pasta. what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta! i'm not even sorry. ley. Lite made easier. Click Here to See More . WHAT THE ACTUAL HOW THIS EASIER THAN MAKI
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what do you call a fake noodle?

an impasta!

i'm not even sorry

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WHAT THE ACTUAL **** HOW THIS EASIER THAN MAKING TEHM
THE NORMAL ******* WAY YOU ARE LITERALLY STACI*{ ING
SPAGHETTI IN THAT THINGS WHEN MNOGO NOODLES
ONLY REQUIRES YOU TO PUT THE ******* NOODLES IN THE
******* THING NO YOU DOTN EVEN HAVE TO PUT IT IN A POT
YOU CAN MAKE THEM IN A CUP I DOTN GET IT THIS IS
DISGUSTING THIS IS WHY AMERICA DOESNT HAVE FREE
HEALTHCARE THIS IS WHY HOMELESSNESS IS SUCH A
BIG ISSUE BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK THAT PUTTING SPAGHETTI IN
YOUR COFFEE BREWER MAKES LIFE EASIER I AM PISSED OFF
BEYOND RECOGNITION HOW ******* DARE YOU I CANT EVEN
BELIEVE THIS IS A THING WHO COMES UP WITH THESE WHO SITS
THEIR ****** ASS DOWN AND SHOVES SPAGHETTI IN THEIR
COFFEE BREWER I WANNA ****** KNOW BECAUSE ITS
LITERALLY THE LEAST OKAY THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ****
YOU AND **** YOUR SPAGHETTI I BET IT DOESNT EVEN TASTE
LIKE REAL NOODLES I BET YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN A REAL
NOODLE IN YOUR LIFE BEFORE WELL HEAR ME OUT *******
IVE SEEN TONS OF NOODLES IN MY LIFETIME AND THEY WERE
GREAT. YOU ARE SOILING THE PASTA INDUSTRY BY DOING THIS I
AM SO ******* OFFENDED CANT BELIEVE THIS I CANT
BELIEVE THIS NO WONDER THE GOVERNMENT IS
FALLING APART ****
are you
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User avatar #10 - I Am Monkey (10/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I like how he rants in one giant run-on sentence for 9 lines then remembers to put a period on the 10th.
#19 - thechosentroll (10/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
WHO THE **** GAVE AN ANGRY MARINE ACCESS TO TUMBLR?!?
#2 - defenestration **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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Look! An overreaction!
#32 - admiralfapbar (10/06/2013) [-]
IVE SEEN TONS OF NOODLES IN MY LIFE AND THEY WERE GREAT!
IVE SEEN TONS OF NOODLES IN MY LIFE AND THEY WERE GREAT!
User avatar #31 - Kyag (10/06/2013) [-]
Most life hackable I see are "You tired of doing **** the logical way? How about doing it in this needlessly stupid hipster way!?"
#58 - cheatmasterjunk (10/06/2013) [-]
The current scene in the kitchen of every Republican
User avatar #39 - cynicalpotatoe (10/06/2013) [-]
Found the Italian.
#20 - lordcommandersnow (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#50 - zorororonoa (10/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But honestly, who thinks that that is easier than putting it in a pot?
#36 - yowhatsup (10/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Am I the only person who hates tumblr posts? They try way too hard to be funny in the hope of getting screen captured to the internet.
Am I the only person who hates tumblr posts? They try way too hard to be funny in the hope of getting screen captured to the internet.
#12 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"Easiest way to make noodles"

Making spaghetti...
User avatar #16 to #12 - Loppytaffy (10/06/2013) [-]
Spagehetti noodles?
I don't see how there's a difference.
User avatar #1 - tomowrath (10/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
LIFE HACK!

Ever feel like you need coffee but dont wanna drink too much? make half a cup instead and save the rest for later.

You can thank me now
#80 - internetrage (10/06/2013) [-]
"ive seen hundreds of noodles in my lifetime and they were great"
"ive seen hundreds of noodles in my lifetime and they were great"
#65 - Supaevilman (10/06/2013) [-]
" **** YOU AND YOUR SPAGHETTI"
#26 - mankey (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think your rage broke Vegeta.
#3 - eminemisthebest (10/06/2013) [-]
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