Capitalism. Source: Tumblr. ate _ lord nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not tree pizza nothing I' m sorry, have you tried pizza-?
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Capitalism

ate _ lord
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not
tree pizza nothing
I' m sorry, have you tried pizza-?
yes and it doesn' t compare to owning halt the board and watching the light
die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your
friendship slowly deteriorate
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Submitted: 07/23/2013
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#2 - creamNscream (07/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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My grandpa once didn't talk to me for a week because i beat him at monopoly.   
   
I was only 12.
My grandpa once didn't talk to me for a week because i beat him at monopoly.

I was only 12.
#28 - takaneuva (07/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #13 - manyourefugly (07/24/2013) [-]
Whenever I played monopoly I won (at school, at home, with friends, with family, even with strangers).
Till my little brother learned to play that is.
He beat me every time, the little butt rubbed it in my face the whole day every time.
Finally I had enough, I needed to win.
I studied all his strategies, based all my strategies around them.
Practiced, prepared, went through all the possible scenarios.
Then it was time.
I went up to him and whispered ...'Monopoly'.
He knew we all knew, this was the battle to settle all battles.
With the board in place, me as the ship and him as the shoe.
As we started my plan was falling into place.
Everything went perfectly.
Then out of nowhere he hit me with moves of solid ice.
Everything was chaos.
Then I had that horrible sinking feeling, and thought 'A good captain must go down with his ship'.
I lost everything except five dollars.
And thats when he said it.
'There's no room for you on this board."
...and then I lost. He can't beat me at a staring contest though.
#46 to #13 - hellnineteenninety (07/24/2013) [-]
TL;DR
little butt rubbed in your face
User avatar #10 - mdmazing (07/24/2013) [-]
The monopolies I have played always ended up with someone getting angry, throwing the board of the table. Screaming at everyone and stuff.. Lot of drama. Play it drunk
#89 to #10 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, a good idea! now we can call the cops for a rematch!

..get it?
User avatar #76 to #10 - popkornking (07/24/2013) [-]
THAT IS AN OUTSTANDING IDEA I NEED TO TRY IT
#30 - thederion (07/24/2013) [-]
A fantastic day for capitalism!
#55 to #30 - tmdarby (07/24/2013) [-]
Here is the gif if you want it.
Here is the gif if you want it.
User avatar #60 to #55 - thederion (07/24/2013) [-]
Thanks man!
#43 to #30 - ThaLuckyWilly (07/24/2013) [-]
Don't forget! If you buy from other dealers, I will have you killed.
#6 - worldofwarcraftdog (07/24/2013) [-]
exact same feeling in mario party
User avatar #21 to #6 - rhiaanor (07/24/2013) [-]
mario party isnt that bad. Mainly because it doesn't last for 3-10 hours... I kid you not. I played one game that was around 10 hours long, and jesus **** , losing... I then knew how stupid little emo priviledged teens feel.
#11 to #6 - destroyerofcheese (07/24/2013) [-]
This is why I don't own Nintendo consoles. Someone will get stabbed.
#7 to #6 - SirSheepy (07/24/2013) [-]
And then those god damn bonus stars.
User avatar #54 to #31 - fireprincess (07/24/2013) [-]
I actually knew all the rules they stated, but he'll I still play with my own.
User avatar #58 to #31 - ferrettamer (07/24/2013) [-]
I've always played it like that, though occasionally we'll add the cash for landing on free parking.
#50 to #31 - brisineo (07/24/2013) [-]
Are you trying to get people killed?
User avatar #45 - occamsrazor (07/24/2013) [-]
Keep your Monopoly, drunk D&D is where it's at.
User avatar #37 - stardustdragonlord (07/24/2013) [-]
When you have cable your cable goes out.
And when your cable goes out you get mad.
When you get mad you play a game to blow off steam
When you want to play a game your brother suggests monopoly
And when he suggests to play monopoly you say yes.
When you play monopoly you lose because your mother teamed up with your brother
And when you lose because your mother teamed up with your brother you get even more pissed
and when you get even more pissed you stab your brother in the dick with a fork.
And when you stab your brother in the dick you get sent to jail.
When you get sent to jail your old room mate carl makes love to your butt.
Don't get carl juices in your butt. Get direct Tv
#39 to #37 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
"and when you get even more pissed you stab your brother in the dick with a fork. "
#1 - playermod (07/23/2013) [-]
While you capitalist pigs suffer through another game of regular monopoly, my friends and I will enjoy a game of best monopoly, forth by our glorious leader.
User avatar #8 to #1 - willindor (07/24/2013) [-]
But you can't buy anything.
#33 to #1 - mrdrpage (07/24/2013) [-]
"Hungry Hungry Bolsheviks"
"Hungry Hungry Bolsheviks"
#66 - curveball (07/24/2013) [-]
The great thing about Monopoly is that the lessons you learn in the game translate really well in real life.
#72 - macarenaoftime (07/24/2013) [-]
yfw you win monopoly
yfw you win monopoly
#67 - idntnoausername (07/24/2013) [-]
my friends and I used to play monopoly and whoever lost the most money and **** would stand on this rock in the middle of this small lake on my property and we would all shoot at him with paint ball guns and if he jumped off before we ran out then we would all give him a kick in the nuts....I think its safe to say we were pretty hardcore.
#90 to #67 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
Did you invent this before or after getting imaginary friends?
User avatar #57 - rieskimo (07/24/2013) [-]
I have never been a part of a game that has been won.

My family has owned a Monopoly board since before I was even born and every single game it came down to " **** it, let's do something else".
#36 - devilmay (07/24/2013) [-]
< What happened later
************ didn't have a license to build hotels over inhabited places... he broke the law, man
User avatar #74 to #36 - atrocitustheking (07/24/2013) [-]
Eminent domain, it's a bitch, I tell 'ya.
#84 - heartlessrobot (07/24/2013) [-]
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You don't know monopoly until you've played a single game of monopoly for a week. We had two man teams to take shifts sleeping and playing. Someone got their hand smashed by a hammer 4 days in and refused to go to the hospital until the game was over. Monopoly is serious **** .
#92 to #84 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
So let me get this right: You played monopoly alone for a week, and hit your own hand with a hammer, cried like a baby and went to the hospital?

Cool story bro.
User avatar #93 to #92 - heartlessrobot (07/24/2013) [-]
I actually have friends.
#94 to #93 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
Cool story bro.
#96 to #94 - heartlessrobot (07/24/2013) [-]
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If you had an account, you could post that as a reaction.
#75 - Ulmer (07/24/2013) [-]
CAPITALISM, BABY!
#49 - wartroll (07/24/2013) [-]
mfw I'm the last one without any house/hotel on any of my properties
mfw I'm the last one without any house/hotel on any of my properties
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