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Aye Aye Captain

itsself h DU TI
my knows how to sail and stuff as we were going to tuck on a heat as
when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty
intensely and i kissed his neck and Karlotte as whispered "aye aye
captain" and he said "i can' t hear you" as i said it again and then he
******* went "" and started singing the *******
Spongebob theme slang i wanted to kill him
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#1 - anon (06/10/2014) [+] (25 replies)
stickied by SirVladimir
Are ya ready kids?
User avatar #23 - MrJakkadakka (06/11/2014) [-]
She set herself right up for that one... it's hardly his fault.
#38 to #23 - anon (06/11/2014) [-]
She?
#99 to #38 - anon (06/11/2014) [-]
Anon confirmed for mild SJW.
The only person whose gender we know is bf.
User avatar #110 to #99 - MrJakkadakka (06/11/2014) [-]
If he was man, he would have continued the song, not bitched on Tumblr about it.
#156 to #110 - assassindash (06/11/2014) [-]
That burns gotta sting worse then   
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That burns gotta sting worse then
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User avatar #160 to #156 - seajayjoonyo (06/11/2014) [-]
Sauce please?
User avatar #184 to #160 - assassindash (06/11/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk, stole it without mercy.
....

Does anybody really know where its from?
#17 - grimmwaters (06/11/2014) [-]
At least her boyfriend has a nice port to drop anchor.
#39 to #17 - anon (06/11/2014) [-]
Her?
#79 to #17 - tiredofthis (06/11/2014) [-]
Just kidding, that was great
Just kidding, that was great
#66 - doctorprofessornv (06/11/2014) [-]
HFW
HFW
#116 to #66 - KingTroll (06/11/2014) [-]
Someone please explain whats coming out of Squidward's face. Please
User avatar #132 to #116 - doctorprofessornv (06/11/2014) [-]
I believe it's a pressure bump (like when you get hit hard on the head and it swells up).
#133 to #132 - KingTroll (06/11/2014) [-]
Thanks lol I should've known. I just got really scared when I saw a vagina on Squidward's face and that_ thing_ came out of it
#127 to #66 - romdadon (06/11/2014) [-]
damn squidward your art got creepy
User avatar #129 to #66 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
what the actual **** , new spongebob?
User avatar #98 to #66 - jajathezombie (06/11/2014) [-]
I feel like Spongebob is the closest we're ever going to get to a replacement for Ren and Stimpy.
User avatar #118 to #66 - nimithecat (06/11/2014) [-]
Futa in a nutshell
#163 to #118 - ghustla (06/11/2014) [-]
I actually LOL'd
#8 - pfccross ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
#117 - mathmanchris (06/11/2014) [-]
Oooo0000ooooh   
Who died in an oil spill because of BP?   
   
xD
Oooo0000ooooh
Who died in an oil spill because of BP?

xD
#150 to #117 - plumpcorn (06/11/2014) [-]
This guy...
User avatar #165 to #143 - stripey (06/11/2014) [-]
you are the real cancer
User avatar #170 to #165 - logickid (06/11/2014) [-]
no u
User avatar #183 to #170 - stripey (06/11/2014) [-]
shhh
#107 - damitfel (06/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#157 to #107 - assassindash (06/11/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
4 if he uses his nose.
#162 to #157 - norwegianlolz ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
no, that one goes in the pooper on the girl in the middle   
   
   
 the 4th one is for his dick
no, that one goes in the pooper on the girl in the middle


the 4th one is for his dick
#94 - trapt (06/11/2014) [-]
hfw
#149 - plumpcorn (06/11/2014) [-]
Aye, aye, Captain! OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!
#96 - anon (06/11/2014) [-]
I don't care who you are, whether you're the boy or the girl in this situation, if you don't laugh at this situation when it's happening then you have a shallow relationship and deserve to get dumped. And I don't even like Spongebob.
#97 - onkii ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
hey lil mama lemme whispa in ya ear
#102 to #97 - redzeopoweranger ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
obby
obby
#104 to #102 - onkii ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 - poutinesalad (06/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#12 - samoaspider (06/11/2014) [-]
&quot;sail and stuff&quot;   
&quot;			****		 on a boat&quot;   
   
   
stay classy tumblr whores, stay classy.
"sail and stuff"
" **** on a boat"


stay classy tumblr whores, stay classy.
#122 to #12 - anon (06/11/2014) [-]
This gif funny is
User avatar #119 to #12 - revelo (06/11/2014) [-]
Jealous neckbeard detected
#57 to #12 - bakagaijin (06/11/2014) [-]
Do you have the original gif? I've been looking for it for ages and can't find it.... yes I'd tried googling it
User avatar #89 to #12 - starblood (06/11/2014) [-]
it's just because it's tumblr.
all this tumblr hate needs to stop
User avatar #84 to #12 - schneidend (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what's worse, the thought that you may not be trolling and may be this much of a stupid, slutshaming faggot, or that some of the neckbearded mouthbreathers on this site thumbed you up.
User avatar #43 to #12 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
How so a whore?
User avatar #46 to #12 - finblob (06/11/2014) [-]
This just in, ******* your boyfriend makes you a whore.
Child birth rates are dropping all across the world.
User avatar #71 to #12 - horsecrab (06/11/2014) [-]
This post has rustled my jimmies more than anything else on this site.

Sex is fun.
Sex in various places is fun.

**** off.
#27 to #12 - thedippestofshits (06/11/2014) [-]
>sex with boyfriend in romantic/exotic place
>whore

User avatar #29 to #27 - thebballin (06/11/2014) [-]
Seriously though, how are you a whore if your going to have sex with your boyfriend?
#30 to #29 - anon (06/11/2014) [-]
because you talk about it on the internet
User avatar #31 to #30 - thebballin (06/11/2014) [-]
So because you neck beards on FunnyJunk can't get a girlfriend, we can't talk about ours? That doesn't seem fair.
User avatar #42 to #31 - thetom (06/11/2014) [-]
but you're on funnyjunk.....
#44 to #42 - boomerpyro ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
not all funny-junkers are virgins, wake up and smell the ashes
User avatar #45 to #44 - thetom (06/11/2014) [-]
no, i know that, guaranteed. just seemed like he called everyone on funnyjunk a neck beard that can't get laid. Just, the way it's worded.
User avatar #173 to #44 - basicargentinian (06/11/2014) [-]
BUT WE ARE THE DOMINANT MAYORITY, AND WE SHALL RULE IN OUR PURE, UNSCATHED VIRGINITY INTO HEAVEN WITH WOW AND FEDORAS.
User avatar #70 to #44 - treefox (06/11/2014) [-]
Yeah! I mean, I strolled down to the morgue and got laid just a few nights ago.
User avatar #62 to #44 - newsuperyoshi (06/11/2014) [-]
The right man at the wrong time can make all the difference.
#34 to #30 - popnotes (06/11/2014) [-]
You're a dumbass.
#61 to #27 - anon (06/11/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**   
&gt;Sex with boyfriend in a public venue aka a lake and/or ocean where others may pass.   
&gt; &quot;			****		&quot; isn't a classy thing to say.    
&gt;Women with no class are considered whores   
&gt;&gt;Whore.
**anonymous rolled image**
>Sex with boyfriend in a public venue aka a lake and/or ocean where others may pass.
> " **** " isn't a classy thing to say.
>Women with no class are considered whores
>>Whore.
#65 to #61 - thedippestofshits (06/11/2014) [-]
holy **** .. that's just... i mean... wow...

nowhere does it say any other people were near. have you ever gone sailing on the ******* ocean? you'd actually need to be pretty ******* close to distinguish 2 ppl having sex on a boat anyway...

" **** isn't a classy thing to say"? "Women with no class are considered whores"?

what?

what?!


#167 to #27 - anon (06/11/2014) [-]
>boyfriend
>public place
>your comment
#37 - anon (06/11/2014) [-]
As weird as it sounds, does anyone else think it should be spelled OHHHHHHHHH instead of OOOOOOOH? (this bothers me more than it should..)
#124 to #37 - anon (06/11/2014) [-]
thanks for pointing it out, it started bothering me after I read ur comment
User avatar #67 to #37 - traks (06/11/2014) [-]
Youre right, Ohh and Ooh are two different sounds
#87 to #67 - anon (06/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I read "Ooh" as in Ooh-La-La, and "Ohh" as in "Oh captain my captain"
#18 - leprecono (06/11/2014) [-]
I don't know why, but i laughed for like 5 minutes at this. I mean proper, like a retarded seal, laugh
I don't know why, but i laughed for like 5 minutes at this. I mean proper, like a retarded seal, laugh
#51 - SimpleSimpleton (06/11/2014) [-]
Plot twist, it was 2 dudes.
As a gay man, this is how I think
User avatar #100 to #51 - pinstre ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
can a name get any bluer?
#101 to #51 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/11/2014) [-]
What about girls don't you like, apart from the obvious? Do you think they're gross? I actually find it easier to understand bisexual people than gays.
#112 to #101 - SimpleSimpleton (06/11/2014) [-]
I don't know. I look at a girl and theres no sexual attraction. I look at some dudes and it's there. I don't know why, its hardwire. If I could be straight I would. I don't think women are gross, I dated girls until the end of high school then just didn't find it appealing anyomore. Had an experience with a friend and it was awesome, so I went with dudes.

I like the idea of having a bro i can do everything with. Sports on a compedative level, video games, hikes, fishing, hunting etc. with the added bonus that we get to **** later. Dudes know what dudes want. Though it seems more fun, sometimes i wish I was straight because its easier. Hope that helps? idk.
#159 to #112 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/11/2014) [-]
How would being straight be easier? Relationship-wise I think being gay would be easier since a partner of the same sex would probably know what you want better than if they were of the opposite sex. But yea being gay would be awesome if it wan't for all the dicks. You have a good thing going man, enjoy it.
User avatar #185 to #159 - SimpleSimpleton (06/12/2014) [-]
Straight would be easier because it's more socially acceptable. I'm masculine, I don't have a fem voice, I don't like butt stuff done to me, and I don't like being called Honey, or Babe or **** like that, and I'm a Fireman. But even with all that, I decide not to tell people about my sexuality because its easier for people to think I am straight, and it works. Nobody questions it, and nobody asks, so why tell? It's really hard to explain, and is a grey area subject for me, considering i've never talked about it. But so far this works for me, so I stick with it. Can't tell you how I wish I could just be with a girl, have a family with kids, and live my life what society considers "normal" but I don't get to have that.

I had a friend named Nick who came out of the closet in high school. People were nice to him and weren't total douches, but behind his back if someone was telling an innocent story involving Nick, and the person being told the story said "Nick who?" they would say Gay Nick. its a title, and I do enough things that I am proud of, and other people are proud of to be titled for. I don't want to be "Gay Steve"

Sorry for the rant, barely even scratched the surface but **** like this can't be summed up in a couple sentences.
User avatar #186 to #185 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/12/2014) [-]
Well if you think you can live your entire life keeping it a secret then go for it, but that sounds exhausting. I think that a person can have many titles. "Gay Steve" would be added to the list, but hey man that word only hurts if you're not comfortable with yourself and there's no reason, I think, that you shouldn't be. I
User avatar #187 to #186 - SimpleSimpleton (06/12/2014) [-]
it is exhausting, but i'm not ready for that ******** yet. I like how things are going.
#123 to #112 - nimithecat (06/11/2014) [-]
Man i understand how you feel.
I see a vagina and I see some alien creature, yet I still like it, and I still have a strange urge to stick my body parts into it.

Let alone boobs, yo.
I am aware that they're made for babies to suck on, and serve no purpose in sex.
It's not supposed to be any of my business, yet for some reason my eyes auto-target them and I find them nice for some reason.

Hormones are ******* weird.


Although i agree with you on the "partner you can do anything with" part. Thankfully my gf is a bit of a goofball as I am, so there's a good mutual understanding.

I can't imagine why we even have gender roles and cultural standards for stupid things like gaming.
The term 'gamer girl' shouldn't even exist because it implies that it's some kind of rarity.
Those standards just keep women from being able to enjoy the same stuff as we do and makes it harder to get along.
#109 to #101 - anon (06/11/2014) [-]
bisexual people are also gay....just saying since you seemed to miss that.
#82 - anon (06/11/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Her face when
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