Snot.. . paddocked: dicktits: dits: : those password journals were so funny and useless like what kind of secrets do u have to keep when youre 9 "i made my brat
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Snot.

paddocked:
dicktits: dits: :
those password journals were so
funny and useless like what kind
of secrets do u have to keep when
youre 9 "i made my brat dolls
I first discovered masturbation when
I was 9 and I didn' t know what to do
with the cum so I' d wipe it on my
little sister' s door and tell my parents
she was picking her nose but only
my password journal knew the truth
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User avatar #4 - abject (08/25/2013) [-]
That snot right.
#48 - hueyfreeman (08/26/2013) [-]
Found my dads porn when I was 11, there was a guy getting a handjob, and well... monkey see monkey do   
   
my dad's fw he caught me
Found my dads porn when I was 11, there was a guy getting a handjob, and well... monkey see monkey do

my dad's fw he caught me
User avatar #77 to #48 - mondominiman ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
caught you giving him a handjob?
User avatar #80 to #77 - hueyfreeman (08/26/2013) [-]
That... doesn't make any sense
User avatar #2 - princepeanut (08/25/2013) [-]
i did that with my sisters cum at that age, not mine
User avatar #10 to #2 - steveearl (08/25/2013) [-]
da fuk
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User avatar #9 to #2 - elmozard (08/25/2013) [-]
Did you just...
#45 to #2 - gibroner (08/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #2 - elynichujy (08/25/2013) [-]
hnng
User avatar #3 to #2 - lordvimless (08/25/2013) [-]
wat
#33 to #2 - newbiee (08/26/2013) [-]
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#27 to #2 - vissova (08/25/2013) [-]
Should I be concerned?
#34 to #2 - fedegon (08/26/2013) [-]
I probably misunderstood what you said entirely, but I am aroused anyway.
#29 - solitaryweasel (08/26/2013) [-]
"dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick"
"dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick"
User avatar #83 to #29 - lordreginald (09/01/2013) [-]
Balls, my balls, and dick dick dick dick dick dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=f99njZJod2c
#39 - IamEllis (08/26/2013) [-]
I was like 11 or 12 when I first learned of masturbation and I could never ejaculate.I might have been a freak but there was no clean up   
   
MFW I didnt have to worry about aiming for a tissue
I was like 11 or 12 when I first learned of masturbation and I could never ejaculate.I might have been a freak but there was no clean up

MFW I didnt have to worry about aiming for a tissue
User avatar #52 to #39 - pwnedomega (08/26/2013) [-]
This is going perfectly to my blues song... Elmo got the soul
User avatar #59 to #52 - volatilis (08/26/2013) [-]
Just what song might that be?
User avatar #61 to #59 - pwnedomega (08/26/2013) [-]
player.streamtheworld.com/_players/citadel/?sid=17619

Listening to elwood and the bluesmobile. 8-10 on sundays
User avatar #63 to #61 - volatilis (08/26/2013) [-]
Many thanks.
User avatar #43 - ImsoObvious (08/26/2013) [-]
you cant ******* cum at age 9
User avatar #50 to #43 - biggrand (08/26/2013) [-]
you can ejaculate as early as there's a hole in your cack. it's just really clear until you hit puberty as if you were sterile.
User avatar #54 to #50 - ImsoObvious (08/26/2013) [-]
idk man my orgasms were as dry as the sahara until I was about 13
#70 to #54 - BroadSword (08/26/2013) [-]
Same here
#57 to #43 - tatertodd (08/26/2013) [-]
not since the accident
User avatar #49 to #43 - largilloquent (08/26/2013) [-]
not with that attitude.
#25 - Rascal (08/25/2013) [-]
I started fapping at age 7ish, but I never had "proper" technique (stroking didn't come naturally. I would hit my phallus back and forth instead.) I never ejaculated until about age 10ish when I started to go through puberty. Until then, all orgasms would be dry and there was no clean up.
#28 to #25 - bronywhat (08/26/2013) [-]
The good old days with no mess.
#67 to #28 - trivdiego ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
i remember it clearly... whenever you wanted, wherever you wanted, and no of the that ******* afterdrip
User avatar #23 - wittypotato (08/25/2013) [-]
>9
>ejaculation fluid

sure.
#68 - elcreepo (08/26/2013) [-]
So many people talking about their penises and childhood masturbation experiences...
So many people talking about their penises and childhood masturbation experiences...
#51 - Rascal (08/26/2013) [-]
No one has to believe me, but I promise with all my text that this is true.

I had a baby cousin around age 1, much older now, but this is about when he was 1. He had a tendency to go into his pants and pump his dick. My grandparents were his caretakers due to my aunt not wanting to deal with the child. Anyway, it was a problem that they would comment on, but there was little they did. I swear that I saw a white residue on the tip of his cock while in charge of **** duty. I also swear I saw a hair on his balls. I've seen so many strange things back during my childhood, I tend to just lock them in a dark corner of my mind, but every now and then something finds the key.
User avatar #38 - dessydegreemurder (08/26/2013) [-]
I had one of those. My password was "candy" and I'd tell all my friends my password and be like "but it only opens to my voice" but it opened to any ******* 8 year olds voice.
User avatar #58 - TommyV (08/26/2013) [-]
You didn't cum at age 9 unless you hit puberty extremely early. The testes do not produce semen or ejaculate fluid that early.
User avatar #78 to #58 - warioteam (08/26/2013) [-]
>tfw i hit puberty extremely early
#60 to #58 - lacklusterpelican (08/26/2013) [-]
You can ejaculate from as early as 18 months, please keep your idiocy to yourself.
User avatar #62 to #60 - TommyV (08/26/2013) [-]
Lol, no. The testes are not capable of producing sperm until puberty.

I don't know what your sources are, but try to do a little more research next time.
User avatar #64 to #62 - lacklusterpelican (08/26/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I was wrong, I meant you can have orgasms before you hit puberty. My mistake, I will take my red thumbs like a man now.
#76 to #64 - tubaplayah (08/26/2013) [-]
Settling an argument like a gentleman and going down with his ship. The internet just crashed.
Settling an argument like a gentleman and going down with his ship. The internet just crashed.
User avatar #65 to #64 - TommyV (08/26/2013) [-]
Ah, phrasing. I see. I suppose I could have worded it better.
User avatar #66 to #65 - lacklusterpelican (08/26/2013) [-]
I agree, but I truly am the one at fault here.
User avatar #15 - linktheawesomes (08/25/2013) [-]
How does he remember how many dicks to put?
User avatar #16 to #15 - crowd (08/25/2013) [-]
He just looks down and counts.
User avatar #18 - danzmanz (08/25/2013) [-]
wow wow wow... i thought you had to be like... 13 to cum
User avatar #19 to #18 - zplatter (08/25/2013) [-]
The only ones I know that didn't cum until that age, is the ones that didn't try masturbating before that.
#20 to #19 - auditor (08/25/2013) [-]
I didn't. It's very interesting. You can still reach an orgasm before puberty, but you can't actually ejaculate.
User avatar #21 to #20 - zplatter (08/25/2013) [-]
I am aware of that, I was probably fapping a month before it came something out, it didn't come to me as a shock because of porn but it made things more complicated xD
#41 to #18 - Rascal (08/26/2013) [-]
You still get the good feeling. Stuff doesn't come out until puberty. Its quite perfect actually.
#71 - latinotornado (08/26/2013) [-]
That moment when I went through puberty early and all these assholes in the comments below are scoffing at being able to cum at 9 years old. ****** don't even know how to puberty
User avatar #42 - lave (08/26/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who started masturbating when I was 5
Holy ******* **** did I just say that outloud @_@
#47 to #42 - Rascal (08/26/2013) [-]
no you typed it
#82 - dudesname (08/31/2013) [-]
well, my first was at age 13, while watching totally spies. felt an itch down there and started scratching, and one thing led to another pls don't judge me
#74 - cmurphyjrjrjr (08/26/2013) [-]
This person's username is dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick.

I am envious.
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