I've made my choice, 666. Title is reference to the Slayer song Cult. Ii main : This cne time i was in church and my mom said she oculd give the if while the pr
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I've made my choice, 666

I've made my choice, 666. Title is reference to the Slayer song Cult. Ii main : This cne time i was in church and my mom said she oculd give the if while the pr

Title is reference to the Slayer song Cult

Ii main :
This cne time i was in church
and my mom said she oculd
give the if while the priest
was flinging "holy water" at us i
would run into the aisle once he
passed and start hissing and
screaming "IT BURNS"
do u know how many angry
Christians i got in my inbox
because of this
666?
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#15 - warburg (11/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - unusualember (11/23/2013) [-]
Points plus if she screamed like a wookie and had a fake seizure.

I feel kind bad about it, but it's damn easy and fun to troll hardcore Christians.
User avatar #20 to #6 - quoterox (11/23/2013) [-]
The kind of christians that piss me off are the kind that have skin thinner than 1ply toilet paper.

And I used to be a Christian, so trust me- not all of them are like that.
User avatar #26 to #20 - unusualember (11/23/2013) [-]
Oh I know that. Believe me, I've met some very nice Christians in my lifetime. It's just the nutcases that bug me.
User avatar #28 to #26 - quoterox (11/23/2013) [-]
Exactly.

And not all hardcore christians are faggots. Just the over-the-top ones.

Source: My dad is a hardcore christian, but he laughs at stuff like this.
User avatar #29 to #28 - unusualember (11/23/2013) [-]
Exactly what I think. Like I say, I'm not against religion, I'm against the abuse of it. I've never gone as far as to fake a demonic possession, but I have trolled them with science a billion times. It's funny when they get so mad they don't even make sense anymore.
User avatar #31 to #29 - quoterox (11/23/2013) [-]
The biggest reason that I'm no longer a Christian is that I just couldn't make sense of it anymore.

I've gone to all sorts of events, heard different speakers, and the only examples of the 'truth' that they claim to purport are isolated events.

But that said, I can't stand Atheists who make a big deal out of showing Christians how wrong they are. There's nothing wrong with having a difference of opinion.
User avatar #32 to #31 - unusualember (11/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've tried being a Christian before. Confused me as much as it probably did you.

But as you mentioned, there are also those bitches who make it their life's duty to go around disproving miracles in front of crying believers. I mean, it's not hurting you, so why not just let them believe it's the work of God (or Buddha, or whatever). I'd kind of describe it as being like a guy who purposefully goes around telling little children there's no such thing as Santa.
User avatar #33 to #32 - quoterox (11/23/2013) [-]
Exactly. The only reason I was a Christian before, is that I was a kid. I was homeschooled, too, so there was no way that I'd hear both sides. I only heard the Christian side, and a distorted version of Atheism.

Now, don't mind me, but I'm gonna go do something for a while. Not sure what, but something.
User avatar #34 to #33 - unusualember (11/23/2013) [-]
Ok.
User avatar #23 - philliyoMLB (11/23/2013) [-]
Uh none, because everyone on tumblr is an "underachieving genius" teenage athiest?
#66 to #23 - whydoesthishappen (11/24/2013) [-]
nah, you're thinking of reddit
#38 to #23 - blanketandpillow (11/24/2013) [-]
Just like the rest of the internet.
User avatar #51 - rollout (11/24/2013) [-]
**rollout rolled a random comment #172 posted by makerofmemes at Worth It? ** :
As someone living in Australia I would just like to say that, you can have sex with a 16 year old if you're under 18 I think. But if you have sex with a 16 year old and you're saaay 23 you'll get arrested for statuary rape.

I dunno if that's just in NSW but I'm pretty sure it's that way all over Australia

My last words
User avatar #71 to #51 - newsuperyoshi (11/24/2013) [-]
Wise last words.
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User avatar #74 to #73 - wananoo (11/24/2013) [-]
not me
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**unlithe rolls 315** so ******* close last time...
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User avatar #103 to #99 - angrybarts (12/01/2013) [-]
im laughing
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#37 - Yojimbo (11/24/2013) [-]
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $500, Alex.
#67 - deadmuerto (11/24/2013) [-]
he has a "devil may care" attitude
am i right, folks?
User avatar #45 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/24/2013) [-]
Slayer lyrics in the title?
#62 - tck (11/24/2013) [-]
"Do you know how many angry Christians I got in my inbox because of this?"

Zero because he just wants ******* attention. Seriously what would someone even say if they were a Christian and got pissed off by that post?

I hate tumblr. I hate it so much.
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User avatar #75 to #39 - dezzka (11/24/2013) [-]
It says "faggot"
Not kidding.
#1 - secretmouse (11/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - andovaredoras (11/23/2013) [-]
I would totally do this even without the money.
User avatar #2 - mayormilkman (11/23/2013) [-]
hurr hurr hurr 666 is so kewl
User avatar #3 to #2 - mayormilkman (11/23/2013) [-]
and xtians are so stoopid
#18 to #3 - vissova (11/23/2013) [-]
xtians. Really?
xtians. Really?
User avatar #21 to #18 - foamytesquirrel (11/23/2013) [-]
I too wonder what a crosstian is...
#4 to #3 - symmiie (11/23/2013) [-]
lol xtians
lol xtians
User avatar #5 to #4 - mayormilkman (11/23/2013) [-]
Atheists use that term way more than Christians (if Christians use it at all).
User avatar #8 to #5 - theism (11/23/2013) [-]
I've never heard anyone say that before.
User avatar #10 to #8 - BlizzXonetwothree ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
It's like saying X-Mas. Which was actually first done by some monks long ago, so A. It's goofy when people think it's taking Christ out of Christmas and B. It's goofy that atheists use it instead of Christians. It's like the upside down cross. It's really a papal thing, because St. Peter didn't want to be crucified right side up like Jesus was.
(Source: A whole lot of Cracked.com.)
User avatar #11 to #10 - theism (11/23/2013) [-]
I know about xmas but I've never heard xtian.
User avatar #12 to #11 - BlizzXonetwothree ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Technically neither have I, so it's an educated guess. Other reasons I can think of (Jesus isn't real so let's put an X where his name is) are catastrophically more dumb. I could very easily be wrong though.
User avatar #27 to #12 - legitlolz (11/23/2013) [-]
Actually, Xmas isn't an anti-religious thing. At the time he lived, X was the proper way to sign Christ. For confirmation, look at any depiction of Jesus in a Catholic Icon. there is an X above him.
#53 to #27 - smbiosis (11/24/2013) [-]
It isn't an 'x' per se, but rather the Greek letter chi. Early Christians used the chi and rho superimposed on each other to create the early christogram used to demarcate Christian homes and such. The chi and rho are the first two letters for 'Christ' in Greek and it is sometimes intentionally styled to be more cross-like, such as the Staurogram.

In case you were curious that is.
User avatar #13 to #12 - theism (11/23/2013) [-]
i don't think it's a real thing.
User avatar #14 to #13 - BlizzXonetwothree ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Also a valid option. Plus, looking back at it, it just gets rid of Chris. Which is hurtful to me.
User avatar #83 to #3 - xtian (11/24/2013) [-]
What did I ever do to you D:
User avatar #84 to #83 - mayormilkman (11/24/2013) [-]
Sarcasm.
User avatar #89 - johnnaman (11/26/2013) [-]
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#68 - helenwheels (11/24/2013) [-]
"This probably didn't happen, why would your mom take you to church if she didn't care about god that much."
"LAWL! I MAD CHRUTAN ANGERT!"
#70 to #68 - bleeduntildeath (11/24/2013) [-]
when did op say their mom didn't care? maybe she just felt like laughing
User avatar #65 - ridivey (11/24/2013) [-]
wow what a ****** mom
User avatar #64 - skulldan (11/24/2013) [-]
do they REALLY fling holy water at you in the audience? That sounds horrible
User avatar #102 to #64 - skulldan (11/28/2013) [-]
i have no idea why i got red thumbs for this.

i am 100% sincere
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