Penis. Source: tumblr. doesn' t the term "staff member" make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. I don't know why I thought this would be so fun to make
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doesn' t the term "staff member"
make you laugh because those 2
words both mean penis
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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#10 - grimmreaperz (12/04/2013) [-]
does that mean we're qualified to fill the position?__
does that mean we're qualified to fill the position?__
#11 to #10 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
why yes dear, indeed you are!
#19 to #18 - grimmreaperz (12/04/2013) [-]
SHE WANTS THE D!!!!!
SHE WANTS THE D!!!!!
#2 - lordfluffs (12/03/2013) [-]
I don't know why I thought this would be so fun to make
#3 to #2 - AlexK (12/04/2013) [-]
FTFY
#32 to #3 - Mickeyboi (12/04/2013) [-]
You lack disciple
User avatar #14 to #3 - BlizzXonetwothree ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
We have to go deeper.
User avatar #71 to #14 - stormtrooperbob (12/04/2013) [-]
Thats what she said
#21 to #14 - darkchoc (12/04/2013) [-]
Richard Dick Johnson?
User avatar #26 to #21 - Grom (12/04/2013) [-]
Peter Dick Johnson
User avatar #22 to #21 - mitchr (12/04/2013) [-]
Dick 'Cockblock' Johnson.
Or is that too direct?
#23 to #22 - darkchoc (12/04/2013) [-]
Perhaps.Depends on the worker I guess
User avatar #24 to #23 - mitchr (12/04/2013) [-]
Dick 'The Cockblock' Johnson, leader of our Legal Division.
#81 to #1 - bigfoote (12/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #27 - bayersk (12/04/2013) [-]
Everything nowadays means penis...
#70 to #27 - John Cena (12/04/2013) [-]
Why would you say that? That makes no sense.
#87 to #27 - thenoluk (12/04/2013) [-]
You're a penis
#105 to #27 - AdamBaum (12/04/2013) [-]
Suck my "Everything Nowadays"
User avatar #115 to #27 - vivalavidya (12/04/2013) [-]
What's he saying?
All I can read is "penis penis penis penis"
#6 - JimmyRocketfingers (12/04/2013) [-]
I never thought of that before because my member isn't long enough to be referred to as a staff
I never thought of that before because my member isn't long enough to be referred to as a staff
User avatar #29 to #6 - theincrediblegoose (12/04/2013) [-]
It could be used for a Gandalf action figure.
User avatar #31 - FAISCISTBUG (12/04/2013) [-]
I guess it makes a whole new meaning to "hard at work".
#80 - hentaisweetie (12/04/2013) [-]
**hentaisweetie rolled a random image posted in comment #6778468 at Safe For Work Random Board ** my "staff member"
**hentaisweetie rolled a random image posted in comment #6778468 at Safe For Work Random Board ** my "staff member"
User avatar #83 to #80 - negette (12/04/2013) [-]
LOL, take my thumb good sir!
User avatar #88 to #83 - kolpster (12/04/2013) [-]
Didn't even ******* thumb him.
User avatar #90 to #88 - Dwarf (12/04/2013) [-]
Yes, he did.
User avatar #92 to #90 - kolpster (12/04/2013) [-]
Look at the time.
User avatar #93 to #92 - Dwarf (12/04/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #63 posted by fourtwentt at 10/10 Would watch ** :
Everyone wants to know how he got up there and why he's always fishing...we demand the truth
K.
User avatar #35 - rattygoner (12/04/2013) [-]
Private Richard Dick Wang Johnson?
#97 - areandara (12/04/2013) [-]
mfw comment section
mfw comment section
User avatar #51 - krizz (12/04/2013) [-]
member means dick?

someone explain please
User avatar #54 to #51 - shitclint (12/04/2013) [-]
I'm not sure how to explain, so here's an excerpt from urbandictionary.

"Member - the male sex organ used for popping mamas, or women with great hotential, also referred to as a bonosaurus. ex. ' **** ! That Bobbit bitch dis-membered Johnny!'"

Hope that helps a bit.
#58 to #51 - mykoira (12/04/2013) [-]
then you must have missed the greatest movie ever
User avatar #61 to #58 - thebestpieever (12/04/2013) [-]
The movie didn't invented it...
User avatar #65 to #61 - mykoira (12/04/2013) [-]
of course it didn't
User avatar #66 to #65 - thebestpieever (12/04/2013) [-]
I... I didn't mean to be rude...
User avatar #68 to #66 - mykoira (12/04/2013) [-]
you weren't
#50 - SirMartin ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
staff sergeant
#76 to #50 - redbannerman (12/04/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Just wants to look at his privates.
#64 - ludislavonac (12/04/2013) [-]
this tumblr crap can get really annoying
this tumblr crap can get really annoying
#98 to #64 - John Cena (12/04/2013) [-]
So can this constant never ending bitching of tumblr content get annoying.
User avatar #99 to #64 - validandclear (12/04/2013) [-]
Post something better.
User avatar #107 to #99 - ludislavonac (12/04/2013) [-]
Or how about you don't upvote this unfunny crap?
User avatar #108 to #107 - validandclear (12/04/2013) [-]
I didn't.
User avatar #109 to #108 - ludislavonac (12/04/2013) [-]
Fair enough, have a thumb
User avatar #110 to #109 - validandclear (12/04/2013) [-]
Have a good day.
#106 - yunouppercase (12/04/2013) [-]
Cocktail
Cocktail
User avatar #52 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
god dammit, penis penis
User avatar #28 - BrazilianDamage (12/04/2013) [-]
Makes sense... everyone I work with is a dick!
User avatar #34 to #28 - horrorchow (12/04/2013) [-]
so are you.....
#120 - iamphoenix (12/04/2013) [-]
Made a dick joke. C'mon Tumblr, quit jerking around.


User avatar #53 - guywithafork ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
I have never heard Member being used as slang for penis, and staff just means a stick.
#59 to #53 - mykoira (12/04/2013) [-]
you must have missed this great piece of art Austin Powers - Goldmember
User avatar #25 - anonemous ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
a staff member will be with you shortly........
User avatar #46 to #25 - sweetjessierose (12/04/2013) [-]
a staff stiff member will be with you shortly........
User avatar #47 to #46 - sweetjessierose (12/04/2013) [-]
if only .... (._.)
User avatar #55 to #47 - rakuraimasuta (12/04/2013) [-]
What's the matter little one?
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