Pyramids. . fantasmo OTIS: What does this mean? That. my mend, is exactly the question you have to ash. YOU LEFT OUT THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOO
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Pyramids

fantasmo OTIS:
What does this mean?
That. my mend, is exactly the question you have to ash.
YOU LEFT OUT THE ************* CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY
FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3
TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS
HOW IT GOT THERE.
SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME WE HEARD OF THE
CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS ****
OKAY HERE' S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE
THAT IS SOME CRAZY **** .
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA
TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL.
THAT' S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE
HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL EDGE METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN
TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE
WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE
SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON
FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY' RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME
BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH' S ARK HAPPENED
OR ALIENS
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A
BILLION TIMES CREEPIER
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User avatar #4 - gravitystereo (09/02/2013) [-]
no better place to learn history than retards on Tumblr who can't stop using caps lock
#14 - SteveSlater (09/02/2013) [-]
There is no crystal pyramid at the bottom of the bermuda triangle. No research teams. No actual documentation. Look it up on snopes
User avatar #5 - quantumlegend (09/02/2013) [-]
Pyramids are used because they happen to be very good methods of stacking **** really high without falling.

And the crystal pyramid is ******** . Yes, there is a history channel segment of a guy in formal wear who convincingly describes these crystal pyramids. However, look up his name and he has no academic references or merit. Worse then Mr. Ancient Aliens by a long run.
#24 to #5 - Rascal (09/02/2013) [-]
But, that doesn't make the pyramids less creepy to me.
#38 to #5 - beliroz (09/02/2013) [-]
Why do you have to bust my bubble, man.
#34 - Welshhobo (09/02/2013) [-]
>Pyramids of glass, not crystal
>Methane vent from deeeeeeeep down
>Lighter than water so rises
>Increases pressure underneath it
>Force sediment downwards
>Sand and sediment becomes glass under the immense pressure
>Glass is straight
>Builds up over thousands of years
>Holes at top are the opening of the vent where sediment couldn't land.

Somehow "aliens" is a more realistic explaination.
User avatar #41 to #34 - fukermanjensen (09/02/2013) [-]
yea that'd make sense if the structure wasn't so even sided to the point of perfection like the others, that kind of precision doesn't happen in a " naturally" occurring structure. It's artificially made for whatever purpose, not saying it's aliens, but.....who knows with a structure that old
FYI I don't really believe in aliens but **** it if I can't figure out what made that **** ... ****** like Stonehenge all over again
User avatar #47 to #41 - Welshhobo (09/02/2013) [-]
Have you ever seen glass or heard of erosion?

Btw, i doubt its real - only people i've seen say that this is real are the same people who think that Concord was shut down because the sonic booms destroyed the eggs of our secret reptilian overlords.
#18 - Jesusnipples (09/02/2013) [-]
Fake or not that's cool as hell
User avatar #26 to #18 - roderick (09/02/2013) [-]
**** yeah it is.
User avatar #35 - nuciferatu (09/02/2013) [-]
It's a scam. They don't exist and nobody can prove the contrary.
User avatar #19 - trollmobile (09/02/2013) [-]
"smooth as hell"
well, if they've been under water longer than the aztecs have been, then well, that's what the ocean does to you.
User avatar #20 to #19 - thewowpimp ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
not to crystals though.

Ionic bonds and all that.
User avatar #21 to #19 - commontroll (09/02/2013) [-]
I don't know man, I just get super wrinkly when I'm underwater.
User avatar #8 - Mebeshe (09/02/2013) [-]
******** ITS ******* ATLANTIS
#1 - teranin ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
CAPSLOCK MAKES ME SOUND MORE INFORMED
User avatar #22 - minorian ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
This is the source where all the articles come from. Seems 10000% legit.
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#27 to #22 - Lewx ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
that ******* website
User avatar #10 to #3 - asumfuck (09/02/2013) [-]
for some reason yours wasnt linking
User avatar #15 to #10 - ronyx (09/02/2013) [-]
He added a dot at the end.
#40 - datfozzy (09/02/2013) [-]
Reminds me of
User avatar #23 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
Aren't they those 'vents' that emit methane, which changes the density of water or provides a sort of mist?
User avatar #32 to #23 - oceanmist (09/02/2013) [-]
Nah thats an awful theory.
#7 - Matengel (09/02/2013) [-]
i was almost freaking out after reading that we could have possibly come from mars lol
#11 to #7 - Rascal (09/02/2013) [-]
Christians are going to be so pissed if this turns out true.
User avatar #2 - nimba (09/01/2013) [-]
CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
User avatar #16 - detroitt (09/02/2013) [-]
I don't even care if it is fake, I am fascinated with theories of Atlantis, the Bermuda Triangle, and the deep, deep ocean, where we do not know for sure what lays beneath. Although I am fascinated by the oceans, I am terribly afraid of them and refuse to go into them.
User avatar #12 - onoir (09/02/2013) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't they explain that the Bermuda Triangle has had ship wrecks and air wrecks from methane vents?
User avatar #31 to #12 - oceanmist (09/02/2013) [-]
No, that theory is pretty much wrong everywhere. The biggest vents aren't even in the triangle, The theory only works in deep water where small bubbles under pressure in deep water expand into much larger bubbles, and most wrecks are in shallow areas, its a rare occurrence and the chances of nailing that many ships directly with large enough bubbles are slim to none, and planes fly way too high to ever be brought down by them.
#33 to #12 - astarothaufromage (09/02/2013) [-]
It's stored in massive fields of methane hydrate. Because of the pressure underwater they form field that look like ice but underwater, with a load o' dirt. They are everywhere man, but because of the seismic active they can crack a bit and the methane will escape, like a giant bubble. And when you happen to be sailing over one, your ship will just sink. For the planes that disappear, the gas is less dense than air and that ain't no fun to fly through.

Besides this **** , the weather is crazy over there, fog, storms and all.
#13 to #12 - Wallinger (09/02/2013) [-]
heard that to
User avatar #29 - painispleasure (09/02/2013) [-]
apparently there's a bunch of plausible reasons as to why the Bermuda Triangle loses so many ships, from a high density of methane vents, to pirates, to intense, short lived tropical storms. but no. a crystal pyramid. that's...that's much more plausible.
#17 - iloveburzum (09/02/2013) [-]
"the time in the bible before noah's ark happened"

Wat.
User avatar #37 to #17 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
"time before the bible says noah's ark happened"
User avatar #48 to #37 - iloveburzum (09/02/2013) [-]
Yes, I understand that. But noahs ark did not actually happen. That explains nothing of why that pyramid is underwater.
User avatar #49 to #48 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
It wasn't implied that it has anything to do with it. Just that it might have been there since before the time that it has been said that Noah's ark was built, even if it was never built.
User avatar #50 to #49 - iloveburzum (09/03/2013) [-]
No, that was quite clearly suggesting that it was above water till noahs ark. And if it wasn't, then why mention noahs ark? Which has no exact time its meant to have happened anyway.
User avatar #51 to #50 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
How did it imply that it was above water until Noahs ark supposedly happened?
User avatar #52 to #51 - iloveburzum (09/03/2013) [-]
Look mate, they're giving possible reasons for this pyramid being built underwater, i.e. HOW it could have happened.

He says aliens, he says before noahs ark.

Basically he's a tumblr idiot or whatever, spouting his **** .
But he's clearly trying to imply that it was built before the world was flooded, before noahs ark. Which means it wasn't in water. Just ******* read it again, and think about it, its not that difficult.
User avatar #53 to #52 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
It's not that I misunderstood the post, just that I don't know much about the history of Christianity and whatever the hell the bible says, so I thought that the world had the big oceans then already.
Or does it say that they were there already? You seem to know more about it than me.
User avatar #54 to #53 - iloveburzum (09/03/2013) [-]
Okay, sorry I lost it a bit there.

Essentially there were oceans before noahs ark, but the way the guy is explaining it, he clearly means that the pyramid was built on land before the flood, and then the flood happened, and the pyramid was underwater.

Its a side affect of this guy being on whatever, and not thinking about what he's saying much.
User avatar #55 to #54 - limegreentomatoes ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Though he did mention that it's on the bottom of the atlantic.
So unless god flooded the earth enough to make the atlantic, yeah, that guy is using something.
#6 - Rascal (09/02/2013) [-]
Except this is fake and there is no such thing.



How about you look stuff up instead of believing what random tumbler posts say?
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