'MURICA. . was why cant amurricans inst um missus was so much easier to spell than yen mean degrees of FREEDOM am TH A C HANCE wrt EAGLES. this is why I prefer Fahrenheit
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'MURICA

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why cant amurricans inst um missus was so much easier to spell than
yen mean degrees of FREEDOM
am TH A C HANCE
wrt EAGLES
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User avatar #77 to #49 - markertemp (04/20/2013) [-]
Then behold my ultimate weapon: The Foot-Pound Celci-Kelvin Meter!
#22 - unholyjebus (04/20/2013) [-]
I guess that must mean that Nazi Germany used Führernheit.
#131 - highhopes (04/20/2013) [-]
It is so ironic that Americans brag about their freedom when they have, by far, the highest incarceration rate in the entire world.
#190 to #131 - funnymanohword (04/20/2013) [-]
We don't really brag about our freedom, the majority of us are just joking if you can't tell
#214 to #131 - gedesnegl (04/20/2013) [-]
Lol i read incarnation X)
#198 to #131 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
I don't know what incarceration rate has to do with freedom, I mean those prisoners did have rights and freedom, right until they decided to **** up and mess with the law
#200 to #131 - herpderpherpity ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
When I read incarceration as incineration, I was very confused...
#132 - nooneofinterest (04/20/2013) [-]
Countries not using the metric system

Come on america your better than this
#202 to #132 - radtaco (04/20/2013) [-]
So what we are getting at, is that the U.S.A. has some relation to two (2) 3rd world countries?
#167 to #132 - Weekendman (04/20/2013) [-]
Exactly. That's why we use inches.
#248 to #167 - Weekendman (04/21/2013) [-]
And absolutely no jokes were taken that day.
#139 to #132 - datgermanguy (04/20/2013) [-]
The unit for temperature in the metric system is Kelvin, not Celsius.
User avatar #141 to #139 - nooneofinterest (04/20/2013) [-]
They both are, but Kelvin is normally used for extreme temeratures
User avatar #188 to #141 - wtfduud (04/20/2013) [-]
It's only used when dealing with physics.
#172 to #132 - nephritho (04/20/2013) [-]
Just saying.
User avatar #156 to #144 - covered (04/20/2013) [-]
Despite the red thumbs

He's right you know
User avatar #148 to #144 - cthumoo (04/20/2013) [-]
Your bean a pedantic mule...
#195 - konradkurze (04/20/2013) [-]
< american weather forecast
#140 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (04/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #226 to #140 - studbeefpile (04/20/2013) [-]
Source please.

I'm not inclined to believe something someone on the internet threw together (Not you, I'm talking in general) to contribute to their own biased view, so unless you can present a source on those stats I'm calling ******** .
User avatar #233 to #226 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (04/20/2013) [-]
i got it from here, whether or not you believe this to be a credible website is up to you.
User avatar #240 to #233 - studbeefpile (04/20/2013) [-]
When I followed the link the website (the one you linked to) provided for the creator of the chart it went to some sort of celebrity gossip site, so I'm still not convinced. However, I do thank you for at least showing what you got it from.
#238 to #140 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
you do realize that almost every single one of those is fake, right?
User avatar #160 to #140 - heartlessrobot (04/20/2013) [-]
Considering we're one of the largest countries in the world, and Chinese police mostly shoot the criminals on the spot instead of arresting them, it's not surprising we're #1 on many of those. Also, McDonalds had about a 20 year headstart in America.
#176 to #160 - fragglerocks (04/20/2013) [-]
Stop defending, young padawan, it's useless, drop your guards.
Stop defending, young padawan, it's useless, drop your guards.
User avatar #223 to #140 - dayasalion (04/20/2013) [-]
Most of those things are the result of having freedom. It's more of a view on how people truly are when they have the freedom to do almost anything. Society is **** , not Murika.
User avatar #228 to #223 - rifee (04/20/2013) [-]
Implying every other western industrialized nation isn't equal or greater in freedom..
User avatar #224 to #223 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (04/20/2013) [-]
England is free. and we're only 2nd on teen birth rate and crime
User avatar #229 to #224 - studbeefpile (04/20/2013) [-]
Oh, England is free? Please tell me more about how you are free to carry simple tools like pocket knives......Oh wait.
User avatar #230 to #229 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (04/20/2013) [-]
tell me, why in every day situations would i need a pocket knife? if im afraid of being raped/mugged i can have pepper spray and that works just fine.
and since when was being able to carry a potentially deadly weapon a sign of freedom?
User avatar #237 to #230 - studbeefpile (04/20/2013) [-]
One more thing, it's not about whether or not you need it, it's about having the freedom to decide for yourself.
User avatar #236 to #230 - studbeefpile (04/20/2013) [-]
Dude, did I say weapon, or did I say 'simple tool'? I carry a pocket knife during the day because I use it for normal tasks, like opening packages. Just because it doubles as a weapon doesn't make it exclusively just that.
#206 - meuk (04/20/2013) [-]
Get that temperature rrrright up thar
Get that temperature rrrright up thar
#1 - walkerjam (04/19/2013) [-]
The Celcius scale was developed by the Swede Anders Celcius.
Please allow my patriotism to kick in.
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#157 to #1 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
your country looks like a slack dick
User avatar #164 to #1 - milthyfoustache (04/20/2013) [-]
If I celebrated every time something my country created was mentioned I think I'd have a stroke
#23 to #1 - unholyjebus (04/20/2013) [-]
Yes but the equals sign was invented by a Welshman called Robert Recorde. I kinda feel like that when I see those equals Facebook profile pics.
Yes but the equals sign was invented by a Welshman called Robert Recorde. I kinda feel like that when I see those equals Facebook profile pics.
#213 to #1 - gedesnegl (04/20/2013) [-]
ahh Sweden! Land of Minecraft, Celsius, PewDiePie and weird techno songs!
User avatar #2 to #1 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (04/19/2013) [-]
Feel free.
#26 to #1 - ponsi (04/20/2013) [-]
your country looks like a penis that had an accident
User avatar #221 to #26 - enorus (04/20/2013) [-]
Thanks.
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#123 - tanabata (04/20/2013) [-]
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Whats with all the America posts this week?
User avatar #196 to #123 - smokekusheveryday (04/20/2013) [-]
That is a good picturedon't ask why i'll save it for later
#152 to #123 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
bombs explosions that sorta thing
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User avatar #83 - Ottovan (04/20/2013) [-]
20 degrees of Communism?

Or 68 degrees of Freedom?
#18 - Lepain (04/20/2013) [-]
this is why I prefer Fahrenheit
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#128 to #18 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
retard
#234 to #18 - zsabber (04/20/2013) [-]
100F is not hot. That's almost 38C. We consider 50C to be the start of a hot day. That's 122F exactly.

My point is cold and hot are relative to each individual, so your point doesn't stand that firmly.
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#219 to #186 - RedRooster (04/20/2013) [-]
>mfw you think 0˚ celsius is cold

>mfw I live in Minnesota and 0 C is sweatshirt weather at best

>mfw 0 C is probably swimming weather for Canadians
User avatar #225 to #186 - rifee (04/20/2013) [-]
Really?
Sure it's kind of chilly if you wear nothing but shorts and a t shirt, but it's nowhere near freezing.

0 degrees celcius is fairly mild.
User avatar #55 to #18 - kgfsjholis (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm Canadian and I read the Celsius and laughed for a good 10 minutes. Thank you sir!
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User avatar #102 to #60 - deathstare (04/20/2013) [-]
The most effective humour is surprise.
The most elusive humour are inside jokes.
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User avatar #251 to #249 - deathstare (04/21/2013) [-]
Don't act dumb with me boy
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#252 to #251 - commandorazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #253 to #252 - deathstare (04/21/2013) [-]
Inside jokes are extremely funny to only a select few who have historical ties with the subject at hand. To others, it just doesn't seem funny. Now, instead of typing some boring paragraph like you are making me do now, I simply gave you two poetic lines of justice.
Enough of your confusion heretic!
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User avatar #255 to #254 - deathstare (04/21/2013) [-]
Clearly humour escapes you. Oh wait, it's coming back... it slapped you... yup, that just happened. How shall you ever manage to recompose yourself?
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#257 to #256 - deathstare (04/21/2013) [-]
Dangit bobbeh, if you are going to have an argument on the internet, at least make it entertaining for the spectators. They still haven't bought my propane and propane accessories.
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User avatar #259 to #258 - deathstare (04/21/2013) [-]
Is this **** ? No? Then it has been forever archived. Fifty years from now, someone could be revisiting their memories as a child and stumble upon this convo. How will you explain this to them?
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User avatar #261 to #260 - deathstare (04/21/2013) [-]
Ok, obviously you are not trying to be entertaining, so I shall leave.
#272 to #261 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
dont worry, deathstare, you did good.
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#262 to #261 - commandorazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#271 to #262 - anon (07/17/2013) [-]
guess u didnt believe deathstare. i googled for this page looking for that one celcius farenheit kelvin pic. the google was successful. i got my pic.
#126 to #55 - hairibar (04/20/2013) [-]
I prefered Kelvin. Just... if it's 0, you're dead. if it's 100... you're still dead
User avatar #150 to #18 - babyanalraper (04/20/2013) [-]
-1 Celcius = water will freeze
1 Celcius = water will not freeze
Nuff said
#147 to #18 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
Fahrenheit had it's rules assigned in the same way people gave Superman powers. They were made up as the creators went along.
#108 to #18 - saladtongsofdeath (04/20/2013) [-]
in Celsius defense, its based off of water.... 0°c is freezing temper while 100°c is boiling point
#127 to #108 - hairibar (04/20/2013) [-]
You're right. The thing is that it's just Kelvin, but taking water's freezing temperature as 0
User avatar #143 to #127 - tenfinnvo (04/20/2013) [-]
Actually, Celsius was there before Kelvin. So technically, Kelvin is just Celsius, but taking "Atom's stop partying or moving in general" as 0 temperature
#181 to #143 - hairibar (04/20/2013) [-]
really? that sounds strange to me...
User avatar #211 to #181 - lamarisagoodname (04/20/2013) [-]
Aye, 0 kelvin is the absolute minimum temperature possible (as far as we know) which sits at -273 celsius
#210 to #181 - gedesnegl (04/20/2013) [-]
Well at the time that the celsius scale was made, the tools for figuring out at which point atoms would stop moving did not exist.. So i find it quite plausible that celsius came first
#178 to #127 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
Exactly (but not really)! Much much easier!
Either way I don't give a **** . These people use whatever system they deal better with. Shut the **** up everyone.
User avatar #209 to #108 - samjamfan (04/20/2013) [-]
who gives a **** about the boiling point of water when you talk about the temperature outside??
User avatar #220 to #209 - enorus (04/20/2013) [-]
Below 0 = snow
Above 0 = no snow
#201 - andnowducks (04/20/2013) [-]
No he doesn't mean that.
#270 to #201 - mckinkymcormic (05/01/2013) [-]
made my day.
made my day.
User avatar #271 to #270 - andnowducks (05/01/2013) [-]
Yay.
#203 to #201 - neutralgray (04/20/2013) [-]
I still can't hear you!
User avatar #204 to #203 - andnowducks (04/20/2013) [-]
You should get that checked out then.
#6 - jojotomaz (04/19/2013) [-]
The freedom thing is getting old now especially when the country is exploding left and right.
#30 to #6 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
what does exploding have to do with freedom? hell the one was an industrial accident.
#197 to #6 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
left and right?
it's had 2 bombings in a week
besides that we had always been secure
stop exaggerating
#245 to #197 - jojotomaz (04/20/2013) [-]
"always been secure"

OMG MAH SIDES!!!
User avatar #40 to #6 - guymandude (04/20/2013) [-]
duh we are free to explode things if we choose. If anything explosions show MORE freedom
User avatar #45 to #40 - vicsix (04/20/2013) [-]
The people who bombed Boston were Russian.
User avatar #51 to #45 - guymandude (04/20/2013) [-]
...and the explosions happened in America...also they weren't Russian...and the younger one had supposedly just achieved US citizenship...
User avatar #56 to #51 - vicsix (04/20/2013) [-]
Sorry, they are from Chechneya, bordering russia. I was wrong there.
User avatar #54 to #51 - vicsix (04/20/2013) [-]
Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev isn't russian? You sure? And I know it happened in America. Also, why do you say supposedly? Are you another one of those stupid cunts who has to question ******* everything? I guess you'll say the ******* atom bomb dropped on Hiroshima was an inside job too.
User avatar #57 to #54 - guymandude (04/20/2013) [-]
lolwut? I said supposedly because someone told me today that he got his citizenship in September, but he's the kind of guy to just randomly say **** and I haven't checked if he was telling the truth yet. And no, he isnt Russian just because you think his name looks Russian. He's actually chechnian.
User avatar #58 to #57 - vicsix (04/20/2013) [-]
"Sorry, they are from Chechneya, bordering russia. I was wrong there." I corrected myself earlier, and understand my mistake. I just couldn't for the life of me spell Chechneya, so I went with Russian. Sorry for accusing you of being a bunker-sitting conspiracy theorist.
#62 to #58 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
You spelled it wrong again... Chechnya*... Don't attack me in my sleep...
User avatar #63 to #62 - vicsix (04/20/2013) [-]
Dammit. I knew I'd spell it wrong.
User avatar #25 to #6 - gayboard (04/20/2013) [-]
It's a joke
#182 to #25 - jojotomaz (04/20/2013) [-]
An overused one that has lost its humour
#28 to #6 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
You mean south and northeast.
User avatar #12 to #6 - allamericandude (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the majority of it is facetious. America isn't that patriotic. We're actually our own biggest critics.
User avatar #16 to #12 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
that just means we're free to criticize our Freedom.
User avatar #82 - zorororonoa (04/20/2013) [-]
Also, the freezing and boiling temperatures are so much easier. 0 degrees and 100 degrees versus 32 degrees and 212 degrees
#8 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
I personally think "Fahrenheit" sounds cooler than "Celsius." I love German-sounding words.
User avatar #53 to #8 - alfjnn (04/20/2013) [-]
Barron Von Hoffenfriedburger
#125 - berkut (04/20/2013) [-]
Muh fredums.
#162 to #125 - heartlessrobot (04/20/2013) [-]
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You're just jealous because we're more exciting.
#165 to #162 - berkut (04/20/2013) [-]
Syrians are pretty exciting too.
#69 - anon (04/20/2013) [-]
No one votes for Kelvin?
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