Homegrown with a sprinkle of freedom. Not mine, but true. taurus = : attle Eunice mad-. ranker glat assoccer 4. 143 was at. Call it Kickball. Everyone loses. Merica
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Homegrown with a sprinkle of freedom

Homegrown with a sprinkle of freedom. Not mine, but true. taurus = : attle Eunice mad-. ranker glat assoccer 4. 143 was at. Call it Kickball. Everyone loses.

Not mine, but true

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#12 - I Am Monkey (07/05/2014) [-]
Call it Kickball. Everyone loses.
User avatar #62 to #12 - geffunplz (07/05/2014) [-]
But then people will argue it should be 'Ballkick'.

Any reason to argue over sports.
#64 to #12 - John Cena (07/05/2014) [-]
swingyourlimbsthatarenthandsatthisroundobject
#63 to #12 - John Cena (07/05/2014) [-]
football ends with ball, so does kickball, and both of them signal that the game is played with feet not hands

england: 8
no so free merica: -2
User avatar #27 to #12 - sexwithyourwife (07/05/2014) [-]
Kick ball is already a game. It's like baseball but played with a rubber ball and it's rolled to the kicker (batter) and basically same baseball rules apply domewhat
#15 to #12 - tetroll (07/05/2014) [-]
**tetroll rolled image** I like it!
User avatar #86 - watthekilo (07/05/2014) [-]
>2014
>Not calling it Roly-Polly-Kick-It-In-The-Goalie
User avatar #138 to #86 - FJuserHAHA (07/05/2014) [-]
this is the name to end the argument once and for all.
#4 - dawnwilliams (07/04/2014) [-]
mfw all this discussion about World Cup and if it's soccer or football and I couldn't give less of a **** about sports
#34 to #4 - John Cena (07/05/2014) [-]
mfw you're fat
User avatar #38 to #34 - Classic (07/05/2014) [-]
#68 to #4 - opsbuttbuddy (07/05/2014) [-]
fatty
#80 to #68 - dawnwilliams (07/05/2014) [-]
ye man I'm completely obese, can't you tell?



I've done soccer, swimming, taekwondo, body combat and cycling. I don't care about watching sports.
#81 to #80 - John Cena (07/05/2014) [-]
Well ugly isn't much better than fat
#82 to #81 - dawnwilliams (07/05/2014) [-]
But I'm adorable :c
#90 to #80 - opsbuttbuddy (07/05/2014) [-]
"and I couldn't give less of a **** about sports" well there was no mention of watching sports soooo woops
#131 to #4 - uzerc (07/05/2014) [-]
I just call it soccer because that pisses more people off.
#23 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
That's why you gotta play ConcreteBall
That's why you gotta play ConcreteBall
User avatar #70 to #23 - nephtus (07/05/2014) [-]
oh god, that looks so painfull
#115 to #23 - imortalpig (07/05/2014) [-]
Thank you for that gif. I wish I could give you more thumbs.
Thank you for that gif. I wish I could give you more thumbs.
#143 to #23 - John Cena (07/05/2014) [-]
A sport for true men
#136 - thetallbeverage (07/05/2014) [-]
But the Brits invented the term, so you know.    
Association Football.   
Assoccer.   
Soccer.
But the Brits invented the term, so you know.
Association Football.
Assoccer.
Soccer.
User avatar #153 to #136 - pokemonstheshiz (07/05/2014) [-]
As a middle ground I vote everyone call it Assoccer
#39 - bemmo (07/05/2014) [-]
Yes, it's embarrassing that we suck at our own sport, but football is still called football.   
You can call the version of rugby where the players wear armour American Football if you want despite there being minimal foot-ball interactions, and technically you can call football soccer in the same way that I can call a candle a waxy burnstick; we're within our rights to do so, but we're both wrong if we say that they're the correct names.
Yes, it's embarrassing that we suck at our own sport, but football is still called football.
You can call the version of rugby where the players wear armour American Football if you want despite there being minimal foot-ball interactions, and technically you can call football soccer in the same way that I can call a candle a waxy burnstick; we're within our rights to do so, but we're both wrong if we say that they're the correct names.
User avatar #41 to #39 - playerdous (07/05/2014) [-]
I thought it was futbol
#49 to #39 - John Cena (07/05/2014) [-]
Soccer is a correct name though numbnuts, it comes from Association Football. Get ****** by facts ****** !

www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/06/the-origin-of-the-word-soccer/

"In fact, in the early days of the sport among the upper echelons of British society, the proper term for the sport was “Soccer”. Not only that, but the sport being referred to as “Soccer” preceded the first recorded instance of it being called by the singular word “Football” by about 18 years, with the latter happening when it became more popular with the middle and lower class. When that happened, the term “Football” gradually began dominating over “Soccer” and the then official name “Association Football”."
User avatar #61 to #49 - geffunplz (07/05/2014) [-]
Therefore you're stating that the British both introduced, used and got rid of the term Soccer, meaning you're using the outdated term.

'Get ****** by facts ******* - don't be such a cunt when you can't even interpret it.
#107 to #39 - agentmoleman (07/05/2014) [-]
the right names..
User avatar #123 to #107 - namnori (07/05/2014) [-]
By that logic we would have multiple different games called handball and quite a few called racquetball. Not all sports are named after the equipment used to play them.

Also the "egg" still qualifies as a ball because the definition of ball at no point states that a object has to be perfectly spherical.
#135 to #107 - newmanchamp (07/05/2014) [-]
Judging by the fact that the person carrying the "handegg" plays for the Dallas Cowboys it should say "turnover" underneath him instead.
User avatar #67 to #39 - mrbuu (07/05/2014) [-]
the ball is a foot long. there for football and in soccer they use both feet. so i will call them feetball.
#103 to #39 - John Cena (07/05/2014) [-]
I don't call it football or soccer, I call it too much work.
User avatar #105 to #39 - RamzaBeoulve (07/05/2014) [-]
Mrs. White, in the lounge room, with the waxy burnstick stick.
User avatar #122 to #39 - namnori (07/05/2014) [-]
Thumbed because funny but it's called football over there because the ball is a foot long. And it's not another version of rugby as it has completely different rules.
Inb4 stupid Amerifag - I'm English
User avatar #60 - lotengo ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Its voetbal because Belgium kicked ur asses
User avatar #118 to #60 - gitanisme ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
It's football then. French.
#87 - victorianfancyman (07/05/2014) [-]
I don't see why it's a big deal.

We can call the sport whatever we like. I think it's kind of unfair to expect 300 million people to change our terminology just because it's different or confusing to people from other countries who we probably won't interact with on a regular basis.


tl;dr relax its just a game...
User avatar #73 - murdtugget (07/05/2014) [-]
Its football when England wins more world cups than the USA
User avatar #89 - noisia (07/05/2014) [-]
In Belgium its voetbal, so that's what it should now be called.
User avatar #104 to #89 - lordtriggs (07/05/2014) [-]
I can go with that

at least sounds like football
User avatar #120 to #89 - gitanisme ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Both voetbal and football then.
#35 - John Cena (07/05/2014) [-]
I just thumb everything American down.
User avatar #155 to #35 - thepandaking (07/05/2014) [-]
"You're in a different country than I am so I'll get back at you for that grievance by getting angry at anything that mentions your country"

when are people going to ******* grow up and realize there are cunts in every country? every country has its blind patriots and every country has its ironic patriots, and then there's the majority that are indifferent to being patriotic. How does this kind of **** determine your opinion on a person? Even if a person looooooves America, like a lot, without denouncing other countries, how does that make them an asshole?
Jesus, internets.
#54 to #35 - John Cena (07/05/2014) [-]
Butthurt eurofag detected
User avatar #48 to #35 - theshadowed (07/05/2014) [-]
See this is why Americans think we're cunts
**** you and the people who thumbed you up
#65 to #48 - John Cena (07/05/2014) [-]
We'll thumb you down too.
User avatar #112 to #65 - theshadowed (07/05/2014) [-]
You are all pathetic cunts
#28 - klina (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh my 			*******		 god I'm sick of these WC posts.
Oh my ******* god I'm sick of these WC posts.
User avatar #119 to #28 - gitanisme ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
I'm sick of your gay weeaboo ******** too.
User avatar #47 to #28 - huszti (07/05/2014) [-]
many people don't like certain stuff. they don't cry like little girls about it though. this is not an anime/dr who/avatar/harry potter/whatever fandom page but a site about potentially anything. WC is over in a week anyway and then you won't see **** about any WC in 4 years.
deal with it.
#66 to #28 - lplplplp (07/05/2014) [-]
I'm sick of anime posts, but i'm not complaining
User avatar #36 to #28 - closothehomosexual (07/05/2014) [-]
some of us dont enjoy watching people kick around a ball for an hour and a half

whats the ******* hype
#30 to #28 - samfuckingnewman ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Well these WC posts are sick of you too
User avatar #32 - fuckingtrolls (07/05/2014) [-]
This is why I wanted the U.S. to win the world cup
#134 - John Cena (07/05/2014) [-]
MURICA
#79 - foxranger (07/05/2014) [-]
Whenever people miss a shot this is all I can think of. I have no idea why.
Whenever people miss a shot this is all I can think of. I have no idea why.
User avatar #69 - svity (07/05/2014) [-]
footsoccerball
#46 - lordbyronxiv (07/05/2014) [-]
just let soccer be the American English translation, and football be the British English translation, and 			*******		 be done with it.    
   
I've never seen an American wage an internet war over why the 			****		 the British call chips what almost everyone else calls some variation of fries or pomme frites.
just let soccer be the American English translation, and football be the British English translation, and ******* be done with it.

I've never seen an American wage an internet war over why the **** the British call chips what almost everyone else calls some variation of fries or pomme frites.
#53 to #46 - carcassofgorguts (07/05/2014) [-]
Psst, Soccer is originally from England and is still used by Australia, New Zealand, South Africa and the US!
User avatar #92 to #53 - qwertykon (07/05/2014) [-]
And Canada
#56 to #46 - John Cena (07/05/2014) [-]
I have. People are the same no matter where they're from, they hate differences.
#99 - Orc (07/05/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Oh, boy, I thought I was going to go today without seeing people talk **** about America in the comments because we call it soccer!
#75 - insanefreak ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
And in Belgium, we call it voetbal. Does that mean Americans have to call it that now, since we won against them?

#26 - hirashima (07/05/2014) [-]
England Vs 'Merica Stats
Played 10 Won 7 Draw 1 Lose 2 Goals For 36 Goals Against 9 - 75% win ratio

Totally better than England
#40 to #26 - John Cena (07/05/2014) [-]
2014 World cup:
England: Out in group stage
America: Out in final 16
Are you even trying?
#29 to #26 - hirashima (07/05/2014) [-]
'Merica win ratio overall matches 51.8%

England win ratio overall matches 68%

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