Blonde Jokes. .. Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly-button? Blond guys aren't that smart either. Blonde Jokes Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly-button? Blond guys aren't that smart either
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#1 - heartlessrobot
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly-button? Blond guys aren't that smart either.
#54 to #1 - niggastolemyname
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Can you even bruise your stomach?
#55 to #54 - heartlessrobot
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Yes.
#75 to #1 - itzmob
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(07/11/2013) [-]
Alright **** it I've been sitting here for 10 minutes. I think it's an oral sex joke but I have no idea someone help me
#76 to #75 - heartlessrobot
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(07/11/2013) [-]
He tried to **** her. Got it in a hole, but it's none of the correct ones.
#21 to #1 - steelcrasher ONLINE
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(07/06/2013) [-]
OHH i'm so sorry, i can't hear you over my MASTER race !
#27 to #21 - lyestcer
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Says the guy with the recessive gene
#47 to #27 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Recessive makes a pretty great master race. Less people to express the quality.

Regards, a guy with hair colored like mud road, as my sister describes it.
#67 to #47 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Less of something doesn't mean it's of higher quality.
#32 to #1 - niggernazi
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(07/06/2013) [-]
#36 to #32 - heartlessrobot
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(07/06/2013) [-]
He's clearly not blond in that picture.
#37 to #36 - niggernazi
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(07/06/2013) [-]
but he liked blond people more than anything
#38 to #37 - heartlessrobot
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(07/06/2013) [-]
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I don't know, he REALLY liked drugs.
#79 to #38 - anon
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(07/13/2013) [-]
His addiction to methamphetamines helped win the war.
#7 - geometric
Reply +93
(07/06/2013) [-]
Real men don't need directions.    
   
We can smell civilization miles away.
Real men don't need directions.

We can smell civilization miles away.
#48 to #7 - estonianpride **User deleted account**
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#10 to #7 - dogziller
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(07/06/2013) [-]
your gif made me happy. that game looks to be one of ubisofts good games
#34 to #10 - dogziller
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(07/06/2013) [-]
i really hope watch dogs lives up to the hype, and Ac 4 is better than Ac 3 otherwise. megatron don't do this
#33 to #10 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
It is and so far it looks like EA with its NFS: Rivals can go **** themselves in comparsion to ubi's the crew.
#31 to #7 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Real men just use instinct.
#35 to #7 - bummerdrummer
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(07/06/2013) [-]
men, we make good time. no time for stop or speed limits.
#8 to #7 - lolwatthe
Reply +16
(07/06/2013) [-]
It smells like desperation, deodorant and hookers.
#9 to #8 - geometric
Reply +27
(07/06/2013) [-]
That's why we always find gas stations.
#16 - RlCK
Reply +69
(07/06/2013) [-]
Men do not get lost..we just discover alternate destinations
#25 to #16 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, but what about- Naaaahhhggggg..........UMF UMF........UUUUUUUMF...........wakakakakakakaklakakakalakakalakakala........LAAR RRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF.....EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE.
#40 to #25 - heartlessrobot
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(07/06/2013) [-]
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Settle down there Skrillex.
#19 - welfarekid
Reply +53
(07/06/2013) [-]
I have my pride, I don't need ******* directions.
#20 to #19 - theawesomeguy
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(07/06/2013) [-]
dat text
#69 to #20 - welfarekid
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
I woke up and bam, I had it, what's it mean?
#70 to #69 - theawesomeguy
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(07/06/2013) [-]
it means you're freaking amazing
#71 to #70 - welfarekid
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Can you elaborate please?
#51 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
You sound just like my father and the consequent annoying driving in circles through villages and cities, just because asking directions is "dumb".
#29 - Kairyuka
Reply +31
(07/06/2013) [-]
I don't get lost, I just go on spontaneous adventures!
I don't get lost, I just go on spontaneous adventures!
#11 - awesomenessdefined
Reply +26
(07/06/2013) [-]
How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.
#12 - redrex
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(07/06/2013) [-]
uhh, i don't think that person knows that blonde hair is not gender specific
#14 to #12 - kingpongthedon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
uhh, i don't think this person knows that blonde jokes typically assume the blonde in question is female
#15 to #12 - WtfStrawberries
Reply +12
(07/06/2013) [-]
I really haven't ever heard a blonde joke that wasn't about a female.
just saying
#17 to #15 - redrex
Reply +8
(07/06/2013) [-]
"Why did the blond girl have a bruised belly-button? Blond guys aren't that smart either."

from first comment
#18 to #17 - WtfStrawberries
Reply +3
(07/06/2013) [-]
and im proven wrong.
you really expect me to scroll all the way to the bottom of the page, whats wrong with you
#41 to #18 - heartlessrobot
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Yes. That was my joke and I worked very hard on it.
Cunt.
I'm just kidding I didn't work on it at all.
We should have sex now.
#42 to #41 - WtfStrawberries
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Just so smooth
Just so smooth
#43 to #42 - heartlessrobot
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(07/06/2013) [-]
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#44 to #43 - WtfStrawberries
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(07/06/2013) [-]
#49 to #15 - davvi
Reply -1
(07/06/2013) [-]
in german, all these jokes are gender-specified to be female blondes as well
#24 - anon
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
Did funnyjunk just thumb up a post that lightheartedly poked fun at males, and noone started an anti-feminist rant? Either this is an alternate dimension or I'm really proud of you guys.
#45 to #24 - bigmanfifty
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(07/06/2013) [-]
It's actually a miracle
#65 to #24 - faridahmalik
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
Check for the glimmer.
#39 to #24 - heartlessrobot
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Because, this is pretty clever.
#52 to #24 - mads
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Unlike radical feminists men understand jokes
#50 to #24 - Davidowns
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(07/06/2013) [-]
Hi, my name is snwodivaD, Mitt Romney won the election and Germany won WWI and WWII.
#28 to #24 - uzbekistan
Reply +10
(07/06/2013) [-]
There would have been a rant if it insulted females. Just saying.
#62 - eiaisqzbsesb
Reply +1
(07/06/2013) [-]
What's it called when a blonde dies her hair black?

Borrowed intelegence.
#77 to #62 - anon
Reply 0
(07/13/2013) [-]
What is* Dyes* And as Kaiizel said, Intelligence*
#78 to #77 - eiaisqzbsesb
Reply 0
(07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah I know how to spell Dye, with that I just had a derp moment.
#63 to #62 - kaiizel
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(07/06/2013) [-]
*intelligence
#64 to #63 - eiaisqzbsesb
Reply +2
(07/06/2013) [-]
I'm swedish. I won't get rarely used words right.
#66 to #64 - anon
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(07/06/2013) [-]
It's only barely used when in reference to you.
#68 to #66 - eiaisqzbsesb
Reply +1
(07/06/2013) [-]
Nope, I just have a hard time finding people worthy of being called it.
#2 - spyter
Reply +5
(07/05/2013) [-]
is that ygritt on the iron throne?
#3 to #2 - sanguinesolitude
Reply 0
(07/05/2013) [-]
looks like sansa
#4 to #3 - spyter
Reply -2
(07/05/2013) [-]
**** Sansa -_______-'' should be someone more awesome than her. I wish she was at the red wedding.
#22 to #4 - Endofzeeworld
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
Cut her some slack, man, she's been through a lot of ****.
#30 to #22 - jazzyietheferret
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(07/06/2013) [-]
They all have, she's the only one who walked face first into it though.
#74 to #30 - spyter
Reply 0
(07/08/2013) [-]
exactly she was stupid enough to want to marry jeoffery she WANTED to be there it was her choice kinda,
#46 to #30 - anon
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
Shes still alive though so shes doing something right
#5 to #2 - asterael
Reply 0
(07/06/2013) [-]
I believe it's Sansa
#6 to #2 - esmebuffay
Reply +7
(07/06/2013) [-]
No, but it should be.
No, but it should be.
#23 to #6 - noahnicholson
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(07/06/2013) [-]
seriously why the **** do people make a .GIF and add a harsh colour correction and yellow ******* text, and then someone times you get that plus checkers in the back ground, go back to tumboner you ******* annoying CUNT


yes im mad
#72 to #23 - esmebuffay
Reply 0
(07/07/2013) [-]
I didn't make the gif, I just found it.
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