Canadians.. . vayzi_ . vayzi_ . In Canada, mu dent say 'l love you'. You say 'EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MISUSE ANTLER EH' which roughly translates into T
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Canadians.

vayzi_ .
vayzi_ .
In Canada, mu dent say 'l love you'. You say 'EH EH MAPLE LEAF
QUEEN HAM BACON MISUSE ANTLER EH' which roughly translates
into Tll give mu my anew shovel.' I ********** s beautiful.
HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK."
what the **** did mu just say about my mam
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#28 - mamen (05/07/2013) [-]
Fake, there are no offensive words in the Canadian language.
User avatar #94 to #28 - localcatbarber (05/07/2013) [-]
He didn't really use any offensive words as such, he called his mother a hamster.
User avatar #46 to #28 - zakene (05/07/2013) [-]
He probably said something like "Your mom is a decent person", which is a very strong offense in Canada.
#63 - manirock (05/07/2013) [-]
Guys what if the word sorry in canadian means 			****		 you and canadians are actually the rudest people on the planet but we just don't know it
Guys what if the word sorry in canadian means **** you and canadians are actually the rudest people on the planet but we just don't know it
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User avatar #84 to #3 - tehbomb ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
What the maple did you just puck about me you little iceberg?
#9 to #3 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
that means your gay.
User avatar #35 to #9 - hilariousrubbish ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
You're
User avatar #45 to #35 - xoskell (05/07/2013) [-]
*Eh
User avatar #7 to #3 - dxninjaxo (05/07/2013) [-]
BEAVER TIM HORTONS HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF SORRY SYRUP BEAVERTAILS LUMBERJACKS MOUNTIES HOSER POUTINE MOOSE CN TOWER TERRY FOX KRAFT DINNER RRRRRROLLL UP THE RIM TO WIN, EH EH EH EH EH!
#13 to #7 - thekarmacharger (05/07/2013) [-]
YOU ASSHOLE   
MOUNTIE MOUNTIES SORRY SORRY MAPLE LEAF TIM HORTONS POUTINE VANCOUVER!!!!
YOU ASSHOLE
MOUNTIE MOUNTIES SORRY SORRY MAPLE LEAF TIM HORTONS POUTINE VANCOUVER!!!!
User avatar #4 to #3 - derkarus ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
EH QUEEN MAPLE LEAF BACON SNOW EH INUKSHUK HOSER
#6 to #4 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
SORRY SORRY EH ESKIMO ICE SORRY SYRUP EH.
#16 - octagon (05/07/2013) [-]
I thought i was done laughing, then everything changed when the Comment section attacked.
I thought i was done laughing, then everything changed when the Comment section attacked.
#78 - alexthecanadian (05/07/2013) [-]
So much swearing in my native language on this website...
It makes us Canadians look horrible...
User avatar #91 to #78 - bokkos (05/07/2013) [-]
You must be from the East then; out here in the West we swear like puck beaver snow ice.
#93 to #91 - toastersburnthings (05/07/2013) [-]
Watch your language you hockey puck puck eh maple leaf
Watch your language you hockey puck puck eh maple leaf
User avatar #95 to #93 - bokkos (05/07/2013) [-]
Listen here you coyote poutine Montreal Eh Eh, don't make me come over there and syrup deer jerky muskrat you.
User avatar #96 to #95 - toastersburnthings (05/07/2013) [-]
You just crossed the line, you Vancouver maple leaf.
User avatar #98 to #96 - snipys (05/07/2013) [-]
Calm down you moose maple eh sorry snow antlers! YOu are scaring the children with that maple hockey puck puck snow beaver polar bear.
User avatar #101 to #98 - toastersburnthings (05/07/2013) [-]
Children shouldn't be on this beaver eh eh maple syrup eh site in the queen hockey beaver first place!
User avatar #103 to #101 - bokkos (05/07/2013) [-]
WOLD YOU SHUT THE LOONIE TOONIE QUEENS FACE ON THE TWENTY UP
#104 to #103 - toastersburnthings (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm from NJ anyway. All I have to go on is whatever other people say when I go into the Prudential Center to watch a Devils game. Apparently people talk serious **** in there.
User avatar #108 to #104 - bladeguy (05/18/2013) [-]
oh jesus, will you guys just lumberjack,lodge,canadian bacon the hockey rink up?
User avatar #31 - alexthebest (05/07/2013) [-]
EH EH TIMBIT TOONIE LOONIE SORRY STANLEY CUP PRAIRIE CHICKEN EH DOUBLE DOUBLE HEALTH CARE EH HOCKEY SORRY EH
#38 to #31 - imlost (05/07/2013) [-]
< i dispatched one rape sloth as per your request
User avatar #40 to #38 - alexthebest (05/07/2013) [-]
EH OIL RIG YONGE STREET HOCKEY CHESTERFIELD HAIDA GWAII EH SORRY PENCIL CRAYON HOCKEY?
#42 to #40 - imlost (05/07/2013) [-]
ok sir your nightmare upgrade will cost you 9.99 with tax bringing your total to20.00 exactly anything else for you today?
User avatar #44 to #42 - alexthebest (05/07/2013) [-]
sorry.
#25 - therobawesome ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
There's only so many times a Canada post can go without bagged milk.
#62 to #25 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
>Live in Canada
>Have bagged milk in my fridge as i type..
#99 to #62 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Same here. XD
#32 to #25 - VaultTechy (05/07/2013) [-]
Look, alright, there's my username and a timestamp, you can see on the Bioshock case it says "Includes the Original Bioshock!" in two languages, english and french, to prove it's a Canadian copy, I put a movie there too, the description, also bilingual to prove I'm Canadian, and, there's cream, I turned it to face the french side out, more proof I'm Canadian, and some milk, they come in cartons and jugs, okay?

We don't have bagged milk, that's so stupid, I hope I don't seem angry but I just really think people should know, that no, we get it in cartons and jugs and here's proof, okay? No bags, guys, there's really no bagged milk
User avatar #36 to #32 - mizzycupcakes (05/07/2013) [-]
Just because there's no bagged milk in your Provence doesn't mean it doesn't exist silly :P
User avatar #37 to #36 - VaultTechy (05/07/2013) [-]
Well of course it EXISTS, that guy up there has a picture of it, but I've been to like five different provinces, rural and urban areas, NEVER seen it in Canada. My friend who lives in Wisconsin, however, DOES have bagged milk! So why do people call it a Canadian thing?
User avatar #39 to #37 - mizzycupcakes (05/07/2013) [-]
>We don't have bagged milk, that's so stupid
>No bags, guys, there's really no bagged milk
Was just pointing out what you said. And I've seen it in Toronto, Ontario mainly. Can't find it anywhere in Alberta I don't think. And I think alot of people don't realize that Canada and America are all that different. The northern states on the border of Canada are almost exactly alike. But. You know. It's more fun to make jokes about it. xD
User avatar #41 to #39 - VaultTechy (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, alright, my wording was off. But I just don't get why people think a WHOLE country would put all their milk in bags!
User avatar #43 to #41 - mizzycupcakes (05/07/2013) [-]
Well. I was born in AZ. I wasn't taught anything about the social, economical, or standard of living in Canada. So generally when you see someone making a big hype about something on the internet (and it's usually generalized) you tend to just go with the flow and assume that's the norm. Unless you do you're research, or you've been to Canada, or you know someone from there, you would think that.
#100 to #32 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Uuuuhm. I'm Canadian and I use bagged milk.

Your province probably just doesn't have it. I believe it's more of an eastern Canada thing.
User avatar #76 to #32 - teoberry (05/07/2013) [-]
It's all around Ontario, Quebec, and the Maritime provinces. Where in Canada are you at?
User avatar #27 - athojew (05/07/2013) [-]
SORRY TIMBIT POUTINE CANUCK HABS HABS TRUDEAU RUSH MAPLE BAGGED MILK SORRY SORRY SORRY
#29 to #27 - bazda (05/07/2013) [-]
Whats a timbit?
#33 to #29 - toxicketchup (05/07/2013) [-]
ಠ_ಠ

Really?
#34 to #33 - bazda (05/07/2013) [-]
American
Never heard the term in my life.
#88 to #29 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
It's like a doughnut rolled into a little ball. Some have jelly in the middle.
User avatar #5 - trapazoid (05/07/2013) [-]
Thats not the proper use of eh, Its at the end of the sentence and is followed by a question mark.
#17 to #5 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
Not to mention he was probably calling her very nice or whatever
User avatar #30 - esmebuffay (05/07/2013) [-]
Canadian is such a beautiful language.
User avatar #67 - jackthexiv ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
HOCKEY PUCK MOOSE MOOSE PUCK ANTLER?

GLARCH!!
hahahahaha
User avatar #74 to #67 - repostforlife (05/07/2013) [-]
the **** you say about my grandma? I will have you know "HOCKEY HOCKEY PUCK MOOSE HAM SNOW HAM"
#73 to #67 - tormain (05/07/2013) [-]
You can't say that 			****		 here
You can't say that **** here
User avatar #26 - bknob (05/07/2013) [-]
The other day I learned that "I'm sorry" in Canadian actually means **** you eh?

those sly bastards...
User avatar #52 - vondraco (05/07/2013) [-]
HOCKEY MAPLE SYRUP BACON PLEASE AND THANK YOU SORRY EH?
User avatar #54 to #52 - anaphase (05/07/2013) [-]
Nah, I find the package deal to be better value, personally
User avatar #56 to #54 - vondraco (05/07/2013) [-]
SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY. THANK YOU.
#80 to #56 - ghouleyed (05/07/2013) [-]
**ghouleyed rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at ventilation in school toilet ** Yeah i gotta conficate those drugs of yours.



No hard feelings?
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User avatar #2 - roguetrooper (05/06/2013) [-]
Looks more like funnyjunk trying to interpret words in images.
#55 - Loppytaffy (05/07/2013) [-]
Vancouver maple snow hockey snow shovel pancakes, eh?
#59 to #55 - pulluspardus (05/07/2013) [-]
thats so sweet of you!
#61 to #55 - anon (05/07/2013) [-]
why did you sing the theme for my little pony backwards
User avatar #1 - kothaex (05/06/2013) [-]
He said sorry.
#86 - ironstrike (05/07/2013) [-]
**ironstrike rolled a random image posted in comment #4205371 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **   
   
Hockey, Hockey, maple leaf, puck...   
   
Canadians live in igloos because they don't give a 			****		.
**ironstrike rolled a random image posted in comment #4205371 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **

Hockey, Hockey, maple leaf, puck...

Canadians live in igloos because they don't give a **** .
User avatar #19 - snakefire (05/07/2013) [-]
HOCKEY SYRUP BAGGED MILK
User avatar #20 to #19 - holycrapimacupcake (05/07/2013) [-]
Language young man!
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