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Imagine going through that every time...

... not just whene you're in the hospital

A lessen I learned in the B! ! liltle! yen
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We got a he year old boy en eur unit ems, because Pediatrics was full,
and it' s abouta in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses
station having a break and we' re all talking and having a laugh and then
all eta sudden this kids heart gees CRAZY.
So we call the cede and I grab the crash cart and about (ii) of isjust take
off running down the hall and we bust in the mere and this kid isjust
sitting there with his hand around hotjunk booking MORTIFIED.
So gewust sen of backed out ofthe mere quietly, walked calmly to the
stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest **** aver.
Orr/ god SC) many nurses have told me stories like these.
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#207 - razmantaz (05/24/2013) [-]
Mildly relevant story   
>be 15   
>having operation on my knee   
>sat in ward   
>7 foot Russian doctor walks in   
>built like a russian 						*********					   
>"I'm here to put you to sleep"   
>						****************					   
>takes me surgery room   
>gives me anesthetic   
>"Count backwards from 10"   
"10, 9, 8, 7..."   
>close my eyes   
>						*******					 RISE LIKE A SEAMONSTER SCREAMING   
>Vladamir 						*****					 his Russian pants   
>no memory after that moment
Mildly relevant story
>be 15
>having operation on my knee
>sat in ward
>7 foot Russian doctor walks in
>built like a russian *********
>"I'm here to put you to sleep"
> ****************
>takes me surgery room
>gives me anesthetic
>"Count backwards from 10"
"10, 9, 8, 7..."
>close my eyes
> ******* RISE LIKE A SEAMONSTER SCREAMING
>Vladamir ***** his Russian pants
>no memory after that moment
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#200 - americadubs (05/24/2013) [-]
**americadubs rolls 885,310**
#195 - thoracrian (05/24/2013) [-]
**thoracrian rolls 66**
User avatar #275 to #195 - thebawsofyou (07/21/2013) [-]
you win, im laughing too hard at this, ed you ************
#274 to #195 - themightykamina (06/20/2013) [-]
**themightykamina rolls 303**
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#211 to #195 - itzsquiggle (05/24/2013) [-]
**itzsquiggle rolls 08** Oh yeah?
**itzsquiggle rolls 08** Oh yeah?
#185 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Sorry but i have to get this off my chest. statistically places with more Christians have MORE rape ****** and theft. just one of the MANY FACTS proving that they are destroying the world. not to mention about 80% think Jesus is coming back in there life time which means millions of ignorant people are only planing short term which is having a devastating impact on the world. hey Christians stop burning REAL books and try reading them for once.
#235 to #185 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
*Statistically
*rape, ****** , and theft
*Not
*their
*planning
*Hey
#198 to #185 - elcreepo (05/24/2013) [-]
If this becomes the newest spam craze I'm going to find you and shoot you.
If this becomes the newest spam craze I'm going to find you and shoot you.
#199 to #198 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Sorry but i have to get this off my chest. statistically places with more Christians have MORE rape ****** and theft. just one of the MANY FACTS proving that they are destroying the world. not to mention about 80% think Jesus is coming back in there life time which means millions of ignorant people are only planing short term which is having a devastating impact on the world. hey Christians stop burning REAL books and try reading them for once.
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#186 to #185 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
yea thumb me down you brainwashed idiots
#187 to #186 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
nothing to do with the content you *******
#182 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Note to self: Do that.
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#167 - iBlondie (05/24/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
#161 - jonnyfunk (05/24/2013) [-]
This image has expired
>top content
>2000+ thumbs
>what sorcery is this?
User avatar #164 to #161 - extremrune (05/24/2013) [-]
That "sorcery" is your repost getting to frontpage.
Don't act surprised, it was a good repost.
#165 to #164 - jonnyfunk (05/24/2013) [-]
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**jonnyfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at True Panic ** repost as in caped it off tumblr. really haven't seen it here. glad you liked it.
have a sweet roll
User avatar #168 to #165 - extremrune (05/24/2013) [-]
Well, you never know, but to be sure, just always assume that a post is a repost, unless it has clear signs that it ain't.
User avatar #170 to #168 - roll (05/24/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #190 to #170 - extremrune (05/24/2013) [-]
hi <3
User avatar #218 to #172 - roll (05/24/2013) [-]
TEE-HEE!
#156 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
can you guys make this guy a new meme...he should be a new frogman
lets bring the spirit of the early generations of the internet.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/doctor-who/My+New+Friend/eYcqGrL/

this is why we lost to 9gag...we dont support each other..
User avatar #158 to #156 - dovahsix (05/24/2013) [-]
How about you just stop suggesting terrible ideas?
#155 - beehummingbird (05/24/2013) [-]
**beehummingbird rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at (Last) week in science **

What I fap to
#174 to #155 - spanishninja ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
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#154 - Byte (05/24/2013) [-]
Oh sweet jesus!!!
Oh sweet jesus!!!
User avatar #153 - ButtonFly ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
I'm actually in the hospital right now. I'm not hooked up to a heart monitor though. I'm in for an EEG so doctors are reading my brain waves instead.
I admit, as of right now, I'm incredibly curious as to what an EEG would say if something similar were to happen.
#152 - suiker (05/24/2013) [-]
He didn't continue
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User avatar #149 - funnyjunkforlife (05/24/2013) [-]
note to self...dont masterbate in the hospital..
#212 to #149 - itzsquiggle (05/24/2013) [-]
Or , you could if you like the nurse
User avatar #213 to #212 - funnyjunkforlife (05/24/2013) [-]
and what would i expect? 10 nurses vomiting with disgust
User avatar #148 - thalfak (05/24/2013) [-]
Learn something new everyday
#146 - Lezander (05/24/2013) [-]
Is this Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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