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#1 - traelos
Reply +98
(08/05/2013) [-]
No, they're called South Italy.

And Sicily. Don't go to Sicily.
#57 to #1 - rikuru
Reply 0
(08/06/2013) [-]
>mfw I discovered my grandparents are immigrants from Sicily

My mother's family came here (Argentina) beacuse one of my ancestors joined the rebels during WWII
#51 to #1 - hypotheticals
Reply 0
(08/06/2013) [-]
and why would that be dear sir and or madame?
and why would that be dear sir and or madame?
#16 to #1 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account**
Reply +2
(08/05/2013) [-]
Thing i learned from Sicilian grandparents: only go to Sicily if your from Sicily. If your not, never go to Sicily.
#29 to #16 - anon
Reply 0
(08/06/2013) [-]
I NO ONE GOING TO CORRECT THIS ******? *YOU'RE. ************
#2 to #1 - killerjhtwo ONLINE
Reply +7
(08/05/2013) [-]
My Grandma has been to Sicily quite a few times........   
   
   
   
How worried should I be?
My Grandma has been to Sicily quite a few times........



How worried should I be?
#28 to #2 - ecomp
Reply +10
(08/06/2013) [-]
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#33 to #28 - EdwardNigma
Reply +3
(08/06/2013) [-]
This had me laughing more than it should have.
#31 to #28 - aerosol ONLINE
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(08/06/2013) [-]
At least she didn't get involved in a land war in asia
At least she didn't get involved in a land war in asia
#3 to #2 - traelos
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Is she Sicilian?
#19 to #3 - YourName
Reply +1
(08/05/2013) [-]
My grandmother is sicilian, as am I. I believe some of her cousins might actually be in the mafia; we are from Piana Degli Albanesi. Thinking about visiting hometown for the first time when we travel to Italy... is this good or bad?
#24 to #19 - traelos
Reply +6
(08/06/2013) [-]
You're family, you're fine.
#4 to #3 - killerjhtwo ONLINE
Reply +1
(08/05/2013) [-]
No, not at all.
#5 to #4 - traelos
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Does she stick to major cities? Syracuse, Messina, Palermo?
#6 to #5 - killerjhtwo ONLINE
Reply +1
(08/05/2013) [-]
No idea, she's probably been around the vast majority.
#7 to #6 - traelos
Reply +6
(08/05/2013) [-]
Keep a few thousand dollars on hand for a ransom.

Sooner or later the Mafia is gonna kidnap her. It's inevitable.
#17 to #7 - drtfgyhuj
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(08/05/2013) [-]
I went on holiday to Sicily with my grandfather, and just after we arrived a major mafia don was arrested, and apparently he looked just like my grandfather. We got good service for the entire two weeks
#9 to #7 - strangemoo
Reply 0
(08/05/2013) [-]
Pffft, for all we know she's part of the Mafia.
#10 to #9 - traelos
Reply +3
(08/05/2013) [-]
She's not Sicilian.

Pay attention to the story god damn it!
#11 to #10 - strangemoo
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Alright, I'll go sit in the shame corner.
#35 to #11 - niggastolemyname
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(08/06/2013) [-]
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#12 to #11 - traelos
Reply +4
(08/05/2013) [-]
Damn straight.
#14 to #12 - lawlight
Reply +1
(08/05/2013) [-]
come on that's not that bad... the last time i went there it was for 3 weeks and nobody has been killed exept three cyclist.... but it's ok **** the cyclist
#15 to #14 - traelos
Reply +6
(08/05/2013) [-]
This is a chart of crime rates in Italy.
#22 to #15 - jesusthegardener
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(08/05/2013) [-]
i think the only reason Rome is orange is simply the population. more people= more crime
#23 to #22 - traelos
Reply +3
(08/06/2013) [-]
It's per capita.

Rome is orange because Gypsies.
#36 to #23 - niggastolemyname
Reply 0
(08/06/2013) [-]
I feel like capita is more than 1 person
But when I looked it up i remember it saying it was 1 person
#37 to #36 - traelos
Reply 0
(08/06/2013) [-]
Per capita usually is given in per 100,000 people.
#39 to #37 - niggastolemyname
Reply 0
(08/06/2013) [-]
Thank you
BTW
Do you have the gif of a robot going: hahaha, YES and then firing a thumb laser?
#46 to #39 - traelos
Reply 0
(08/06/2013) [-]
I do not.
#63 to #46 - niggastolemyname
Reply 0
(08/06/2013) [-]
Ok\got any random gifs?
Ok\got any random gifs?
#25 to #23 - jesusthegardener
Reply +3
(08/06/2013) [-]
and pope rapes