Puns. . my physics teacher told us a (lui) teeny three guys are on a eeat and they have tour cigarettes, eat he lighters or matches or anything to light it with Puns my physics teacher told us a (lui) teeny three guys are on eeat and they have tour cigarettes eat he lighters or matches anything to light it with
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my physics teacher told us a (lui) teeny
three guys are on a eeat and they have tour cigarettes, eat he
lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What he they do?
They threw one cigarette over heard and the whole heat a
cigarette lighter
TEA times E
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User avatar #10 - felixjarl
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User avatar #11 to #10 - felixjarl
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User avatar #12 to #11 - felixjarl
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#13 to #12 - felixjarl
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User avatar #142 to #13 - phantomonkey
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My god that got you a lotta thumbs...
#191 to #142 - anon id: cc80484e
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Key to thumbs: One response over many comments. Gives people more to thumb.
User avatar #192 to #191 - psykobear
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Forgot to log in.
#256 to #192 - anon id: aeb8cd43
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I'm laughing my ass off whenever this happens, cause it always ends with the same result!
User avatar #306 to #256 - psykobear
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It happened to me before and the people didn't get so damn butthurt over it.
User avatar #303 to #192 - psykobear
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Wow, what the ****?
My anon comment gets +26 and my logged in comment gets -60?
User avatar #305 to #303 - psykobear
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Key to red thumbs: Accidentally post as anon and state that such a thing happened.
User avatar #194 to #191 - cabbagemayhem
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Forgot to log in.
User avatar #304 to #194 - psykobear
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Imposter!
User avatar #316 to #304 - cabbagemayhem
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(09/21/2013) [-]
You're one out of four people who actually got it.
#196 to #194 - anon id: 5078ac4e
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Good thing I didn't forget to thumb down.
User avatar #197 to #196 - cabbagemayhem
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(09/21/2013) [-]
dumbass
#199 to #197 - anon id: 639c18e5
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User avatar #202 to #199 - cabbagemayhem
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You still don't know what you did. And, why are you posting anonymously?
#284 to #202 - anon id: 7a4daf94
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forgot to log out
User avatar #317 to #284 - cabbagemayhem
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No, because dandyhandy
#329 to #317 - dandyhandy **User deleted account**
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(09/21/2013) [-]
First time I've ever been mentioned in a comment, and I have no idea why....
#261 to #13 - felixjarl
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Alright people that is enough. I wake up and what do i find, to many thumbs on a comment of mine that is not really that funny or good.
#300 to #261 - dedaluminus
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(09/21/2013) [-]
I wake up and find that your comment has knocked mine out of #1...
I wake up and find that your comment has knocked mine out of #1...
User avatar #307 to #261 - xbfmvxreaperx
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(09/21/2013) [-]
I know that feel. I commented "Same" in reply to someone and got like 130 thumbs. It's like... what passes for funny on this site?
User avatar #264 to #261 - perseeus
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why do you even give a ****
User avatar #265 to #264 - felixjarl
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Because there is better comments out there than mine who deserves thumbs.
User avatar #267 to #265 - perseeus
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I said like what *****
User avatar #268 to #267 - felixjarl
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Look for yourself, there is many comments which people did actually put some effort in
User avatar #269 to #268 - perseeus
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maybe, but anal
User avatar #266 to #265 - perseeus
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(09/21/2013) [-]
like what
#237 to #13 - gglai
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(09/21/2013) [-]
I feel like your comment doesn't deserve that many thumbs
User avatar #312 to #237 - cdsams
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Their were **** loads of bots. The rest are band wagoners.
User avatar #259 to #237 - felixjarl
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(09/21/2013) [-]
It does not.
#257 to #13 - cazabrow
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Was it really that funny?
User avatar #260 to #257 - felixjarl
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(09/21/2013) [-]
The content? yes. My comment, hell no.
#319 to #13 - theverysadpotato **User deleted account**
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(09/21/2013) [-]
this was stupid
#322 to #319 - felixjarl
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(09/21/2013) [-]
I disagree.
#323 to #322 - theverysadpotato **User deleted account**
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> periods
> more periods
>even more periods
>insert awesome reaction gif of hyena from the lion king laughing to make sure people know you realize the hilariousness of the content
10/10 totally original comment, totally deserves that many thumbs.
User avatar #324 to #323 - felixjarl
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To many thumbs yes. Should not have got that many thumbs, look down and you will see me agreeing even more.

Stupid. no.
#325 to #324 - theverysadpotato **User deleted account**
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should have gotten any thumbs.
don't know how you cant see that 3 comments typing nothing but silence and then posting a bland reaction gif not to be stupid. srsly those 3 comments had me on the edge of my seat from being so suspenseful bro.
#326 to #325 - felixjarl
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You are rater easy to aggregate.

Besides, you would not have been this angry if it was not for the stupid amount of thumbs. So you would not have complained if it was mostly ignored with only a dozen thumbs.
#327 to #326 - theverysadpotato **User deleted account**
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it was stupid to begin with and even stupider when the wave of thumb's started. but thanks for trying to precede my thought's and action's.
im also very furious right now. my face is beating red and I think I might pop a blood vessel from the pure rage swelling up in my body. not sarcasm.
#328 to #327 - felixjarl
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(09/21/2013) [-]
I would recommend getting it out. If you got a punching bad use it. A walk perhaps or some primal scream therapy.

Nevertheless i wish you good luck with your day and getting calm again.
#330 to #328 - theverysadpotato **User deleted account**
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I play items
that really relives all the stress in my life.
User avatar #310 to #13 - cdsams
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The amount of bots who voted all at the same time and were registered all at the same time...
#311 to #310 - felixjarl
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I don't get it, are you talking about thumb cheating?
User avatar #313 to #311 - cdsams
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Yes, yes I am.
#314 to #313 - felixjarl
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Ooookaayyyy....what now?
User avatar #315 to #314 - cdsams
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Hit the question mark and click report spam.
User avatar #292 to #13 - badboywantsu
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(09/21/2013) [-]
that is spot on my reaction to this
#320 to #12 - niggastolemyname
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#321 to #320 - felixjarl
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Now you are just being silly.
Now you are just being silly.
User avatar #276 to #12 - jovanlisac
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let me try

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#308 to #276 - arthurfj
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let me give you a little advice:
1. don't interrupt a good combo unless it's funny to do so
2. don't try and gain thumbs from other people's accomplishments
both will get you red thumbs, if you care
User avatar #333 to #308 - jovanlisac
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(09/22/2013) [-]
yeah periods are so funny i am dying of laughter
such a "good combo"
#334 to #333 - arthurfj
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fj doesn't care if you do or do not find it funny
they will thumb you down if you ruin what they find funny
which is exactly what's happening
that and you're trying to thumbwhore
User avatar #335 to #334 - jovanlisac
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that was a sarcastic comment on a stupid joke
i dont care about thumbs
#336 to #335 - arthurfj
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well i added 'if you care' to the end so
why did you reply?
User avatar #337 to #336 - jovanlisac
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i am bored
#289 to #276 - greenstrongworld
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#73 - justwantlaughs
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MFW i understand the joke.
MFW i understand the joke.
#227 to #73 - winstonsexton
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MFW you're gonna explain it to me
User avatar #228 to #227 - qosfortyone
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the boat now has one less cigarette so its weight is one cigarette lighter
#229 to #228 - winstonsexton
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MFW
as promised
#4 - mmattis
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mfw I first read it
mfw I first read it
#5 to #4 - mmattis
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mfw I got it
mfw I got it
#14 to #5 - anon id: 5668921b
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I still don't get it. Can you please explain?
User avatar #15 to #14 - adu
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a cigarette lighter: The boat's weight has been reduced by one cigarette

a cigarette lighter: a tool used to light up cigarettes so they can be smoked

When they threw a cigarette overboard, the whole boat became a cigarette lighter.
#282 to #15 - redhack
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#3 - wmpedo
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It took me two minutes
It took me two minutes
User avatar #157 to #3 - machoflaco
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good, im glad im not the only one.
User avatar #181 to #3 - spartansquirrel
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Hey, it's ok friend.
User avatar #9 - enigmaticspirit
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A baby seal walks into a club.
User avatar #82 to #9 - legitlolz
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and assassinates a baby Bin Laden.
That club was harboring a tiny terrorist.
User avatar #91 to #9 - candymilkcow
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better
User avatar #115 to #9 - ashler
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A fish walks into a wall...dam also fishes don't walk
User avatar #23 to #9 - finblob
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The bouncer kicked it out... why?
User avatar #24 to #23 - finblob
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Because no ******* seals allowed.
User avatar #294 to #24 - lilbigjoker
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9/10 made me laugh
#207 to #24 - thevsamoviessecond
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holy **** that was good
User avatar #37 to #9 - pootakka
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And says "What up, I got a big cock."
#17 - Ihazfunkitty
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(09/20/2013) [-]
mfw i finally got it
mfw i finally got it
#19 to #17 - anon id: 1bac3c38
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i still don't get it, can you explain?
User avatar #20 to #19 - rejiewednamor
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when you throw away 1 cigarette whilst on a boat, all the mass that's in the boat becomes 1 cigarette lighter
#118 to #17 - ninjaspawn
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#239 - datfozzy
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Took me a moment   
   
For people who don't get it, when they throw the 4th cigarette overboard they make the boat lighter in WEIGHT   
So when the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter it's as simple as getting rid of one
Took me a moment

For people who don't get it, when they throw the 4th cigarette overboard they make the boat lighter in WEIGHT
So when the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter it's as simple as getting rid of one
User avatar #242 to #239 - garaichu
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Thanks.

Now I feel like an utter retard for not getting it myself, but thanks.
User avatar #243 to #242 - datfozzy
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(09/21/2013) [-]
Glad to help :3
#79 - bizzar
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(09/20/2013) [-]
Loading, Loading, Loa... HA
Loading, Loading, Loa... HA
#59 - homm
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#108 - theporkwhisperer
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(09/21/2013) [-]
mfw I finally got the joke.
#209 to #108 - TheSkatingBeaner
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