Natural Selection. . Legal in the USA Illegal in the USA fl bruce: Wushumacabre: EMU El oat: rable: awergh ole: This sums it all up. YOU MONSTERS hint: reason t
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Natural Selection

Legal in the USA Illegal in the USA
fl bruce:
Wushumacabre:
EMU El oat:
rable:
awergh ole:
This sums it all up.
YOU MONSTERS
hint: reason they became illegal is because it' s
CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN would eat
and choke on the small pieces back when they
didn' t have a warning about it.
out the toy' s is in a plastic container inside the egg
it' s not like there' s little toy parts floating around in it
if you somehow manage to swallow that huge ball
container then it' s natural selection
In Germany we didn' t need a warning, we were smart
enough not to eat a fuc king huge yellow container.
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#8 - callumchisholm (09/07/2013) [-]
I just relised I own this channel/   
And I can ban, edit and delete content.   
mfw.
I just relised I own this channel/
And I can ban, edit and delete content.
mfw.
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#100 to #8 - topperharly has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #156 to #8 - drewhamster (09/07/2013) [-]
The people have spoken! Delete it! Delete it all!
#22 to #8 - sinclairr (09/07/2013) [-]
delete it all just for 			*****		 and giggles
delete it all just for ***** and giggles
User avatar #152 to #22 - Lilstow ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
i think he should delete it all because tumblr is a ********* websites with unfunny content, and obnoxious cunts.
#189 to #152 - callumchisholm (09/08/2013) [-]
inb4butthurt
User avatar #190 to #189 - sinclairr (09/09/2013) [-]
haaaaaaaa!
#173 to #152 - grandterskrasao (09/07/2013) [-]
Thats why there are tumblr posts on the front page daily right?
User avatar #174 to #173 - Lilstow ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
when has content being stupid and unfunny ever stopped funnyjunk?
#175 to #174 - grandterskrasao (09/07/2013) [-]
Then why try to stop it?
#176 to #175 - Lilstow ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
stupid question.   
   
can't even be 			******		 to waste my time explaining why you don't just sit there when 			****		 sucks.
stupid question.

can't even be ****** to waste my time explaining why you don't just sit there when **** sucks.
#177 to #176 - grandterskrasao (09/07/2013) [-]
No honestly, you are the one thats being a little bitch about this, crying and moaning that something isn't funny to you.   
   
Well guess what faggot, humor is subjective, just because your bitch ass didn't think it funny doesn't mean that others didn't.   
   
Cunt.
No honestly, you are the one thats being a little bitch about this, crying and moaning that something isn't funny to you.

Well guess what faggot, humor is subjective, just because your bitch ass didn't think it funny doesn't mean that others didn't.

Cunt.
#178 to #177 - Lilstow ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
everything is subjective. doesn't mean everybody should get a voice.
everything is subjective. doesn't mean everybody should get a voice.
User avatar #184 to #178 - sinclairr (09/07/2013) [-]
yeah like you shouldn't get a voice

shut up please
#78 - navadae (09/07/2013) [-]
Legal in the US

ARE YOUR CHILDREN SAFE!?
User avatar #162 to #78 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (09/07/2013) [-]
BAN ASSAULT PENCILS
#38 - stickyjam (09/07/2013) [-]
Those guns look suspiciously like the Imperial Guard weapons from 40k

FOR THE EMPEROR!
#43 to #38 - highlanderone (09/07/2013) [-]
im pretty sure they are concept drawing, i swear the second one has the imperial crest on the body of it like the ones you've posted
#92 to #38 - crazyolitis (09/07/2013) [-]
Look at all those flashlights!
#191 to #92 - megatheman (09/13/2013) [-]
DEATH KOOOOOOOORRRRRPPPPSSSSS
#125 to #38 - fogglebeast (09/07/2013) [-]
Well, if that's the case then of course they won't be banned. There are flashlights out there that have better armour piercing than lasguns.
User avatar #167 to #125 - fargtwo (09/07/2013) [-]
Apparently a lasrifle shot can pierce about 30 meters of modern concrete. Just goes to show how tough most 40k armor is.
#36 - moofinbanana (09/07/2013) [-]
This gun is also legal in the US.
You wanna know why?
It's not real.
User avatar #65 to #36 - imnotkickthecat (09/07/2013) [-]
I would buy that.
User avatar #79 to #36 - destructodan **User deleted account** (09/07/2013) [-]
it should be
User avatar #82 to #36 - psychotec (09/07/2013) [-]
what about the knife with a gunhandle
User avatar #112 to #36 - wmpedo (09/07/2013) [-]
Where the hell do the bullets come from? there is like 5 different clips
#122 to #112 - anon (09/07/2013) [-]
>clips
#86 to #36 - anon (09/07/2013) [-]
IS THAT A FAMAS
User avatar #129 - robbiemcbiscuit (09/07/2013) [-]
yeah im pretty sure Cadian Shock Troop issued lasguns are illegal.
#131 to #129 - fausticorn ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Lasguns?

Illegal?

What kind of Imperium do we live in?
#133 to #131 - robbiemcbiscuit (09/07/2013) [-]
THE GLORIOUS KIND, WHAT OTHER IS THERE?
THE GLORIOUS KIND, WHAT OTHER IS THERE?
#134 to #133 - fausticorn ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
The Angry kind.
#135 to #134 - robbiemcbiscuit (09/07/2013) [-]
the best kind.
#80 - sidathon (09/07/2013) [-]
hehe, those are Imperial Guard lasguns
User avatar #106 to #80 - baka (09/07/2013) [-]
What? I hunt with my lasgun and lascannon.
#109 to #106 - sidathon (09/07/2013) [-]
that's why you're
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User avatar #146 - senseofpurpose (09/07/2013) [-]
"However, due to children who didn't think to break the ball before consuming, the product was withdrawn in 1997, after competitors and consumers groups campaigned that the toy posed a choking hazard."

How large are those kids' mouths...
#71 - drewbridge (09/07/2013) [-]
Those guns are legal in the US because they don't 			*******		 actually exist.
Those guns are legal in the US because they don't ******* actually exist.
#11 - ketchupshinobi ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
I don't know dude. Using the pistol grip to judge size, I'd say each of those rifles is theoretically well over .50 caliber which makes each of them a highly regulated destructive device. Also, I'm pretty sure the bottom one wouldn't work since with that magazine placement there is literally no where to put the action.   
   
But seriously, where are those guns from? I feel like I've seen them before.
I don't know dude. Using the pistol grip to judge size, I'd say each of those rifles is theoretically well over .50 caliber which makes each of them a highly regulated destructive device. Also, I'm pretty sure the bottom one wouldn't work since with that magazine placement there is literally no where to put the action.

But seriously, where are those guns from? I feel like I've seen them before.
#13 to #11 - anon (09/07/2013) [-]
in your cousin's fanny ya redneck
User avatar #34 to #11 - exclamation (09/07/2013) [-]
That last one looks like the WA2000 and some AWP rifle bred. Doesn't really look useful, though... the magazine is too close to the end of the stock for there to be the hammer and other inner mechanics.
User avatar #19 to #11 - sonsofsol (09/07/2013) [-]
They look like warhammer 40k lasgun variations.
User avatar #46 to #11 - TJED ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Warhammer 40k. A game in which giant hulking space marines shoot guns loaded with ******* gyrojets (little rockets) at ******* space orcs. There is more to the game than that but i think that statement sums it up nicely. So no these are not real guns nor are they .50cals more like 50mm.
#186 to #46 - ketchupshinobi ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Thank You! I recognized it from this caliber comparison picture.
#159 - anon (09/07/2013) [-]
actually children cant have either of those things in the united states
#151 - yuukoku (09/07/2013) [-]
People sue each other non-stop in the U.S., so we ban things like these. I remember these giant Pokeballs that McDonald's was giving away with kid's meals when I was a kid was banned. It was large so large that you couldn't get away with flushing it down the toilet, let alone choke on it. My mother decided that we shouldn't have them. When she took it away from me, I just asked &quot;why can't I play with the things that I like?&quot; She just looked at me and said &quot;because you have to suffer for other people's stupidity.&quot;
People sue each other non-stop in the U.S., so we ban things like these. I remember these giant Pokeballs that McDonald's was giving away with kid's meals when I was a kid was banned. It was large so large that you couldn't get away with flushing it down the toilet, let alone choke on it. My mother decided that we shouldn't have them. When she took it away from me, I just asked "why can't I play with the things that I like?" She just looked at me and said "because you have to suffer for other people's stupidity."
User avatar #142 - kilotech (09/07/2013) [-]
I love how they post sci fi guns and **** , to make them look scarier just to make guns/firearms look evil
#149 to #142 - fauxgladiator (09/07/2013) [-]
In what world are those considered sci-fi?
User avatar #150 to #149 - kilotech (09/07/2013) [-]
well they are ******* laser guns so...
#153 to #150 - fauxgladiator (09/07/2013) [-]
The top one has a red dot right, so no its not a "laser gun". They are just normal guns.
User avatar #155 to #153 - kilotech (09/07/2013) [-]
how does a red dot sight affect it being a laser gun, also they are imperial guns from warhammer 40k a video game so you know
#160 to #155 - fauxgladiator (09/07/2013) [-]
Post some proof and ill back down on my earlier statement but I just looked it up and saw nothing even remotely similar.
User avatar #161 to #160 - kilotech (09/07/2013) [-]
comments #46, 19, 80, 38
#163 to #161 - fauxgladiator (09/07/2013) [-]
Warhammer 40k lasguns they say it is when googled comes up with a boxy cartoonish gun. But oh well I don't care anymore.
User avatar #144 to #142 - Shramin ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Not really the point, but sure that completely undermines what they are trying to say.
User avatar #10 - leettaco (09/07/2013) [-]
>none of those "guns" actually exist
User avatar #45 - rabaneristo (09/07/2013) [-]
Here in Brazil they're legal, and I never heard of anybody who choked on it. And we're pretty stupid.
User avatar #44 - guerkchen (09/07/2013) [-]
German master race
#12 - scrumdillyicious (09/07/2013) [-]
>back when they didn't have a warning about it
implying that kids young enough to choke on small parts were able to read the warnings and be like "oh **** , I better not eat this"
User avatar #47 to #12 - rieskimo (09/07/2013) [-]
Warnings for children 3 and under aren't for the children, they're for the parent... I kind of figured most of us would be smart enough to figure that out for ourselves.
#143 - applerapist (09/07/2013) [-]
Here we go with the gun debate
#132 - anon (09/07/2013) [-]
actually kinder surprise eggs are now legal, a New Jersey company found a loophole and will be on store shelves soon.
User avatar #136 to #132 - killjoypride (09/07/2013) [-]
I hope this is true. I've never had one before ;_;
User avatar #148 to #136 - mechaemperor (09/07/2013) [-]
You're in for a treat.
User avatar #51 - lyiat ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, because Bolters are totally real weapons sold in stores today and those pictures are totally not taken from Warhammer 40k...
User avatar #76 to #51 - syntheticdoll (09/07/2013) [-]
You're missing the point.
#124 to #76 - anon (09/07/2013) [-]
Still though, if you're trying to make a point you might as well include something that actually ******* exists.
User avatar #188 to #76 - lyiat ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
If you want to make a point, you don't make **** up to support your view. I can't argue that racism exists in America while using ******* elves as an example, you can't make an anti-gun argument by using ******* bolters as an example.
User avatar #187 - willindor (09/07/2013) [-]
I can understand why those are legal in the US. It's almost impossible to hurt someone with a flashlight.
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