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pasta. what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta! i'm not even sorry. ley. Lite made easier. Click Here to See More . WHAT THE ACTUAL HOW THIS EASIER THAN MAKI

what do you call a fake noodle?

an impasta!

i'm not even sorry

ley.
Lite made easier. Click Here to See More .
WHAT THE ACTUAL **** HOW THIS EASIER THAN MAKING TEHM
THE NORMAL ******* WAY YOU ARE LITERALLY STACI*{ ING
SPAGHETTI IN THAT THINGS WHEN MNOGO NOODLES
ONLY REQUIRES YOU TO PUT THE ******* NOODLES IN THE
******* THING NO YOU DOTN EVEN HAVE TO PUT IT IN A POT
YOU CAN MAKE THEM IN A CUP I DOTN GET IT THIS IS
DISGUSTING THIS IS WHY AMERICA DOESNT HAVE FREE
HEALTHCARE THIS IS WHY HOMELESSNESS IS SUCH A
BIG ISSUE BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK THAT PUTTING SPAGHETTI IN
YOUR COFFEE BREWER MAKES LIFE EASIER I AM PISSED OFF
BEYOND RECOGNITION HOW ******* DARE YOU I CANT EVEN
BELIEVE THIS IS A THING WHO COMES UP WITH THESE WHO SITS
THEIR ****** ASS DOWN AND SHOVES SPAGHETTI IN THEIR
COFFEE BREWER I WANNA ****** KNOW BECAUSE ITS
LITERALLY THE LEAST OKAY THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ****
YOU AND **** YOUR SPAGHETTI I BET IT DOESNT EVEN TASTE
LIKE REAL NOODLES I BET YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN A REAL
NOODLE IN YOUR LIFE BEFORE WELL HEAR ME OUT ASSHOLE
IVE SEEN TONS OF NOODLES IN MY LIFETIME AND THEY WERE
GREAT. YOU ARE SOILING THE PASTA INDUSTRY BY DOING THIS I
AM SO ******* OFFENDED CANT BELIEVE THIS I CANT
BELIEVE THIS NO WONDER THE GOVERNMENT IS
FALLING APART ****
are you
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User avatar #10 - I Am Monkey (10/06/2013) [-]
I like how he rants in one giant run-on sentence for 9 lines then remembers to put a period on the 10th.
#46 to #10 - zehutit (10/06/2013) [-]
You actually read the whole thing?
You actually read the whole thing?
User avatar #47 to #10 - missrainbowdash (10/06/2013) [-]
that is me writing a paper for school, I usually end up putting periods in random places at the end.
#63 to #10 - seizure (10/06/2013) [-]
Why are you counting the lines...?
#67 to #10 - thebaker (10/06/2013) [-]
You made me count the lines.
#78 to #10 - kailybailybo (10/06/2013) [-]
I spent a solid five minutes trying to find the period.
I spent a solid five minutes trying to find the period.
User avatar #51 to #10 - butterisgood (10/06/2013) [-]
>tumblr
>he
#19 - thechosentroll (10/06/2013) [-]
WHO THE **** GAVE AN ANGRY MARINE ACCESS TO TUMBLR?!?
User avatar #139 to #19 - archiferd (10/07/2013) [-]
its more likely he may have been italian
#82 to #19 - ompalomper ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
me, what of it astarte?
User avatar #24 to #19 - poorjew (10/06/2013) [-]
The god emperor of mankind ?
#27 to #24 - thechosentroll (10/06/2013) [-]
WELL, IF YOU ASK ME, IT WAS A BAD IDEA.
#28 to #27 - poorjew (10/06/2013) [-]
Do you questioning his greatness ?
#29 to #28 - thechosentroll (10/06/2013) [-]
Uhm..........no. WHY WOULD I QUESTION THE CREATOR OF POWERCHAIRS?
User avatar #30 to #29 - poorjew (10/06/2013) [-]
You can not question the creator of powerchairs, these things are ******* awesome.
#2 - defenestration **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Look! An overreaction!
#60 to #2 - aiming (10/06/2013) [-]
**aiming rolls 76** Look! Dubs
User avatar #102 to #2 - toxicblackwolf ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
that was the joke..............
User avatar #39 - cynicalpotatoe (10/06/2013) [-]
Found the Italian.
User avatar #31 - Kyag (10/06/2013) [-]
Most life hackable I see are "You tired of doing **** the logical way? How about doing it in this needlessly stupid hipster way!?"
#32 - admiralfapbar (10/06/2013) [-]
IVE SEEN TONS OF NOODLES IN MY LIFE AND THEY WERE GREAT!
IVE SEEN TONS OF NOODLES IN MY LIFE AND THEY WERE GREAT!
#20 - lordcommandersnow (10/06/2013) [-]
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#58 - cheatmasterjunk (10/06/2013) [-]
The current scene in the kitchen of every Republican
#50 - zorororonoa (10/06/2013) [-]
But honestly, who thinks that that is easier than putting it in a pot?
#143 to #50 - Rascal (10/07/2013) [-]
I think its must be a joke
User avatar #146 to #50 - greenstrongworld (10/07/2013) [-]
Not the angry space marine on tumblr.
#80 - internetrage (10/06/2013) [-]
"ive seen hundreds of noodles in my lifetime and they were great"
"ive seen hundreds of noodles in my lifetime and they were great"
User avatar #1 - tomowrath (10/06/2013) [-]
LIFE HACK!

Ever feel like you need coffee but dont wanna drink too much? make half a cup instead and save the rest for later.

You can thank me now
#8 to #1 - sunkmanitu (10/06/2013) [-]
except that (if you're making coffee properly, with a decent roast) the flavors of coffee start deteriorating over time.
On the other hand, if you're actually making good coffee you shouldn't be worrying about only wanting half a cup; you should be worrying about how to limit yourself to only 1 cup.
#7 to #1 - karkzan (10/06/2013) [-]
All my problems have been solved!
User avatar #137 to #114 - teFlyingNinja (10/07/2013) [-]
I was not expecting that pic while scrolling and spat out my drink from laughter.
User avatar #138 to #114 - tiredofthis (10/07/2013) [-]
Vaas no...
#65 - Supaevilman ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
" **** YOU AND YOUR SPAGHETTI"
#26 - mankey ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
I think your rage broke Vegeta.
User avatar #57 to #26 - ncharlie (10/06/2013) [-]
shut up Nappa!
#3 - eminemisthebest (10/06/2013) [-]
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#36 - yowhatsup (10/06/2013) [-]
Am I the only person who hates tumblr posts? They try way too hard to be funny in the hope of getting screen captured to the internet.
Am I the only person who hates tumblr posts? They try way too hard to be funny in the hope of getting screen captured to the internet.
User avatar #150 to #36 - godofsteak (10/07/2013) [-]
that's like for all of the internet
User avatar #56 to #36 - mellowmelon (10/06/2013) [-]
Idk, for me it's the response that's funnier then the rant. Like the "are you ok" in this content.
#59 to #36 - octaviano (10/06/2013) [-]
On my week of tumblr, I only saw a single 'did you just' on my dashboard.   
So, yeah, they're more rare than anything.
On my week of tumblr, I only saw a single 'did you just' on my dashboard.
So, yeah, they're more rare than anything.
User avatar #98 to #36 - iwishiwasazula (10/07/2013) [-]
Tumblr is not that bad. Besides I've never EVER seen a single mention about posts getting out of there. I even think almost noone knows they are popular on FJ
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