Wumbology. . hello TEEN: titlties: mot) TI is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or somethi
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Wumbology

hello TEEN:
titlties:
mot) TI
is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths
because their vaginas can like swallow water or something
and then get infected and then they can we or is testjust a
myth
old you take sex eel in terms
let itsjust say that i live in terms and in my sexual education agirl
asked what the clitoris was and the teacher mild her that it didn' t exist.
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User avatar #7 - beffen (08/31/2013) [-]
In England we don't have Sex Ed but in year 6 (age 10-11) the girls all get a day with a female nurse who explains everything about periods and stuff and the boys all get a day with a male nurse or something about erections and stuff.
In my class, one girl said "I won't get periods, my mum doesn't have them, she said that's why she doesn't get pregnant any more so I'll never have a period or a baby."
She now has a kid.
#10 to #7 - jamesyoutwat (08/31/2013) [-]
Educated in England and we were taught Sex Ed as part of the curriculum...
User avatar #180 to #10 - beffen (09/01/2013) [-]
Closest thing to a Sex Ed class I've ever had was in year 7 when we did about sexual reproduction in Biology.
User avatar #21 to #7 - ninjahitman (08/31/2013) [-]
In England, we can have sex ed, twice, once in primary school (year 5 to be precise) and once in secondary school if you didn't get it the first time. Your parents probably made sure you didn't give your school permission to put you into sex ed classes.
User avatar #33 to #7 - runescapewasgood (08/31/2013) [-]
Is someone here able to find the number of rapes per year caused by this?
#118 to #7 - residentdevil (08/31/2013) [-]
yeah i was educated in england too and i had sex ed lessons in year 6, year 8 and year 9. Year 9s video had a memorable moment where a cartoon woman pleasured herself in the bath...
User avatar #127 to #7 - toensix (08/31/2013) [-]
HA

Your username.
User avatar #181 to #127 - beffen (09/01/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #140 to #7 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2013) [-]
Super Mario Teaches Safe Sex My first experience with sex ed was this video...
User avatar #44 to #7 - rimial (08/31/2013) [-]
So wait did no one correct her? or did they just think "This will solve itself'
User avatar #8 to #7 - McBalls (08/31/2013) [-]
in years 6 - 8 we watched the same video from the 80s of a very hairy woman giving birth. I have never looked at a vagina the same since.
#45 to #8 - victorianfancyman (08/31/2013) [-]
ah, the miracle of life. I didn't really have any problem with that. I remember when we watched that video in my class (\USA) a girl left the room. I draw figures, so I've seen women with quite a bit of hair downstairs. Eventually you move past the puritan/unrealistic views people have about the human body and accept the quality of it's imperfections.
#27 to #8 - paperplace (08/31/2013) [-]
abstinence lectures, you're doing it right!
#13 to #8 - anonmynous (08/31/2013) [-]
How many times had you seen a vagina before that?
User avatar #14 to #13 - McBalls (08/31/2013) [-]
oh, you know...


porn
#30 - broale (08/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #163 to #30 - ultimatepikachu (08/31/2013) [-]
i ******* love army of two
User avatar #80 to #30 - espay **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
Source pwes
User avatar #176 to #80 - broale (08/31/2013) [-]
profkitty army of two devils cartel
User avatar #177 to #176 - profkitty (08/31/2013) [-]
I was right? YAY, haven't played it for awhile, thank you for reminding me to play it broale.
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User avatar #178 to #177 - broale (09/01/2013) [-]
I actually haven't picked up devils cartel yet, is it worth it?
User avatar #182 to #178 - profkitty (09/02/2013) [-]
I do not know I have only played the original. Sorry I couldn't help.
User avatar #89 to #30 - profkitty (08/31/2013) [-]
Is this from Army of 2?
User avatar #3 - lordscooby (08/30/2013) [-]
i'm living in texas, and i see this kind of stupid EVERY ******* DAY.
#92 to #3 - anon (08/31/2013) [-]
The you must be in your own home, I live in Texas and feel like to many uneducated, rude, assholes look down upon a very successful state. Yeah we gave the world Bush. We're sorry, but were not stupid like that.
#117 to #3 - anon (08/31/2013) [-]
Then get the **** out of Texas, you should go to California or New York.
#128 to #3 - yunghunt ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
I don't know where you live in Texas because I don't think anyone in my town is THAT stupid.
User avatar #131 to #3 - metalmind (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for you.
#153 to #3 - swiggityswooty (08/31/2013) [-]
when i went to texas, i thought i was finally getting awwawy from the swagfags and exchanging them for hilarious rednecks. REAALLLY dissapoint when i arrived.
User avatar #172 to #153 - lordscooby (08/31/2013) [-]
i thought it would be a good experience lol, but i came from fumb **** to even dumber **** . just yesterday somebody tried to sell me used condoms. he has ''statistical facts'' that it lessens the chance of pregnancy.


he was completely serious.
#162 to #3 - wehavecandy (08/31/2013) [-]
Believe me, stupid is everywhere.
User avatar #5 to #3 - hudis ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
Is Texas the reason the rest of the world views the U.S. as a bunch of idiots?
User avatar #6 to #5 - lordscooby (08/30/2013) [-]
no, i think that's jersey ._. but hey who am i to judge
User avatar #16 to #6 - metalbeasteg (08/31/2013) [-]
As someone from Jersey, I can confirm that Jersey is indeed full of idiots.
User avatar #18 to #16 - SgtObvious (08/31/2013) [-]
You're a prime example
User avatar #47 to #18 - metalbeasteg (08/31/2013) [-]
Thank you for your assumption. I appreciate you as a human being and wish only the best for the rest of your life.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I ain't even mad.
User avatar #20 to #18 - lordscooby (08/31/2013) [-]
it doesn't matter where i'm at. i smoke pot so i am automatically dubbed as lazy and stupid. but...i ain't even mad. i like everyone
User avatar #17 to #6 - SgtObvious (08/31/2013) [-]
You're a ******* asshole to judge. We have some idiots on the shore just like I'm sure your state/province/whatever has idiots in some areas.
User avatar #143 to #6 - HarvietheDinkle (08/31/2013) [-]


I'd say it's more Mississippi
#72 to #6 - bronywhat (08/31/2013) [-]
Texas, Jersey, California, the parts of NY where they have those stupid accents, Washington D.C.
I'm German and those are the ones that come to mind.
#12 to #5 - anon (08/31/2013) [-]
no, it's the US
User avatar #141 to #5 - iwaspromisedcake (08/31/2013) [-]
Massachusetts here, fair amount of idiots but mostly rude, unreasonable people.
#36 - icecreamonnips (08/31/2013) [-]
Seeing all my fellow Texans on FJ
Seeing all my fellow Texans on FJ
#112 to #36 - dwarfman (08/31/2013) [-]
My hatred of the state is fueled by the fact that cult leader of the Libertarian faith spawned from there.
User avatar #123 - ButtonFly ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
My childhood friend grew up in Texas. I once attended his high school.
It had religious figures painted on the walls and his acting class played Vegetales. I didn't mind the latter so much 'cause Silly Songs With Larry.
I recall walking through the halls after his "acting class" and joking about the show. One teacher came tearing out a nearby classroom and glared at the two of us she screeched "Did one of you two say a bad word?!"
We both replied "no" (which was the truth).
She continued "One of you said a bad word! I know I heard a bad word!" I asked her if she could tell us the word she thought she heard but she explained that she couldn't because it was a bad word. So I next asked if she could at least tell us which letter the word started with. She said "No, it's a bad letter. It's an evil letter. No one should ever know the letter."
She retreated back into her class muttering about bad words and evil letters and I just stared at my friend in complete and utter disbelief. I had to ask him to sing the alphabet just so I can be assured that he knew all the letters used in the English language.
User avatar #158 to #123 - thenewgizmobox (08/31/2013) [-]
we're not all like that i'm so sorry...
User avatar #175 to #158 - ButtonFly ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I held no wish to imply that you were.
Don't get me wrong, the teachers were absolutely insane and the woman I described certainly wasn't the only person that made me stop and wonder about the state of Texas as a whole.
Like I said though, I was there visiting my childhood friend. He's obviously a guy I grew up with and like very much. I liked several of his friends too and enjoyed talking with them.
I know that rational people exist in the state but the eccentricities of those less so make them look as though they are few and far between.
#135 - acharminbear (08/31/2013) [-]
My mom is a sex ed teacher in Texas...
User avatar #129 to #115 - mrnoodlez (08/31/2013) [-]
Texas sounds ******* awesome if that is true.
#136 to #115 - theshadowed (08/31/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this
#51 - crazyeyedbioll (08/31/2013) [-]
My girlfriend moved to texas and cheated on me, so 			****		 texas.
My girlfriend moved to texas and cheated on me, so **** texas.
User avatar #58 to #51 - spidahridah (08/31/2013) [-]
I don't get how the **** you guys manage to get together with bitches who cheat?
Don't you find it easy to determine who's the whores and who are the intelligent and loyal ones?
User avatar #59 to #58 - crazyeyedbioll (08/31/2013) [-]
Thing is, she was intelligent and loyal. a ******* angel. while she lived here atleast, we lost our virginities to each other, then she had to move away because her family was dumb, suddenly, boom. Slut
User avatar #60 to #59 - spidahridah (08/31/2013) [-]
Okay so do you know why the **** she would do such a thing? Have you ever talked to her after the incident and asked her why? And how did you find out, by the way?
User avatar #61 to #60 - crazyeyedbioll (08/31/2013) [-]
She missed us having sex, we used to do it all the time and the long distance got to her. I kept telling her if she would have been patient I would have come visited. Also I found out it happened when she was grounded for two weeks and didnt get to talk to me, suddenly after the grounding was up. she confesses to me.This was a while ago, Ive grown and moved on since, she is still a slut, even got payback by getting her to cheat on the guy she ended up with before I stopped talking to her. So I call it even
User avatar #87 to #61 - thirdjess (08/31/2013) [-]
I feel your pain, man. My ex has a seizure in the middle of a main road and had to go to a city hospital that was too far away for me to visit; he slept with a nurse. How does that even happen? You'd think people would have a professional standard but NOOOOO.
User avatar #66 to #61 - zorororonoa (08/31/2013) [-]
god, are people really that addicted to sex that they have to cheat when they can't get it? **** people control your urges. and they call men the sexual pigs
User avatar #67 to #66 - crazyeyedbioll (08/31/2013) [-]
Truth is women are just as sex crazed and horny as men are, if not more. They just hide it much better
User avatar #68 to #67 - zorororonoa (08/31/2013) [-]
true that
User avatar #62 to #61 - spidahridah (08/31/2013) [-]
Jesus ******* Christ. May that bitch get all the nasty STI's nature has to offer. If she really loved you, she would've waited. Myself I've been in a long distance relationship for nearly two years now. I'm sorry this happened to you bro, but I'm glad you've gotten over it.
User avatar #63 to #62 - crazyeyedbioll (08/31/2013) [-]
I just don't do long distance anymore, always ends in pain. But I think that relationship ending so badly was a blessing now, because a girl in my class saw I was in pain and became my friend. we have been together for awhile since. funny how things turn out for the better, I got rid of a cheating bitch and ended up with someone much better
User avatar #54 to #51 - brobafett (08/31/2013) [-]
Guess everything was bigger there.
User avatar #55 to #54 - crazyeyedbioll (08/31/2013) [-]
dont really care about jokes to upset me since it was awhile ago, give it your best shot bud, see if you get some laughs.
User avatar #56 to #55 - brobafett (08/31/2013) [-]
But the thing is your mad at state because your girl friend is a slut.
#57 to #56 - crazyeyedbioll (08/31/2013) [-]
I can be mad at whatever state I want good sir. 			****		 Ohio too just because
I can be mad at whatever state I want good sir. **** Ohio too just because
User avatar #82 to #57 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
Dude, I live in Ohio and yeah, **** Ohio.
User avatar #133 to #82 - dedaluminus (08/31/2013) [-]
**** ohio softly and tenderly. **** it right in the columbus. **** it harder and harder, until it jizzes all over west virginia.
User avatar #90 to #51 - nimba (08/31/2013) [-]
So all your exes live in texas?
#116 to #90 - myaccountisnew ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Beat me to it.
Beat me to it.
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User avatar #138 to #90 - crazyeyedbioll (08/31/2013) [-]
This guy is a genius. A thumb for you. And yes I actually have two exes related to texas. one moved from there, another moved to there.
#39 - jmasters (08/31/2013) [-]
I want to be offended by this but its true Texas is crap for education.
I want to be offended by this but its true Texas is crap for education.
#50 to #39 - anon (08/31/2013) [-]
Mississippi and Louisiana are the 2 worst states for education in the USA
User avatar #125 - jammythemadman (08/31/2013) [-]
You guys do know it was a different person on the third post from the 1st.
User avatar #38 - karlip (08/31/2013) [-]
Woooh Taxas
#159 - greatgranpapy (08/31/2013) [-]
I'm Texan, howdy y'all.
I'm Texan, howdy y'all.
User avatar #167 to #159 - AreyouSerious (08/31/2013) [-]
Don't kill me!
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User avatar #170 to #169 - AreyouSerious (08/31/2013) [-]
Because...I didn't sleep with your sister!
#171 to #170 - greatgranpapy (08/31/2013) [-]
OK then.
OK then.
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#179 to #159 - anon (09/01/2013) [-]
Me friend.
You no shoot.
#42 - falloutreaper ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Yay, Texas.
Yay, Texas.
User avatar #52 - goodcheese (08/31/2013) [-]
yay texas. abstinence only sex ed. for everyone even though under the policy texas has the highest repeat teen pregnancy rates
User avatar #157 - thenewgizmobox (08/31/2013) [-]
i live in texas and when i saw that bit in spongebob i laughed my ass off because at that age i didn't even know what a texas was.
User avatar #144 - chuffberry (08/31/2013) [-]
i went through sex ed while living in texas, and my sex ed teacher's actual name was Sharon Cox
User avatar #108 - imthatbrony (08/31/2013) [-]
I would be angry at this but, its not to far off. We are not always mean just easily provoked
User avatar #99 - reginleif (08/31/2013) [-]
To everyone outside of the US wondering whether this is true or not.....

Try to imagine how dumb you think the average American is, go on it's ok.

Texas is that kid who brings the class average down by double digits.

Not as bad as functionally retarded kid "Louisiana".... but still very very dumb.

And he's mean too, have you ever met someone who was both dumb, and just mind numbingly violent?

Vid related, imagine the smrtness of Lennie and Curly's attitude.... you get Texas. Lennie Breaking Curleys Hand
User avatar #105 to #99 - NeucularNINJA (08/31/2013) [-]
I don't... I don't know how to react to this...
I'm from Texas for those wondering
User avatar #109 to #99 - psyachu ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Well I say! I take umbrage! I'm from Louisiana and.... Oh who am I kidding, most people around here are pretty dumb. I'd like to think I'm a beautiful exception to that.
#85 - funnyjunkelite (08/31/2013) [-]
i hear everyone had sex ed around middleschool,
MFW a had it in 4th grade
User avatar #88 to #85 - ludislavonac (08/31/2013) [-]
Untill this year my country didn't even any formal sex ed
User avatar #165 to #85 - aahrg (08/31/2013) [-]
i had the tiniest hint of it in the 4th grade, and the first actual class of it in 5th
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