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my physics teacher told us a (lui) teeny
three guys are on a eeat and they have tour cigarettes, eat he
lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What he they do?
They threw one cigarette over heard and the whole heat a
cigarette lighter
TEA times E
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#73 - justwantlaughs (09/20/2013) [-]
MFW i understand the joke.
MFW i understand the joke.
#227 to #73 - winstonsexton ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
MFW you're gonna explain it to me
User avatar #228 to #227 - qosfortyone (09/21/2013) [-]
the boat now has one less cigarette so its weight is one cigarette lighter
#229 to #228 - winstonsexton ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
MFW
as promised
User avatar #9 - enigmaticspirit (09/20/2013) [-]
A baby seal walks into a club.
User avatar #82 to #9 - legitlolz ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
and assassinates a baby Bin Laden.
That club was harboring a tiny terrorist.
User avatar #91 to #9 - candymilkcow (09/20/2013) [-]
better
User avatar #115 to #9 - ashler (09/21/2013) [-]
A fish walks into a wall...dam also fishes don't walk
User avatar #23 to #9 - finblob (09/20/2013) [-]
The bouncer kicked it out... why?
User avatar #24 to #23 - finblob (09/20/2013) [-]
Because no ******* seals allowed.
User avatar #294 to #24 - lilbigjoker (09/21/2013) [-]
9/10 made me laugh
#207 to #24 - thevsamoviessecond (09/21/2013) [-]
holy **** that was good
User avatar #37 to #9 - pootakka (09/20/2013) [-]
And says "What up, I got a big cock."
#4 - mmattis (09/20/2013) [-]
mfw I first read it
mfw I first read it
#5 to #4 - mmattis (09/20/2013) [-]
mfw I got it
mfw I got it
#14 to #5 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
I still don't get it. Can you please explain?
User avatar #15 to #14 - adu (09/20/2013) [-]
a cigarette lighter: The boat's weight has been reduced by one cigarette

a cigarette lighter: a tool used to light up cigarettes so they can be smoked

When they threw a cigarette overboard, the whole boat became a cigarette lighter.
#3 - wmpedo (09/20/2013) [-]
It took me two minutes
It took me two minutes
User avatar #181 to #3 - spartansquirrel (09/21/2013) [-]
Hey, it's ok friend.
User avatar #157 to #3 - machoflaco (09/21/2013) [-]
good, im glad im not the only one.
#239 - datfozzy (09/21/2013) [-]
Took me a moment   
   
For people who don't get it, when they throw the 4th cigarette overboard they make the boat lighter in WEIGHT   
So when the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter it's as simple as getting rid of one
Took me a moment

For people who don't get it, when they throw the 4th cigarette overboard they make the boat lighter in WEIGHT
So when the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter it's as simple as getting rid of one
User avatar #242 to #239 - garaichu (09/21/2013) [-]
Thanks.

Now I feel like an utter retard for not getting it myself, but thanks.
User avatar #243 to #242 - datfozzy (09/21/2013) [-]
Glad to help :3
#79 - bizzar (09/20/2013) [-]
Loading, Loading, Loa... HA
Loading, Loading, Loa... HA
#17 - Ihazfunkitty (09/20/2013) [-]
mfw i finally got it
mfw i finally got it
#19 to #17 - anon (09/20/2013) [-]
i still don't get it, can you explain?
User avatar #20 to #19 - rejiewednamor (09/20/2013) [-]
when you throw away 1 cigarette whilst on a boat, all the mass that's in the boat becomes 1 cigarette lighter
#59 - homm (09/20/2013) [-]
#236 - asqdmudkip (09/21/2013) [-]
it's 4 am and my brain takes some time to process things.   
Mfw the first 5 minutes before I process it.
it's 4 am and my brain takes some time to process things.
Mfw the first 5 minutes before I process it.
User avatar #10 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
.....
User avatar #11 to #10 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
............
User avatar #12 to #11 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
......................
#13 to #12 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #142 to #13 - phantomonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
My god that got you a lotta thumbs...
#191 to #142 - anon (09/21/2013) [-]
Key to thumbs: One response over many comments. Gives people more to thumb.
User avatar #194 to #191 - cabbagemayhem (09/21/2013) [-]
Forgot to log in.
#196 to #194 - anon (09/21/2013) [-]
Good thing I didn't forget to thumb down.
User avatar #197 to #196 - cabbagemayhem (09/21/2013) [-]
dumbass
#199 to #197 - anon (09/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #202 to #199 - cabbagemayhem (09/21/2013) [-]
You still don't know what you did. And, why are you posting anonymously?
#284 to #202 - anon (09/21/2013) [-]
forgot to log out
User avatar #317 to #284 - cabbagemayhem (09/21/2013) [-]
No, because dandyhandy
#329 to #317 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (09/21/2013) [-]
First time I've ever been mentioned in a comment, and I have no idea why....
User avatar #304 to #194 - psykobear (09/21/2013) [-]
Imposter!
User avatar #316 to #304 - cabbagemayhem (09/21/2013) [-]
You're one out of four people who actually got it.
User avatar #192 to #191 - psykobear (09/21/2013) [-]
Forgot to log in.
#256 to #192 - anon (09/21/2013) [-]
I'm laughing my ass off whenever this happens, cause it always ends with the same result!
User avatar #306 to #256 - psykobear (09/21/2013) [-]
It happened to me before and the people didn't get so damn butthurt over it.
User avatar #303 to #192 - psykobear (09/21/2013) [-]
Wow, what the **** ?
My anon comment gets +26 and my logged in comment gets -60?
User avatar #305 to #303 - psykobear (09/21/2013) [-]
Key to red thumbs: Accidentally post as anon and state that such a thing happened.
#261 to #13 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Alright people that is enough. I wake up and what do i find, to many thumbs on a comment of mine that is not really that funny or good.
#300 to #261 - dedaluminus (09/21/2013) [-]
I wake up and find that your comment has knocked mine out of #1...
I wake up and find that your comment has knocked mine out of #1...
User avatar #307 to #261 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
I know that feel. I commented "Same" in reply to someone and got like 130 thumbs. It's like... what passes for funny on this site?
User avatar #264 to #261 - perseeus (09/21/2013) [-]
why do you even give a ****
User avatar #265 to #264 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Because there is better comments out there than mine who deserves thumbs.
User avatar #267 to #265 - perseeus (09/21/2013) [-]
I said like what *****
User avatar #268 to #267 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Look for yourself, there is many comments which people did actually put some effort in
User avatar #269 to #268 - perseeus (09/21/2013) [-]
maybe, but anal
User avatar #266 to #265 - perseeus (09/21/2013) [-]
like what
#257 to #13 - cazabrow ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Was it really that funny?
User avatar #260 to #257 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
The content? yes. My comment, hell no.
#237 to #13 - gglai (09/21/2013) [-]
I feel like your comment doesn't deserve that many thumbs
User avatar #259 to #237 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
It does not.
User avatar #312 to #237 - cdsams (09/21/2013) [-]
Their were **** loads of bots. The rest are band wagoners.
#319 to #13 - theverysadpotato **User deleted account** (09/21/2013) [-]
this was stupid
#322 to #319 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
I disagree.
#323 to #322 - theverysadpotato **User deleted account** (09/21/2013) [-]
> periods
> more periods
>even more periods
>insert awesome reaction gif of hyena from the lion king laughing to make sure people know you realize the hilariousness of the content
10/10 totally original comment, totally deserves that many thumbs.
User avatar #324 to #323 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
To many thumbs yes. Should not have got that many thumbs, look down and you will see me agreeing even more.

Stupid. no.
#325 to #324 - theverysadpotato **User deleted account** (09/21/2013) [-]
should have gotten any thumbs.
don't know how you cant see that 3 comments typing nothing but silence and then posting a bland reaction gif not to be stupid. srsly those 3 comments had me on the edge of my seat from being so suspenseful bro.
#326 to #325 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
You are rater easy to aggregate.

Besides, you would not have been this angry if it was not for the stupid amount of thumbs. So you would not have complained if it was mostly ignored with only a dozen thumbs.
#327 to #326 - theverysadpotato **User deleted account** (09/21/2013) [-]
it was stupid to begin with and even stupider when the wave of thumb's started. but thanks for trying to precede my thought's and action's.
im also very furious right now. my face is beating red and I think I might pop a blood vessel from the pure rage swelling up in my body. not sarcasm.
#328 to #327 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
I would recommend getting it out. If you got a punching bad use it. A walk perhaps or some primal scream therapy.

Nevertheless i wish you good luck with your day and getting calm again.
#330 to #328 - theverysadpotato **User deleted account** (09/21/2013) [-]
I play items
that really relives all the stress in my life.
User avatar #310 to #13 - cdsams (09/21/2013) [-]
The amount of bots who voted all at the same time and were registered all at the same time...
#311 to #310 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
I don't get it, are you talking about thumb cheating?
User avatar #313 to #311 - cdsams (09/21/2013) [-]
Yes, yes I am.
#314 to #313 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Ooookaayyyy....what now?
User avatar #315 to #314 - cdsams (09/21/2013) [-]
Hit the question mark and click report spam.
User avatar #292 to #13 - badboywantsu (09/21/2013) [-]
that is spot on my reaction to this
#320 to #12 - niggastolemyname (09/21/2013) [-]
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#321 to #320 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Now you are just being silly.
Now you are just being silly.
User avatar #276 to #12 - jovanlisac (09/21/2013) [-]
let me try

.........................
#308 to #276 - arthurfj (09/21/2013) [-]
let me give you a little advice:
1. don't interrupt a good combo unless it's funny to do so
2. don't try and gain thumbs from other people's accomplishments
both will get you red thumbs, if you care
User avatar #333 to #308 - jovanlisac (09/22/2013) [-]
yeah periods are so funny i am dying of laughter
such a "good combo"
#334 to #333 - arthurfj (09/22/2013) [-]
fj doesn't care if you do or do not find it funny
they will thumb you down if you ruin what they find funny
which is exactly what's happening
that and you're trying to thumbwhore
User avatar #335 to #334 - jovanlisac (09/22/2013) [-]
that was a sarcastic comment on a stupid joke
i dont care about thumbs
#336 to #335 - arthurfj (09/22/2013) [-]
well i added 'if you care' to the end so
why did you reply?
User avatar #337 to #336 - jovanlisac (09/22/2013) [-]
i am bored
-5
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#54 - ljhpie (09/20/2013) [-]
#195 - spanishninja (09/21/2013) [-]
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#47 - forcequest (09/20/2013) [-]
Finally got it
Finally got it
#295 - mrketchupboy (09/21/2013) [-]
bad puns everywhere
#39 - ykaliber (09/20/2013) [-]
>mfw I got it after reading it for like 15 times
>mfw I got it after reading it for like 15 times
User avatar #41 to #39 - spasticpuppet (09/20/2013) [-]
I only understood it after reading your comment. Not sure how the **** that worked, but it did. Thanks I guess
User avatar #42 to #41 - ykaliber (09/20/2013) [-]
You're welcome I guess
#22 - dishesaredone (09/20/2013) [-]
what does this mean
User avatar #30 to #22 - Lintutu (09/20/2013) [-]
Don't think of "cigarette lighter" as a literal lighter. It's a weight joke
User avatar #35 to #30 - dishesaredone (09/20/2013) [-]
I got it. oh yes. this is truly a hilarious observation
#108 - theporkwhisperer (09/21/2013) [-]
mfw I finally got the joke.
#246 - lube (09/21/2013) [-]
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#163 - freakyfingers (09/21/2013) [-]
It took me much longer to get it than it should have.   
<- mfw
It took me much longer to get it than it should have.
<- mfw
User avatar #189 to #163 - shadowbreech (09/21/2013) [-]
at least you didn't need help...
#98 - jwagswashere (09/20/2013) [-]
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