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Fucking sun

er in:
usage:
my diet: has a let in common with the
sun
nobody litres looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
WEN WHEN WHEN
It rises at the crack dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92, 960, 000 miles away trom me?
nobody will ever touch it?
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#8 - carelessinteractin (08/07/2013) [-]
"rises at the crack of dawn?"
User avatar #64 to #8 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (08/07/2013) [-]
I think that's what cockringtoss was hoping to lead into before he got all the replies, and by the time he said it, it was too late (and too hilarious) to make any difference.
User avatar #78 to #8 - hydraetis (08/07/2013) [-]
Mine certainly does
#102 to #78 - ryuryu (08/07/2013) [-]
Alright, sorry to bother you then
User avatar #122 to #102 - hydraetis (08/08/2013) [-]
......what?
#105 to #8 - anon (08/07/2013) [-]
morning wood
#84 to #8 - Deavas (08/07/2013) [-]
uhh
i thought that was the joke
#99 to #84 - ryuryu (08/07/2013) [-]
I think it was actually talking about morning wood.
#100 to #99 - Deavas (08/07/2013) [-]
yeah i got it
#16 to #8 - yomommabinshoppin (08/07/2013) [-]
<replace text with "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
#86 to #16 - butterisgood (08/07/2013) [-]
have this.
#124 to #16 - sinclairr (08/08/2013) [-]
little late but here you go
#61 to #8 - arjunz (08/07/2013) [-]
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#113 to #8 - mlpokeyuan (08/07/2013) [-]
You're the best
#12 to #8 - tehfalconguy (08/07/2013) [-]
That was ******* good.
Good job. I'm proud of you.
#18 to #12 - anon (08/07/2013) [-]
shes ten you pedo
User avatar #33 to #18 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (08/07/2013) [-]
She's a drawing
User avatar #21 to #18 - amazeballs (08/07/2013) [-]
And?
User avatar #32 to #18 - newhinji **User deleted account** (08/07/2013) [-]
She's also not real, so what's the problem?
User avatar #35 - lindow (08/07/2013) [-]
Balls orbit around it?
#5 - karmakoala (08/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 to #5 - ariakon ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Shut up, your armor is pink.
#29 to #22 - karmakoala (08/07/2013) [-]
It's lightish red.
User avatar #114 to #29 - agentdoubleohio (08/07/2013) [-]
yeah, you know what they call that, pink
User avatar #77 to #29 - octaviano (08/07/2013) [-]
End of the line, Red!
#39 - lordoxygen (08/07/2013) [-]
And everyone takes time to look at the black one overshadowing it time from time.
#10 - snoopi (08/07/2013) [-]
Small compared to some other ones?
Small compared to some other ones?
User avatar #47 to #10 - commandershit (08/07/2013) [-]
goddamnit , even reposted comments get more thumbs than the original

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fucking-tumblr/Fucking+sun/eaXtGrn/3#3
User avatar #49 to #47 - snoopi (08/07/2013) [-]
I honestly didn't see your comment before when I posted that
User avatar #50 to #49 - commandershit (08/07/2013) [-]
That might be , but I'm pretty sure the guys who thumbed you did
User avatar #51 to #50 - snoopi (08/07/2013) [-]
Maybe some people pay more attention to posts with gifs

Anyways, if it's any consolation I'll thumb your comment
User avatar #54 to #51 - commandershit (08/07/2013) [-]
oh well , have a thumb from me aswell then
#11 to #10 - anon (08/07/2013) [-]
but still bigger than the white ones ;)
User avatar #31 to #11 - deadrifler (08/07/2013) [-]
"Brown" stars are actually the weakest of Stars. The largest and strongest burning are Blue, and second strongest is a "Blueish white"....dwarves need not apply
#30 - crazyolitis (08/07/2013) [-]
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#25 - zzzanzitron (08/07/2013) [-]
was it worshipped?
was it worshipped?
#88 to #25 - wobblewub ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Pr... prah... p- prah...   
   
 PRAAAAAAAAAAAISE!
Pr... prah... p- prah...

PRAAAAAAAAAAAISE!
User avatar #3 - commandershit (08/06/2013) [-]
It's yellow and small compared to others?
#123 to #3 - minecraftmemes (08/08/2013) [-]
Asians face when
Asians face when
#14 to #3 - whatamidoingwithme (08/07/2013) [-]
Actually sun is pretty big star. Not the biggest of course.
User avatar #106 to #14 - coolcalx (08/07/2013) [-]
our star is average sized.
#26 to #14 - anon (08/07/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #97 to #14 - wastelandgunner (08/07/2013) [-]
The sun is a very small star compared to others. Betelguese is 500 times bigger and produces 16000x more light than our own sun.
#87 - demonbunny (08/07/2013) [-]
No, it just burns.
No, it just burns.
#59 - killerblue (08/07/2013) [-]
Drives people insane trying to find it
#52 - feniex (08/07/2013) [-]
I can't look at it without squinting?
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User avatar #91 - kristovsky (08/07/2013) [-]
It looks a lot smaller than it actually is?
#80 - titsandgtfo (08/07/2013) [-]
I'm actually curious as to what his original analogy was going to be
User avatar #83 to #80 - bronybox (08/07/2013) [-]
Huge, explosive, and necessary for life to exist.
#55 - OsamaBinLadenz (08/07/2013) [-]
Not one "Praise the Sun" comment. I am surprised.
User avatar #92 to #55 - psyachu ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
okay, I've seen so many "praise the sun" comments. What is this from, I'm letgitimately curious
User avatar #96 to #92 - OsamaBinLadenz (08/07/2013) [-]
Pretty vague, but I'm not sure how much more I could tell you.
User avatar #94 to #92 - OsamaBinLadenz (08/07/2013) [-]
In Dark Souls, there's a character names Solaire of Astora. Your first meeting with him, he's staring in the direction of the sun. In fact, there's a gesture you can make in that game named "Praise the Sun"
User avatar #93 to #55 - zorororonoa (08/07/2013) [-]
Because solaire would never praise his dick
User avatar #56 to #55 - OsamaBinLadenz (08/07/2013) [-]
Actually, still debating whether #25 counts.
#117 - snerus ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
It belongs to Princess Celestia?
It belongs to Princess Celestia?
#73 - triggathepirate (08/07/2013) [-]
wait... items.
Darius Negrophallus.
Darius Negrophallusistrator... what?
#65 - aneggyegg (08/07/2013) [-]
Fiery coronal mass ejections?
Fiery coronal mass ejections?
#62 - syswolf (08/07/2013) [-]
Annoys the **** out of people when they're driving?
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