My whole life is a lie. why.. get: mewto mewto forthe longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire wasjust people getting rid their em shoes in a cool way h dont touch me
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My whole life is a lie

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forthe longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire wasjust
people getting rid their em shoes in a cool way
he it means that sells drugs nearby
my life is a lie
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User avatar #2 - jdsalenger (04/17/2013) [-]
I always thought bullies or hooligans stole somebody's shoes and threw them up there.
User avatar #49 to #2 - illegalartist (04/17/2013) [-]
I got jumped in gta samp ls rp and that's what they did after taking my shoes so I think that is the right origin.
#156 to #2 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
They have to inform people they sell drugs somehow...
#240 to #2 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
I had thought the same. It seemed an awful mean thing to do
User avatar #185 to #2 - mlpokeyuan (04/17/2013) [-]
Just like in the movie "Like Mike."
User avatar #47 to #2 - ImsoObvious (04/17/2013) [-]
hooligans
#7 to #2 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
Me too. This is like finding out the earth isn't flat.
#12 to #7 - lordlolland ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
IT ISN'T?!?!?!?!
User avatar #32 to #12 - GmCity (04/17/2013) [-]
Well drug dealers wouldn't use their own shoes.
User avatar #37 to #32 - mondominiman (04/17/2013) [-]
They take the shoes of one of the customers if they're low on cash.
#80 - sibbalitla (04/17/2013) [-]
then that village in Big Fish was up to some trouble
then that village in Big Fish was up to some trouble
#38 - squadmissile (04/17/2013) [-]
Explain?
#71 to #38 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
Satan is nearby
User avatar #200 to #38 - niggerflip (04/18/2013) [-]
Meth dealers - goats.
weed dealers - shoes.
#152 to #38 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
someone worships Satan nearby
#162 to #38 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
Someone nearby sells hashish
User avatar #168 to #38 - mikesike (04/17/2013) [-]
beastiality?
#255 to #38 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
they sell the trippiest acid.
User avatar #39 to #38 - MurphyUK (04/17/2013) [-]
They are selling cheese.
User avatar #97 to #38 - berzerko (04/17/2013) [-]
Satan is selling his business.
User avatar #118 to #38 - capinsquiggles (04/17/2013) [-]
Ok, someone has to ask.

What bizarre set of occurrences had to happen for that creature to end up on that wire?
#120 to #118 - squadmissile (04/17/2013) [-]
Adventurous sheep not knowing their limits. It happens all too often....
User avatar #247 to #120 - capinsquiggles (04/18/2013) [-]
That just raises further questions
User avatar #283 to #38 - whtmike (04/18/2013) [-]
There are whores nearby that like to get RAMmed
User avatar #82 to #38 - silveravatar (04/17/2013) [-]
middle eastern prostitutes
#233 to #38 - usernameerror (04/18/2013) [-]
dodge dealership nearby
User avatar #62 to #38 - danrat (04/17/2013) [-]
Satan is nearby
#346 to #38 - kaarvaag (04/18/2013) [-]
Just some really great drugs
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User avatar #223 to #38 - queefquizzler (04/18/2013) [-]
Ghoasts are hybrids between Satan and a sheep. They have the ability to do whatever the **** they want. However, once every 100 years a jaw dropping phenomenon occurs. They use their satanic powers to make a super jump and use their horns to latch onto the wires. Then, they wait until an unassuming victim walks under them, and they spew a fiery sludge of hot SH!T all over the victim.This happens so violently, that it severs the wire and charges the ghoast with electricity. The electricity then amplifies their satanic powers, and turns the ghoast into an almighty ************ . The ************ then eats the victim's decomposing **** body, and scuttles to the nearest water source. I don't know if I explained very well...
#46 to #38 - axtinguisher (04/17/2013) [-]
The tower of goats is nearby.
#63 - triggathepirate (04/17/2013) [-]
I must have missed this in the latest negro meeting.
I must have missed this in the latest negro meeting.
#10 - Jackimole (04/17/2013) [-]
This movie has different implications now.
#340 to #10 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
This movie was about a young negro boy who had to out ****** all of the others in basketball to be able to take down the old shop, and set up his own.
#20 to #10 - goodcheese (04/17/2013) [-]
so does this one
User avatar #114 to #20 - oishiine (04/17/2013) [-]
That movie was drugs
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#15 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
I've seen a Nintendo 64 controller hanging from a telephone line nearby. What could that mean?
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User avatar #131 to #15 - poniesareghey (04/17/2013) [-]
That means someone on par with Hitler lives nearby.
User avatar #35 to #15 - robotvoice (04/17/2013) [-]
means you should get a ladder.
#22 to #15 - arkanios (04/17/2013) [-]
They sell shrooms.
User avatar #249 to #22 - sweateagle (04/18/2013) [-]
samefag? samefag.
#293 to #249 - arkanios (04/18/2013) [-]
No officer, I wasn't anonymous-and-driving.
#303 to #293 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't even know this guy.
#344 to #303 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
Me niether
User avatar #343 to #303 - xehanortscrack (04/18/2013) [-]
You don't even know yourself.
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User avatar #174 to #22 - samjamfan (04/17/2013) [-]
hmmm, this was set up
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User avatar #215 to #199 - bookyle (04/18/2013) [-]
2 hour time difference for a set up?
User avatar #251 to #215 - sweateagle (04/18/2013) [-]
Makes it look legit.
#313 to #22 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
Don't much care for Mario but well done good sir a thumb for you.
#86 - drainbramage (04/17/2013) [-]
I just thought it was something kids did to be assholes to other kids.
I just thought it was something kids did to be assholes to other kids.
#296 to #86 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
I live in a super white, upper middle class area.

Around here, that's pretty much exactly what that means.
#336 to #86 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
What's this ******* name? He got internet famous for making a face.
User avatar #95 to #86 - theverylonghorn (04/17/2013) [-]
Same...
#85 - RollerRolledRoll (04/17/2013) [-]
Wait, what?

My best friend used to do that with all his shoes when he grew out of them. We were 8 years old.

User avatar #88 to #85 - YeYouKnoMe (04/17/2013) [-]
Your friend sold drugs and never told you...Your friendship is a lie.
User avatar #98 to #89 - aserock (04/17/2013) [-]
I'm laughing harder at that face than I should be.
User avatar #101 to #98 - Pootering (04/17/2013) [-]
As am I.
User avatar #282 to #101 - YeYouKnoMe (04/18/2013) [-]
You are ancient, you have all my respects sir. I would follow you into the depths of hell and fight by your side until the very end.
#285 - robinwilliamson (04/18/2013) [-]
I always thought it was so the shoes gained superpowers...
User avatar #53 - jalthelas (04/17/2013) [-]
So in the movie 'Like Mike', Michael Jordan threw his old shoes up on a power line near an orphanage to let the older orphans know that he's got them hooked up with any drug they need?
User avatar #264 to #53 - Blitzken ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
actually the white kid stole the shoes and threw them up there
User avatar #11 - TimBisley ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
I thought it meant someone had been shot on that street.
#21 to #11 - shaneac (04/17/2013) [-]
**shaneac rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Fadding over the years **
That's what I heard too, too
#19 to #11 - ilikeafros (04/17/2013) [-]
**ilikeafros rolled a random image posted in comment #309412 at Ponyville ** thats what i heard too
User avatar #55 to #11 - ubercripple (04/17/2013) [-]
Those two explanations don't necessarily have to be separate.
#281 - greenwithenvy (04/18/2013) [-]
Having grown up in two different parts of the U.S. I can say for sure that the meaning changes. In Missouri, it was a sign that a meth house was nearby (when isn't one?) while in Florida, the type of shoe could determine gang territories (Don't cross that street 			*****		, check them jordan's up there) to someone in the gang dying (kind of like the roadside memorials to people killed by drivers) but some kids would do it to be A-holes and 			****		 with other people (fake gang territory markers/just screwing around)     
   
   
   
Tl;Dr I once saw a bird cut a pair of shoes off a wire using it's talons, 			****		 was so cash.
Having grown up in two different parts of the U.S. I can say for sure that the meaning changes. In Missouri, it was a sign that a meth house was nearby (when isn't one?) while in Florida, the type of shoe could determine gang territories (Don't cross that street ***** , check them jordan's up there) to someone in the gang dying (kind of like the roadside memorials to people killed by drivers) but some kids would do it to be A-holes and **** with other people (fake gang territory markers/just screwing around)



Tl;Dr I once saw a bird cut a pair of shoes off a wire using it's talons, **** was so cash.
#261 - macespo (04/18/2013) [-]
MFW i helped the drug trade in my neighborhood
MFW i helped the drug trade in my neighborhood
#27 - olssonzor (04/17/2013) [-]
Aw shiet...
User avatar #79 - jakekel (04/17/2013) [-]
Oh **** , there is literally one right outside my house..

I'll be back in ten.
#177 to #79 - samjamfan (04/17/2013) [-]
that pro-pic with that comment
that pro-pic with that comment
#288 - homelessgus (04/18/2013) [-]
computer repair store near
User avatar #291 to #288 - uberderpyhooves (04/18/2013) [-]
Or could it be possible that they sell really good drugs?
User avatar #294 to #291 - homelessgus (04/18/2013) [-]
<points to monitor> "buy from me if you wanna get that high."
#276 - tastycrisps (04/18/2013) [-]
I thought it was just some body threw someone else's shoes up just to be an ass.
#74 - intrepidy (04/17/2013) [-]
I thought it meant someone had been gunned down there. At least, that is what i think it is in the bad areas of LA (Compton right?)
I thought it meant someone had been gunned down there. At least, that is what i think it is in the bad areas of LA (Compton right?)
#195 to #74 - Rascal (04/17/2013) [-]
When someone is sometimes gunned down in shot where I am people leave teddy bears where the person died if that's what you're thinking
#28 - zomaru ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
This Explains So Much!   
Also, The movie with the Air Jordan shoes is all a Lie!
This Explains So Much!
Also, The movie with the Air Jordan shoes is all a Lie!
#34 to #28 - CyrilKeir (04/17/2013) [-]
I just spent five minutes watching that gif. Here's another long gif in return!
I just spent five minutes watching that gif. Here's another long gif in return!
#24 - shameonapony (04/17/2013) [-]
It's on tumblr.   
It's true.
It's on tumblr.
It's true.
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