I'm done. This isn't even.. I can't... Stop internet, you're ruining my life.. deal , SD LAST NIGHT AT DINNER MY 11 YEAR OLID BROTHER SAID "IS IT OPEN SESAME" D
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I'm done. This isn't even.. I can't... Stop internet, you're ruining my life.. deal , SD LAST NIGHT AT DINNER MY 11 YEAR OLID BROTHER SAID "IS IT OPEN SESAME" D

This isn't even.. I can't... Stop internet, you're ruining my life.

deal ,
SD LAST NIGHT AT DINNER MY 11 YEAR OLID BROTHER SAID "IS IT
OPEN SESAME" DR "OPEN SAYS ME"' AND I AM REALLY THE
MEANING OF LIFE RIGHT NOW EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
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#15 - wiggen **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #21 to #15 - Kingsteveooo (06/27/2013) [-]
What I always thought it was
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User avatar #10 - TheFreak (06/27/2013) [-]
It is open sesame because in the original story another guy tried to open the door by saying open barley and open rye and stuff like that. So it's definitely the food.
User avatar #11 to #10 - orrella (06/27/2013) [-]
Saw you had -1 thumbs, looked it up and turned out to be true... its from ali baba, and the guy ends up getting killed because he forgot it and kept saying the wrong type of grain.
#18 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Open sesame; it was used in a story, Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves I think it's called. The thieves hide their gold in a cave and the man watches how they get in (by saying "open sesame") copies what they did once they leave and begins stealing their treasure. Does this multiple times but in the end he gets caught and they chop him into four pieces and mount the pieces over the cave to deter others from doing the same. Morale of the story: mind your own.
User avatar #5 - oniryuuko (06/26/2013) [-]
Open Says-a Me
#7 to #5 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Open Says-a Me, Mario!
#39 - professorfj (06/27/2013) [-]
In the original 40 thieves story the password to their secret horde is say open and then some kind of plant, in this case sesame. The word sesame is also kind of a pun in Arabic because it sounds like sisime, although the meaning of that word escapes me. The first use of the pun "says me" was first used in a popeye cartoon if I remember correctly.

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#12 - mcfattyfatty (06/27/2013) [-]
All I know is, the guard Razoul in Aladdin said "open caraway".
User avatar #16 to #12 - kwanzalord (06/27/2013) [-]
classic
#19 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Wow, this is so funny!!! I wish I could thumb you up more than once!!! Contemplating the meaning of life, haha!!! Wow, tumblr sure is hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing this!!!

******* STUPID
#9 - fireblazing (06/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 - stocxt ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
In the original story Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves it's "Open sesame", but in a Popeye cartoon which I think was called Popeye and the Forty Thieves he says "open says me"
#13 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
well that man has obviously never heard of one thousand and one arabian nights
User avatar #3 - sneperker (06/26/2013) [-]
Open says me must be written in an Italian accent.
User avatar #27 - amegaara (06/27/2013) [-]
the original is in Arabic and it says
افتح يا سمسم
which translate to open sesame

and really?
this is the thing that makes you question your entire life?


source for sourcefags
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_Sesame_%28phrase%29
User avatar #28 to #27 - manofparody (06/27/2013) [-]
How did you write in tiny cursive like that? It looks neat.
User avatar #29 to #28 - amegaara (06/27/2013) [-]
thats arabic
#30 to #29 - manofparody (06/27/2013) [-]
Someone missed the joke...
Someone missed the joke...
#33 to #30 - amegaara (06/27/2013) [-]
you could say
User avatar #35 to #33 - qosfortyone (06/27/2013) [-]
انا بدل رأسي تركب احسن
User avatar #40 to #35 - amegaara (06/27/2013) [-]
صحيح
User avatar #2 - themastermorris (06/26/2013) [-]
I've always thought "open sesame" was just a weird way of saying "open says me"
User avatar #36 - zombiefied (06/27/2013) [-]
HEY GUYS I LOVE TO TALK IN ALL CAPS AND RUNON SENTENCES WHILE MAKING UP STUPID ******* STORIES SO PEOPLE CAN SCREENSHOT THEM SO THEY CAN POST THEM ON FUNNYJUNK I AM LITERALLY DYING IM SO DONE
User avatar #6 - cockassunited (06/26/2013) [-]
In the original story "The arabian nights" it's open sesame.
User avatar #8 to #6 - roderick (06/27/2013) [-]
Yes. His brother went and got in, but forgot what seasoning it was to open the door. when the thieves returned, they killed him.
#4 - iftheshoefits (06/26/2013) [-]
I never thought of this
User avatar #20 - gustaviaable (06/27/2013) [-]
On Swedish it is "Sesam Öppna Dig!" So it's Open Sesame. If it was Open Says Me then it would be "Öppna Säger Jag!" on Swedish
#34 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
You must be 'murican.
#41 - wakkowarner (07/15/2013) [-]
Open says-a me!
User avatar #38 - sinonyx (06/27/2013) [-]
I'M ******* DONE!!!!!!!!!!.
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