My girlfriend said this is me. sorry if it's a repost saw on tumblr.. Chair Fails
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#6 - muchanacho (03/18/2013) [-]
Chair Fails
Chair Fails
User avatar #10 to #6 - xxscopemanxx (03/18/2013) [-]
*chair fales*
User avatar #33 to #13 - leown (03/18/2013) [-]
i dont know what im looking at..
User avatar #48 to #33 - daentraya (03/18/2013) [-]
A chair that broke in a way that looked like fry's hair
#11 - romdadon (03/18/2013) [-]
<- try going on the computer in this chair
<- try going on the computer in this chair
#68 to #11 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
Oh god, where have I seen that before? There is something extremely familiar about it.


Is it Scary Movie 3?
#12 - tacosmells (03/18/2013) [-]
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#25 to #12 - ofc (03/18/2013) [-]
I can't stop watching this.
I can't stop watching this.
#3 - ronyx (03/18/2013) [-]
hur dur derp so tru omg guiz
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User avatar #14 to #7 - rantansoop (03/18/2013) [-]
Wat duh fuq dd jew jus sey bot meh, u lil faget? eyl hav u know, ey lift at teh top ov teh biggist fagets at teh jim, and iv ben involfd in noomeris sekrit werkouts awn my upr bodee, annd iy hav lifted ovr 300 pownds. I m traynd in gorriluh lifting n aym the top lifter n the entyr US. U r nuthin two me btt jus anuthr barrbel. I wll lift you teh fukc up wth presishin teh lieks off witch haas nefer ben ceen befur awn tihs Errth, mrk my fuqig wrds. Yu thinc u kn git awy wth saing tat shet too mee ovr teh Innernit? Thinc agn, fukkr. Ass wii speek ii em perparng miy sekret micstir of proteen frum arond teh wrold n ur max lift iss beeng traysd ryt nwo sow u beter perpair fur teh werkout, psussy. The werkout tht whyps owt the pithetek thng u cal ur mussles. Ur' fukkin wreckd, kidd. Ey ken lift aniwair, anitiem, ad ey kin lift u n ovvr sevn hunedrd weighs, an thts juss wit mie bair haans. Nout onlee m ey ixtinsivly yoked inn lifting, btt ai hav axiss too de inntier arrsinole ov waights en teh Unnytd Stets an ey wel yoos itt 2 itts ful eckstint to lifft ur misserbl asz of de fays off teh countenant, u litll fagutt. Iff onlie u cud hav noun watt unnholee rechrebushin ur litel "faget" cummnt wis abut too birng dwn opun u, myaeb uy wood hvae haild ur fuccn tung. Btu yoo cudt, yoo dedt, an noww ur pang th pirse, u goodum faget. I wil shet barrbels al ovre u n u wontt b abl too lifft anee of itt. Ey'l fukkin wrek u, kido.
User avatar #29 to #14 - justsomechickyo ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
User avatar #24 to #7 - falconxmard (03/18/2013) [-]
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall **** fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
User avatar #26 to #24 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
What in the name of the Lord did ye just proclaim about me, knave? I'll have ye know I was dubbed top of my knight squadron in the armie, I hath battled in numerous sieges on traitorous lords, and I hath more than three hundred confirmed kills. I am extensively disciplined in gorilla warfare and I am the top archer in the entire armie. Ye are merely 'nother enemy to slay. I shall abolish ye with precision such as has never been witnessed by Gods or men, hear my words. Think ye that ye can escape my wrath after uttering such filthy remarks? Rethink ye words, miscreant. As we speak, I am sending word of ye by raven to my network of spies across the realm, and ye hideout is soon to be located, so brace yourself for attack, fool. The storm that exterminates ye pitiful life, if that it can be named. Ye are good as dead, lad. I may be present in any shadow around ye, and I am capable of subduing ye in over seven hundred ways, and that is merely with mine own hands. I was not only tutored in gauntlet-to-gauntlet, but I possess the right to any weapon in my liege lord's extensive armory, and I intend to fully utilize it to erase your insignificant presence off our holy realm, ye insufferable scoundrel. I can only wish ye would have had the foresight to comprehend what heinous punishment your little "witty" quip were destined to result in; mayhap then ye would have withheld from voicing it. But ye could not, ye did not, and now ye shall pay with your blood, ye God-forsaken imbecile. I shall unleash unholy ire on ye and ye shall be inundated in it. Ye are carrion food, cretin.
#57 to #26 - sixtynyan (03/18/2013) [-]
anyone knows the original one of this comment?
#71 to #57 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
it's all over fj's comments. Just google gorilla warfare and you should find it,
#2 - pappathethird (03/17/2013) [-]
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#15 - mrgoodlove (03/18/2013) [-]
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he's totally utilizing the proper computer sitting position.
#44 - xcat (03/18/2013) [-]
dude, tell me how many times you saw this?

u suck... get your life now!
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#69 to #51 - spanishninja ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little consumer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the sales department, and I've been involved in numerous late night TV commercials, and I have over 3,000,000 confirmed sales. I am trained in pitching and I’m the top stain specialist in the entire US shopping network. You are nothing to me but just another sale. I will wipe stains the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth thanks to awesome cleaning power of Oxi Clean, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over our phones which are manned 24 hours a day? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my shopping network of spies across the USA and your phone number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fantastic deals we have in store for you, maggot. You’re ******* saving money right now, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can triple this offer in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in stain removal, but I have access to the entire shopping network and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable stains off the top of the kitchen counter. But wait there’s more. If only you could have known what great sales your little phone call was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the new low low price of $19.95.
#74 to #69 - anon (02/06/2014) [-]
trick was sending ims~ good actress~ 2008 fat chicks smith special ops comment? all set up.. THEY HAVE A PLAN FOR MORE THAN $$$$$$ ``finders fee OTHERS INVOLVED~Good luck _ always remember who found your stuff on laptops who met his DEE MISE @ early age accident OPS?? bee4 payscales raised?? Oh Comcast also??Just think_ its all "scripted_ u all act accordingly but our own family leaving flowbee to rott.. PATIENCE WITH YOUR GREED.. as diabled sacrifices with holes 4 years now your guilt for denim (we heard via history channel) well gf gets emerald homes on all her thoughts etc.. plagerism its best.. choices truth billy raY? MY FRIEND ALWAYS TOOK HER LAST LINCOLN PENNY BUY CANDY TO SHARE FOR HER STARVING FAMILY.. UNLIKE YOUR GREEDY OTHER FAMILY$$$
User avatar #59 to #51 - xcat (03/18/2013) [-]
Get it free in mario bros
User avatar #60 to #44 - darksideofthebeast (03/18/2013) [-]
is this some type of pop up scam
Because there is only one thing in this picture that is not true for me

I haven't used internet explorer in so long.
#43 - grimmwaters (03/18/2013) [-]
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#31 - snaresinger (03/18/2013) [-]
OP, your hand can talk?
OP, your hand can talk?
#32 to #31 - anoner (03/18/2013) [-]
his mom or little sister
User avatar #18 - fidgetyfoe ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
I think your girlfriend might be a boyfriend.
#41 - fizzor (03/18/2013) [-]
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#55 - slashendrix (03/18/2013) [-]
Everyday is lower body day.
#9 - trigondarkthree (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure everyone here briefly contemplated what would happen if someone kicked the chair out from under them.
User avatar #21 to #9 - makotoitou (03/18/2013) [-]
I would be amazed at how someone kicked away a couch.
User avatar #36 - thatnerdyguy (03/18/2013) [-]
So relatable XD
Lol that's me XDD
So true XDDDDDDDDDDDD




No. **** you. Keep this **** off of FJ. On tumblr it's easy to ignore, because I simply have to not follow the people who post it. But here, dumbasses thumb it up and boom, it's on front page.
User avatar #38 to #36 - natanhiel (03/18/2013) [-]
And here, all you have to do is skip to the next post, and try not to **** your pants and cry.
#45 to #38 - yutakenusername (03/18/2013) [-]
He's got a point.
He's got a point.
User avatar #46 to #45 - thatnerdyguy (03/18/2013) [-]
He does. I admit that I overreacted.
User avatar #23 - falconxmard (03/18/2013) [-]
Pft my hand girlfriend is way cooler and looser than yours.
#49 - guiltyparty (03/18/2013) [-]
yeah so relatable i often have people come up to me in my home and pull my chair out while i cling my desk frantically in an attempt not to fall
yeah so relatable i often have people come up to me in my home and pull my chair out while i cling my desk frantically in an attempt not to fall
#35 - oliverholes (03/18/2013) [-]
OMG SO RELATEABLE HAHAHA OMGOMG I'm DYING  XDDDDD
OMG SO RELATEABLE HAHAHA OMGOMG I'm DYING XDDDDD


#16 - ashikawa ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
What a fale
User avatar #19 to #16 - thewalruss (03/18/2013) [-]
fale, look a this... it happened again.
User avatar #47 - MRfunnyFACE (03/18/2013) [-]
:O notice how the table magically moves

oh no wait he is grabbing it

oh no wait this was all planned
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