When one door closes, another opens.. That would be pretty annoying.. audited: when one door choses, another one opens" imagine how annoying it would be titted  tumblr
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#45 - triggathepirate (10/20/2013) [-]
Or carry around tiny doors on your person, and walk through a neighborhood opening and closing them until you gain entry into a person's home to rob them blind, murder them in their sleep and sodomize the remains.
User avatar #68 to #45 - playerdous (10/21/2013) [-]
Okay Captain Hero.
#72 to #45 - Rascal (10/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#74 to #72 - triggathepirate (10/21/2013) [-]
I'm  THIS close to going to the video and making an entirely new gif so people stop using that 			*******		 ant feed of a caption.
I'm THIS close to going to the video and making an entirely new gif so people stop using that ******* ant feed of a caption.
User avatar #76 to #74 - majormoron (10/21/2013) [-]
Do it faggot.

No seriously, I would love it
#78 to #76 - triggathepirate (10/21/2013) [-]
Aye she's bigger, clearer, smoother . ...I left out the bend.  If you prefer it... Hold your 			******		 tongue cause I don't give a rats ass.   
   
 No really, while i'm still 			*******		 with it, what?
Aye she's bigger, clearer, smoother . ...I left out the bend. If you prefer it... Hold your ****** tongue cause I don't give a rats ass.

No really, while i'm still ******* with it, what?
User avatar #83 to #78 - majormoron (10/21/2013) [-]
This looks so much better. Thanks bro.
User avatar #81 to #78 - majormoron (10/21/2013) [-]
Im not sure I get it. Its a pixel?
User avatar #82 to #81 - majormoron (10/21/2013) [-]
nvm wouldnt load the first time
#79 to #76 - triggathepirate (10/21/2013) [-]
Also complimentary open up this 			*******		 pit.gif   
   
 I 			*******		 love these    
 No really    
 They arouse me    
 Sexually    
 It's unhealthy    
 I make dozens.
Also complimentary open up this ******* pit.gif

I ******* love these
No really
They arouse me
Sexually
It's unhealthy
I make dozens.
#77 to #74 - Rascal (10/21/2013) [-]
do it. The large text over the small text in the gif really pisses me off
#80 to #77 - triggathepirate (10/21/2013) [-]
Psst,
wait. Anons don't get notifications.
User avatar #51 to #45 - evanomicfour (10/20/2013) [-]
There are 2 types of people...
User avatar #53 to #51 - skeptical (10/20/2013) [-]
I think this is one of those special moments when a tumblr catch phrase is actually quite fitting. Thumb for you.
User avatar #56 to #51 - improbablyyourdad (10/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, people that are funny and you.
#57 to #56 - evanomicfour (10/21/2013) [-]
You are not the father.
You are not the father.
#75 to #62 - tkich (10/21/2013) [-]
Here, have a version of that image that doesn't look like it was taken with a phone camera.
User avatar #5 - dedaluminus (10/20/2013) [-]
That's what happens any time I try to set up a redstone circuit on minecraft.
User avatar #61 to #5 - rokkarokkaali (10/21/2013) [-]
One word: Repeaters
#8 to #5 - haqq (10/20/2013) [-]
dude, **** redstone. i can't figure that ******** out. how the *********** do people build ******* calculators when a sliding glass door was the biggest achievement ever for me?
#13 to #8 - xodia (10/20/2013) [-]
It really isn't that difficult once you know the basics.
If you just go to youtube every time you want to make something, and use something from there, you will gather knowledge of what you're doing over time, and find out new ways to do things. It also helps to have a small understanding of logic gates to make things like calculators.
Once you know how piston timing and redstone timing works, along with knowing every angle you can power a piston from, it's quite fun to make new things. Go in a creative world, test some **** out.
Using the picture as an example, this is a 4x4 vault door I worked on for about 30 minutes, and it's pretty nea
Redstone has fascinated me since Beta 1.7.3, when I first started Minecraft, and I've loved it ever since.
User avatar #16 to #13 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
Man, I feel you. I love redstone, especially making trapdoors with it. I have one set up right outside my house in the ground. If I activate a lever, a 4x4 hole in the ground opens up (There's no indent in the ground, either. I can't quite explain it, but it's 100% invisible) and the person falls to bedrock.
User avatar #19 to #16 - xodia (10/20/2013) [-]
It's flush with the floor, I know what you mean. The redstone for that must be huge! Trying to make the 4 middle blocks at floor level and what not.
User avatar #20 to #19 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
It's only a 6x6x3 hole at largest, actually!
If you want, I can assemble one real quick and send you a pic of it all in progress. ^.^
User avatar #21 to #20 - xodia (10/20/2013) [-]
I'd love to see it
User avatar #22 to #21 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
Okay, lied a little bit, it's wider than 6x6. I think it's 8x6. Possibly. I'll reply asap!
User avatar #23 to #22 - xodia (10/20/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting for it!
#25 to #23 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
Okay, all done. For the starter picture, this was just the pistons being put in place, along with the repeaters.
#26 to #25 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
This one is with all the redstone. Repeaters aren't flipped to their proper timers yet.
#27 to #26 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
Here's one with a side-shot of it all. The full amount that I required for space was a 10x8x3 hole, instead of the 6x6x3 I said originally. Oh well, still not large.
#28 to #27 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
Here's a aerial downview of it.
#29 to #28 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
Where the repeaters once were there are now sandblocks, because I forgot that you can just travel a current through any block. Once the pistons are pushed inwards, the current to them activates, forcing them to push upwards.
#30 to #29 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
Here's another shot of what the repeaters should be set
#31 to #30 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
Another shot. These just need to be set to 0. these are the ones that are right behind the sandblocks, the ones that let the pistons facing up push upwards.
#32 to #31 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
Another aerial view of it being a bit more tidy and cleaned up. Most of the circuitry is shown, this also showcases how compact you can make it. This is the shortest I've been able to get it. If you want to rebuild it and try to make it more compact? Be my guest.
#33 to #32 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
This is the switch that I use to get the entire mechanism to work. There's a redstone torch that's always on as long as there's no power being supplied to the block just underneath it. Once there's a redstone current going to it, the switch turns off, and the entire mechanism deactivates. This 'opens' the 4x4 hole.
#34 to #33 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
Here's a pic of it closed.
#35 to #34 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
Rather, that's open. Oops. Here's a picture of it closed. (A different block other than sand is being used to show where the hole is.) And there y'go! It's fun to use for traps and stuff. I've even rigged it to be used in a lava trap more than once!
#39 to #35 - xodia (10/20/2013) [-]
Your design, but compacted:
#38 to #35 - xodia (10/20/2013) [-]
I thought you meant a 4x4 trapdoor when you typed it, but you meant 2x2. I like your design, it's different, but just so you know, there's a little trick with pistons, where you can stack 2 on top of each other, and have them push a block and a piston to do what you've done, but smaller. It also can't be seen from above, which is pretty nifty.
You have the beginnings of a redstoner, just develop your compaction skills a little more ;)
#37 to #35 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
Here's a better pic of it being open, btw.
User avatar #40 to #23 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
due to post reaching its' limit: Thanks! Sorry, yeah, 2x2, not 4x4. That would've taken a LOT more redstone. >.>
Also, impressive. I've never thought of making it -that- compact. Guess it's back to minecraft for me!
User avatar #41 to #40 - xodia (10/20/2013) [-]
I could show you a tonne of other contraptions I've made if you want? I think you can PM pics, not too sure though
User avatar #42 to #41 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
i'm not sure either. Do you have a server that we could go on, possibly? I think that'd just be straight up easier.
User avatar #44 to #42 - xodia (10/20/2013) [-]
If you put the IP in of creativeplots.net, then do /tpa brindle549
User avatar #46 to #44 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
You're Brindle, yeah?
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#94 to #13 - rzkruspe (10/21/2013) [-]
Feel you, dude. Redstone is a hell of a drug when you how to make **** with it.
I've made a completely functioning 24 hours digital clock in about 3 days. Some parts aren't from me though (like the minute pulsating clock).

I am quite proud of it ^^
#95 to #94 - rzkruspe (10/21/2013) [-]
you know how to*

+Here's a rear view
User avatar #52 to #13 - whichever (10/20/2013) [-]
I started in beta 1.7.3 too.
User avatar #24 to #13 - assdoreponyfucker ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
but i am too lazy to
User avatar #36 to #8 - mookiez (10/20/2013) [-]
Encoders, decoders, full 8 bit adders, and misc logic gates. I'm in the process of making my second redstone computer. But I play on xbox so it takes ******* forever.
User avatar #54 to #36 - haqq (10/20/2013) [-]
yeah i play on xbox too, that might be why
#1 - xdiabolicx (10/20/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#6 to #1 - golnax (10/20/2013) [-]
Did you get that gif from me...?
Did you get that gif from me...?
#7 to #6 - thewisedane (10/20/2013) [-]
We can thank Hades for those gifs...
We can thank Hades for those gifs...
#9 to #7 - golnax (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh okay...
#93 to #9 - thewisedane (10/21/2013) [-]
But of course, you might have cropped that gif in the first place...
But of course, you might have cropped that gif in the first place...
#11 - kimmykimkim (10/20/2013) [-]
That'd have to be one fast kitty cat to have to get in a car to chase it
User avatar #12 to #11 - Temari (10/20/2013) [-]
You would have to be a fast runner to catch a cat. I mean, if a cat is full out running, you have to corner them, cause they are fast and they can get over and under and through obstacles quickly and easily. If the cat is just walking around, or not running much (like sometimes running sometimes not), then yeah, you can catch it.
User avatar #65 to #11 - bananarowboat (10/21/2013) [-]
the dude was peeing when the kitty cat got out, he has to wash and dry his hands, put his shoes on and then go and get that ******* cat.
#60 - FatherPedobear (10/21/2013) [-]
Get some revolving doors.
#50 - beefkakes (10/20/2013) [-]
**beefkakes rolled a random image posted in comment #7986 at The Cider Barrel ** MFW
**beefkakes rolled a random image posted in comment #7986 at The Cider Barrel ** MFW
#67 to #50 - playerdous (10/21/2013) [-]
I'm not sure how to respond to this buy I feel that I should.
I'm not sure how to respond to this buy I feel that I should.
#71 to #50 - shinzou (10/21/2013) [-]
omg my doors are opening/closing, better turn poney.
omg my doors are opening/closing, better turn poney.
#87 to #71 - schizoidfreak (10/21/2013) [-]
IDK but this made me laugh lol
IDK but this made me laugh lol
User avatar #73 - sierramistfourteen (10/21/2013) [-]
CABINET! WHO HAS LEFT YOU OPEN!? by Tobuscus | The Best Vines

basically this
User avatar #64 - scoobi (10/21/2013) [-]
There is a village in Italy or something where there are no front doors because they believe that a god protects them from being robbed so they get in by climbing up the wall I think.
User avatar #66 to #64 - screamingrock (10/21/2013) [-]
Weird...
User avatar #89 to #64 - cosmicapprentice (10/21/2013) [-]
I wanna go just so I can crush their dreams.
#47 - Rascal (10/20/2013) [-]
Just never close a door after you, so when you open a door the last one you opened will close
User avatar #14 - huffe (10/20/2013) [-]
cats don't really escape though... I let mine out several times a day, and it'll be meowing and scraping at the door within an hour...
User avatar #49 to #14 - yusay ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Well, escape is an odd thing to say. I let my cats out several times a day as well, but there are times of the day I don't let them out at all, such as the morning and night when most people in our neighborhood are walking their dogs (cats are very white and stand out like sore thumbs). If they got out at those times it could be considered "escape".
User avatar #15 to #14 - SognaVetr (10/20/2013) [-]
So you open the door and suddenly your car door closes and the keys are still on the steering lock.
#17 to #15 - huffe (10/20/2013) [-]
i think i just lost an iq point reading that
User avatar #18 to #17 - SognaVetr (10/20/2013) [-]
you're welcome.
#58 to #14 - neverunderstand (10/21/2013) [-]
I don't give mine a chance
I don't give mine a chance
#86 - silenthillgod (10/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #90 to #86 - flixoe (10/21/2013) [-]
You know what I have to say to that?
User avatar #2 - zaxzwim (10/20/2013) [-]
i would be a dick to someone and just open and close my doors about 100 times in a row
User avatar #3 to #2 - screamingrock (10/20/2013) [-]
LOL
User avatar #63 to #3 - screamingrock (10/21/2013) [-]
Who the **** downvoted me. I BROUGHT THIS AWESOMENESS AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME??

lol, just kidding. I'm sure someone just wanted to be a dick.
#4 - mydad (10/20/2013) [-]
**mydad rolled a random image posted in comment #789919 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** mfw
#10 - optimussum (10/20/2013) [-]
Just open the door that shut
User avatar #70 - mebbid (10/21/2013) [-]
If this worked I would carry around a miniature door, go to peoples houses, and break in with almost no effort by opening and closing it until the right door opens.
#91 to #70 - Rascal (10/21/2013) [-]
oh look! the top comment!
#69 - lovecranes (10/21/2013) [-]
It would be annoying, but think of it metaphorically. That may help a bit more.
User avatar #88 to #69 - cosmicapprentice (10/21/2013) [-]
I think everyone knows what it means metaphorically, the post is obviously a joke.
#96 to #88 - lovecranes (10/22/2013) [-]
Ahem, yes. I got that.
#55 - dontknowmeatall (10/21/2013) [-]
I never close the door to pee.
User avatar #48 - niggastolemyname (10/20/2013) [-]
This happens if you have a bathroom with two doors
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