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#1 - anon (10/30/2013) [-]
MRIs trace blood flow, they can't detect specific chemicals...
User avatar #93 to #1 - tabarzins (10/30/2013) [-]
I thought they trace the water in your system. that's how come you can see everything.
#183 to #1 - anon (10/31/2013) [-]
actually they detect differences in soft tissue density
#139 to #1 - organicglory (10/30/2013) [-]
I just learned about this 			****		 in Psychology today.   
You can look at blood flow and body functions, not with an MRI, but with a PET
I just learned about this **** in Psychology today.
You can look at blood flow and body functions, not with an MRI, but with a PET
User avatar #34 to #1 - dairybun (10/30/2013) [-]
I think they meant an fMRI, Functional magnetic resonance imaging or functional MRI (fMRI) is a functional neuro-imaging procedure using MRI technology that measures brain activity by detecting associated changes in blood flow. This technique relies on the fact that cerebral blood flow and neuronal activation are coupled. When an area of the brain is in use, blood flow to that region also increases. So the idea would be that when the person dies a persons brain would activate increasing bloodflow althrough out and the neurotransmitters would release endorphines through your system. although she's wrong because if you were monitoring that- you'd use an EEG (electroencephalogram), further it's not endorphines, but theorised to be DMT, (dimethyltryptamine) which is meant to be the chemical that makes you dream, which causes the flash of your life as your brain activates. By the way DMT is also made in certain plants (e.g iowaska) which you can extract with an acid and dadada, can't be assed to explain that, basically it's an hallucinogenic drug which will almost by deafult make you throw up, but it further cleans out the bacteria in your system, meaning after the wonderful wonderful trip, you'll sleeep, when you sleep you'll dream, when you wake up you'll feel better than you did before the trip. You'll also come to epiphanies I can't even begin to explain to you, which will change your out-look on life. If you can I suggest you try it, it's completely non-harmful to your system and an experience you must try.

TL;DR? she has a point, but she's wrong. would be done another way. DMT is a must-do drug.
#194 to #34 - anon (10/31/2013) [-]
Tried DMT, saw fairies. I would recommend it. The time you spend on your trip feels longer than reality. The trip felt like a couple of hours but it was only 15 minutes.
User avatar #85 to #34 - masterfaps (10/30/2013) [-]
I've always wanted to do DMT my fellow psychonaut Waymond has and he can't put any of it into words he thinks suit it perfectly.
User avatar #177 to #85 - hor (10/31/2013) [-]
Dmt is amazing. If you want, I can post my story from the first time I broke through.
#35 to #34 - stave (10/30/2013) [-]
I'm not sure fMRI can detect chemicals, although PET scans can detect endorphins and other neurotransmitter receptors.
#38 to #35 - dairybun (10/30/2013) [-]
also PET scans looks like this
User avatar #36 to #35 - dairybun (10/30/2013) [-]
fMRI's can't detect specific chemicals, but it could track the blood flow like it did in the gif.
#37 to #36 - stave (10/30/2013) [-]
Fair enough, thank you for the clarification!
User avatar #39 to #37 - dairybun (10/30/2013) [-]
What's the point of an education if you can't tell random people almost useless facts?
User avatar #169 to #34 - DeathKnight (10/31/2013) [-]
I'm waiting to do DMT. Still trying to take a full strip of acid at once before I try DMT.
User avatar #221 to #169 - dairybun (11/01/2013) [-]
There's no way to prepare for it dude, if you want a more relaxed way to do it then drink it, if you want something intense then smoke it.
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User avatar #16 - nintendolover (10/30/2013) [-]
"Doctor! The patient is dying!"

"Let's do an MRI scan, just to be sure"
#65 to #16 - irishlawyer (10/30/2013) [-]
Maybe the person knew they were going to die at some point, and volunteered beforehand to have this taken of them?
#102 to #65 - nintendolover (10/30/2013) [-]
"Could you do something for me doc? Could you video tape an MRI scan of me dying so my family can always can see what my brain looked like?"
"Could you do something for me doc? Could you video tape an MRI scan of me dying so my family can always can see what my brain looked like?"
#172 to #102 - irishlawyer (10/31/2013) [-]
Or, you know, for the sake of science?
User avatar #168 to #102 - themastermorris (10/31/2013) [-]
Selling your body to science perhaps?
User avatar #2 - runescapewasgood (10/30/2013) [-]
Actually, your brain does release endorphins if it believes death is imminent.
User avatar #52 to #2 - RisenLichen (10/30/2013) [-]
Well sure, that doesn't make this post any less ******** though
#166 to #2 - MCmc (10/31/2013) [-]
why would it do that?
your body is only designed to do things that will help you reproduce better. When you die you end your evolutionary fitness so there is no benefit to making your death more pleasant.
Your body does have mechanisms for dealing with large amounts of pain (which are designed to help you through ****** situations) but there is no way your body does anything in response to your death except... well die. Think about it: how would it get selected for and pass on?
User avatar #208 to #166 - runescapewasgood (10/31/2013) [-]
It's most likely some attempt at not feeling the crushing weight and pain of what death actually is. We don't really need things such as our last teeth. Does that mean that we don't have them? Some don't, and some do.
#216 to #208 - MCmc (10/31/2013) [-]
what do you mean by our last teeth?
anyway, think about this: you have some random array of possible behavioral outputs when you die. But since none of those can possibly affect your reproduction (except for feeding yourself to your young or spouse like the praying mantis) they will just randomly fluctuate over time. Those that have bodies that dim the pain of death will not have more offspring than those that make you smell toothpaste when you die so neither would be conserved
User avatar #195 to #166 - critality (10/31/2013) [-]
then why do I do drugs? They certainly don't help me reproduce
#217 to #195 - MCmc (10/31/2013) [-]
Its certainly not clear that they don't. Drug abuse is certainly complicated, many animals show drug use and dependence. You could come up with many explanations in which drug use does in fact increase your fitness either socially or in terms of confidence. How many babies come from drunk sex? How much more likely is it for a pothead to get laid when hanging out with other pot heads vs other people who don't share their views? Perhaps by having that social group you increase your fitness.
Certainly it isn't beneficial for EVERYone to do drugs, the balance between reproductive strategies is pretty interesting. Look up game theory for some explanations of how these balances in the population occur
User avatar #181 to #166 - hudis ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
I won't claim to know anything about it, but humans do a lot of things that make zero sense evolutionarily. Who knows, maybe our bodies occasionally function similarly.
#219 to #181 - MCmc (10/31/2013) [-]
It is definitely true that humans do many things that do not aid in their reproduction directly. In fact many species of animal do. This may be a result of a much more beneficial trait such as having a gigantic brain for information processing. However, nothing is selected for and maintained unless it benefits you. Otherwise the behavior will just randomly fuctuate.
i.e. to claim that your body does something for a reason by definition means that it has a function.
#3 to #2 - autoxx (10/30/2013) [-]
It's your body's final gift to your brain. Tragically beautiful.
#57 to #4 - lawander **User deleted account** (10/30/2013) [-]
Stahp
#96 to #4 - folkflunky (10/30/2013) [-]
2feely4me
2feely4me
User avatar #193 to #4 - akkere (10/31/2013) [-]
That's just a hypothesis that someone put forth that hasn't been backed up by reliable scientific evidence in publication. And something tells me someone just *********** this for attention anyway.
#40 to #3 - anon (10/30/2013) [-]
Or you know, a last second attempt by your brain to survive.
User avatar #55 to #3 - kanpai (10/30/2013) [-]
...wouldn't that be the other way around?
#13 - ehzio ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
You can even see the AMC logo on the bottom right

and it's in HD!
User avatar #79 to #13 - sagedivinity (10/30/2013) [-]
Did you make this?
User avatar #104 to #79 - ehzio ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
I did not, but you're welcome to take it if you want, there's enough for everyone on the internet!
#118 to #13 - strangesir (10/30/2013) [-]
Yes! Now I have a reason to post this!

But really, whoever posted that MRI Scan ******** on Tumblr is a little bitch.
#123 to #118 - ehzio ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
I've been looking for that for so long! Thank you for posting it <3 xoxoxoox
#127 to #123 - strangesir (10/30/2013) [-]
I got more, but glad to help~
User avatar #140 to #127 - sagedivinity (10/30/2013) [-]
This is adorable
User avatar #143 to #140 - strangesir (10/30/2013) [-]
You're adorable~
User avatar #128 to #127 - ehzio ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
please share

Volt is best frame
#129 to #128 - strangesir (10/30/2013) [-]
I've never played Warframes, but I really want to.
User avatar #141 to #129 - ehzio ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
You should! it's fun but kinda gets repetitive for the first couple planets. when you hit planets like Eris or Jupiter, it gets interesting and fun.



but hard as **** if you're playing with a frame you're not used to
User avatar #142 to #141 - strangesir (10/30/2013) [-]
Thanks for the advice, but unless I get a credit card/PayPal card real soon I can't buy shiet.
User avatar #145 to #142 - ehzio ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
No need to sir, everything in Warframe can be found and farmed for.

Unless you need something now or something extremely spectacular would be when you would use a credit card
User avatar #146 to #145 - strangesir (10/30/2013) [-]
Wait, so, Warframes is free?
User avatar #149 to #146 - ehzio ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
YEAH DUDE! It's fun!
User avatar #150 to #149 - strangesir (10/30/2013) [-]
!!!

Uh, would it run well on a computer that can barely keep a goodish frame rate for Skyrim?
#153 to #150 - ehzio ONLINE (10/31/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm sure it'll fun fine, if your computer can some what handle Skyrim, then I'm sure your computer can handle Warframe.

Unless like... you activate all the settings and put everything on high and turn on the bloom

There's a **** ton of bloom like I thought I went blind for a couple minutes, but it was so pretty.

pic related it was me on my old pc with the Loki frame, I've upgraded since then and now my pc runs Warframe on high and I have Volt
User avatar #154 to #153 - strangesir (10/31/2013) [-]
Ah, cool. I'll give it a try sometime!
User avatar #42 to #13 - doit (10/30/2013) [-]
Warframe?
User avatar #44 to #42 - ehzio ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Yeea it's Mag and Nyx
#48 - stabiloboss (10/30/2013) [-]
Dale does not approve.
Dale does not approve.
User avatar #76 to #48 - sagedivinity (10/30/2013) [-]
I miss that man. He was my second favorite
User avatar #41 - goldenglimmer (10/30/2013) [-]
Because of **** like this, I literally NEVER believe anything I read on tumblr anymore.

I usually don't approve of generalizing a group of people (or internet community), but it seems like some of the most pathetic attention whores in existence gravitate to that site... the product of which are odious, albeit creative attempts at producing stories/facts to gain affirmation and attention.

It's annoying, because I like learning new, cool things. I don't need to spend neurons storing the useless information that these idiots conjure up.

tl;dr: tumblr is NOT a good source for "interesting triva" or "facts" or what have it.
#124 to #41 - dregonslyer (10/30/2013) [-]
OR the people on tumblr are the biggest trolls on the Internet, considering how many people believe them
#51 to #41 - Monopolus (10/30/2013) [-]
I'd suggest Cracked; while it's mainly a comedy web site, I've learned a lot of cool **** there because they back their articles up with links to other sites where they got the info, and aren't just spewing **** for the sake of viewers.
User avatar #81 to #51 - nylak (10/30/2013) [-]
And yet they still post stuff that's incorrect (or at least "liberally rephrased and/or exaggerated") with surprising frequency, and the articles that consist of Cracked Reader content like the Photoplasty things are incorrect quite often. Mainly because occasionally the sites they reference for their sources are outdated, biased, or ******* crazy.

Fortunately, whenever someone does notice that they're wrong, they call them out on their ******** and start a little war down in the comments section that can be amusing when people disagree. It's like a battle of the internet links: "But this website says this!" "Well, this website says this!"
User avatar #46 to #41 - dubslao (10/30/2013) [-]
DID YOU KNOW: Tumblr is not completely and full made up of 13 year old attention whores, sexual whores and every other type of whore?!?!?!?!

if you didn't then that's good because it's complete ******** .



remember the "chicken soaked in ammonia then artificially dyed with bleach to get rid of its pink colour" **** ?

#53 to #46 - lindow (10/30/2013) [-]
That's one of my favourite posts actually.
User avatar #64 to #53 - trivdiego (10/30/2013) [-]
at least we got other people on there exposing them
User avatar #54 to #53 - dubslao (10/30/2013) [-]
I laughed my ass off, but it was still ******* stupid.
User avatar #115 to #53 - welliguessitsaname (10/30/2013) [-]
I legit got mad once I started reading the first post there, because I recognized it instantly.

I may or may not have a secret mock cult worshiping Teletubbies with several of my friends
#90 to #46 - anon (10/30/2013) [-]
No, Tumblr is full of attention whores.
#67 to #41 - trigondarkthree (10/30/2013) [-]
While I would normally agree with you, words are just little packets of pherenomes that change a persons rational thought*; and therefore I know that you are just manipulating me.





*source: tumblr
#25 - topperharly ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#69 to #25 - rebuttal (10/30/2013) [-]
damn that was fast
damn that was fast
User avatar #159 to #69 - JonnyFirecrackr (10/31/2013) [-]
wow just need to comment on that gif, idk why someone made a gif of the Crimson Guard from Battle Tanx : Global Assault.
battletanx.wikia.com/wiki/Crimson_Guard
User avatar #220 to #159 - AZQ (11/01/2013) [-]
That game was played on an episode on Game Grumps awhile back and one of the hosts, Jon, found that guy particularly disgusting so made a gif out of it, that's my guess.

As for the game, 10/10 like Twisted Metal with tanks.
User avatar #222 to #220 - JonnyFirecrackr (11/01/2013) [-]
i grew up w/ this game and mainly the original before it. i instantly recognized where that gif was from and it brought me back to those days
#66 to #25 - spartansquirrel (10/30/2013) [-]
I find this kind of scary.
I find this kind of scary.
User avatar #152 to #66 - biteablecarp (10/30/2013) [-]
Nanners!
User avatar #84 to #25 - alphagex (10/30/2013) [-]
10/10 like skyrim with scans
#20 - secretdestroyers (10/30/2013) [-]
It's in our blood. We're all carriers.
#92 to #20 - shrolen (10/30/2013) [-]
I am pretty positive he said that the kid was his.
User avatar #100 to #92 - draagz (10/30/2013) [-]
what kid you dumbass. The brain they talked about was his wife and he told them that earlier. This was right before they left the building and he told him what #20 said.
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User avatar #111 to #108 - draagz (10/30/2013) [-]
still he wrong about what jenner said. How the **** would jenner know about lori's baby. He just met all those people the day before. I get his ******* point its just that its so stupid
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User avatar #71 to #20 - predominance (10/30/2013) [-]
YOU DID NOT YOU SON OF A BITCH I'M ONLY ON S2E2
User avatar #97 to #71 - buthow (10/30/2013) [-]
That's from S1 bro..
User avatar #105 to #97 - predominance (10/30/2013) [-]
When I watched it (the ep was TS-19, right?), they'd just convinced Janner to unlock the doors, and right before Rick leaves Janner whispers something into his ear - but the sound was deadened for it, to add drama I guess, so I didn't hear what Janner said.
User avatar #106 to #105 - buthow (10/30/2013) [-]
Yep. And are you sure? You may be right, it may have just tied in with a later episode, it's been a while..
User avatar #190 to #106 - akkere (10/31/2013) [-]
It wasn't revealed officially what was said until the end of Season 2 (I think) or near the end of Season 2 One of them, I can't remember who, dies but rises somehow without having any previously known sign of infection (i.e. the bites) and Rick spills the beans on the whole thing.
User avatar #171 to #71 - secretdestroyers (10/31/2013) [-]
Well, they'll reveal it at the end of S2 anyways. Did you just start watching the show recenly?
#117 - iAmNothing (10/30/2013) [-]
I love how the AMC logo is right ******* there in the corner.

Picture is related, it's the reason i hate Tumblr.
User avatar #160 to #117 - cosmicapprentice (10/31/2013) [-]
Well I don't know man, the people I follow on Tumblr don't really use caps locks all the time.
#24 - include (10/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#43 to #24 - paranoidzoid (10/30/2013) [-]
every women's
every women's
#56 to #43 - Dwarf (10/30/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #4278288 at Friendly ** Does no one on this site know the difference between woman and women?
User avatar #157 - InfraBread (10/31/2013) [-]
You can even see the AMC logo on the bottom right hand corner...
#103 - mrturferpop (10/30/2013) [-]
I hate tumblr fags that get away with that 			****		.   
It's just like that teletubby post about tubby custard being mashed up chickens.    
It's annoying how people get away with this stuff.
I hate tumblr fags that get away with that **** .
It's just like that teletubby post about tubby custard being mashed up chickens.
It's annoying how people get away with this stuff.
#112 to #103 - anon (10/30/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk gets away with just as much **** and I don't see you complaining.
User avatar #162 to #112 - cormy (10/31/2013) [-]
Ah but you see we can never be blamed for it because everything on here is a repost, it wasn't our fault we were misinformed.
Not to mention in the comments section there's always one enlightened junkie who knows the truth of the matter and isn't afraid to say it.
User avatar #113 to #112 - mrturferpop (10/30/2013) [-]
Okay, I hate funnyjunk fags who do the same, better JB fan?
User avatar #109 to #103 - stealingbikes (10/30/2013) [-]
As long as there's an Internet, turds will get away with it, and dumbasses will believe them.
#11 - pappathethird (10/30/2013) [-]
Mind= Blown
#63 - drewbridge (10/30/2013) [-]
Why is tumblr full of faggots that lie for attention?
#89 to #63 - thankins (10/30/2013) [-]
I was just going to post the same thing..
User avatar #176 to #63 - fullmetaldonut (10/31/2013) [-]
can you resize that? thanks
User avatar #68 to #63 - misterklass (10/30/2013) [-]
You just described the entire internet.
#170 - xxinxjiexlinxx (10/31/2013) [-]
**** YUUU DORPHIN
User avatar #91 - buttinspecter (10/30/2013) [-]
1. AMC logo.
2. Screen is labeled "MRI virtual camera" to make it obvious to viewers.
#175 to #91 - fullmetaldonut (10/31/2013) [-]
and not to forget this.
User avatar #61 - cynicalpotatoe (10/30/2013) [-]
They didn't even try to block the AMC logo in the bottom right corner.
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