umbilical cord had been wrapped around my neck so I was cut out of my mother's stomach.

& I can kill Macbeth.
#25 - swiftshadow (09/20/2013) [-]
I came in one.
User avatar #88 - kierz (09/20/2013) [-]
I remember when your mom had to get herself a C-Section.

That was the saddest section of her life.
#84 - raberintodesu (09/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My mother is metal as 						****					. Chose to be C-section'ed for all three of us. And we're not even triplets.
My mother is metal as **** . Chose to be C-section'ed for all three of us. And we're not even triplets.
User avatar #67 - Mebeshe (09/20/2013) [-]
nO, DON'T BE SAD, YOU CAN KILL MACBETH.
User avatar #30 - srskate (09/20/2013) [-]
I came out my dad's dick, what the hell is wrong with the rest of you?
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