Double Standards. . univerce L: I] assiest: ecomale standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he' s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton o Double Standards univerce L: I] assiest: ecomale standards disgust me when a guy sleeps with ton of women he' s stud but girl o
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univerce L: I]
assiest:
ecomale standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of
women he' s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she' s
a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - thechosentroll
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User avatar #56 to #5 - propanex
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That awkward when your brain puts in moment for you.


No? Didn't work?

I see the door :(
User avatar #75 to #56 - zaxzwim
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you ************
#76 to #5 - localcatbarber
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#19 - kitsunemochalite
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#22 to #21 - kitsunemochalite
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#96 to #22 - breakfastlunch
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_nightclub_fire

I'll go grab a nice warm spot in hell now.
User avatar #99 to #96 - kitsunemochalite
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Fire safety should take priority over a good night out. These are dark times we live in friend.
User avatar #154 to #22 - stealthpsybeast
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"Enjoy your death trap, ladies!"
#182 to #154 - lamerthanyou
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"What was her problem?"
#121 to #22 - apollotaren
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It was at +69 thumbs and I ruined it. Now I must downthumb in the hopes that will come along and fix my mistake.   
   
Please, forgive me.
It was at +69 thumbs and I ruined it. Now I must downthumb in the hopes that will come along and fix my mistake.

Please, forgive me.
#125 to #121 - kitsunemochalite
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I will try to find forgiveness in my heart. Your seppuku pleases me...
User avatar #6 - happygrowman
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if a key opens all doors its a master key. but if all keys open a lock its a broken lock.
User avatar #33 to #6 - llamasandwhich
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Are you retarded?

User avatar #80 to #33 - happygrowman
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yes. and you are all going to hell for hating on a mentally challenged individual.
User avatar #83 to #80 - llamasandwhich
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There are many reasons why I am going to hell and I'd rather live that evil life a thousand times than be retarded.
User avatar #84 to #83 - happygrowman
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because you love to egg people on in conversations that are meaningless to you aside from amusing yourself?
#29 to #6 - happygrowman
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#11 to #6 - ttubkcid
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If a sharpener sharpens a lot of pencils then it's a good sharpener. If a pencil goes through multiple sharpeners then it's a ****** pencil.
#49 to #11 - xmattx
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i would say that works both ways, a pencil that lasts through multiple sharpeners must be a damn good pencil.
#28 to #11 - redtooth
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Wait what...? How is a pencil a bad pencil if it goes through several pencil sharpeners?
Wait what...? How is a pencil a bad pencil if it goes through several pencil sharpeners?
#40 to #28 - dangosevenonethree
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It gets all tiny and hard to write with.
User avatar #88 to #11 - happygrowman
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sharpeners lose their sharpness after too many pencil sharpenings and become useless.
#32 to #11 - anon id: 10314a31
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I think the key/lock analogy is better;

A key that opens many locks is a good key, but a lock that is opened by many keys is not a very good lock.

It's got the genders represented properly and everything.
#16 to #11 - anon id: 7995ef63
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also, think about how easy it is for women to get laid,
take a attractive women and put her on the street and have her ask every guy that walks past if he would sleep with her, 7/10 more than likely would
now have the same situation with an attractive guy and somebody is going to jail
point of the story is that women get laid alot easier than men. simple thats why its different!
#25 to #16 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account**
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#17 to #16 - stinks
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******* forgot to log in
#13 to #11 - anon id: 1e9d148e
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... I think I love you right now. Mainly because I am too dumb to have figured out that comeback by myself
User avatar #30 to #11 - happygrowman
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for the butthurt and vagdry feminists: this isnt my opinion, i just wanted to add related content.
User avatar #31 to #30 - theaphasic
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People ain't red-thumbing because they're butthurt, it's because that over-used joke has been around the start of humanity.
User avatar #78 to #31 - happygrowman
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you mean overused jokes arent welcome on funnyjunk? are you suuuuure?
User avatar #23 to #11 - RiflemanFunny
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Or just a pencil that is used alot......
#18 to #11 - lordraine
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It's a status inherent to the process of reproduction itself. Men and women have different biological reproductive goals, and thus, are measured by different standards. Male biological success is measured by having sex with many partners. Female biological success is measured by being picky, and having sex with only one suitable partner that can support and provide for her children.

While the march of social progress has made monumental leaps and bounds in terms of racial and sexual equality in the past decades, it is doubtful this particular quirk will ever be fully eradicated, because it is a hardwired biological instinct. We do not arrive at these two conclusions through thought and intellectualism. They are built into us already.

This sort of thing would not be a problem for a species like the Namekians, Zentradi, or Asari, because they are all species that only possess one gender. But outside science fiction, it will still remain, as it is part of the condition of being human. Men and women may be, and indeed 'should' be, socially, politically, and intellectually equal, but we are not the same as each other. We are different.

And as is the problem with so many things, it is easy to hate and mistrust that which is different from ourselves.
User avatar #87 to #18 - redtooth
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I don't quite get why this is getting so many thumbs. Eh, FJ logic, misogynists are glorified in one thread and perfectly rational logic is thumbed down in another one.

It is different on a person to person basis, opinions differ but facts do not. And while this is not hard proof, but just my personal general observation, have you ever seen a man wonder if he should start having sex in a relationship and purposefully denying it? (I'm not saying this has never happened, but such is usually not the case). Yet I've seen women portrayed in many popular shows who do such things; they delay having sex for the first time in relationships or deny men sex (again, I am not saying this is a bad thing; I'm just saying that both genders have their differences but should be equal). And in any case, you won't be abolishing any prejudice by winning internet disputes.
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#35 to #18 - anon id: bf6f1423
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Don't know why this is being thumbed down. The statements you posted may be harsh to some people but they're completely true. And your opinions on the matter came across as sensible and well researched. Thumbed up.
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User avatar #42 - breakfastskippa
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Put it this way:
If a guy walks into a party and says who wants to ****, the girls will look at him in disgust.
If a girl walks into a party and says who wants to ****, all the guys will put their hand up.

Thats why men get the stud status because its harder for men to score than women.
#51 to #42 - whiteblob
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I think you didn't read it through man, it wasn't your typical girl slut, boy stud thing. It said that if the woman sleeps with many women she's considered a lesbian.
I think you didn't read it through man, it wasn't your typical girl slut, boy stud thing. It said that if the woman sleeps with many women she's considered a lesbian.
User avatar #60 to #51 - breakfastskippa
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Yeah i know, was just hoping people could reference what i said when someone brings up the actual double stanards point.
#98 to #51 - anon id: 62d84622
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that was the joke, he was talking about the original phrase.
User avatar #117 to #98 - jimmyrustlinhustla
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thumbed for username
#183 to #117 - anon id: 07d711a1
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He doesn't have a username, he's anon.
User avatar #55 to #42 - greyswordsman
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heres how life is nowadays

guy sleeps with women=amazing
woman sleeps with another woman=hot
guy sleeps with another guy=nope! kill with fire! not allowed in my household! nope nope nope!!

society nowadays
User avatar #71 to #55 - condormcninja
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*Stupid people nowadays
User avatar #111 to #42 - incest
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But that's implying all women are attractive.

I mean, guys have standards, right? right?
User avatar #148 to #111 - elcreepo
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Alcohol removes all sense of standards.
User avatar #64 to #42 - payseht
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judging from men's superiority in the physical department and their track record, I'd say it's much easier for men to score than women...

it's a sports joke
#66 - jarelk
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Just gonna toss my opinion into this whole *********.   
   
I think there's nothing inherently wrong with a woman wanting a lot of sex, the same way some guys want to nail a bunch of women. A woman needs to be more careful however, since it's quite easier for a woman to obtain sex.    
   
Therefore, the line seperating sluts from women who like sex, is how they pick their mates. A woman should have some lines or boundaries, and have some standards as to which man is suited. This woman is confident, likes to flirt a bit, but won't bite quickly, and won't go for every two bit guy but looks for some good qualities.   
   
A slut however, will just give it whomever gives her attention, or whoever's attention she craves (from people who treat her like ****, like douchebags).
Just gonna toss my opinion into this whole *********.

I think there's nothing inherently wrong with a woman wanting a lot of sex, the same way some guys want to nail a bunch of women. A woman needs to be more careful however, since it's quite easier for a woman to obtain sex.

Therefore, the line seperating sluts from women who like sex, is how they pick their mates. A woman should have some lines or boundaries, and have some standards as to which man is suited. This woman is confident, likes to flirt a bit, but won't bite quickly, and won't go for every two bit guy but looks for some good qualities.

A slut however, will just give it whomever gives her attention, or whoever's attention she craves (from people who treat her like ****, like douchebags).
#72 to #66 - deletedmyaccount
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I have two rules that help me differentiate between sluts and people who just want sex.

Someone who just wants sex must
A) Only have it with one person.
OR
B) Not be in a relationship.
User avatar #129 to #72 - hammarhead
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no, thats just anyone who has sex... ever. not including motives.
User avatar #85 to #72 - abiku
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I gotta say, I don't quite agree with this. For example, open relationships- does it make them sluts? no. Can someone in one be a slut? sure.
And in bad relationships where you can't escape from, or if they are a nymphomaniac. I mean actual legitimate nympho, not someone who just likes getting laid. In that situation, if you can't be having sex frequently with that one person or in that relationship, then I think going to others for sex is not slutty in itself.
#126 - moustachefingers
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"REJOICE MY LESBIAN BROTHERS.  IT IS I STEPHEN.  KING OF THE LESBIANS!"
"REJOICE MY LESBIAN BROTHERS. IT IS I STEPHEN. KING OF THE LESBIANS!"
User avatar #131 to #126 - protectron
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All hail Stephen King
User avatar #133 to #126 - ilovehitler
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You're a great writer in that case.
User avatar #135 to #126 - spamalope
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I love that video
#141 to #126 - powerglove
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User avatar #3 - pappathethird
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That's not the way I expected that sentence to firetruck
User avatar #4 to #3 - infiniteduress
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And i suppose next you are gonna tell me the firetruck is blue
User avatar #132 - klaatu
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I like to think of it this way:
If you have a key that opens many locks, that would be considered valuable.
If you have a lock that opens to many keys, you have a poor lock.
#142 to #132 - anon id: cecccea8
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It is worth bearing in mind that people are not locks and keys.

The analogy is not relevant.
User avatar #145 to #142 - ninjaspartan
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It is worth bearing in mind that the purpose of an analogy is not to worry about the small details, but the message behind it.
User avatar #157 to #142 - klaatu
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Not to be blunt, but analogies are analogies.
Also I am in no way implicating that I practice this.
#143 to #132 - anon id: b222bd95
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"A net that catches lots of fish is a powerful net. A fish that slips through a lot of nets is probably too small to be a good catch."
#134 to #132 - benryx
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i like to think of it this way:
you didn't read the whole post
User avatar #136 to #134 - klaatu
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You think wrong then, I was just commenting on association.
User avatar #162 to #132 - HonkIfIDriveWell
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That's not clever. It used to be, but now it's just been said way too many times.
#144 to #132 - ninjaspartan
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It goes like this:

A key that opens many locks is a master key
A lock opened by many keys is a ****** lock
A lock latched up to another lock is pointless to unlock and is definitely rape on the key's part if it tries.
An electric lock is radically inclined towards its lock sisters and encourages them to evolve beyond the need of a "key."
Keys that prefer other keys are discriminated against because they don't do what society expects them to.

From that point it tends to get complicated.

Pic unrelated.
#146 to #144 - tormain
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...he's right
...he's right
#158 - shazmothree
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**** YA MERICAAAAA!!! WE GOT THE OTHER BOMBER!!!!   
   
Just a Massachusetts resident expressing my patriotic freedom boner
**** YA MERICAAAAA!!! WE GOT THE OTHER BOMBER!!!!

Just a Massachusetts resident expressing my patriotic freedom boner
#177 to #158 - anon id: af236cec
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what the hell does this have to do with the content?
User avatar #178 to #177 - shazmothree
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It's the top content right now and I want everyone to know
User avatar #185 to #158 - shazmothree
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<iframe src="www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=10100574005400514" width="568" height="320" frameborder="0"></iframe>

Please take a second to watch this video, trust me you won't ******* regret it
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