Title. . When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like "thats a problem tor another day" and literally torgat about it and then in like elev
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When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like "thats a
problem tor another day" and literally torgat about it and then in like
eleventh grade I was like "oh my god"
YOU PROCRASTINATED YOUR THAT' S IT YOU
WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE I new to you
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#13 - iggyblanco (05/24/2013) [-]
I'm a guy and I started being attracted to girls around age 12. I procrastinated having sex until I was 20, but not by choice.
User avatar #183 to #13 - timmity (05/24/2013) [-]
i`m 22, procrastinating till 25-30 or when i get married, whichever comes sooner
#108 to #13 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
What does procrastinated mean?
(No really, I don't know what the word means.)
User avatar #122 to #108 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (05/24/2013) [-]
To purposely put off until later. Eg, being on FunnyJunk instead of writing an essay for school, thinking "I'll do it tomorrow".
#128 to #108 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
LOOOOLLLLL

pathetic
User avatar #104 to #13 - heartgoldawesome (05/24/2013) [-]
Volume 1 out of 20.
User avatar #109 to #13 - pimpinpenguin (05/24/2013) [-]
me too... me too
#58 to #13 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
no no no no part one has arrived.
#113 to #13 - touchmyweinus (05/24/2013) [-]
It was choice, just not your own.
#66 to #13 - theendermanman (05/24/2013) [-]
to bad... a few more years and you would have gotten your wizard powers
#102 to #13 - ucmerolling (05/24/2013) [-]
**ucmerolling rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at because everybody secretly wanted this ** it was by choice, the choice just wasn't your own.
#40 to #13 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
Chapter 1 part 1
#45 to #40 - perfide (05/24/2013) [-]
Pocket edition.
User avatar #101 to #45 - bumbie (05/24/2013) [-]
abridged
#50 to #45 - xtremedeath (05/24/2013) [-]
Its a 3 book series. this is just the first edition
User avatar #214 to #45 - yunouppercase (06/01/2013) [-]
brochure
#56 to #13 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
You really should've given the girl a choice.
User avatar #15 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2013) [-]
WHY THE **** DO ALL THESE ******* POST HAVE PEOPLE TYING IN ************* CAPS.
User avatar #215 to #15 - sabcy (01/07/2015) [-]
this was where we met, remember?
User avatar #17 to #15 - bitchesdigmagidoof (05/24/2013) [-]
IT OBVIOUSLY SHOWS THAT THERES A LOT OF EMOTION BUT EVENTUALLY IT JUST STOPS MATTERING BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT IT'S SO OVERUSED
User avatar #19 to #17 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2013) [-]
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I FIND THIS VERY ******* ANNOYING.
User avatar #23 to #19 - bitchesdigmagidoof (05/24/2013) [-]
I CERTAINLY DO
IT'S EVEN GIVING ME A HEADACHE.
User avatar #24 to #23 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2013) [-]
I am done doing that now.
User avatar #26 to #24 - bitchesdigmagidoof (05/24/2013) [-]
how done are you?
User avatar #27 to #26 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2013) [-]
medium rare.
User avatar #28 to #27 - bitchesdigmagidoof (05/24/2013) [-]
i am so done
#29 to #28 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2013) [-]
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I was hopping you wouldn't say that.
User avatar #30 to #29 - bitchesdigmagidoof (05/24/2013) [-]
i'm sorry.
#31 to #30 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2013) [-]
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It's okay
#91 to #90 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2013) [-]
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dman that is sexy
#96 to #92 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2013) [-]
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ewwww to much boob
User avatar #33 to #30 - thelordofbutthurt (05/24/2013) [-]
This convo.
User avatar #36 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2013) [-]
what about it ??
User avatar #38 to #36 - thelordofbutthurt (05/24/2013) [-]
its glorious.
#39 to #38 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2013) [-]
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ah, well good to know
#80 to #39 - illusiveshade **User deleted account** (05/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #81 to #80 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2013) [-]
and all you did as add to them
User avatar #105 to #15 - kualeifarne (05/24/2013) [-]
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL PEOPLE
User avatar #106 to #105 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2013) [-]
OH BOY THAT TAKES ME BACK TO THE EARLY YEARS OF MY INTERNETING CLEAR BACK TO LIKE 02
User avatar #140 to #105 - cabbagemayhem (05/24/2013) [-]
IT'S "CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL". STOP TACKING PEOPLE ON THE END
User avatar #199 to #140 - kualeifarne (05/24/2013) [-]
It doesn't sound right without 'peole' at the end, if not that included, it should be a 'the' in front of 'cool'
#208 to #199 - cabbagemayhem (05/24/2013) [-]
Did I give you the impression this was negotiable? Sorry.
#49 to #15 - catdogdora (05/24/2013) [-]
IT'S BECAUSE THEY'VE NEVER HEARD OF AN EXCLAMATION POINT
IT'S BECAUSE THEY'VE NEVER HEARD OF AN EXCLAMATION POINT
User avatar #7 - jessieqwertyu (05/24/2013) [-]
I have boiled down to just hating pretty much everyone
User avatar #16 to #7 - aldheim (05/24/2013) [-]
I just like to convince myself relationships are stupid.
I'm not lonely, I have friends.
User avatar #18 to #16 - jessieqwertyu (05/24/2013) [-]
I actually do have a little circle of friends. I dont like anyone romantically anymore, because the last guy I did started being an ass to me. I wasnt putting up with that **** . Now I havent wanted to have a relationship in a while. I try to convince myself that i am happy and that relationships are stupid.
User avatar #20 to #18 - aldheim (05/24/2013) [-]
I've just never had a serious relationship.
Don't really want one.
User avatar #48 to #7 - twofreegerbils (05/24/2013) [-]
Try not to cut yourself on all that edge
#116 - weenieandthebutt (05/24/2013) [-]
I first got into girls when I was 15 and although it was quite sad that I wasn't liked or acknowledged by any of them, I didn't let that bother me. When I was 19 and in my first year of uni, I started hitting on girls more frequently and although I still got the multitudes of rejections, shoves and the odd "			****		 off"s, my main priority were my friends and I didn't let it hamper my uni life or my studies.    
By the time I was 21, this is when it started to hit me hard. I fell into depression that I was still a virgin, had no girlfriend and the only kiss I had was from this obese munter. I soon became obsessed with hitting on girls where it'd distract me from my relationship with me friends, my own studies and my compulsion to workout intensively and go on strict diets that were borderline anorexic. I was in my third year of uni where my academic year was more crucial and although I had experienced the enjoyment of making out with a couple of girls, I did really badly during my exams due to my unstable emotions and my inability to focus due to sexual deprivation. Now, I'm 24 and although I've made out with almost 40 girls altogether (and maybe felt boob and ass along the way), I still haven't had a girlfriend nor had sex.   
My hatred, my bitterness, my loneliness, my insecurity, my low self-esteem is currently pushing me to lift at gym which I'd been doing for 3 solid months so far.    
   
tl;dr: Being lonely and sexually deprived isn't too bad when you're young but once you reach your 20s, that's when it starts to hit you hard. It's caused me to procrastinate from my studies and other important things in life and some of my friends often brushed off my problems like as if they weren't a big deal.
I first got into girls when I was 15 and although it was quite sad that I wasn't liked or acknowledged by any of them, I didn't let that bother me. When I was 19 and in my first year of uni, I started hitting on girls more frequently and although I still got the multitudes of rejections, shoves and the odd " **** off"s, my main priority were my friends and I didn't let it hamper my uni life or my studies.
By the time I was 21, this is when it started to hit me hard. I fell into depression that I was still a virgin, had no girlfriend and the only kiss I had was from this obese munter. I soon became obsessed with hitting on girls where it'd distract me from my relationship with me friends, my own studies and my compulsion to workout intensively and go on strict diets that were borderline anorexic. I was in my third year of uni where my academic year was more crucial and although I had experienced the enjoyment of making out with a couple of girls, I did really badly during my exams due to my unstable emotions and my inability to focus due to sexual deprivation. Now, I'm 24 and although I've made out with almost 40 girls altogether (and maybe felt boob and ass along the way), I still haven't had a girlfriend nor had sex.
My hatred, my bitterness, my loneliness, my insecurity, my low self-esteem is currently pushing me to lift at gym which I'd been doing for 3 solid months so far.

tl;dr: Being lonely and sexually deprived isn't too bad when you're young but once you reach your 20s, that's when it starts to hit you hard. It's caused me to procrastinate from my studies and other important things in life and some of my friends often brushed off my problems like as if they weren't a big deal.
User avatar #153 to #116 - markertemp (05/24/2013) [-]
Look at the bright side, it's gotten you into an exercise regimen.
User avatar #186 to #116 - garymotherfingoak (05/24/2013) [-]
you shouldn't worry about sex at all, but rather finding a companion.
User avatar #187 to #186 - weenieandthebutt (05/24/2013) [-]
That's why I mentioned the girlfriend bit. It wouldn't be too bad remaining a virgin if I had a girlfriend but I just want to feel that acceptance and experience the feel of tenderly holding a girl in your arms.
User avatar #188 to #187 - garymotherfingoak (05/24/2013) [-]
ah, that.

The wisest guy i know didn't even have his first kiss until he was 33. he lost his virginity to that same woman, and married that same woman. not to mention she was a 10/10 in smarts and looks. so you never get too old to find somebody.
User avatar #190 to #188 - weenieandthebutt (05/24/2013) [-]
Maybe he was a virgin by choice and probably already desired by many women but chose to reject them since he wanted to find the 'perfect' one. Still an amazing story though so I really hope that it's all true.
User avatar #191 to #190 - garymotherfingoak (05/24/2013) [-]
>virgin by choice
>perfect one

pffft, not hardly. he's a user on here, and an awesome one at that.
User avatar #168 to #116 - asongulol (05/24/2013) [-]
What's your race? If you're caucasian, just go to Asia and have all the girls you want.
User avatar #182 to #168 - weenieandthebutt (05/24/2013) [-]
I'm a ********** who lives in the UK. Although most of the girls who I've gotten off with are white, white girls still tend to be more racially selective than anyone else. Being a black guy automatically gets you laid, being a white guy is still desirable but if you're an Asian or an Arab, then it's a lot harder.
User avatar #189 to #182 - asongulol (05/24/2013) [-]
lol I'm Asian. I'm naturally funny without really exerting effort. Just be fun to be with. That's how I get my 5 inch dick wet.
User avatar #193 to #189 - weenieandthebutt (05/24/2013) [-]
I can crack jokes and make girls laugh, I can hold conversations, I've been described by others as being a quite the 'character' but far from boring. Aside from my female friends, I've been told by girls that I'm quite good looking, I have a nice body (when I've taken my shirt off in drunken nightouts) but I still can't get laid. My personal flaws I'll admit are that I sometimes stutter or I seem a bit nervy when I speak, I don't have the deep manly voice that women melt over but it's those things I can't help.
User avatar #197 to #193 - asongulol (05/24/2013) [-]
just keep that up and a lady will get caught in your web of boyfriend material. I was 17 when I started losing my hair. I am now 22 and my head is completely shaven (sucks since asians usually get bald in their 60's). I kept my cool and got my love life going.

User avatar #198 to #197 - weenieandthebutt (05/24/2013) [-]
I have a lock full of hair, a decent body but still can't get laid. Lucky you're able to not let unfortunate things impede you.
User avatar #200 to #198 - asongulol (05/24/2013) [-]
I fell into depression when I started loosing hair at a young age. Being half deaf didn't make it any better. I just keep on soldiering on. I grabbed life by the collar and bitch slapped it's ugly face. You can too!
User avatar #202 to #200 - weenieandthebutt (05/24/2013) [-]
I've read all those stupid pick up books like The Game, Mystery Method which had enhanced my understanding in the female population but it made my approach even worse. My friends are ******* useless in helping me out with girls, I've had no one to teach me how to pick up, how to socialize with women etc and to be honest, I have no idea where to start. If I can't pick up women with personality, then I'm hoping to attract them with my body just like Zyzz (who I'm using as inspiration at the moment).
#201 to #116 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
Uh... I'm sorry for saying cliche stuff, but, I'm gonna say it anyway: just be yourself.
Whatever everyone else tells you, be yourself. You will push some people away but you will bring the ones that accept you a little closer.
Don't ever give up on your friends, they are everything in your life. You may find a girlfriend, but you will never find happiness if you don't have friends. Just imagine your life without friends, your eventual girlfriend would be the only person in your life besides family, you would cling to her. Believe me: no girl likes clingy guys.
If you feel really depressed, you should seek a therapist.
Have a nice day and I hope I helped. I've been a similar situation (loneliness and stuff) and I missed my friends more than everything in the whole world.
User avatar #127 to #116 - zeldapronmaster (05/24/2013) [-]
Are you Johnny Bravo?
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#151 - shadowbreech (05/24/2013) [-]
**shadowbreech rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at dat ass **
what she was busy doing
User avatar #152 to #151 - markertemp (05/24/2013) [-]
That..... actually fits.
User avatar #8 - kevinspacey **User deleted account** (05/24/2013) [-]
i doubt that this is true, unless she just has like the lowest sex drive imaginable without being asexual
User avatar #86 to #8 - sabcy (05/24/2013) [-]
I was asexual, then pansexual, then bisexual, now I'm straight
eh
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User avatar #55 to #8 - tulioandmiguel (05/24/2013) [-]
Not really, the same thing happened to me, 3 years ago I thought I was str8, but I began to like guys as well, and sometimes would even fap to hot guys, but then I stopped doing it for about a year and a half, I don't know why, maybe I found more str8 porn than gay porn, and was still discovering fetishes, so It was easier to fap to str8 porn, and I never really thought about it, but after that year and a half passed, I started looking at gay porn again, and after a while I realized I was gay(first I thought I was bi, but after a while I realized I don't like girls at all), and it was a shock for me... I had kinda forgotten about it...
#59 to #55 - thepink (05/24/2013) [-]
your username and avatar make me want to love you.

but then str8 happened

Everything we could have been is gone now
#68 to #59 - tulioandmiguel (05/24/2013) [-]
It's just that I am not really sure on how to type "straight", ( English is not my main language, and didn't knew if that's the right way to type it, so I thought it would be easier to just type like that to save some time )...

( I really want your love :c )
#70 to #68 - thepink (05/24/2013) [-]
aw man now I feel like a dicksicle.   
   
Cats make it better?
aw man now I feel like a dicksicle.

Cats make it better?
#72 to #70 - tulioandmiguel (05/24/2013) [-]
Yay, kittens. ( Sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel like a dicksicle ). It's all good. :3
#75 to #72 - thepink (05/24/2013) [-]
no longer a popsicle comprised of dicks   
   
today was a good day
no longer a popsicle comprised of dicks

today was a good day
#76 to #75 - tulioandmiguel (05/24/2013) [-]
I don't know what you have against a dicksicle tough, sounds great to me.
I don't know what you have against a dicksicle tough, sounds great to me.
#78 to #76 - thepink (05/24/2013) [-]
I will never be able to unsee the things that have flooded into my brain just now
I will never be able to unsee the things that have flooded into my brain just now
User avatar #89 to #78 - sabcy (05/24/2013) [-]
just let it soak in... you wouldn't be able to retain your sexual discipline for very long anyways.
#62 to #55 - xxpredatorxx (05/24/2013) [-]
You started looking at gay porn... THEN you realized that you were gay? That just seems so strange to me because I knew I liked girls years before I even discovered porn.
User avatar #69 to #62 - tulioandmiguel (05/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, It was weird, I thought I was straight, I even dated at girl when I was younger ( 14 or so )...
User avatar #71 to #69 - tulioandmiguel (05/24/2013) [-]
( and after I started looking at gay porn I thought I was bi, because for a good time I really was looking at both kinds of porn )...
#147 - fuckuberfunny (05/24/2013) [-]
** ************* rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Smooth ** mfw im gay
#32 - alexwise (05/24/2013) [-]
more like just a queen
User avatar #37 to #32 - faridahmalik (05/24/2013) [-]
And who's your queen, Adam?
User avatar #209 to #37 - alexwise (05/25/2013) [-]
he didnt ask for one. bitch
User avatar #156 - shishabar (05/24/2013) [-]
i think i started masturbating at 11
#194 to #156 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
i started when i was 10...it was accidental at first and i almost cried thats now good it felt.
#195 to #194 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
and by now i meant how ps im a female
#178 to #156 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
me to looking back i think it might have been a little too early
#41 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
Okay, so I don't know why I'm asking Funnyjunk this, but this girl wants me to sneak out tonight and do the nasty with her, but we're both young teens and I'm nervous.

What do
User avatar #139 to #41 - trazan (05/24/2013) [-]
Some people will probably not agree with me but I say It's just sex. If she were the one to propose it she obviously wants you really much and that makes it more fun.

My tip to you is to wear protection(or make absolutley sure she is on pills) , enjoy it and finally relax and have fun. The first time doesn't have to be with the love of your life as long as you feel comfortable. Sex is fun as hell and who knows maybe it develops into something more later or perhaps it doesn't it doesn't matter
#176 to #41 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
just roll with it man its a little nerve wracking at first but once your in the moment and you got a boner youll know what to do
#60 to #41 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
just make sure to use protection, and you should be fine
#99 to #60 - luckyleprechaun (05/24/2013) [-]
Why u do dis?
User avatar #43 to #41 - Schwarzenegger (05/24/2013) [-]
Do her.
#44 to #43 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
Lol. How do I go about putting the sex on her?
#46 to #44 - tikledpikle (05/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #46 - LexiTheUber (05/24/2013) [-]
PINNED YA!!
#192 to #46 - xxleeroyjenkinsxx (05/24/2013) [-]
**xxleeroyjenkinsxx rolled a random image posted in comment #130 at Makeup in 10 sec **
#148 to #46 - lolme (05/24/2013) [-]
**lolme rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Youtubers ** Jelly time.
#179 to #148 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
hey, i met theduhduh on battlefield heroes!
User avatar #64 to #41 - Yojimbo (05/24/2013) [-]
That sounds exciting. Do it. But use protection
#67 to #41 - apocalypseboyz (05/24/2013) [-]
Me, I'd do it. But i'm 19 and have had several successful sexual relationships. If you don't want to do it, don't do it. I chose to wait until I was with someone I cared about and it worked out for me.
#100 to #67 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
do you consider a relationship successful if it ended?
User avatar #157 to #100 - rieskimo (05/24/2013) [-]
Sure, why not? If you've enjoyed time with somebody for an extended amount of time, that's successful enough to me. Relationships are about connecting with somebody. Sometimes you're just not compatible with the other person, or vice versa. That doesn't mean you failed at the relationship, you tried and it didn't work out to be a permanent thing, that's all.

What's "winning" a relationship anyway?
User avatar #211 to #157 - taintedangel (05/25/2013) [-]
being together until one of you dies of old age.
#51 to #41 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
stop lying to yourself
User avatar #65 to #41 - taintedangel (05/24/2013) [-]
You ******* do it, that's what. Wear a condom and **** her silly.
#61 to #41 - bosshogoutlaw (05/24/2013) [-]
Dude think about it this way. When you're an adult, are you gonna be happy and proud of that decision? are you gonna want to tell you're kids "oh yeah, my first time I snuck out to meet this chick I didnt really know and ****** her on the slide at the playground."

Frankly, IF you have any capacity for forethought or have any aspirations toward being a respectable guy, I'd pass.

Date her, make her care, wait til you care, then **** the living **** out of her. That's how a good man and a gentleman does it.
User avatar #134 to #61 - garaichu (05/24/2013) [-]
I don't know if you care, and it's not really worth a damn, but sir, you have my undying respect.
User avatar #213 to #134 - bosshogoutlaw (05/28/2013) [-]
Hey man, I'm just glad some people out there agree. Live life well; it might suck at times, but believe me, it gets better and its worth it.
User avatar #210 to #61 - taintedangel (05/25/2013) [-]
Respectable don't get you pussy, it makes you beta.
User avatar #212 to #210 - bosshogoutlaw (05/28/2013) [-]
Actually, it makes you gentleman, and not a douche, tool, fag, etc. People respect someone with standards.
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User avatar #47 to #41 - OsamaBinLadenz (05/24/2013) [-]
If you say young teens, personally, I told my ex girlfriend no when we were dating because I wanted to wait until I had someone I knew I'd be with for a while. Do what you want, but be sure to think heavily on the pros and cons.
User avatar #115 - madeiradarling (05/24/2013) [-]
I procrastinated realizing my gender identity
#84 - lizardnigger (05/24/2013) [-]
come on, tumblr.
#14 - SILENCEnight (05/24/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #362 at Pictures of you sexy bastards ** one does not simply forget their sexuality for 6 years
User avatar #12 - Kibaxyru (05/24/2013) [-]
Screw sexuality
hehe
#77 - stocxt (05/24/2013) [-]
Did somebody say lesbians?
User avatar #129 to #111 - electrozz (05/24/2013) [-]
Dubs then trips. You two win.
#177 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
i think that this is a woman saying that which makes the being into girls things a little more significant
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