Better use for Macs. . I' IDIEA. That bird looks so satisfied and stupid, I want 200 of it.
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#32 - mathmanchris (06/09/2014) [-]
A Mac... Haha yes!
A Mac... Haha yes!
#117 to #32 - Rascal (06/10/2014) [-]
ha ha...no
ha ha...no
#175 to #32 - Rascal (06/10/2014) [-]
Can somebody make this in reverse?
#143 to #32 - Rascal (06/10/2014) [-]
The bird's like ooo there's something even warmer down below
User avatar #162 to #32 - cryingchicken (06/10/2014) [-]
I wish I had boobs and a bird just so I could do this.
User avatar #43 to #32 - coconuthat (06/09/2014) [-]
That birds all like " Awe yiss wigglin all up in dez titties"
#67 - Naxp (06/09/2014) [-]
**Naxp rolled image** how my bird stays warm
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#76 to #67 - desacabose has deleted their comment [-]
#77 to #67 - desacabose (06/10/2014) [-]
on second thought
#78 to #77 - Naxp (06/10/2014) [-]
**Naxp rolled image** aren't we all though?
#134 to #67 - Rascal (06/10/2014) [-]
actually relevant
#146 to #67 - Rascal (06/10/2014) [-]
Wow that was a good roll.
#74 to #70 - Naxp (06/10/2014) [-]
mfw finally getting a good roll
mfw finally getting a good roll
#9 - armenia (06/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #45 to #9 - coconuthat (06/09/2014) [-]
"Now I sleeps"
User avatar #2 - fridgelogic (06/09/2014) [-]
That bird looks so ******* satisfied and stupid, I want 200 of it.
User avatar #5 to #2 - grandlordchicken (06/09/2014) [-]
He just finished masturbating to Internet porn.
#42 to #2 - applescryatnight (06/09/2014) [-]
200 of them almost costs as much as a mac
#161 to #42 - Rascal (06/10/2014) [-]
and yet even with the cost of food they would still be a better value.
#33 to #2 - novabird ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
species is a sun conure, they sell for between 500-800usd and can be very loud but make great pets if you own your own home.
species is a sun conure, they sell for between 500-800usd and can be very loud but make great pets if you own your own home.
User avatar #138 to #33 - chillybilly (06/10/2014) [-]
I just knew you would be somewhere in this comment section
User avatar #139 to #138 - novabird ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
bird post? yep nove was there, the one thing people can predict is seeing me on a bird post.
User avatar #155 to #139 - teratorn (06/10/2014) [-]
Well your name fits to it afterall.
User avatar #158 to #155 - novabird ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
eyup, that and people call me the bird man irl as well.
User avatar #159 to #158 - teratorn (06/10/2014) [-]
You have birds?
#160 to #159 - novabird ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
i have had 36, 25 at once not including the 4 i have now.
currently i have an eclectus, sun conure and 2 teils.
nova is my eclectus and she's named after my last bird star.
pic shows nova and phoenix.
User avatar #179 to #160 - teratorn (06/10/2014) [-]
Sorry for late response,was outside paying the bills. Those birds are awesome man,they're really cute,and looks like you take care of them really good.
User avatar #182 to #179 - novabird ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
understood.
nova is a truly well behaved parrot, i don't treat her as a pet but more like a daughter, she doesn't usually respond to anything verbal but is gesture trained although in most cases she seems to know in advance what i'm going to do most of the time and i pretty much share my food with both of them but will take nova out in the woods, fishing and camping.
phoenix is a rehome and very loud but i'm working on that, still funny that he'd hide under nova when i'd reach for him when he was new though but both are really spoiled.
#6 - Zailen (06/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #59 to #6 - neokun (06/09/2014) [-]
His face feels.... Off......
#27 to #6 - ugoboom (06/09/2014) [-]
jon, you look a bit off today, is everything okay?
#37 to #27 - datmine (06/09/2014) [-]
There goes my secret identity.
There goes my secret identity.
#63 to #27 - Rascal (06/09/2014) [-]
... he ate jaques didn't he?
#140 to #1 - boomerpyro ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
because some ******* cut down on the ventilation development
#13 - ehzio ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
I want to get along with my green amazon parrot so bad but lately it's been trying to bite and attack me due to its previous owner
User avatar #15 to #13 - bestfoxgirl (06/09/2014) [-]
hug it?
User avatar #17 to #15 - ehzio ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
I cannot hug something that will bite my dick off, trying to give my bird a bath is ******* awful as the bird claws and bites the **** out of my hand
#19 to #17 - bestfoxgirl (06/09/2014) [-]
You don't hug birds with a dick

Give it crackers until it recognizes you as its new trainer (or maybe you don't have enough badges? What level is it?)

(seriously tho, I would try feeding it to deepen the bond)
#20 to #19 - ehzio ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
but it's hard as hell since the bird will absolutely not eat if someone is standing near it or in it's view. It would just sit on its stick and stare at you until you go away. If I try feeding it from my hand like I would feed my dog with my hand to gain some trust, it would just bite my hand to get the food away from it.

I'm telling you this guy is hard and it's even harder to find what food he likes since he will bite your hand even if you put your hand near him.
#30 to #20 - bestfoxgirl (06/09/2014) [-]
The closest I ever got to having a parrot was my lvl100 Chatot, so don't consider me as a reliable source

Also, I thought that since your parrot is a parrot, it would like crackers. I guess that's another thing which proves not to be an universal rule.
#119 to #13 - Rascal (06/10/2014) [-]
everything from britain will be attacked by jungle beast due to their muddy history together. britain rules most of world-everything in the world hates them.
everything from britain will be attacked by jungle beast due to their muddy history together. britain rules most of world-everything in the world hates them.
User avatar #133 to #119 - mlpokeyuan (06/10/2014) [-]
what's this anime?
User avatar #170 to #133 - bestfoxgirl (06/10/2014) [-]
Kiniro Mosaic
User avatar #18 to #13 - bobsuruncle (06/09/2014) [-]
find a treat it really likes, let it eat in your presence. once its used to you being there hold the treat and let it eat the treat, you may have to stand for a very long time. once its used to eating from your hand you can try and lure it out the cage until its used to that. and ect ect
User avatar #21 to #18 - ehzio ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
but I have no idea what food it likes since it bites my hand every time I try to feed it
#22 to #21 - bobsuruncle (06/09/2014) [-]
I don't know much 'bout Amazon parrots (AP) but my Cockatiel was in a similar conditions, her previous owners weren't exactly the best when caring for her. I stopped her from biting by using a stick, basically she bit the stick and it didn't retract so after a while she seemed to have been trained to think biting doesn't work, that let use my hands, I still get little nips every now and then but I don't bleed anymore. once I got to that stage I just kept my hand still near her until she got used to them. once she was used to my hand i could use millet spray but AP I think you can use a variety of fruits and veg as long as you clean them first
User avatar #23 to #22 - ehzio ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
what's millet spray...
#24 to #23 - bobsuruncle (06/09/2014) [-]
It's a type of grass plant that has a **** ton of seeds on it, parrots love it though apparently its best for small parrots like budgies, cockatiels and lovebirds

But clean fruit may be better for your parrot and it's more nutritious, unless it can have millet then you're good though you should really look that part up first.

So yeah this **** V
User avatar #31 to #24 - ehzio ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Neat I'll see if he likes it then
User avatar #35 to #21 - novabird ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
offer him nuts, noodles, bread, vanilla ice cream, cheese or meat but not pork or processed.
my eclectus will fight me for these.
if you trick him into taking a bite and he likes it he'll come back for more assuming he wasn't curious to begin with, most parrots have a sweet beak as well but lots of sugar/salt is really bad for them.
User avatar #40 to #13 - fuckingtrolls (06/09/2014) [-]
lol
#48 to #13 - Rascal (06/09/2014) [-]
My female dog keeps her tail over her vagoo. A male dog tried to **** her, and she squeeled for like an hour. I think her previous owner tried to molest her.
#49 to #48 - ehzio ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
#114 - theunknownman (06/10/2014) [-]
**theunknownman rolled image** What my bird does
#50 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
I
I
#51 to #50 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
#52 to #51 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Love
Love
#53 to #52 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
BIRDS!
BIRDS!
#73 to #71 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
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#68 - getballar (06/09/2014) [-]
bootiful burds
bootiful burds
#36 - cantexplain (06/09/2014) [-]
Haha, macs suck dick
Haha, macs suck dick
#55 to #36 - kuroking (06/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #65 to #55 - enemyoftrn (06/09/2014) [-]
Coming from the underwater master of hipsters, Squidward, that is saying something.
#156 to #55 - adriaan ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
i think apple makes good product and has a good design, only it's way too expensive and can't custom select parts.
#8 - jonglio (06/09/2014) [-]
#61 to #8 - popnotes (06/09/2014) [-]
That is entirely how you don't do that.
User avatar #167 to #8 - thatlonewolf (06/10/2014) [-]
do you happen to have that pic without the text or in a different resolution?
User avatar #168 to #167 - jonglio (06/10/2014) [-]
no, sorry
#14 - hassanane (06/09/2014) [-]
That parakeet aint got **** on this parrot.
#169 - hotschurl (06/10/2014) [-]
that bird is really pretty
User avatar #185 to #169 - FragOut (06/13/2014) [-]
Right? There are kittens and puppies.. and then just BAM an adorable flamboyantly colored ball of squeaky awesome.
#95 - junkyfunkyfunfun (06/10/2014) [-]
Pay no attention to the conveniently located box of Kleenex
User avatar #41 - krobeles (06/09/2014) [-]
Holy **** . That little ****** is colorful as balls. I need one of those as a stress reliever. Each time I'm feeling down, I'll just cuddle my little bag of color, feathers and squawk untill I'm feeling better.
User avatar #90 to #41 - olias (06/10/2014) [-]
Birds are a handful though. I love em, but they are.
User avatar #44 to #41 - lanfearandthecup (06/09/2014) [-]
then they will call you a piece of **** fgt and to 1v1 you bruh
User avatar #46 to #44 - krobeles (06/09/2014) [-]
What? Are you sure you're replying to the right comment? I dont feel like what you wrote makes any sense in relation to what I wrote.
User avatar #47 to #46 - lanfearandthecup (06/09/2014) [-]
theres auctually 4 jokes in what i said, (Define joke) 1: that if it looks, smells, tastes, like a parrot, it talks 2: that they repeat everything you say 3: that you say that **** and its simply repeating what your saying 4:you want to cuddle and its being a prick. honestly it wasnt all that creative, im just bored
#150 - titsequalthumbs (06/10/2014) [-]
**titsequalthumbs rolled image** another use of a mac
#166 to #150 - megayoming (06/10/2014) [-]
Macs war zone everything
#112 - dublies (06/10/2014) [-]
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