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Tumblr #3. Don't look at the tags. sul cl clit) ) nclb: I' m laughing hard at the eerder sign differences between Canada and the US First we have Canada that' s

Don't look at the tags

sul cl clit) ) nclb:
I' m laughing hard at the eerder sign differences between
Canada and the US
First we have Canada that' s pretty okay, yeah greeting us in
French as well! Thank!
And then WE have America...
Jesus..
it' s like the whole country is a ******* theme park
Omg... America is lame. I' m ashamed to live here.
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#8 - Thenewguygunther (05/20/2013) [-]
tell me about your interests
"well i'm very passionate"
what about
"uhhh.. stuff"
#7 - comradvlad ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
What about the sign coming into America from Mexico?
#108 - doyoulikeapizza (05/21/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #1944506 at Friendly **
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#136 to #108 - mrcockman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #109 to #108 - willindor ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Dat relevance.
#138 to #108 - lookatmyhouseofwax ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Dude what
Dude what
User avatar #11 - indecisivejew ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
"America is so lame. I'm ashamed to live here."

After comparing it to a theme park? What the **** is wrong with that person? Like, would they be upset if they lived in Disneyland? I would love to live in Disneyland. Disneyland is radical.
#16 to #11 - broorb (05/21/2013) [-]
different people made the two comments, mate
#170 to #16 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
I have no idea why you were thumbed down, since you're correct
#18 to #11 - John Cena (05/21/2013) [-]
disneyworld is better
User avatar #4 - Flexo (05/20/2013) [-]
Hitler was 5' 8".
User avatar #26 to #4 - augustusxxiv (05/21/2013) [-]
So was Stalin and Churchill. Roosevelt was 6' 2" though
#61 to #26 - John Cena (05/21/2013) [-]
Not in his wheelchair.
#86 to #4 - haheho (05/21/2013) [-]
Tom cruise is 5'7.
#19 - Fagdust (05/21/2013) [-]
"Omg...America is so lame. I'm ashamed to live here."

Then leave, more America for the rest of us.
User avatar #112 to #19 - Daeiros (05/21/2013) [-]
Because that is exactly what the founding fathers did when they didn't like the British rule, they said, " **** it" and bailed. Ran off and hid with their tails between their legs. Didn't try to stand up for their beliefs. Didn't try to fight for change. Didn't try to make anything better.

Nope. America is built on the idea that if you don't like the way things are, you should either shut up or run away.

It is every responsible American's duty to remind people of this fact any time they complain. Voicing your unhappiness with the country is unacceptable in the land of free speech.
User avatar #117 to #112 - tylermcall (05/21/2013) [-]
You're kidding right?
User avatar #120 to #117 - Daeiros (05/21/2013) [-]
sorry, i thought the sarcasm was obvious.
it pisses me off that any time someone says something negative about America, some asshole feels the need to say "If you don't like it, then leave!"
it's kind of annoying that they really seem to think that everything is perfect and anyone that disagrees doesn't deserve that perfection
User avatar #139 to #120 - rieskimo (05/21/2013) [-]
Though most times people who say "love it or leave it" are douchebags, most of the time they're talking to whiny assholes who don't actually do anything about the things they're bitching about. They just continue to bitch about it and expect it to change on its own.
User avatar #127 to #120 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
She's ashamed to live in America because we have an awesome ******* welcome sign. You could replace it with the Old Spice Man and make him tell visitors where to look and surprise them diamonds and suddenly start riding horses, and it might compare with that sign. If your problem is "My country is too awesome and not humble enough for me," then you picked a hell of a country to live in. Humble-land is up north, bro.
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User avatar #123 to #120 - tylermcall (05/21/2013) [-]
Nah it's just early, and I've seen a lot of dumb comments like that before. Carry On.
#36 to #19 - ilovehitler (05/21/2013) [-]
Today is a good day to be FREE.
#73 to #36 - John Cena (05/21/2013) [-]
oh, by the way: new zealand said "Hi!"
#133 to #73 - xxpredatorxx (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm from New Zealand and I say that whole "New Zealand is the free-est" thing is definitely a liberal's opinion.
#12 - skiskate (05/21/2013) [-]
Fixed
#66 to #12 - John Cena (05/21/2013) [-]
heh
User avatar #1 - Iloldmypants (05/20/2013) [-]
That last one was gold.
User avatar #128 to #1 - brettyoke (05/21/2013) [-]
You mispelled "reposted 50,000 times over and over even on Funnyjunk so there's no reason anyone should think it's new."
#62 to #1 - John Cena (05/21/2013) [-]
omg dat comment XDXDXDXDX

Im so dune
#63 to #62 - Iloldmypants (05/21/2013) [-]
Not as dune as me.
#80 to #1 - John Cena (05/21/2013) [-]
you miss spelled "old"
User avatar #106 to #80 - Iloldmypants (05/21/2013) [-]
miss spelled...
you did that on purpose didn't you?
#20 to #1 - seriouslyblack (05/21/2013) [-]
now it is
User avatar #125 to #20 - kjelli (05/21/2013) [-]
easy there midas
#126 to #20 - John Cena (05/21/2013) [-]
looks green
User avatar #6 - Mebeshe (05/20/2013) [-]
******* "Margarita of pain".
#15 - fivefs (05/21/2013) [-]
All of America is a theme park, except instead of the right amount of height to go on a ride you have to have a the right amount of FREEDOM!!!
User avatar #38 to #15 - trollmobile (05/21/2013) [-]
money*
#60 to #38 - othelo (05/21/2013) [-]
welfare**
welfare**
#141 to #60 - John Cena (05/21/2013) [-]
Did you just imply, that the U.S have any kind of welfare? o.O
The U.S is a ******* country where, if you can't make it yourself, you are ****** .
#24 - climatus (05/21/2013) [-]
this
#75 to #24 - John Cena (05/21/2013) [-]
i could picture "her" saying this actually...

(Amy's baking company)
#116 - icelandicjesus ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #92 - spawnconnery ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
kinda tired of people saying how **** America is, I mean yeah it's got it's downsides, but it's still pretty nice.
#107 to #92 - John Cena (05/21/2013) [-]
The country is nice. It's the average american that's the problem.
#130 to #107 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/21/2013) [-]
ill admit most of us americans are annoying little cunts and i wanna punch the lot of us myself included at times but just like the rest of the world everyone is an annoying **** at times but us americans are just cocky as **** and fat as ****
User avatar #134 to #92 - skinless (05/21/2013) [-]
i also hate it when americans say they hate america, spoiled bastards don't know how lucky they are to live here
User avatar #135 to #134 - spawnconnery ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Damn straight.
#144 to #134 - John Cena (05/21/2013) [-]
Yeah it's exactly the same when stupid obese americans suddently doesn't want to support Israel anymore... We are the reason that US have become what it is today so i guess it doesn't hurt to support your israeli brothers?

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#23 - allion (05/21/2013) [-]
that merica sign kicks ass
User avatar #35 to #23 - delio (05/21/2013) [-]
New Zealand
#29 - workitout (05/21/2013) [-]
"Omg... America is so lame. I'm ashamed to live here."
"Omg... America is so lame. I'm ashamed to live here."
#43 - urbemarmis (05/21/2013) [-]
lemons and salt are natural; antiseptics. youd be helping the cuts if you did that
User avatar #69 to #43 - potterfan (05/21/2013) [-]
Squeeze a mix of orange and onion on that bitch.
#124 to #69 - urbemarmis (05/21/2013) [-]
honey too. a less painful one
User avatar #129 to #43 - brettyoke (05/21/2013) [-]
True, but it would still burn like **** .
#28 - combatplatypus (05/21/2013) [-]
Our sign is so much better than Canada's.
Our sign is so much better than Canada's.
#3 - gunnay (05/20/2013) [-]
i guess hitler was vegetarian because in german its "vegetarier" which inclues the word "arier" what translates back to "arian"
User avatar #17 to #3 - theugandanhero (05/21/2013) [-]
Or
veget-"ARIAN"
#48 - BillyRyan (05/21/2013) [-]
#3 I love it. Why stop there?

"Young and handsome, intelligent, witty, fantastic taste in fashion, passionate about video games, sweet and nice but with a dark side. They have the dedication and drive to accomplish huge, huge things."
#49 to #48 - BillyRyan (05/21/2013) [-]
"Lovable and cuddly. Has a nice sensitive personality and boyish features. Dark hair, and deep eyes. Has a quietly dominant air, and a voice that could move millions. "
#52 to #49 - BillyRyan (05/21/2013) [-]
"Dark skin, refined features, and fantastic facial hair. Has deep and firm convictions and loves true values. A decorated veteran, he has a love for his country and his religion."
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