Imagine going through that every time.... ... not just whene you're in the hospital. A lessen I learned in the B! ! liltle! yen while attached iri'. a heart ngu
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Imagine going through that every time...

... not just whene you're in the hospital

A lessen I learned in the B! ! liltle! yen
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We got a he year old boy en eur unit ems, because Pediatrics was full,
and it' s abouta in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses
station having a break and we' re all talking and having a laugh and then
all eta sudden this kids heart gees CRAZY.
So we call the cede and I grab the crash cart and about (ii) of isjust take
off running down the hall and we bust in the mere and this kid isjust
sitting there with his hand around hotjunk booking MORTIFIED.
So gewust sen of backed out ofthe mere quietly, walked calmly to the
stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest **** aver.
Orr/ god SC) many nurses have told me stories like these.
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User avatar #31 - deathcampforjewtie (05/23/2013) [+] (56 replies)
I have a nurse story.

>be me
>my pet loves to fight with the neighborhood pets
>always going to vet
>go to vet one day
>meet cute and really nice nurse
>nothing else really happened, leave
>go to a different place two weeks later
>she's working there
>"oh hey, long time no see."
>she doesn't remember me
>claims to never have worked there
>think I did something wrong
>get sad
>she keeps working there
>start seeing her around the old place now too
>wat.jpg
>seriously getting disturbed
>the worst part is that my Oddish is underleveled.
#5 - martiini (05/23/2013) [+] (23 replies)
So the guy didn't have a 6-way with the nurses?   
   
Oh yeah, this is real life.
So the guy didn't have a 6-way with the nurses?

Oh yeah, this is real life.
#1 - gunnay (05/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
and from that day on little johny never masturbated again...
#22 - pappathethird (05/23/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Another funny hospital boner story, I'm content some of you have heard similar stories:

>Be me
>Hook up with a fat girl on new years eve
>Didn't use protection, yolo, etc.
>Woke up one night with immense pain in penis
>Straight to the hospital
>Bad case of chlamydia
>Nurse comes in
>Starts fondling my crotch
>Stopitboner.jpg
>She says it's ok, happens all the time
>"We have a ... 'way' to deal with that"
>Not sure if I like where this is going
>Firmly grasps shaft of penis
>wtf
> ******* hammers her fist on head of penis with the strength of a thousand nord women
>All blood is literally punched out of penis back in to buddy
>Oh god the pain
>Have nightmares about boner-crushing nurse
>Didn't have a boner for weeks after that
#3 - mattdoggy (05/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Went into hospital for a simple Endoscopy to check me out   
>they hook me up to all the crap and give me some powerful cocktails to get me prepped for the surgeons   
>i'm sitting in a room that is so cold the icecubes i was given to eat weren't melting for over 4 hours   
>the entire time, i'm alone in a gown with no ability to get up or a tv or anything   
>i eventually just start screwing around with my fingers and toes and hair to pass the time   
>just weird crap like that   
>after a while i went to see how long i could hold my breath   
>i take a few deep and quick breathes and try holding   
>after a minute i hear a loud crash and then several nurses and doctors slam through the door   
>they thought the drugs they gave me had made me crash and i had set off an alarm   
>they had knocked over some random person and tipped over the crash cart on the way to me dropping and breaking some things   
>apparently it was worth quite a lot   
>everyone except their chief of surgery who was working with me thought it was funny   
>they drew a frowny face on my forehead to show they weren't happy when i was under   
>me and the chiefs faces as i left the hospital later
>Went into hospital for a simple Endoscopy to check me out
>they hook me up to all the crap and give me some powerful cocktails to get me prepped for the surgeons
>i'm sitting in a room that is so cold the icecubes i was given to eat weren't melting for over 4 hours
>the entire time, i'm alone in a gown with no ability to get up or a tv or anything
>i eventually just start screwing around with my fingers and toes and hair to pass the time
>just weird crap like that
>after a while i went to see how long i could hold my breath
>i take a few deep and quick breathes and try holding
>after a minute i hear a loud crash and then several nurses and doctors slam through the door
>they thought the drugs they gave me had made me crash and i had set off an alarm
>they had knocked over some random person and tipped over the crash cart on the way to me dropping and breaking some things
>apparently it was worth quite a lot
>everyone except their chief of surgery who was working with me thought it was funny
>they drew a frowny face on my forehead to show they weren't happy when i was under
>me and the chiefs faces as i left the hospital later
User avatar #20 - PacManZilla (05/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What would be funnier if it went off again just as they left.
User avatar #29 to #20 - biporch (05/23/2013) [-]
And he died.
#4 - vester (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mortified my arse, he thought his porno fantasies were about to come true. that wasnt horror on his face, he went into horny overdrive.
#56 - shazmo (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
When I had testicular torsion I had to go to the ER for surgery and as I get into the operating room (anesthesia already DJ 4DM1Nistered) I see my old baby sitter and then I pass out. MFW my old baby sitter operated on my ball sack and there was nothing I could do about it
When I had testicular torsion I had to go to the ER for surgery and as I get into the operating room (anesthesia already DJ 4DM1Nistered) I see my old baby sitter and then I pass out. MFW my old baby sitter operated on my ball sack and there was nothing I could do about it
#2 - pooflinger (05/23/2013) [-]
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#19 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (05/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Alas, this is relevant.
User avatar #44 - mrfourtysevenman (05/24/2013) [-]
fun health fact
if you weigh yourself directly after masturbating,

you will still be a fat lonely prick.
#52 - flipgraham (05/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What if it turned out to be...

6 murses?
#195 - thoracrian (05/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**thoracrian rolls 66**
User avatar #28 - masterfuck (05/23/2013) [-]
My friend watched an Amnesia playthrough while he was in the hospital with a heartrate thingy. He told me the nurses freaked out.
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#57 - Holyshizznips (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I had cerebral hemorrhage and was in the hospital for 6 days once... I fapped within the hour of being out of ICU.
I had cerebral hemorrhage and was in the hospital for 6 days once... I fapped within the hour of being out of ICU.
#185 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Sorry but i have to get this off my chest. statistically places with more Christians have MORE rape murder and theft. just one of the MANY FACTS proving that they are destroying the world. not to mention about 80% think Jesus is coming back in there life time which means millions of ignorant people are only planing short term which is having a devastating impact on the world. hey Christians stop burning REAL books and try reading them for once.
#187 to #186 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/24/2013) [-]
nothing to do with the content you *******
#125 - WimTehNecro (05/24/2013) [-]
Their face when.........
Their face when.........
#6 - emberstar (05/23/2013) [-]
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