pasta. what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta! i'm not even sorry. ley. Lite made easier. Click Here to See More . WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HOW THIS EASIER THAN
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what do you call a fake noodle?

an impasta!

i'm not even sorry

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HOW THIS EASIER THAN MAKING TEHM
THE NORMAL FUCKING WAY YOU ARE LITERALLY STACI*{ ING
SPAGHETTI IN THAT THINGS WHEN MNOGO NOODLES
ONLY REQUIRES YOU TO PUT THE FUCKIGN NOODLES IN THE
FUCKIGN THING NO YOU DOTN EVEN HAVE TO PUT IT IN A POT
YOU CAN MAKE THEM IN A CUP I DOTN GET IT THIS IS
DISGUSTING THIS IS WHY AMERICA DOESNT HAVE FREE
HEALTHCARE THIS IS WHY HOMELESSNESS IS SUCH A
BIG ISSUE BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK THAT PUTTING SPAGHETTI IN
YOUR COFFEE BREWER MAKES LIFE EASIER I AM PISSED OFF
BEYOND RECOGNITION HOW FUCKING DARE YOU I CANT EVEN
BELIEVE THIS IS A THING WHO COMES UP WITH THESE WHO SITS
THEIR FUCKIN ASS DOWN AND SHOVES SPAGHETTI IN THEIR
COFFEE BREWER I WANNA FUCKIN KNOW BECAUSE ITS
LITERALLY THE LEAST OKAY THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD FUCK
YOU AND FUCK YOUR SPAGHETTI I BET IT DOESNT EVEN TASTE
LIKE REAL NOODLES I BET YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN A REAL
NOODLE IN YOUR LIFE BEFORE WELL HEAR ME OUT ASSHOLE
IVE SEEN TONS OF NOODLES IN MY LIFETIME AND THEY WERE
GREAT. YOU ARE SOILING THE PASTA INDUSTRY BY DOING THIS I
AM SO FUCKIGN OFFENDED CANT BELIEVE THIS I CANT
BELIEVE THIS NO WONDER THE GOVERNMENT IS
FALLING APART FUCK
are you
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User avatar #10 - I Am Monkey (10/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I like how he rants in one giant run-on sentence for 9 lines then remembers to put a period on the 10th.
#19 - thechosentroll (10/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
WHO THE FUCK GAVE AN ANGRY MARINE ACCESS TO TUMBLR?!?
#2 - defenestration **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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Look! An overreaction!
#32 - admiralfapbar (10/06/2013) [-]
IVE SEEN TONS OF NOODLES IN MY LIFE AND THEY WERE GREAT!
IVE SEEN TONS OF NOODLES IN MY LIFE AND THEY WERE GREAT!
User avatar #31 - Kyag (10/06/2013) [-]
Most life hackable I see are "You tired of doing shit the logical way? How about doing it in this needlessly stupid hipster way!?"
#58 - cheatmasterjunk (10/06/2013) [-]
The current scene in the kitchen of every Republican
User avatar #39 - cynicalpotatoe (10/06/2013) [-]
Found the Italian.
#20 - lordcommandersnow (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#50 - zorororonoa (10/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But honestly, who thinks that that is easier than putting it in a pot?
#36 - yowhatsup (10/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Am I the only person who hates tumblr posts? They try way too hard to be funny in the hope of getting screen captured to the internet.
Am I the only person who hates tumblr posts? They try way too hard to be funny in the hope of getting screen captured to the internet.
#12 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"Easiest way to make noodles"

Making spaghetti...
User avatar #16 to #12 - Loppytaffy (10/06/2013) [-]
Spagehetti noodles?
I don't see how there's a difference.
User avatar #1 - tomowrath (10/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
LIFE HACK!

Ever feel like you need coffee but dont wanna drink too much? make half a cup instead and save the rest for later.

You can thank me now
#80 - internetrage (10/06/2013) [-]
"ive seen hundreds of noodles in my lifetime and they were great"
"ive seen hundreds of noodles in my lifetime and they were great"
#114 - vladhellsing (10/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#65 - Supaevilman (10/06/2013) [-]
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR SPAGHETTI"
#3 - eminemisthebest (10/06/2013) [-]
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