Title. . When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like "thats a problem tor another day" and literally torgat about it and then in like elev
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When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like "thats a
problem tor another day" and literally torgat about it and then in like
eleventh grade I was like "oh my god"
YOU PROCRASTINATED YOUR THAT' S IT YOU
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#13 - iggyblanco (05/24/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I'm a guy and I started being attracted to girls around age 12. I procrastinated having sex until I was 20, but not by choice.
User avatar #8 - kevinspacey **User deleted account** (05/24/2013) [+] (14 replies)
i doubt that this is true, unless she just has like the lowest sex drive imaginable without being asexual
#41 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [+] (25 replies)
Okay, so I don't know why I'm asking Funnyjunk this, but this girl wants me to sneak out tonight and do the nasty with her, but we're both young teens and I'm nervous.

What do
#46 to #44 - tikledpikle (05/24/2013) [-]
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #2233217 at Friendly ** peanut butter
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #2233217 at Friendly ** peanut butter
User avatar #15 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2013) [+] (28 replies)
WHY THE FUCK DO ALL THESE FUCKING POST HAVE PEOPLE TYING IN MOTHERFUCKING CAPS.
#1 - pappathethird (05/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#42 - Schwarzenegger (05/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #52 to #42 - Hreidmar (05/24/2013) [-]
Nobody said that in this post.
#116 - weenieandthebutt (05/24/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I first got into girls when I was 15 and although it was quite sad that I wasn't liked or acknowledged by any of them, I didn't let that bother me. When I was 19 and in my first year of uni, I started hitting on girls more frequently and although I still got the multitudes of rejections, shoves and the odd "fuck off"s, my main priority were my friends and I didn't let it hamper my uni life or my studies.    
By the time I was 21, this is when it started to hit me hard. I fell into depression that I was still a virgin, had no girlfriend and the only kiss I had was from this obese munter. I soon became obsessed with hitting on girls where it'd distract me from my relationship with me friends, my own studies and my compulsion to workout intensively and go on strict diets that were borderline anorexic. I was in my third year of uni where my academic year was more crucial and although I had experienced the enjoyment of making out with a couple of girls, I did really badly during my exams due to my unstable emotions and my inability to focus due to sexual deprivation. Now, I'm 24 and although I've made out with almost 40 girls altogether (and maybe felt boob and ass along the way), I still haven't had a girlfriend nor had sex.   
My hatred, my bitterness, my loneliness, my insecurity, my low self-esteem is currently pushing me to lift at gym which I'd been doing for 3 solid months so far.    
   
tl;dr: Being lonely and sexually deprived isn't too bad when you're young but once you reach your 20s, that's when it starts to hit you hard. It's caused me to procrastinate from my studies and other important things in life and some of my friends often brushed off my problems like as if they weren't a big deal.
I first got into girls when I was 15 and although it was quite sad that I wasn't liked or acknowledged by any of them, I didn't let that bother me. When I was 19 and in my first year of uni, I started hitting on girls more frequently and although I still got the multitudes of rejections, shoves and the odd "fuck off"s, my main priority were my friends and I didn't let it hamper my uni life or my studies.
By the time I was 21, this is when it started to hit me hard. I fell into depression that I was still a virgin, had no girlfriend and the only kiss I had was from this obese munter. I soon became obsessed with hitting on girls where it'd distract me from my relationship with me friends, my own studies and my compulsion to workout intensively and go on strict diets that were borderline anorexic. I was in my third year of uni where my academic year was more crucial and although I had experienced the enjoyment of making out with a couple of girls, I did really badly during my exams due to my unstable emotions and my inability to focus due to sexual deprivation. Now, I'm 24 and although I've made out with almost 40 girls altogether (and maybe felt boob and ass along the way), I still haven't had a girlfriend nor had sex.
My hatred, my bitterness, my loneliness, my insecurity, my low self-esteem is currently pushing me to lift at gym which I'd been doing for 3 solid months so far.

tl;dr: Being lonely and sexually deprived isn't too bad when you're young but once you reach your 20s, that's when it starts to hit you hard. It's caused me to procrastinate from my studies and other important things in life and some of my friends often brushed off my problems like as if they weren't a big deal.
User avatar #127 to #116 - zeldapronmaster (05/24/2013) [-]
Are you Johnny Bravo?
User avatar #7 - jessieqwertyu (05/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I have boiled down to just hating pretty much everyone
#147 - fuckuberfunny (05/24/2013) [-]
**fuckuberfunny rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Smooth ** mfw im gay
#151 - shadowbreech (05/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**shadowbreech rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at dat ass **
what she was busy doing
#175 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i'm 23 and virgin by choice, but i don't really want it but i am anyways.
User avatar #185 to #175 - iamwilldabeast (05/24/2013) [-]
"by choice"
User avatar #156 - shishabar (05/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i think i started masturbating at 11
#32 - alexwise (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
more like just a queen
#125 - cula (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#142 to #125 - conagheraxe (05/24/2013) [-]
You just wanted an excuse to use that gif.


Nice try.
#77 - stocxt ONLINE (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Did somebody say lesbians?
#111 to #77 - zombiesnipertwo ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
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#141 - americadubs (05/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #2 - dosburritos (05/23/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I'm almost in 11 grade and I'm still procrastinating it
#5 to #4 - adamnow (05/24/2013) [-]
Oh, I thought you meant you didn't know if you were straight or not.
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