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Drink Straight Angle

Drink Straight Angle. It's a joke about drinking limes.. HE: -ginning i _ dent understand this Mas and Its i‘ restartin_ g me Well, I guess the Ida haire a . te

It's a joke about drinking limes.

HE: -ginning
i _ dent understand this Mas and Its i‘ restartin_ g me
Well, I guess the
Ida haire a . tendency In miss the Juicy Juice .
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#19 - EpicAnon (04/11/2014) [-]
I wish I was high on potenuse
#20 to #19 - tkfishandchips (04/11/2014) [-]
"I totally said that first, teach!"
User avatar #68 to #20 - halathehuntress (04/11/2014) [-]
I have been looking for this picture forever. Thank you good sir.
User avatar #8 - DeathKnight (04/10/2014) [-]
OP should've made the title "Punch line in the title"
#13 to #8 - ugoboom (04/11/2014) [-]
genius
#9 - roddor ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
>Juicy-Juice Hypotenuse
Holy **** that's good.
#1 - sciencexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
"Juicy Juice Hypotenuse"
"Juicy Juice Hypotenuse"
#83 to #1 - gitanisme (04/11/2014) [-]
Wow, it's almost like we saw the same content !
Wow, it's almost like we saw the same content !
#84 to #83 - sciencexplain (04/11/2014) [-]
And I'm sure you're the first person to react like that to people tagging a section of the content with a reaction in the comments.
And I'm sure you're the first person to react like that to people tagging a section of the content with a reaction in the comments.
#85 to #84 - gitanisme (04/11/2014) [-]
You're not the first person to tell me that
#86 to #85 - sciencexplain (04/11/2014) [-]
And you're not the first person to respond with that after a retort like mine.
#87 to #86 - gitanisme (04/11/2014) [-]
"To be fair, it's a cheap one. Putting a Ken Jeong community GIF next to a part of the content really is a cheap shot, but IDGAF."

User avatar #88 to #87 - sciencexplain (04/11/2014) [-]
Still, nearly 200 thumbs. It's the most thumbs I've gotten on a comment ever. I should just do this instead of my job. I have a knack for cheapshots.
#32 - empithree (04/11/2014) [-]
So, as everyone knows, two different species (flavors) of cheerios cannot mate, right? That is, if one is honey-nut and another is blueberry, they cannot mate. Anyway, there is this one normal cheerio that is in love with a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, he cannot mate with her. He can't even communicate with her because they are of different species. So, he invents a machine that changes all of his CNA (Cheerio DNA) into whichever type of cheerio that he wants. However, this machine performs a process that is extraordinarily painful, because that sort of thing would hurt. Anyway. He does it, and the normal flavored cheerio becomes a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, this girl cheerio hates him so much that she invents an identical machine and does the process on herself in order to become a cinnamon-apple cheerio, just so she can avoid this creeper. So, she does it. The boy cheerio is starting to get upset at this because he really wants her. So he tells himself that he will go through the pain for her, and becomes a cinnamon-apple cheerio. She then changes to a honey-nut cheerio! He decides that this is the last time that he will change cheerio type. He does it, and she changes one more time, into a normal cheerio - the kind he originally was. So he says out loud, "Okay, this is really the last time. If she changes again, I will just stay back with my family." So he becomes a normal cheerio again, and she doesn't change fast enough for him to put his moves on her. So, they start dating, and he finally asks her to the Formal Bowl (ahaha, get it, bowl instead of ball). Anyway, they get there and dance intensely for a few hours. Finally, they get tired and she sends the boy cheerio to the milk bowl (you know, since it's a cereal dance, they have that and punch). He gets there and stands in line for ten minutes. Finally fed up at the really long line, he looks over at the bowl of punch and realizes there is no punch line.
So, as everyone knows, two different species (flavors) of cheerios cannot mate, right? That is, if one is honey-nut and another is blueberry, they cannot mate. Anyway, there is this one normal cheerio that is in love with a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, he cannot mate with her. He can't even communicate with her because they are of different species. So, he invents a machine that changes all of his CNA (Cheerio DNA) into whichever type of cheerio that he wants. However, this machine performs a process that is extraordinarily painful, because that sort of thing would hurt. Anyway. He does it, and the normal flavored cheerio becomes a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, this girl cheerio hates him so much that she invents an identical machine and does the process on herself in order to become a cinnamon-apple cheerio, just so she can avoid this creeper. So, she does it. The boy cheerio is starting to get upset at this because he really wants her. So he tells himself that he will go through the pain for her, and becomes a cinnamon-apple cheerio. She then changes to a honey-nut cheerio! He decides that this is the last time that he will change cheerio type. He does it, and she changes one more time, into a normal cheerio - the kind he originally was. So he says out loud, "Okay, this is really the last time. If she changes again, I will just stay back with my family." So he becomes a normal cheerio again, and she doesn't change fast enough for him to put his moves on her. So, they start dating, and he finally asks her to the Formal Bowl (ahaha, get it, bowl instead of ball). Anyway, they get there and dance intensely for a few hours. Finally, they get tired and she sends the boy cheerio to the milk bowl (you know, since it's a cereal dance, they have that and punch). He gets there and stands in line for ten minutes. Finally fed up at the really long line, he looks over at the bowl of punch and realizes there is no punch line.
#44 to #32 - Rascal (04/11/2014) [-]
you sir...			****		 you. makin me read all that for nothing
you sir... **** you. makin me read all that for nothing
#82 to #44 - xrayfishx (04/11/2014) [-]
Here's something to cheer you up... it's timed, though, to deter moderators.
Here's something to cheer you up... it's timed, though, to deter moderators.
#2 - cocosmama (04/10/2014) [-]
**cocosmama rolled image** mfw I finally get the punchline.
**cocosmama rolled image** mfw I finally get the punchline.
User avatar #30 to #2 - arsenalthegunners (04/11/2014) [-]
hahahaha oh god.
never use russian produvts
never
User avatar #34 to #30 - profkitty (04/11/2014) [-]
I believe what is truly happening are a special round produced and distributed throughout dangerous zones, this round if you would like to thing is to powerful for the weapon causing it to malfunction or blow up, IE sabotage rounds. Sometimes RPG rockets are made this way, and it has disastrous effects on the operator.
#33 to #30 - Rascal (04/11/2014) [-]
It's probably chinese. I have little knowledge of the subject, but russian weapons are usually quite reliable. So I've heard, anyway.

OUT
#78 to #33 - Rascal (04/11/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's an AK-74 of some kind, originally russian-made, no idea about now though
#39 to #2 - thelastelephant ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
But...it's not a Glock...
But...it's not a Glock...
#64 - iamstoopid (04/11/2014) [-]
i wish i was high on potenuse
User avatar #67 - rapsuskiller (04/11/2014) [-]
It technically is not an hypotenuse, since it isn´t the side of a right triangle that doesn´t form any right angles with other side
Not trying to ruin the joke, but ruining it
If what I´m saying is wrong please correct me because I will be very embarassed and it will be really funny
#73 to #67 - phoenikz (04/11/2014) [-]
don't worry, it's not a hypotenuse. i don't get the joke at all.
User avatar #74 to #73 - rapsuskiller (04/11/2014) [-]
It´s probably a variation from an older one where a image pun was posted and someone interpreted it incorrectly. But the actual pun would be punchline
#81 to #74 - phoenikz (04/11/2014) [-]
oooooooooh it all makes sense now. thank you.
#90 to #67 - Rascal (04/13/2014) [-]
a hypotenuse is a certain side of a straight edged triangle (sorry for bad translation), that is just a god damn line. Calling it anything else is retarded, hence you are correct and tumblr is promoting retardation sprinkled with cancer.
User avatar #91 to #90 - rapsuskiller (04/13/2014) [-]
And most of FJ is believing the retardation
#65 - techjoker (04/11/2014) [-]
Where's the stupid and unneeded comment? Is that really tumblr?
Where's the stupid and unneeded comment? Is that really tumblr?
#42 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
#63 to #42 - okamibanshu (04/11/2014) [-]
What you said you did, your picture, what your really doing, mine.
What you said you did, your picture, what your really doing, mine.
User avatar #3 - rulebysecrecy ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
jokeexplain wtf is the joke here.
User avatar #38 to #3 - zombiepipboy (04/11/2014) [-]
your name is an awesome song
User avatar #43 to #38 - rulebysecrecy ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
its not muse
#48 to #3 - Rascal (04/11/2014) [-]
its a punch, with a line under...



PUNCH LINE there you go anon delivers
User avatar #21 to #3 - usaexplain (04/11/2014) [-]
There's only one "E" in his username. Just pointing that out so you'll actually be able to summon him in the future.
User avatar #46 to #21 - TittyCinnamon ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
why are there so many of you guys? are half of you even legit?
User avatar #51 to #46 - Ryu (04/11/2014) [-]
Joke explain started a campaign hiring people to become -something-explain so people could type their names in the comments when someone didn't understand something. It didn't really work, most are jokey spin offs, or not "Official" by joke explains standards.
User avatar #52 to #51 - TittyCinnamon ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
ah i c ok thx
User avatar #54 to #52 - sspacecore (04/11/2014) [-]
grammerexplain please help!
User avatar #55 to #54 - TittyCinnamon ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
>grammer
User avatar #56 to #55 - sspacecore (04/11/2014) [-]
the only reason I used grammar as opposed to spelling is because i have seen the grammerexplain, but have not seen a spellingexplain or something along those lines, and didn't want to summon a non-existent explain.
User avatar #57 to #56 - TittyCinnamon ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
ah i c ok thx
User avatar #58 to #57 - sspacecore (04/11/2014) [-]
I like you, but at the same time you are giving me 3 kinds violent cancer.
User avatar #59 to #58 - TittyCinnamon ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
nooo im srry <3
User avatar #60 to #59 - sspacecore (04/11/2014) [-]
Alright, now its stage 4 terminal, thanks Cinnamon.
User avatar #61 to #60 - TittyCinnamon ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
how am i supposed to live with myself knowing i gave somebody stage 4 cancer?

User avatar #89 to #46 - usaexplain (04/11/2014) [-]
Half of us aren't legit, no. But I am. I've had some pretty interesting conversations with people, so that's always nice.
#4 to #3 - Rascal (04/10/2014) [-]
punch
line

punchline
User avatar #6 to #4 - rulebysecrecy ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
thats too obvious, i feel stupid now
User avatar #5 to #3 - lotro (04/10/2014) [-]
When life gives you punch, that's where you draw the line
User avatar #27 - benjiburns (04/11/2014) [-]
thought it was fruity vodka and a stir stick
User avatar #35 to #27 - cumbersome (04/11/2014) [-]
I guess you missed the vodka stir stick then.
#12 - jasonseagull (04/11/2014) [-]
**jasonseagull rolled image** oh man this one got me
#22 - Rascal (04/11/2014) [-]
#29 to #22 - givememoarpony (04/11/2014) [-]
something wrong with your clock? you're quite sporadic.
User avatar #7 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
how's this a hypotenuse?
#10 to #7 - Rascal (04/11/2014) [-]
it's not really but it rhymes and it's close enough. sometimes you have to stretch the truth for a joke
User avatar #23 to #7 - nibbero (04/11/2014) [-]
If you were to turn that line into a right triangle, the line would be its hypotenuse.
#31 to #23 - xcoreyx (04/11/2014) [-]
Not necessarily
User avatar #11 to #7 - biodead (04/11/2014) [-]
Bet your fun at parties.
User avatar #75 - coolharry (04/11/2014) [-]
it meens punchline, god r u stupid?
#76 to #75 - scrappaboi (04/11/2014) [-]
No its mean Juicey Juice Hypotenuse
User avatar #77 to #76 - coolharry (04/11/2014) [-]
OMG R U STUPID?
User avatar #45 - pepemex (04/11/2014) [-]
lol i'm so done xDDD
#50 to #45 - finblob (04/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#79 to #50 - xrayfishx (04/11/2014) [-]
What if I told you he was probably just making fun of what that site is usually like? There is no reason to thumb it down.
User avatar #80 to #79 - finblob (04/11/2014) [-]
It's unnecessary, annoying and overused.
#72 - roosterking (04/11/2014) [-]
Looks like drinking time
User avatar #69 - ajrin (04/11/2014) [-]
oh. i get it now, after just 5 hours of thinking
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