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#1 - sinery
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(04/23/2014) [-]
The game can't reprogram the game.
#2 to #1 - anon
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(04/23/2014) [-]
Sure worked wonders on those bars though... You'd think it'd at least do something for her, even if it didn't fix everything. Would be worth a try at least.
#4 to #2 - sinery
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(04/23/2014) [-]
Once the application is launched, the code cannot be rewritten.
#12 to #4 - lyiat ONLINE
Reply +1
(04/23/2014) [-]
You don't know much about live-editing, do you?
#33 to #12 - sinery
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(04/24/2014) [-]
>Live-editing   
>Closed system gaming
>Live-editing
>Closed system gaming
#36 to #33 - lyiat ONLINE
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Two Words: Code Hero.
#38 to #36 - sinery
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(04/24/2014) [-]
It's a goddamn game machine.   
Once the machine is manufactured, the code will never change.
It's a goddamn game machine.
Once the machine is manufactured, the code will never change.
#39 to #38 - lyiat ONLINE
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(04/24/2014) [-]
That doesn't change the fact that programs can be rewritten while the program is actively running. ****, it even happens in the ******* movie! The villian re-writes the game to make himself into the King and makes everyone forget the girl is the queen!
#40 to #39 - sinery
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Again, closed system.
Yeah, but he cheats and thus break all rules.
#42 to #40 - lyiat ONLINE
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(04/24/2014) [-]
There is zero in-universe justification to state that her glitch couldn't be fixed. It demonstrates quite clearly that the code can be ****** with actively while the system is running and that both appearance and behavior can be recoded dynamically.
#44 to #42 - sinery
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, but only if you cheat.
The hammer isn't a cheat.
#45 to #44 - lyiat ONLINE
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(04/24/2014) [-]
The bugs weren't cheating.
#46 to #45 - sinery
Reply 0
(04/24/2014) [-]
When he entered the code room he cheated.
There was even a goddamn key combination thingy to open the door.
#47 to #46 - lyiat ONLINE
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(04/24/2014) [-]
And the bugs, from the other game, actively destroyed and rewrote code. Including Turbo himself, to make him into a giant monster. They weren't cheating.

Felix's hammer fixes **** that's broken. A glitch is a broken code. Ergo, it'd fix her.
#52 to #47 - sinery
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(04/24/2014) [-]
The bugs simply interacted with the environment and adapted.
#53 to #52 - lyiat ONLINE
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(04/24/2014) [-]
And since when did the environment have code that permitted it to be dynamically altered in such drastic ways? Hell, the video games aren't even closed system. They're bloody interconnected with one another through a hub.
#54 to #53 - sinery
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(04/24/2014) [-]
System.
#5 to #4 - boomerpyro
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(04/23/2014) [-]
your mom
#21 to #4 - kousei ONLINE
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(04/24/2014) [-]
You know bubcus about programming don't you?
#8 to #4 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE
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(04/23/2014) [-]
Well, it can, but it would cause some ******* ****** up ****.
#3 to #2 - sinery
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#6 to #1 - kanedam
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(04/23/2014) [-]
memories, skins and so on were rewritten in the game...
#48 to #6 - sinery
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Just because the game resets, doesn't mean that the code is changed; only it's values.
#65 to #48 - kanedam
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(04/24/2014) [-]
wont argue about that now. (already had some arguments pro and contra... but i'm trired. **** it)
#66 to #65 - sinery
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(04/25/2014) [-]
Well, you're a dumbass.
#62 to #1 - sobono
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(04/24/2014) [-]
MFW when I lost it
MFW when I lost it
#18 to #1 - thenewnuggubler
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Except for when the bad guy caused Vanellope's problems by removing her code. That's why no one remembered she was the princess
#30 to #18 - Relinies
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(04/24/2014) [-]
He went into the game itself though. He dug around in the code, rather than working with what he was given as a character in a game.
#41 to #30 - sinery
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(04/24/2014) [-]
As said, he cheated and cheating means breaking the rules.
The hammer isn't cheating.
#43 to #41 - Relinies
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I'm agreeing with you
#35 to #30 - ilovegayponysex
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#37 to #35 - Relinies
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(04/24/2014) [-]
No, that's not what was being said.
Look at what sinery said- it explains what I said much better and more concisely.
#32 to #18 - sinery
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, but he cheated.
#27 to #1 - betta
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(04/24/2014) [-]
And you know what I just lost?
#34 to #27 - sinery
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(04/24/2014) [-]
What?
#49 to #34 - hewhoepicfails
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(04/24/2014) [-]
His wallet
#50 to #49 - sinery
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#16 to #1 - stiches
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(04/23/2014) [-]
Game recognize game granddad
#14 - motposters
Reply +47
(04/23/2014) [-]
The answer is no, because her data wasn't broken, it was just rearranged.
SCHOOL!
#57 to #14 - tothebatbus
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(04/24/2014) [-]
nothing is broken... just it's bits rearranged...
#58 to #14 - azraelthemage
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(04/24/2014) [-]
What kousei said. Plus, she was still glitchy as **** even when her code was "fixed".
#63 to #14 - vgmddg
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(04/24/2014) [-]
When something is broken, isn't that just when parts of it are rearranged such that it's unusable? Assuming that's the backstory, it's basically the same thing here.
#67 to #63 - motposters
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(04/25/2014) [-]
when data is rearranged it isnt broken, it happens all the time in computers, DEFRAGMENT
#20 to #14 - kousei ONLINE
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(04/24/2014) [-]
This. Broken English. Yes?

That's what causes a glitch dude, the code is broken up. A general meaning can be discerned but it's incomplete.
SCHOOL!
#17 to #14 - vulwulf
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(04/23/2014) [-]
Currently learning programming, I assure you if you rearranged my code and called it not broken I'd smack you upside the head.
#55 to #17 - tha
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(04/24/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure as long at you rearrange with your nests in the right order it wouldn't matter
#13 - liamdurf
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(04/23/2014) [-]
#22 - skiskate
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(04/24/2014) [-]
This post reminds me of include   
   
RIP in peace you glorious bastard
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RIP in peace you glorious bastard
#23 to #22 - obviousbaitman
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(04/24/2014) [-]
What happened to him?
#24 to #23 - skiskate
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Is kill
#61 to #24 - sobono
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#56 to #24 - metacobalion
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(04/24/2014) [-]
no
#25 to #24 - obviousbaitman
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Is he really dead or did he delete is account?
#51 to #25 - Darianvincent
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(04/24/2014) [-]
He probably just deactivated it.
#26 to #22 - geometric
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(04/24/2014) [-]
He's not dead just gone.
#60 to #22 - sobono
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Nostalgia detected
Nostalgia detected
#11 - kikx
Reply +5
(04/23/2014) [-]
Now that's asking the right question
#64 - phoenixdowner
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(04/24/2014) [-]
It'd kind of be a bit meta... Since the game's actual programming was changed, from the perspective of inside the game world, she isn't broken, as she is how she is currently programmed to be (however malfunctioning that may be), while clearly from the outside something is broken with her.

Maybe Fix-It Felix's hammer can only fix damage that happens within the confines of the game world, in other words, no programming was harmed in the causing of that destruction, his hammer merely resets it to what the objects programming currently says it is.
#31 - beasert
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(04/24/2014) [-]
I think he would have to hit the source code since that was where the problem originated.
#29 - asurasxnight
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(04/24/2014) [-]
possibly yes. we know that when he hits something with his hammer, damage levels done to objects are removed and may even reinforce objects. hitting her with the hammer may make her stop glitching, or it may make her go into a growth spurt and get some big titties. or do nothing.
#15 - anon
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(04/23/2014) [-]
#19 to #15 - mastercolossus
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(04/24/2014) [-]
**mastercolossus rolled image**
you are 2scared2login because this joke is bad and you should feel bad
#28 to #19 - anon
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Bitch, I might be.
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