God picked you. . so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair i don' t play guitar maybe it was god telling you you rock no no, he picke tumblr funny
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God picked you

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so i was just taking a shower
and a guitar pick fell out of my
hair
i don' t play guitar
maybe it was god telling you you
rock
no no, he picked you
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#1 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
The pick of destiny!
User avatar #49 to #1 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/20/2013) [-]
the dick of destiny!*
#5 - manofbeardliness (11/19/2013) [-]
That tends to happen. Most guitarist will vouch that picks will fall out of the space time continuum and not reappear for a number of years (or never). Occasionally they will be transferred to other locations as well (like your shower).
#12 to #5 - theoddanon (11/19/2013) [-]
Put pick in my folder and seal it, pick reappears within my guitar.
Put pick in my folder and seal it, pick reappears within my guitar.
User avatar #13 to #12 - manofbeardliness (11/19/2013) [-]
I put a pic on top of my dresser one time. I didn't find it until I took a trip to New Jersey this past spring.... I'm from North Carolina.
User avatar #15 to #5 - kilik (11/20/2013) [-]
acoustic guitars are terrible with this. Ill keep watch on every ******* pick i use and ill still have like 10 in my guitar after a session
User avatar #18 to #15 - acoustic (11/20/2013) [-]
My guitars are just fine thank you very much.
User avatar #22 to #15 - burningchimera (11/20/2013) [-]
and then they fall in the pit of no return
User avatar #35 to #22 - mindheistninetysev (11/20/2013) [-]
And you have to turn it upside down and shake it until it falls out.
#45 to #35 - anon (11/20/2013) [-]
and you actually summon the old gods with that, too
User avatar #24 to #5 - WolfRider (11/20/2013) [-]
i buy packs of picks with 10 picks and i get home with like 4 picks in the unopened package
theyre like socks in a dryers
User avatar #56 to #24 - manofbeardliness (11/20/2013) [-]
They're like Waldo, you can't find them.
User avatar #44 to #24 - mrhaihoang (11/20/2013) [-]
or girls' bobby pins
#2 - robertelee (11/19/2013) [-]
**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at mad **   
maybe you just really needed a bath you dirty hippie
**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at mad **
maybe you just really needed a bath you dirty hippie
#4 - burnboy ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
It was no accident that that pick fell out of your hair.   
   
You are, THE CHOSEN ONE!   
   
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED!!!
It was no accident that that pick fell out of your hair.

You are, THE CHOSEN ONE!

THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED!!!
#16 - heystopitrightnow (11/20/2013) [-]
Here is the full length one...from my friends page ._.
#19 - snakefire (11/20/2013) [-]
As a guitarist, when you drop a pick it ends up though a worm hole.

The other end of the portal must be in this dudes hair.
User avatar #39 to #19 - mitchr (11/20/2013) [-]
Same with DS styluses and combs.
User avatar #28 to #19 - thighhighkneesocks (11/20/2013) [-]
I couldn't even begin to guess how many guitar picks I have lost to the worm hole.
User avatar #21 to #19 - Zeigh ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
It's the same thing with pencils, erasers and sharpeners.
Whenever I'm drawing and I start getting into it, one of the above is sure to drop and disappear through the nether dimensions of lore.
User avatar #6 - thijsofbodom (11/19/2013) [-]
so that is where my picks are all going
User avatar #8 - pudingcade (11/19/2013) [-]
*guitar solo out of no where*
User avatar #48 - nazrix (11/20/2013) [-]
so this is where all the guitarists' picks go to die...
#46 - jakols ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
then lets, rock!
then lets, rock!
User avatar #41 - darksideofthebeast (11/20/2013) [-]
Oh so that explains why every time I drop a pick it wants to travel through all 12 dimensions, at light speed whilst slowing down time in it's reality but going nuts in mine.
#38 - itbelongstocat (11/20/2013) [-]
So all my picks that suddenly disappear went to your hair?!
User avatar #3 - pbnjam (11/19/2013) [-]
You should check your g-strings while you're at it.
#34 - elizabethsiber (11/20/2013) [-]
Quantum Physics in action (could be the uncertainty principle, quantum teleportation which doesn't seem to be a real word to FJ spellcheck , or a number of different principles really)
User avatar #36 to #34 - elizabethsiber (11/20/2013) [-]
gave me red underline beneath teleportation
#58 - aaronfilkins ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
That last comment reminds me of one of the the dumbest things I've ever said in front of my parents... I had my girlfriend over, and me, her, and both my parents were in the living room. My stepdad and I were playing guitar and singing, and after one song he reaches over with his guitar pick in hand and pokes my mom with it while saying "I pick you". My girlfriend went "Aww!" So, not to be outdone, I reach over with my left hand and start "playing" on my gf's arm and said "And I finger you!"
#54 - ganaron (11/20/2013) [-]
*A comment about how that must be where all my picks go so i can show everyone I'm talented*
#52 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/20/2013) [-]
Big ass tits bouncing on a turtle's ass making monkey sounds while eating a ************* strawberry.
#51 - Yojimbo (11/20/2013) [-]
Yesterday outside IHOP I accidentally dropped my unprotected Ipod from shoulder level and it didn't shatter

MFW
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