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The lampocalypse

Only 90s kids will remember

Hid:
runty I it
Hi us:
n oso Fl n HEW:
If you den' t get this reference. yeu' re tee
young tor tumblr_
are you ******* Kidding me Pixar puts out a
movie enter year a eady would get this
reference
it' s not Pixar it' s a reference to that time in 1994
when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lest that day
It was a grim day tor mankind. My parents tees refuge in
a cave and thus saved us frem certain death: we lived
close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding
region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My eiether tought ene eff using only an egg whisk and a
pogo stick.
Only Bus ides remember the Lelpocalypse
My father still has the scars frem where ene stele his Kidney
Ironically, it was a darla time.
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#4 - sanguinesolitude (06/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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"ironically, it was a dark time"

that comment is the best part
#9 - mellyonline (06/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#2 - unclegrumpybastard (06/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#36 - bitchplzzz (06/16/2013) [-]
"Ironically, it was a dark time"   
   
Only tumblr comment that isnt cancer
"Ironically, it was a dark time"

Only tumblr comment that isnt cancer
#39 - cthumoo (06/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Damn, that last line's birlliant...
Damn, that last line's birlliant...
#15 - teenytinyspider (06/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THAT!? WHY!?

I JUST got finished with therapy last week! You're paying my bills!
#52 - SuperCookie (06/16/2013) [-]
If that first comment was serious, it's going to ruin my entire day.
If that first comment was serious, it's going to ruin my entire day.
#45 - poutinesalad (06/16/2013) [-]
All that for a pun.   
   
A damn good pun
All that for a pun.

A damn good pun
#13 - veryspecialagent (06/16/2013) [-]
I still can't turn on my lamp without slightly wetting myself.
User avatar #16 - toonlinktwentytwo (06/16/2013) [-]
DFTBA
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/16/2013) [+] (11 replies)
you guys know 90s kids is kids born in the 90s right
#30 to #28 - sparkysparkybooman (06/16/2013) [-]
Lol "sudo90's kids". You mean "pseudo90's kid"?
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/16/2013) [-]
Read the name at the top as "Edward's Poon Hands"
User avatar #6 - prettyflyforaderp (06/15/2013) [-]
i breathed so much air out of my nose when i read the last part
#14 - croc (06/16/2013) [-]
I remember that, the reason was that the old tungsten string based bulbs became sentient. This is why modern bulbs are spiral fixing the flaw.
#56 - donaldducksdick (06/16/2013) [-]
First tumblr post I've thumbed
#21 - zrazzer (06/16/2013) [-]
The horrors that took place then, so many good people lost.

Now look at us we trust them in our houses they are just biding their time waiting to strike
User avatar #23 - othagovna (06/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Reminds me of some ludicrous TV special I saw as a kid back in the 90s. It was some show looking at the idea of a technological "apocalypse" of some sort where all the electronic devices in our everyday life would turn against humanity and try to exterminate all human life.

It was showing dramatizations of things like a 90s fax machine killing a guy by pulling his tie into it (or something like that). Anyone else here see that special and remember what it was called?

Seriously though, wtf? Anyone here old enough to clearly remember the 90s should recall what electronics were like back then. To those of you who do remember, picture this: a 90s printer trying to rise up against humans.
User avatar #54 to #23 - jacksipian (06/16/2013) [-]
Maximum Overdrive, it had emilio esteves and was a stephen king movie, he gets called an asshole by an atm machine in the first 5 minutes, its awesome. Go check it out/.
User avatar #20 - tigersstripes (06/16/2013) [-]
This is probably the funniest Tumblr post i have ever seen. Thank you.
User avatar #1 - olmesy (06/15/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I never liked that god damn lamp. He stamped on that letter American history X style
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