Starfish

#11 - sircool

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(05/03/2013)[-]

white suprema-star fish, arch rival of ****** shrimp?

#13 to #11 - rototornjik

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(05/03/2013)[-]

they stand no chance

#26 to #11 - crazyolitis

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(05/03/2013)[-]

What if they teamed up?

#77 to #26 - sircool

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(05/03/2013)[-]

impossible, whites working with black freely?

also, mfw your pic is quote from mass effect.

#130 to #11 - tiberioustyphr

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(05/03/2013)[-]

Somebody call Fanfiction

#8 - nooneofinterest

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(05/03/2013)[-]

Omnipotent starfish is omnipotent

#131 to #8 - queefquizzler

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(05/03/2013)[-]

Hmph, bow down to you?
BOW DOWN TO ME!

#133 to #131 - nooneofinterest

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(05/03/2013)[-]

I wont say this again

#134 to #133 - queefquizzler

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(05/03/2013)[-]

************ has some connections brah

#135 to #134 - nooneofinterest

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(05/03/2013)[-]

White suprema-starfish doesn't need connections

Only omnipotence

#136 to #135 - queefquizzler

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(05/03/2013)[-]

Little do you know, I am a pistol shrimp. Being ************ may have raised suspitions, though. I can shoot a bubble at you.

That implodes and creates a temperature so intense it rivals the surface of the sun.

#20 - Cleavland Steamer

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(05/03/2013)[-]

See this crazy ******?
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This is a goddamn Crown of Thorns starfish, and it is having absolutely none of your ****. This psychopathic bastard feasts all day on coral reefs, damaging the ever loving **** out of the underwater ecosystem. And don't even think about trying to stop it, it's covered in toxic rape spikes that can break off and lodge themselves in your flesh.

#22 to #20 - envinite

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(05/03/2013)[-]

I almost grab that ****** with my bare hands days ago. The damned water pressure save me.

#29 to #20 - dadukesta

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(05/03/2013)[-]

Holy **** that's ******* terrifying as ******* **** ****!

#86 to #20 - jarofdirt

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(05/03/2013)[-]

#96 to #20 - allion

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(05/03/2013)[-]

>toxic rape spikes

#46 to #20 - oodlesandoodles

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(05/03/2013)[-]

I would love to see that ************ try to get past Fort Kickass

#10 - crosskill

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(05/03/2013)[-]

The Starfish aren't eating the whale. They just want to be loved.

#40 - welfarekid

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(05/03/2013)[-]

Oh god, oh god, oh god. ****, **** ****.

#42 to #40 - craazhy

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(05/03/2013)[-]

omg, please no

ocean, go away

#87 to #40 - jarofdirt

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(05/03/2013)[-]

#4 - thinkwithportals

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(05/03/2013)[-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG17TsgV_qI

source, and its a seal, not a whale

#14 to #4 - corsairjoshua

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(05/03/2013)[-]

Whale sea about that...

#70 to #14 - anon id: 58ddfba7

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(05/03/2013)[-]

OH U!

#21 to #4 - popcornisland

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(05/03/2013)[-]

Don't you just love marine life.

#19 to #4 - fedexman

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(05/03/2013)[-]

#23 to #4 - CactusFantastico

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(05/03/2013)[-]

I'm disgusted and fascinated at the same time

#16 to #4 - lazragoon

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(05/03/2013)[-]

This really disturbs me for some reason.

#17 to #4 - vilememory

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(05/03/2013)[-]

And this link lead me to a video of a hippo biting a lion's head off.

#15 to #4 - hydromatic

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(05/03/2013)[-]

That's the creepiest thing i've ever seen..

#49 - qxangelxp

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(05/03/2013)[-]

Me daughter, Pearl!

#12 - heafi

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(05/03/2013)[-]

#81 - thepink

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(05/03/2013)[-]

Slender fish

#99 to #81 - iamkagji

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(05/03/2013)[-]

No eyes

Always watching

#93 - giustobuffo

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(05/03/2013)[-]

When I was 12 or so my family went to a cool beach with lots of tide pools that were filled with all manner of sea life. My brother and cousin and I found a rock in the shape of a bowl and filled it with water, then proceeded to get a bunch of hermit crabs and minnows and a single starfish and put it in the rock/bowl.

Came back 10 minutes later and noticed one of the hermit crabs was missing. We looked on the sand nearby thinking he had escaped. Didn't find him. Picked up the starfish thinking maybe it had walked over the crab, but the crab was gone. Then I looked at the UNDERSIDE of the starfish.

THAT MOTHER ****** HAD A BEAK ON STRINGY-LOOKING TENDON THINGS AND WAS PROCEEDING TO EAT THAT CRAB BY CUTTING THROUGH ITS SHELL.

I haven't been able to touch one since.

tl;dr starfishes are crazy carnivorous monsters. Don't **** with 'em.

klondikemonster do you remember this?

#128 to #93 - klondikemonster

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(05/03/2013)[-]

******* bad memory dude, I don't ever want to remember that horrifying creature again.

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