Hi. . my friend is hiding underlois bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bea Hi my friend is hiding underlois bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go PE only way you can see him if get on floor behind bea
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#6 - angrybarts
Reply +157
(01/02/2014) [-]
HFW someone sits on the bean bag
#2 - chimpaflimp
Reply +49
(01/02/2014) [-]
What's that, light bulb? Lois Bean?

It took me longer than I'd like to admit to make this.
#7 to #2 - brcstar
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(01/02/2014) [-]
#8 - skullnigga
Reply +29
(01/02/2014) [-]
what a lazy cunt
#13 to #8 - adu ONLINE
Reply +7
(01/02/2014) [-]
He says from the comfort of his chair and level 248 Funnyjunk account.
#65 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
***** u gay
#80 to #65 - adu ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
**** you I do what I want.
**** you I do what I want.
#14 to #13 - feelythefeel
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
Level 326 here, what a lazy cunt.
#38 to #14 - icameheretotroll
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
***** pls
#16 to #14 - adu ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
Also I'm level 335, get on my level.
#15 to #14 - adu ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
Really I think we're all lazy cunts. But we have each other, and that's what matters.
#17 to #13 - skullnigga
Reply -1
(01/02/2014) [-]
yeah, **** me for having green thumbs, im so lazy and fat
#18 to #17 - adu ONLINE
Reply +2
(01/02/2014) [-]
yfw
#77 to #18 - hokeymon
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
I think I'm a lot skinner than that because I'm a ******* poor lazy cunt. Suck it I win.
#4 - vozlov
Reply +23
(01/02/2014) [-]
That's a genius right there! a lazy one
#41 - thelastelephant
Reply +14
(01/02/2014) [-]
I hated P.E. in middle school and high school.   
   
 High school P.E. was basically "DO YOU EVEN LIFT?" every morning. Racquet sports was nice because tennis is running and not lifting.
I hated P.E. in middle school and high school.

High school P.E. was basically "DO YOU EVEN LIFT?" every morning. Racquet sports was nice because tennis is running and not lifting.
#46 to #41 - itsbendingtime
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Why didn't you lift?
#48 to #46 - thelastelephant
Reply +5
(01/02/2014) [-]
Because I'm a skinny ass muddafugga. 6'0", 120 lbs. It's more a variety of medical reasons, the worst being my screwed-up back.

Fun story from that class: Gym teacher thought I was being lazy because I couldn't lift more than 30 lbs. He wouldn't accept that I was physically incapable of lifting much more than 40, so he tried to make me lift a 100-pound barbell. I nearly tore the muscles in both my arms because of his ***********.
#70 to #48 - gorilladinn
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(01/02/2014) [-]
lanky assed **********
#81 to #70 - thelastelephant
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
Yup
#84 to #48 - keatontheghostfox
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
by lift do you mean curl or actually just lift?
#85 to #84 - thelastelephant
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Both, but technically I can't curl more than about 30 to 40 pounds.
#87 to #85 - keatontheghostfox
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
actually I can curl like 25 and thats it
#86 to #85 - keatontheghostfox
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
oh, I can't even curl like 20-25... I'm weak
#37 - gglai
Reply +4
(01/02/2014) [-]
'skip PE'
wtf is wrong with that guy. PE is the best subject in school.
#40 to #37 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
It is, actually.
#45 to #37 - roflnaut
Reply +3
(01/02/2014) [-]
I don't know why everyone is thumbing you down.
I liked P.E. I find running relaxing, and it was basically just an hour of running or talking with friends.
#51 to #45 - ubisoft
Reply +10
(01/02/2014) [-]
But if you're a guy that is fat and can't run and that has no friends then that's another story.
#67 to #51 - kyrozor
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
Well then it's your own ******* faults for being fat cunts with no friends. Not hard to work out and not hard to make friends.
Well then it's your own ******* faults for being fat cunts with no friends. Not hard to work out and not hard to make friends.
#73 to #67 - revengeforfreeze
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Stfu. It's called school not run around and do stupid exercises. The friend part, sure, but why is music and art so underprivileged compared to PE? ******* bs. I was in music class for about.. 6-7 years and I did not learn a single riff while we did everything between heaven and earth in PE and they did not even take respects to wat who could do in PE, not giving a rotten half **** what abilities who had.

And how much am I going to use compared to other subjects?
#74 to #73 - kyrozor
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Oh I don't know, day to day things like walking and breathing and most other physical stuff. Also P.E did entry level **** for pretty much everyone. They'd tell everyone to do the same thing and would help the people who were struggling but only if they actually TRIED. Like there's no point in trying to help someone that's not even trying to help themselves. I mean **** son. P.E in my school was a huge bonding experience. We were playing basketball and some kid came in and a wheelchair asking if he could somehow play, we said "Yeah we'll figure something out" took it to the teacher and she was like "Follow me, I'll have this sorted" and led us to a cupboard filled with wheelchairs and we sat for a goo couple hours playing wheelchair basketball.

That being said. Music in my school was very good. I learned a bit about guitar and drums. All we needed to do was ask the teachers and they'd help us make the most of our class time instead of the recluses that sat and complained and did nothing but ponk away at glockenspiels all day.

All of this from a computing student.
#76 to #74 - revengeforfreeze
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(01/02/2014) [-]
Bonding*
#75 to #74 - revengeforfreeze
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
Ahh , yeah, it's not like I do that without going to PE, you're right. I never exercise without having been taught.

I have no idea what binding experience you are talking about and if course I would help myself, that's why I lift and do cardio every so often. But all the sports did was turn people against eachkther and get mad at eachother.

That dies not sound like music class. All we did was like 4 chords. It was as boring as hell and we never played the electric guitar. No idea what a glkckenspiel is. I guess we use a different word here.
#78 to #75 - kyrozor
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(01/02/2014) [-]
It's like a little metal Xylophone
#79 to #78 - revengeforfreeze
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(01/02/2014) [-]
K den
#61 to #51 - anon
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(01/02/2014) [-]
which lots of funnyjunkers are
#19 - onceman ONLINE
Reply +9
(01/02/2014) [-]
How lazy do you have to be to skip P.E.? I love P.E. wtf like what would make you wanna skip it.
#29 to #19 - strikingeight
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
The part where they make you take a written exam.
#33 to #29 - ilovedolan
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
wat
#53 to #19 - danzoshimura
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
When you live in Miami and it's 90 degrees out with 95% humidity you tend to hate PE.
#82 to #53 - onceman ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/03/2014) [-]
I lived in Royal Palm Beach from ages 9-14
#83 to #82 - onceman ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/03/2014) [-]
and Hollywood, Broward, 7-9
#20 to #19 - loneranger
Reply +2
(01/02/2014) [-]
Accidentally getting a boner when you change into your pt uniform?
#21 to #20 - onceman ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
waistband that ****, it will go away soon enough if you're doing enough physically activity.
#34 to #21 - ilovedolan
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
What if you have to tuck your shirt in
#22 to #21 - loneranger
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
I'm just speaking from experience from when I was in high school. I never skipped the class, I ******* loved it. I'm just trying to throw some suggestions out there as to what excuse he would have to miss it.
#23 to #22 - onceman ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
Yeah P.E. boners are annoying and awkward, but that's no reason to skip unless the kid is just a prissy scumbag that skips for anything, I still think it's lazyness and refusal to do physical activity
#24 to #23 - loneranger
Reply +2
(01/02/2014) [-]
Agreed. I just noticed your avatar, Echte liebe for BVB.
#25 to #24 - onceman ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
I really need to change it, haha, I like Bayern cause I liked how they played in the Audi Cup in 2011 but I'm a fan of Barca
#26 to #25 - loneranger
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(01/02/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, I'm only a fan of BVB because I absolutely love watching games with my wifes dad. He's a die hard fan and never misses a game. It's the only kind of bonding I can do with my wifes dad because I still havent learned enough Deutch to speak it yet and he doesn't know English.
#28 to #26 - onceman ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
That's pretty great man, I think that's a good way to bond with him and learn deutch. I think that's a pretty genuine to be a fan
#31 to #28 - loneranger
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
He really knows how to make me feel like family, I love spending time at her parents place. We also have a great time drinking beer and shots of schnaps.
#30 to #28 - loneranger
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
I've learned some German only from listening to Rammstein and repeating it to my wife and asking her what I just said. She doesn't like Rammstein.
#32 to #30 - onceman ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
Haha yeah they're really good, don't listen to them any more, but only cause I've grown out of that genre.
#62 - ducksarekawaii
Reply +4
(01/02/2014) [-]
P.E was pretty ****** in my UK high school. So bad that I used a very repetitive excuse to avoid it for 3 years. Still got top grades in it.
P.E was pretty ****** in my UK high school. So bad that I used a very repetitive excuse to avoid it for 3 years. Still got top grades in it.
#44 - mrgoodlove
Reply +4
(01/02/2014) [-]
That high school has a really nice ******* library.
#47 to #44 - sedativechunk
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
Tell me about it, looks like a ******* university.
#59 to #44 - threadcreator
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(01/02/2014) [-]
I wish my school had a ******* library.
#60 to #59 - threadcreator
Reply 0
(01/02/2014) [-]
Get a blowjob and read a good book at the same time.
#56 - lespoisson
Reply +3
(01/02/2014) [-]
P.E. sucks its just a big dick flopping contest