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The lampocalypse

The lampocalypse. Only 90s kids will remember. Hid: runty I it Hi us: n oso Fl n HEW: If you den' t get this reference. yeu' re tee young tor tumblr_ are you Ki

Only 90s kids will remember

Hid:
runty I it
Hi us:
n oso Fl n HEW:
If you den' t get this reference. yeu' re tee
young tor tumblr_
are you ******* Kidding me Pixar puts out a
movie enter year a eady would get this
reference
it' s not Pixar it' s a reference to that time in 1994
when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lest that day
It was a grim day tor mankind. My parents tees refuge in
a cave and thus saved us frem certain death: we lived
close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding
region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My eiether tought ene eff using only an egg whisk and a
pogo stick.
Only Bus ides remember the Lelpocalypse
My father still has the scars frem where ene stele his Kidney
Ironically, it was a darla time.
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#4 - sanguinesolitude (06/15/2013) [-]
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"ironically, it was a dark time"

that comment is the best part
#50 to #4 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
I was amazed he used "ironically" correctly.
#46 to #4 - bummerdrummer (06/16/2013) [-]
How the **** do you have a reaction picture of people being scared of a threatening-looking lamp?
#55 to #46 - hairibar (06/16/2013) [-]
How the **** don't you?
User avatar #68 to #55 - sanguinesolitude (06/16/2013) [-]
seriously if you dont have appropriate reactions pictures i feel bad for you son.
User avatar #72 to #46 - thesupervillian (06/16/2013) [-]
You see, this is a picture of two elderly humans whose plot to drain the life energy out of a infant lamp was thwarted by said infant lamps parent. As the adult lamp slowly dries out the elderly, whom can not in fact escape this fate due to there already slow moving paces, the baby lamp attempts to flee the icy cold grip of the elderly female human.
#9 - mellyonline (06/15/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #31 to #9 - thisisyoface (06/16/2013) [-]
Why would you use up so much time to make a costume like that for a 3 second long reference XD
#48 to #31 - walkerjam (06/16/2013) [-]
1. Why not?   
3. Maybe he made it for some sort of costume party, but before he went he wanted to immortalize his costume by making this 3 second clip?   
5. I don't like even numbers...
1. Why not?
3. Maybe he made it for some sort of costume party, but before he went he wanted to immortalize his costume by making this 3 second clip?
5. I don't like even numbers...
#67 to #31 - andnowducks (06/16/2013) [-]
le funi ecksdee fase
User avatar #11 to #9 - alanflindt (06/16/2013) [-]
I actually made the springy noises in my head...
#2 - unclegrumpybastard (06/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - sanguinesolitude (06/15/2013) [-]
never has that gif been more relevant
#33 to #2 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
You traitorous heretic bastard.
#52 - SuperCookie (06/16/2013) [-]
If that first comment was serious, it's going to ruin my entire day.
If that first comment was serious, it's going to ruin my entire day.
#39 - cthumoo (06/16/2013) [-]
Damn, that last line's birlliant...
Damn, that last line's birlliant...
#40 to #39 - cthumoo (06/16/2013) [-]
BIIIRLIANT
#49 to #39 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
The last line was cancer. Look carefully.
#69 to #49 - cthumoo (06/16/2013) [-]
Oh 			****		, that's sneaky...
Oh **** , that's sneaky...
#15 - teenytinyspider (06/16/2013) [-]
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THAT!? WHY!?

I JUST got finished with therapy last week! You're paying my bills!
#19 to #15 - richiehf (06/16/2013) [-]
**richiehf rolled a random image posted in comment #500765 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games **   
   
   
   
One does not simply forget such event.    
We will believe we have forgotten, but we're only tricking ourselves.
**richiehf rolled a random image posted in comment #500765 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games **



One does not simply forget such event.
We will believe we have forgotten, but we're only tricking ourselves.
#36 - bitchplzzz (06/16/2013) [-]
"Ironically, it was a dark time"   
   
Only tumblr comment that isnt cancer
"Ironically, it was a dark time"

Only tumblr comment that isnt cancer
#13 - veryspecialagent ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
I still can't turn on my lamp without slightly wetting myself.
User avatar #16 - toonlinktwentytwo (06/16/2013) [-]
DFTBA
#10 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
Read the name at the top as "Edward's Poon Hands"
User avatar #6 - prettyflyforaderp ONLINE (06/15/2013) [-]
i breathed so much air out of my nose when i read the last part
#45 - poutinesalad (06/16/2013) [-]
All that for a pun.   
   
A damn good pun
All that for a pun.

A damn good pun
#14 - croc (06/16/2013) [-]
I remember that, the reason was that the old tungsten string based bulbs became sentient. This is why modern bulbs are spiral fixing the flaw.
#56 - donaldducksdick (06/16/2013) [-]
First tumblr post I've thumbed
#21 - zrazzer (06/16/2013) [-]
The horrors that took place then, so many good people lost.

Now look at us we trust them in our houses they are just biding their time waiting to strike
#64 - spangle (06/16/2013) [-]
MFW the lamps surrounded by house.
MFW the lamps surrounded by house.
#51 - ragnithenotfunny (06/16/2013) [-]
**ragnithenotfunny rolls 192** The number of lamps my platoon took down back when I was a field marshal on the Canadian border in northern Wisconsin. The naval battle in the great lakes was one of the greatest triumphs and tragedies. Pictures like this still bring back the shell shock or ptsd if you're a pussy; the screams and sound of glass crunching under my combat boots... the fire and smoke being shinned on by the search lights pointed into the sky... To this day there's not a single light bulb in my cabin.    
Our faces when.
**ragnithenotfunny rolls 192** The number of lamps my platoon took down back when I was a field marshal on the Canadian border in northern Wisconsin. The naval battle in the great lakes was one of the greatest triumphs and tragedies. Pictures like this still bring back the shell shock or ptsd if you're a pussy; the screams and sound of glass crunching under my combat boots... the fire and smoke being shinned on by the search lights pointed into the sky... To this day there's not a single light bulb in my cabin.
Our faces when.
User avatar #59 to #51 - trojandetected ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
*roll 1* i did not kill any
User avatar #60 to #59 - trojandetected ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
How i ******** this up i dont know the lamps did this....
User avatar #61 to #60 - ragnithenotfunny (06/16/2013) [-]
**ragnithenotfunny rolls 0**
User avatar #20 - tigersstripes (06/16/2013) [-]
This is probably the funniest Tumblr post i have ever seen. Thank you.
User avatar #1 - olmesy (06/15/2013) [-]
I never liked that god damn lamp. He stamped on that letter American history X style
User avatar #18 to #1 - lejimmies (06/16/2013) [-]
Holy **** that was funny
User avatar #47 to #18 - olmesy (06/16/2013) [-]
I don't think anyone else got the reference
#75 to #47 - lejimmies (06/19/2013) [-]
Well if they didn't, here's a .gif
Well if they didn't, here's a .gif
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