Blonde Jokes. . BEES lai_ Purim: grrimm why are (luis so shed? so men can remember them this teem; an unexpected turn Not if you just asked tor directions.. Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly-button? Blond guys aren't that smart either.
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#7 - geometric (07/06/2013) [-]
Real men don't need directions.    
   
We can smell civilization miles away.
Real men don't need directions.

We can smell civilization miles away.
User avatar #10 to #7 - dogziller (07/06/2013) [-]
your gif made me happy. that game looks to be one of ubisofts good games
#34 to #10 - dogziller (07/06/2013) [-]
i really hope watch dogs lives up to the hype, and Ac 4 is better than Ac 3 otherwise. megatron don't do this
#33 to #10 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
It is and so far it looks like EA with its NFS: Rivals can go **** themselves in comparsion to ubi's the crew.
#31 to #7 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
Real men just use instinct.
#35 to #7 - bummerdrummer (07/06/2013) [-]
men, we make good time. no time for stop or speed limits.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - lolwatthe (07/06/2013) [-]
It smells like desperation, deodorant and hookers.
#9 to #8 - geometric (07/06/2013) [-]
That's why we always find gas stations.
#29 - Kairyuka (07/06/2013) [-]
I don't get lost, I just go on spontaneous adventures!
I don't get lost, I just go on spontaneous adventures!
User avatar #16 - RlCK (07/06/2013) [-]
Men do not get lost..we just discover alternate destinations
#25 to #16 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, but what about- Naaaahhhggggg..........UMF UMF........UUUUUUUMF...........wakakakakakakaklakakakalakakalakakala........LAAR RRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF.....EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE.
#40 to #25 - heartlessrobot (07/06/2013) [-]
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Settle down there Skrillex.
User avatar #1 - heartlessrobot (07/05/2013) [-]
Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly-button? Blond guys aren't that smart either.
User avatar #54 to #1 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (07/06/2013) [-]
Can you even bruise your stomach?
User avatar #55 to #54 - heartlessrobot (07/06/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #75 to #1 - itzmob (07/11/2013) [-]
Alright **** it I've been sitting here for 10 minutes. I think it's an oral sex joke but I have no idea someone help me
User avatar #76 to #75 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2013) [-]
He tried to **** her. Got it in a hole, but it's none of the correct ones.
#21 to #1 - steelcrasher (07/06/2013) [-]
OHH i'm so sorry, i can't hear you over my MASTER race !
User avatar #27 to #21 - lyestcer (07/06/2013) [-]
Says the guy with the recessive gene
#47 to #27 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
Recessive makes a pretty great master race. Less people to express the quality.

Regards, a guy with hair colored like mud road, as my sister describes it.
#67 to #47 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
Less of something doesn't mean it's of higher quality.
User avatar #36 to #32 - heartlessrobot (07/06/2013) [-]
He's clearly not blond in that picture.
User avatar #37 to #36 - niggernazi (07/06/2013) [-]
but he liked blond people more than anything
#38 to #37 - heartlessrobot (07/06/2013) [-]
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I don't know, he REALLY liked drugs.
#79 to #38 - Rascal (07/13/2013) [-]
His addiction to methamphetamines helped win the war.
User avatar #11 - awesomenessdefined (07/06/2013) [-]
How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.
User avatar #19 - welfarekid (07/06/2013) [-]
I have my pride, I don't need ******* directions.
User avatar #20 to #19 - theawesomeguy (07/06/2013) [-]
dat text
User avatar #69 to #20 - welfarekid (07/06/2013) [-]
I woke up and bam, I had it, what's it mean?
User avatar #70 to #69 - theawesomeguy (07/06/2013) [-]
it means you're freaking amazing
User avatar #71 to #70 - welfarekid (07/06/2013) [-]
Can you elaborate please?
#51 to #19 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
You sound just like my father and the consequent annoying driving in circles through villages and cities, just because asking directions is "dumb".
#24 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
Did funnyjunk just thumb up a post that lightheartedly poked fun at males, and noone started an anti-feminist rant? Either this is an alternate dimension or I'm really proud of you guys.
User avatar #45 to #24 - bigmanfifty (07/06/2013) [-]
It's actually a miracle
User avatar #65 to #24 - faridahmalik (07/06/2013) [-]
Check for the glimmer.
User avatar #39 to #24 - heartlessrobot (07/06/2013) [-]
Because, this is pretty clever.
User avatar #52 to #24 - mads (07/06/2013) [-]
Unlike radical feminists men understand jokes
User avatar #50 to #24 - Davidowns (07/06/2013) [-]
Hi, my name is snwodivaD, Mitt Romney won the election and Germany won WWI and WWII.
User avatar #28 to #24 - uzbekistan (07/06/2013) [-]
There would have been a rant if it insulted females. Just saying.
#56 - cuppycakechick (07/06/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.
User avatar #12 - redrex (07/06/2013) [-]
uhh, i don't think that person knows that blonde hair is not gender specific
#14 to #12 - kingpongthedon (07/06/2013) [-]
uhh, i don't think this person knows that blonde jokes typically assume the blonde in question is female
User avatar #15 to #12 - WtfStrawberries (07/06/2013) [-]
I really haven't ever heard a blonde joke that wasn't about a female.
just saying
User avatar #17 to #15 - redrex (07/06/2013) [-]
"Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly-button? Blond guys aren't that smart either."

from first comment
User avatar #18 to #17 - WtfStrawberries (07/06/2013) [-]
and im proven wrong.
you really expect me to scroll all the way to the bottom of the page, whats wrong with you
User avatar #41 to #18 - heartlessrobot (07/06/2013) [-]
Yes. That was my joke and I worked very hard on it.
Cunt.
I'm just kidding I didn't work on it at all.
We should have sex now.
#42 to #41 - WtfStrawberries (07/06/2013) [-]
Just so smooth
Just so smooth
User avatar #49 to #15 - davvi (07/06/2013) [-]
in german, all these jokes are gender-specified to be female blondes as well
User avatar #2 - spyter (07/05/2013) [-]
is that ygritt on the iron throne?
User avatar #3 to #2 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
looks like sansa
User avatar #4 to #3 - spyter (07/05/2013) [-]
**** Sansa -_______-'' should be someone more awesome than her. I wish she was at the red wedding.
User avatar #22 to #4 - Endofzeeworld (07/06/2013) [-]
Cut her some slack, man, she's been through a lot of **** .
#30 to #22 - jazzyietheferret (07/06/2013) [-]
They all have, she's the only one who walked face first into it though.
User avatar #74 to #30 - spyter (07/08/2013) [-]
exactly she was stupid enough to want to marry jeoffery she WANTED to be there it was her choice kinda,
#46 to #30 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
Shes still alive though so shes doing something right
User avatar #5 to #2 - asterael (07/06/2013) [-]
I believe it's Sansa
#6 to #2 - esmebuffay (07/06/2013) [-]
No, but it should be.
No, but it should be.
User avatar #23 to #6 - noahnicholson (07/06/2013) [-]
seriously why the **** do people make a .GIF and add a harsh colour correction and yellow ******* text, and then someone times you get that plus checkers in the back ground, go back to tumboner you ******* annoying CUNT


yes im mad
#72 to #23 - esmebuffay (07/07/2013) [-]
I didn't make the gif, I just found it.
User avatar #62 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/06/2013) [-]
What's it called when a blonde dies her hair black?

Borrowed intelegence.
#77 to #62 - Rascal (07/13/2013) [-]
What is* Dyes* And as Kaiizel said, Intelligence*
User avatar #78 to #77 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah I know how to spell Dye, with that I just had a derp moment.
User avatar #63 to #62 - kaiizel (07/06/2013) [-]
*intelligence
User avatar #64 to #63 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/06/2013) [-]
I'm swedish. I won't get rarely used words right.
#66 to #64 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
It's only barely used when in reference to you.
User avatar #68 to #66 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/06/2013) [-]
Nope, I just have a hard time finding people worthy of being called it.
#80 - Rascal (07/17/2013) [-]
is it just me or are all the people who wrote on that post women
#73 - iftheshoefits (07/08/2013) [-]
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#53 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
there are no blonde jokes...it is all true!
#13 - Rascal (07/06/2013) [-]
Never ask for directions!!!
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